The God Is Stolen
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!" The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The eight-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?" At that, the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home slamming himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?" The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!" On Sep 12, 8:09 am, englishcoach <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Those jokes were hilarious! I had a really good lauph. Jokes are a > great way to learn and improve your English while having fun. > I am horrible with jokes. I don't know many but I do know one. Here > we go: > > A duck waddles into the library and waddles up to the librarian. > He looks up at the woman and says...mmmmmmmm...book. > So the librarian gives the duck a book. > The duck tucks the book under his wing and waddles out of the library. > > An hour later the duck returns and puts the book on the librarians > desk. > He looks up at her and says...mmmmmmm...book...book. > So the librarian give the duck two books. > > As this point the librarian is curious as to what the duck is doing > with these books so > as the duck waddles out of the library with a book tucked under each > of its wings, she > quietly followed the duck. She followed it out the library, down the > street, out of the town > and to a small pond. > > As she hid behind a bush she watch the duck go up to a frog that was > sitting on a lily pad. > The duck placed the books on the ground, picked on up and held it > infront of the frog. > > Who replied....readit....readit. > > This is harder to get (understand) because it plays with the sounds > that animals make. And this is different depending on where you come > from. > > A duck goes quwack quwack > A pig goes oink oink > What sounds does a frog makes??? Ribbit...ribbit...which sounds like > read it (in the best). > > This joke is much better when you hear it, rather than read it. > > I hope that some of you got the joke. If you'd like more help with > learning english, come visit my > websitehttp://www.helping-you-learn-english.com > > See ya! > Diana --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "English Learner's Cafe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/english_learners?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
