Favorite Lines Colored Episodes
The line, 'I got a hobby...drinkin!', was also a line from Otis in a black and white episode. Brian Kaufman Proud TAGS Fan Since 1974. Sent from my iPhone ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.wbmutbb.com/
favorite lines
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Favorite Lines In Color Episodes
My favorite line in a color episodes occurs in the episode "Howard and Millie". Howard and Millie are discussing where to go on their honeymoon. Millie suggest Las Vegas, and Howard says "Fly to Las Vegas, and gamble..with money?". That one cracks me up. Orville Hendricks - Mount Pilot Butter and Egg Man.No Howard, we are going to gamble with matchsticks. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.wbmutbb.com/
Favorite lines from color episodes
Since I actually like the color episodes better than the b ones, it was hard for me to chose, but this is one of them. Andy to Howard: "But I thought you wanted to follow your rainbow?" Howard: "Yeah I did, but I guess I just followed it to the wrong end. My pot of gold is right here in Mayberry." Mike Creech ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.wbmutbb.com/
Favorite lines color episodes.
I gotta hobby. Drinkin! Randy in Indiana Sent via my Samsung Galaxy, an AT 4G LTE smartphone ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.wbmutbb.com/
Favorite Lines
Hello All, my two favorite: don't the trees sound full and a loaded goat, what'll we do. My Daddy's was when Ernest T tapped out the multiplication tables. Not really talking I guess. Sande Riggs , President, At The Crossroads Chapter, And Resident Head Ding a Ling. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Lines
Hey, Mayberry friends. Like trying to pick a favorite episode, picking a favorite line is equally hard for me but here goes: Andy: Yep. That's definitely not a boy. Barney: Nip it in the bud! Opie: Just what can you do with a grown woman? Aunt Bee: Oh Andy! Gomer: Water 'n air's free. Now gas 'n oil, we make a charge for that. Goober: Ain't you gotta' jack? Floyd: Miserable, deceitful wretch! Brisco: He one o' ours? Mr. Schwamp: ! These are just some of my favorites. I could go on and on. Larry in Lincolnton ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Re: favorite lines
The one I use often or think about often is the one Barney tells Opie: Ya see, Opie, it ain't always the material things that make a person rich. There's love and friendship. That can make a person rich, too. May not be 100% accurate but you get the drift. The comic lines are great also. Mayberry gateway to danger! ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Alumni and Favorite Lines
Watching Lost in Space tonight on MeTV who do I see but Big Maude/Barney's voice teacher Reta Shaw. Will somehow ended up on Earth in the 30's and Reta played the mother of a family who was helping Will. Some favorite lines are: Why don't you run up an alley and holler fish? - Gomer You beat everything, you know that? - Andy and Barney ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
RE: Favorite Lines
Andy: But don't the trees seem nice and full. Barney: Citizen's areeest, Citizen's areeest. Gomer: From the halls of Montezoomer to the shores of Tripoli Aunt Bee: Otis, I've been praying for you. Opie: Poor Hiratio! Thelma Lou: I want him to be the father of my children, but he can't sing a lick. Helen: What are you Sheriff Taylor...some kind of Svengali. Floyd: I'm going to Nashville! Wally: Watch out...I'm gonna rock forward. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Lines
Here's some of my favorites! OTIS: I've been comin' here for a long time but I never thought there was a chance for advancement! AUNT BEE: I wish I was dead! ANDY: If I's you, I'd change the subject! HELEN: The name is Crump - C R U M P! BARNEY: Women! They're all nuts! FLOYD: What do I know about love?! You can't be a barber for 20 years and not learn something! ANDY: Well, if the front room don't soon fill up with lawyers, I guess we got by with it! GOMER: You think they'll ask me that? BARNEY: Get down their with them spiders! LYDIA: When I go out into the sun, I get the herpes. BARNEY: I think it was pretty childish of Helen to tell Thelma Lou she was acting like a child! THELMA LOU: Ask him again, why he wants to go to the duck pond. OPIE: I hardly think of Sharon now that Thelma Lou's my girl. CLARA: Andy How's Helen? Should we be expecting any news from you two? Well,that's all for now - I think I might go home and take a nap. PEGGY ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Lines
Hey, Mayberry friends. A few more lines, I can't help it but it's fun. Good 'ol Doc.Andy This town ain't got a better friend than Sheriff Taylor.Barney The boy stood on the burning deck.Opie Oh, flibbertygibbet.Aunt Bee Boy, you fall in a well, you're wet.Floyd Thirty cents a ding.Gomer I ain't no Rockefeller.Goober He one 'o ours?.Briscoe You sure been well preserved.Charlene A tiger eye ring right outta' Spokane Washington.Dud Larry in Lincolnton ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Lines
It's so hard to narrow my favorite lines down to a manageable list. However, there is one line that I have to say is my very favorite. It's from Barney at Mrs. Wiley's party . He's talking about the how ugly the girls are. He says, Dogs, nothing but dogs. Andy, if you flew a quail through this room, every woman in it would point! I guess nature didn't spend quite as much time on them as it did on Ellen Brown.. Steve -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter. We are a community of 7 million users fighting spam. SPAMfighter has removed 38418 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Professional version does not have this message ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Lines
Sometimes, I think trying to pick my absolute favorite lines from TAGS is like trying to pick your favorite sister or brother or choose between your parents.So, here is a list of SOME of my favorites. Otis: Uncle Nat? What are you doing here? Howard: Wanna buy a ship in a bottle? Goober: That's the couch I was telling you about.. (To Lydia) Aunt Bee: My beacon of light to shine forever in the darkness of political ignorance! Ernest T:I wonder who that could be? Gomer: You just run up an alley and holler fish! Barney: Pipe down three! I think I've heard just enough about that tomato! and What's the matter with third party? It's not dirty! Opie:Paw, just what can you do with a grown woman? Floyd: Maude, Al, if those hamburgers are ruined I won't be responisble... Thelma Lou: If you call her a dog again, I'll never speak to you. Andy:Remember Benji? Helen: The name is Helen Crump! C-R-U-M-P! Briscoe: There ain't a horse in sight, but if'n one comes along we'll give him the right of way. Ya hear that boys? No yelling at the table... Col Harvey: Have you ever known a sick or tired Indian? Oh well, maybe more later Brad Neil Bentley Cunningham My card, in case you ever need my services. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Lines
In no particular order: Andy: Then you ball up your fist and hit him upside the head. or To tell you the truth Barn, if a 35 year old man came up on my front porch with a snow cone in his hand, I wouldn't even answer the door. Barney: They're really hard to buy for. or It's gonna be hard for us and the boys at the lab... or We defy the mafia!! Opie: I kinda hate to say paw, after all he is one of my own kind. Goober: Ain't you got a jack? Floyd: Maude, Al, those hamburgers are ruined and I'm not gonna be responsible or Dance with her Al or Everthing is A-okay in Mayberry. Briscoe Darling: Miss Bea, your kisses are sweet and highly valuable. But to be perfectly honest, they ain't worth the pain. Ernest T: She runned off with the taxidermist what sewed up her head. Gomer: I got a brown suit that's right plain. Mayor Pike: You're not gonna let 'em make fun of your little fat mayor. Olive: It does my heart good to watch a thin person eat. Otis: Uncle Nat?!?!?! Thelma Lou: Not a lick!! That's just a few, as you all no there are so many we'd blow up the internet listing them all. It's funny how often in my daily life I say some of these. Harry in Salem, VA ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Lines
There are so many but I'll pick Lydia-I can't go out in the sun, it gives me the herpes. Ted in MD ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite lines
Hey Kathy, You remember that...it's just slipped you mind That's when old Jed threw a checkerboard full of checkers, Could a blinded somebody, and he called ol'e Chester Jenkins a two- faced cheatin' liar . Barney arrested him for disturbing the peace. He came in and told Andy Now Sheriff don't but me no but's, 85 or no I can still disturb the peace with the best of them. Steve Andy, Are you gonna let laugh at your little fat Mayor??. -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for private users. It has removed 15363 spam emails to date. Paying users do not have this message in their emails. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Lines
Probably already said by others, but my favorites are: Bass, Shut your mouth and open it! You're not gonna string me up for drinkin'!? I got a hobby...drinkin'! ...in order to form a more perfect uuu uu ... I'm going to Nashville! ..Alan (I came to fill my vase!) ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
My favorite lines
Hello Mayberry friends. I guess we all have favorite AGS lines. Most of mine have already been listed, but I'll put in a plug for them anyway. My number one favorite line would probably be when Barney said to Gomer, Gomer, get down there with them spiders, and get to work! Almost everything Briscoe Darling said was a treasure, but I loved it when he was at the horse trough and said in regard to horses, If I see one comin', I'll give him the right of way And when he responded to Aunt Bee's recitation of The Rose by saying, your heart was talkin' to my heart, now my heart's answerin'MEAT! TATERS! Mr. Darling, when accusing Andy of egging Charlene on, I see how you hold in your stomach when she's around Andy: She makes me nervous! Barney: s many lines in Dogs, Dogs, Dogs but Boy, Giraffes are selfish! is one of the best. I liked it when Barney informed Opie that he, himself, had strong pinching fingers when he was teaching him how to use a slingshot. I guess we could all go on and on listing special lines. The writers were genius' I'm so happy to have all of those episodes in my movie library! You all Have A Mayberry Day! Danna In Indiana ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
my favorite lines
I am trying to remember these off the top of my head so they may not be exact: Barney: The quality of mercy is not strained, it floweth as a gentle rain from Heaven...well, you're not talking to a jerk ya know! Man gets his suit pressed, spends two hours polishing his hat, and for what?? Heartaches! It's not a whim anymore if you put on clean underwear. Did you know if you ride down the road with your mouth open and your tongue in the roof of your mouth, it's impossible to say anything with the letter 's'? You didn't let anyone see you with your mouth open like that, did you? Boy, put some guys in a government uniform and it goes to their heads! (to Juanita over the phone) Just wanted to be the first to say 'good morning' to you.? Cock a doodle doo-oo!? Heh heh, yeah, I just made that up. The speech about the two rules at the rock Barney's story about getting his parents a septic tank for their anniversary (You're a good son, Barn.? I try.) (Andy to Gomer) And take that gun out of your mouth! Gomer's speech about everything wrong with Barney's newly purchased '54 Ford (...and it could use a good wash...) ? Goober: Ain't you got a jack? Opie: Poor Horatio. Why do you want to go to the duck pond at night?? You can't see the ducks. Dixon ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite lines...
I jest sit cheer and enjoy the postings every day but I need y'all's help. My Kentucky friend and I were discussing a line recently but neither one of us could remember the correct quote nor the show it came from. Barney had arrested everyone in town...Andy had let them all go...but when they all returned someone saidI can disturb the peace with the best of them. Can you help us? Kathy One of Cincinnati's biggest fans (hey, Anita) ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
favorite lines
One of my all time favorite lines is uttered by Andy, when Barney gets anxious about Luke Comstock coming to town and Andy is called out to get Fluffy off the roof. Andy says, Fluffy's got kittens, and you know how you'd feel seeing your mother on the roof. My favorite line by Barney is Boooy, giraffes are selfish. My favorite line by Floyd is Maude, Al, if those hamburgers are ruined, I won't be responsible. By Briscoe is when he shows up at Andy's house and Andy says, Well this is a surprize to which Briscoe answers, Ain't it. I could go on and on, but I'll stop here. Kim - Wylie, TX ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
favorite lines
One of my favorite lines is from Gomer the House Guest. Gomer comes into the court house and tells Andy he is going to market to ask about a job. He says They're lookin' for an experienced butcher. Andy says, You know anything about cuttin' meat? to which Gomer replies, Reckon they'll ask me that? Another of my favorites is from Dinner at Eight. Andy has already eaten two spaghetti suppers first at home and then at Howard's. He comes home stuffed and gets an angry phone call from Helen wanting to know where he is, as he's an hour late already. After hanging up the phone, Goober tries telling Andy he mixed up the phone calls and Andy says, Now I'm goin' over to Helen's and eat my third supper, and then I'm comin' back-and I'm gonna kill you. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
favorite lines
One of my favorites is when Andy thanks Howard for coming up with the solution to the church leaning; Howard says Not me and looks Heavenward; makes me tear up every time. Also, when Andy points out Goober's old friend from the auto show working underneath a car, Goob says he wouldn't want to embarass him and Ange gets that oh-so-proud look. So many moments just warm my heart and make me glad to be a Mayberrian! Aunt Bee of Orlando ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
favorite lines
and we want to know some of your favorite quotes from the show we mean good quotes that only a TRUE TAGS. watcher would get because everyone knows the Nip it in the bud! and ones like that. so please tell us your favorite. Of course I have lots of favorite lines, but one of my all timers is during the scene when the Darlings are escaping from the Mayberry Hotel room and climbing down the rope. Darlene has landed in Andy's arms as he waits for them to all climb down and Briscoe says Darlene! Put that boy down! I just love that one... Hey to you and yours from beautiful Montana... Sweet Juanite Chapter ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite lines
I'm somewhat behind in my Digest reading but regarding all the funny lines in TAGS, you need to remember some lines are not funny unless you see the actual scene. In other words, a funny one liner would have to encompass the imagined action..Nip it in the bud works, Boy giraffes are selfish does not work. Nip it works because it's a statement/directive and is easily imagined. Giraffes are selfish doesn't stand on it own as most non-TAGS folks wouldn't know what in the world you mean.they would assume (and you know what THAT means) you do not like giraffes. But the dogs, nothing but dogs works because you get the entire picture. Also, delivery is 50%. With Barney yelling Nip it, you get it. A dead pan giraffes line doesn't go over well. I have spent years compiling one liners from TAGS and if anyone would like a copy, email me at [EMAIL PROTECTED] I use one liners all the time and usually get the deer in the headlights look for a few seconds and then they shake their head and remark - Oh, she's on her TAGS kick again! I just give em the good ol Mona Lisa smile and they walk away, completely and utterly confused, dazed and disgusted! Harriet, the chicken thief, hiding in Kelsey's Woods, USA Clearwater, Florida ..Johnny Paul Jason says chewing tar is good for your teeth...That's an old wives taleJohnny Paul ain't married ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
