The surgeon assured his girlfriend that his getting her pregnant would only
turn out to be a mild inconvenience. He explained that there are many
births at the hospital every day and sometimes there are the stillborn.
Their child would be a great blessing to a mother who didn't bring a healthy
If you experience hate everyday from Black people there is something wrong
there with the way you are acting.
I look as white as could be and this does not happen to me, only happened to
me in Jamaica, never in the U.S.A., and yes I have lived there.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom
Well your story is pretty shocking and your courage in sharing this is
very admirable. Hope you can break free of this cycle of hatred.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@... wrote:
On Mon, Aug 8, 2011 at 10:27 AM, merudanda no_re...@yahoogroups.com
wrote:
Who would
On Mon, Aug 8, 2011 at 10:27 AM, merudanda no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:
Ah aircondition and tel line are off BUT INTERNET WORKS!lets make use of it
in the middle of the night...
BTW wouldn't you agree,most of the Priest-Minister-Rabbi jokes in which
the Rabbi provides the punchline are
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@... wrote:
On Mon, Aug 8, 2011 at 10:27 AM, merudanda no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:
Ah aircondition and tel line are off BUT INTERNET WORKS!lets make use of it
in the middle of the night...
BTW wouldn't you agree,most of
Ah aircondition and tel line are off BUT INTERNET WORKS!lets make use of
it in the middle of the night...
BTW wouldn't you agree,most of the Priest-Minister-Rabbi jokes in which
the Rabbi provides the punchline are downright flattering: usually the
Jew cleric is presented as being witty, shrewd,
Ah aircondition and tel line are off BUT INTERNET WORKS!
lets make use of it in the middle of the night...
Hej Curtis in Blue seems we've exceeded the legal character limit in
this joke.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues
curtisdeltablues@... wrote:
Wow, how did you find
curtisdeltablues:
My favorite joke from this genre:
A Priest a Rabbi and a kangaroo enter a bar.
The bartender looks up and says:
What is this, some kind of a joke?
A horse goes into a bar. Bartender says:
Why the long face?
...were seated next to one another in the first class section of an
airplane. The stewardess approached them and asked what they wanted to
drink. I'll have a martini, said the rabbi. How about you, sir? the
stewardess asked the Baptist Minister. You should ask me, a man of
God, that my lips
A Priest, Rabbi, and Baptist Minister were discussing their methods of
dealing with the collection needed to operate their chuches or
synagogoue. The Priest said, I take the collection each week, draw a
circle on the ground, throw it up in the air and that which lands inside
the circle I use
Nice anti-Semitic jokes, Steve and Merudanda.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray1 steve.sundur@... wrote:
A Priest, Rabbi, and Baptist Minister were discussing their methods of
dealing with the collection needed to operate their chuches or
synagogoue. The Priest said, I take
ooohhh this one has a looong beard(too [:D] )...ooops..forgive me
Sorry --I didn't say anything
But I still would like to know what the Priest
said to the stewardesshurry up...before Alex cut this post short or
in two or both
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray1
Dear Jude, don't make be bad...
be a friend to the authors of these jokes...(not us [;)] )
and this poster, too [:x] have mercy
alone fearing the creeping ghost of midnight and the coming stormy
daylight
08.08=ba ba day=father's day-will be
and my kids are on the other side of this gobe
look at
Oh fair Judy-a! -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought...
good night- farwell..
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub, ..
--- In
Don't think either of you intended any anti-Semitic
slurs; I just pointed out that it's the rabbi who is
the butt of both jokes. Little consciousness-raising,
don'cha know?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, merudanda no_reply@... wrote:
Oh fair Judy-a! -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my
Wow, how did you find a Jew living money joke, did you have to translate it
from the German?
My favorite joke from this genre:
A Priest a Rabbi and a kangaroo enter a bar.
The bartender looks up and says:
What is this, some kind of a joke?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com,
Little Johnnie
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
husband is at work. Her 9-year old son, Johnny, comes
home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom
closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that
Johnny is in
On Sun, Aug 7, 2011 at 12:31 PM, authfriend jst...@panix.com wrote:
Don't think either of you intended any anti-Semitic
slurs; I just pointed out that it's the rabbi who is
the butt of both jokes. Little consciousness-raising,
don'cha know?
Judy, the words I have for you have already been
I'm so sorry to hear about your loss, Maggie. Thank you, Father, you've
a comfort. Did your husband have any last words, my Dear? Yes, he did,
Father. Maggie, put down the gun.
Father Rumsfeldt sat there in the confessional that Saturday afternoon. No
business. He was getting bored.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley
j_alexander_stanley@... wrote:
Your subscription request happened to arrive when I was not sitting at
my desk. I would have approved it had Rick not beat me to it.
As for the account not receiving any emails, that's an issue with
Yahoo. That
Okay, I'll just give you the start, and you can fill in the rest. A
Priest and a Rabbi, and a Baptist Minister were.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@... wrote:
On Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 10:33 PM, seventhray1 steve.sundur@...wrote:
Tommy Pall
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray1 steve.sundur@... wrote:
Okay, I'll just give you the start, and you can fill in
the rest. A Priest and a Rabbi, and a Baptist Minister
were.
...having a threesome, and discovered that none of them
had brought the K-Y. Which one
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@... wrote:
I must have missed a post or two. That happens when you have to
forward posts to places that forward posts so you can read them.
I've already responded to this here:
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com]
On Behalf Of Alex Stanley
Sent: Friday, August 05, 2011 7:26 AM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Long posts count as two?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife
Thank you for your kind feedback, Tom. I see that if my posts offer little
content then I still have some paring down to do. My goal is to be completely
empty of content, and thus completely full of contentment :-)
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@... wrote:
I must
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@... wrote:
Thank you for your kind feedback, Tom. I see that if my posts offer little
content then I still have some paring down to do. My goal is to be
completely empty of content, and thus completely full of contentment :-)
And
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@... wrote:
I must have missed a post or two. That happens when you have to forward
posts to places that forward posts so you can read them. But I digress.
Is Alex going to start counting long posts as two posts?That doesn't
: Long posts count as two?
** **
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@... wrote:
I must have missed a post or two. That happens when you have to
forward posts to places that forward posts so you can read them.
I've already responded to this here:
http
On Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 1:12 PM, RoryGoff roryg...@hotmail.com wrote:
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@... wrote:
Thank you for your kind feedback, Tom. I see that if my posts offer
little content then I still have some paring down to do. My goal is to be
: Long posts count as two?
** **
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@... wrote:
I must have missed a post or two. That happens when you have to
forward posts to places that forward posts so you can read them.
I've already responded to this here:
http
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@... wrote:
On Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 10:51 AM, Rick Archer rick@... wrote:
I approved it this morning.
Yeah, I figured FFL's unmoderator wasn't going to do it.
Thanks, I guess.
Your subscription request happened
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
Thank you for your kind feedback, Tom. I see that if my posts offer
little content then I still have some paring down to do. My goal is to be
completely empty of content, and thus completely full of contentment :-)
Tommy Pall don't need no stinkin joke.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley
j_alexander_stanley@... wrote:
No. Rory posted some groaner puns, and I wrote that as soon as
Bhairitu could add pun detection to the post count script, pun posts
would count as two posts. It was a joke.
On Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 10:33 PM, seventhray1 steve.sun...@sbcglobal.netwrote:
Tommy Pall don't need no stinkin joke.
That's Swami Tommy. And indeed I don't need no stinkin joke. A good one
now and then are appreciated. If anyone can help me find it, I'm looking
for the writeup about
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