--- In [email protected], "curtisdeltablues" 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Bill's next two first dates:
> 
> Bill  "So what do you think about these yogic flyers for world 
peace I
> saw in the paper?"
> 
> Date  "Oh my God I am a yogic flyer, I was on that course and it
> filled me with bliss!"
> 
> Bill "Waiter, check please". (sound of tires squealing all the way 
out
> of the parking lot.)
> 
> Next women:
> 
> Bill  "So what do you think about these yogic flyers for world 
peace I
> saw in the paper?"
> 
> Date "Yogurt what?"
> 
> Bill "Oh never mind, please tell me about where you grew up?"



In light of Bill's last post, the conversation would go like this:

Bill: "Do you think celibacy is necessary to achieve ultimate 
enlightenment?

Date: "What's celibacy?"

Bill: "Waiter, check please." (sound of tires squealing all the way 
out of the parking lot...but Date is with him).





> 
> 
> 
> 
> --- In [email protected], "Bill (William)Simmons"
> <unclewas@> wrote:
> >
> > 
> >  That's ok,,,I am certainly accustomed to defensiveness both 
passive 
> > and agressive when speaking about TM with TM'rs
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > > How can you tell the difference between someone
> > > who is totally brainwashed and programmed and
> > > somebody who is so excited by something they've
> > > just learned they can't stop talking about it?
> > 
> > Personally, when I am excited about something I have experienced 
I 
> > speak in terms of "I" and "we" but in the case in point it was 
> > all "Maharishi,,,Maharishi,,,Maharishi. Indicating an almost 
absence 
> > of self awareness and identity. Only Maharishi existed,,,only 
his 
> > word, his thoughts, his ideals,,,truely frightening that one 
person, 
> > a simple man who bleeds like the rest of us,,,eats like the rest 
of 
> > us and excretes bodily wastes like the rest of us could be 
looked 
> > upon as different. 
> > 
> > But then I have walked through the halls of his Center of 
> > Enlightenment in Huntsville. Dingy, old, smells of mould, paint 
> > pealing off the walls. Kitchen appliances that look like fire 
> > hazards. It seemed totally void of life joy or happiness. I felt 
> > like I was walking through a morgue. No plants, no flowers only 
> > picture after endless picture of Maharishi himself on the walls.
> > > 
> > > Just for the record, the "German study" is a
> > > complete crock.  If you're interested to know
> > > more, do a search on Google Groups in the group
> > > alt.meditation.transcendental for "German study."
> > 
> > Ah yes an impartial government study is a crock. Well I don't 
think 
> > the German courts share you view. Can you tell me who set up and 
who 
> > sponsored the site you have recommended?
> > > 
> > > For that matter, practically everything you'll
> > > find on Trancenet is dubious in one way or the
> > > other.  Not a reliable source of information on
> > > TM.
> > 
> > I have been to far more sites then Trancenet but thank you for 
your 
> > advice.
> > > 
> > > Most people just learn TM and go away and
> > > practice it on their own without going any
> > > further or becoming involved in the TM
> > > organization.
> > > 
> > > It's also entirely possible to learn the 
> > > TM-Sidhis and/or become involved with the TM
> > > organization without getting into a cultlike
> > > relationship with it.
> > > 
> > > Some people seem to need to establish a
> > > cultlike relationship with the TMO, and
> > > unfortunately the TMO doesn't do anything
> > > to discourage that.
> > 
> > Absolutely and I couldn't agree more with these statements. In 
fact 
> > I meditate myself,,,regularly. But its not just the cult like 
> > mentality referring to the TMO it is also the "worshipping" of a 
> > man, that man being Maharishi. He's just a man who has made 
billions 
> > selling a customised version of Hinduism. And there's nothing 
wrong 
> > with that. Just be honest and call it what it is. 
> >  
> > > > When I first started dating me
> > > 
> > > Freudian slip?? 
> > 
> > More like a reality check,,,in the final analysis I was dating 
> > myself. Her mind was no where to be found, then again neither 
was 
> > her heart.
> > 
> >  
> > > I kind of doubt she believed she was actually
> > > levitating beyond the "first stage" (hopping)
> > > of Yogic Flying.
> > 
> > Wanna bet!!!
> > >
> >
>







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