Funny interview
OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME? CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME? CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE? CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH? CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION? CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT? CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB? CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW CANDIDATE: M P. SIR OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW? CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE. .. OFFICER: MP!!! CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR? OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURED hihihihihihihiihihi xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx On Sep 3, 9:24 am, Lílian <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > One day my friend Hanzo went to a seaside town and stopped at a bar > for a drink. > > Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, > which he was. > When he finished his drink, he found his bike had been stolen. > > He went back to the bar, took a gun from his bag ,caught it above his > head and without even looking, fired a shot in to the ceiling. > > "Which one of you idiots stole my bike ?!?!?" he yelled with > surprising forcefulness. > No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my bike > is not back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I did in > my hometown "KOZHIKODE" And I don't like to reapeat what I did in > kozhikode !" > > Some of the locals shifted restlessly. > > Randeep, had another beer, walked outside, and his bike has been > returned to the post. > > He started the bike to ride out of town. The bartender followed him > out of the bar and asked, "Hey, Mr. before you go...tell me what > happened in Kozhikode ?" > > Hanzo said " Well..when my bike was stolen there,I had to walk home" > > xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > > On Sep 1, 10:04 am, "anurag barthwal" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > Riddles : > > > Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue? > > A: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it. > > > *NOTE*: *For this to be funny, students need to understand that in many > > cultures women have the image of speaking so much that their husbands seldom > > have a chance to say anything.* > > ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° > > > Q: A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, and a piano. How > > did he drink, how did he eat, and how did he get out? > > Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a table. How did he > > get out? > > A third man was locked in an empty room. How did he escape? > > > A: The first man drank from the springs of the bed, ate the dates off the > > calendar and played the piano until he found the right key, which he used to > > unlock the door. > > > The second man looked in the mirror to see what he saw. > > > Then he took the saw and cut the table in half. Next, he put the two halves > > together to make a whole. Finally, he crawled out through the hole. > > > The third man broke out with the measles. > > > ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° > > Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman? > > > A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on > > Earth for a few moments. > > > A2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first! > > > ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° > > > Q: What is the longest word in the English language? > > A: Smiles. (There is a *mile* between the first letter and the last letter.) > > > Information Quiz: > > Q: What is the tallest building in our town? > > A: The library. (It has the most *stories*.) > > > ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° > > > Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? > > A: fsh (No letter "i", so no i's.) > > > Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? > > A: No idea. (No eye deer) > > > Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? > > A: Still no idea. > > > ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° > > > Q: Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick? > > A: To a horsepital. > > > Q: What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an > > appointment? > > A: Tell him I can't see him today. > > > ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° > > > Q: Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? > > A: Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there. > > > * * * * * * * * * * * * > > [ Courtesy : Online TESL Journal ]- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "English Learner's Cafe" group. 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