On the Lighter Side...

BORROWING & LENDING

My next-door neighbor and I frequently borrow things from each other. 
Not long ago, when I requested his ladder, he told me he had lent it 
to his son. Recalling a saying my grandmother used to repeat, I 
recited, "You should never lend anything to your kids, because you 
will never get it back." With that, he responded, "Tell you the 
truth, it's not even my ladder. It's my dad's."

ENGAGING

Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to 
the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, 
but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. 
Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives 
to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a new computer 
instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and 
pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she 
collected herself, she looked up and prompted, "Well, don't you have 
something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he 
said, "will you buy me a new computer?"

THE NEW MATH

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in 
class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 
and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the 
Cartoon Network!"

HYMNS FOR SEASONED CITIZENS

The Old Rugged Face
Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up
It is Well With My Soul, But My Knees Hurt
Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing
Amazing Grace, Considering My Age
Just a Slower Walk With Thee
Count Your Many Birthdays, Name Them One by One
Go Tell It On The Mountain, But Speak Up
Give Me That Old Timers' Religion
Blessed Insurance
Guide Me O Thou Great Jehovah, I've Forgotten Where I Parked

lr smiles
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