In article <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,
Norman Dunbar <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes
>Tony,
>
>if he calls you again, ask some irrelevant questions then tell him to put
>the PC back in the box and take it back to the shop. If he asks why, tell
>him he is too stupid to own a PC :o)
>
>This is (apparently) the conversation recorded by some PC comapny's help
>line when a customer phoned up (during a power cut) to complain that his PC
>had stopped working. It could, of course, be one of those 'urban leg ends'
>that go around.
Yes, I have read the full version of that one. Quite amusing ! After a
long conversation with the customer the helpline assistant finally
realises that the only question left to ask is something like -
"Sir, do you have the mains lead plugged into the wall socket ?" :-)
--
Malcolm Cadman
