On 10/12/2014 9:59 PM, s3raph...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] wrote:
Good news! You may be entitled to compensation.
/This is great news! Due to the out-of-court settlement with Red Bull
you may be entitled to a $10 refund because you didn't get any wings
after consuming your drink.
With the money you receive you can purchase another Red Bull drink,
although now the price will probably have doubled for each can. Good
work, you dumb shits./
/A Cafe Mocha at Starbucks costs $4.45 and a Red Bull at Walgreen is
Energy drink "Red Bull" settled two class-action lawsuits this week,
agreeing to pay $13 million because their famous slogan 'Red Bull
gives you wings' isn't true. Anyone who bought a drink from January 1,
2002 to October 3, 2014 is eligible to receive a $10 cash payment -
regardless of whether there was a receipt for proof.
Here's one of the ads they ran. If people can now sue for such
obviously idiotic claims it only goes to show what a dumbed-down
society we are living in.