On 24 Aug 2012, at 00:28, Jason Resch wrote:
That reminded me of this:
I, Kerry Wendell Thornley, KSC, JFK Assassin, Bull Goose of Limbo,
Recreational Director of the Wilhelm Reich Athletic Club, Assistant
Philosopher, President of the Universal Successionist Association
(USA), Chairperson of the Kronstadt Vengeance Committee, Poet
Laureate of the Randolph Bourne Association for Revolutionary
Violets, Minister in the Church of Universal Life, Trustee for the
Center for Mythographic Arts, Correspondent for the Desperate
Imperialist News Service (DIN), Vice President of the Generic
Graffiti Council of the Americas, CEO of the Umbrella Corporation
and of the Spare Change Investment Corporation, Treasurer of the
Commercial Erisian Orthodox Tabernacle, Assistant Treasurer of the
John-Dillinger-Died-For-You Society, Public Relations Director of
Precision Psychedelics, Managing Editor of The Decadent Worker,
Public Security Committee Chief of the Revolutionary Surrealist
Vandal Party (RSVP), Advisor to the Niccolo Machiavelli University
of Jesuit Ethics, Instructor of the Mullah Nasrudin Sufi Mime
Troupe, Dean of Bodhisattvas of the 12 Famous Buddha Mind School,
Mail Clerk of Junk Mail Associates, Chaplaim ofthe Erotic Terrorism
Committee of the Fucking Communist Conspiracy (FCC, etc.), Deputy
Counsel of the International Brotherhood of Doom Prophets, Local
666, Alleged Founder of the Zenarchist Affinity Group (ZAG) and the
Zenarchist Insurgency Group (ZIG), Co-Founder of the Discordian
Society, Grand Master ofthe Legion of Dynamic Discord, Saint 2nd
Class in the Industrial Church of the SubGenius, CEO of the Brooklyn
Bridge Holding Company, Executive Vice President of the Bank of
Hell, Chief Engineer of the Southern Fascist Railway (``Our Trains
Run On Time!''), Inspector for the Political Correctness Division of
the Marta Batista Cola Company, and Satanist Quaker of 3388 Homera
Place, Decatur, Georgia do hereby swear (or affirm) on this day of
13 October 1993 under penalty of perjury that to the best of my
knowledge, all of the above and much of the below is true in some
sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and
false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and
meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in
some sense, as the Discordian Church (or Synagogue) holds as a
central tradition (borrowed from Buddhism and, thus, older than
Christianity) tenet of its faith is true of all affirmations.
LOL
Bruno
http://iridia.ulb.ac.be/~marchal/
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