Those jokes were hilarious! I had a really good lauph. Jokes are a great way to learn and improve your English while having fun. I am horrible with jokes. I don't know many but I do know one. Here we go:
A duck waddles into the library and waddles up to the librarian. He looks up at the woman and says...mmmmmmmm...book. So the librarian gives the duck a book. The duck tucks the book under his wing and waddles out of the library. An hour later the duck returns and puts the book on the librarians desk. He looks up at her and says...mmmmmmm...book...book. So the librarian give the duck two books. As this point the librarian is curious as to what the duck is doing with these books so as the duck waddles out of the library with a book tucked under each of its wings, she quietly followed the duck. She followed it out the library, down the street, out of the town and to a small pond. As she hid behind a bush she watch the duck go up to a frog that was sitting on a lily pad. The duck placed the books on the ground, picked on up and held it infront of the frog. Who replied....readit....readit. This is harder to get (understand) because it plays with the sounds that animals make. And this is different depending on where you come from. A duck goes quwack quwack A pig goes oink oink What sounds does a frog makes??? Ribbit...ribbit...which sounds like read it (in the best). This joke is much better when you hear it, rather than read it. I hope that some of you got the joke. If you'd like more help with learning english, come visit my website http://www.helping-you-learn-english.com See ya! Diana --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "English Learner's Cafe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/english_learners?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
