Re: [JOKES] palavnik

> > ah che palav huligan > > stanal prezident izbran > > sluchva se velika nacija > > da izpadne v menstruacija > > > > http://news.netinfo.bg/?tid=40&oid=418374 > > > > > > > > Diogen > > "Това са най-сериозните упреци и най-силната критика към американс

Re: [JOKES] palavnik

Atanas Kiryakov wrote: ah che palav huligan stanal prezident izbran sluchva se velika nacija da izpadne v menstruacija http://news.netinfo.bg/?tid=40&oid=418374 Diogen "Това са най-сериозните упреци и най-силната критика към американския президен

Re: [JOKES] Koledata nablijava :)

lt Titanic.   - Original Message - From: Ivan Toshkov To: JOKES Sent: Wednesday, November 26, 2003 11:38 AM Subject: Re: [JOKES] Koledata nablijava :) Tekusht nai-dobyr rezultat: 350.4mAko go podobrite, po

Re: [JOKES] Koledata nablijava :)

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Re: [JOKES] Obshtestweni tyrgowe na mitnicata...

Title: Message   tva moze bi e Cray T3E (toi e s vodno ohlazdane i sigurno tezi gore-dolu tolkova) "...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your present. When you must choose a new path, do not bring old experiences with you. Those who strike out afresh, but who attempt to ret

RE: [JOKES] Nov tyrgovski centyr :o)))

A tozi text se okaza che e vzet ot edin “jenski” site :o)   http://www.liniastandart.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=index&catid=19&topic=&allstories=1   http://www.liniastandart.com/   :o   Boris   -Original Message- From: Boris Chervenko

Re: [JOKES] Programming tip

Minko Blyantov wrote: Programming tip #37: If you are genuinely worried that some luser might see a "Press any key to continue" prompt and get confused because there isn't a key marked "Any", you could say "Press a key to continue", and then lusers will simply press the "A" key instead of call

Re: [JOKES] Nadpisi

     1. On a blanket from Taiwan -   NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.   2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -   REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.   3. On a Taiwanese shampoo -   USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.   4.

RE: [JOKES] ISOnational-a

Who, the fuck, the враго? Koi ste poznae ot 1-st time?   Pisha na English, shtoto nail iso-to ni e takova – da se mo standarta demek.   -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Stanislav Jordanov Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2003 3:20

[JOKES] Re: [JOKES] Наръчник на пилота

Mnou se izwinqwam ;-) - Original Message - From: Stefan Kiryakov To: Jokes Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 2:56 PM Subject: [JOKES] Наръчник на пилота Наръчник на пилота   1. Всяко излтане е по желание. Кацането е задължително  

Re: [JOKES] Novite episodi na Cheburashka i Krokodila Gena

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Re: [JOKES] The Movies

35. nadpisite na kontrolnoto tablo na ruskite podvodnici sa vinagi na angliiski 36. d#nkite na kauboite ot predi 150 godini imat tsipove 37. kato poglednesh prez duloto na tanka i vizdash kakvo stava v#tre ("charlie's angels") 38. ako vraga uceli nqkogo ot 50 metra to toi nepremenno e snaiperis

RE: [JOKES] Anketna blanka na SysAdmin-a

Title: Message Winagi mi e hareswalo samochuwstwieto na administratorite:-). Ama pone da znaesh bylgarski toq deto go e pisal towa neshto:-)

Re: [JOKES] apocalypse now!

"The generals love napalm. It has a big psychological effect", - Col. Randolph Alles, the commander of Marine Air Group 11, on using napalm bombs in Iraq, 2003 "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like . . . victory" - Lt. Col. William Kilgore, "Apocalypse Now", 1979 "...

Re: [JOKES] НДСВ?

Stefan Kiryakov wrote: Какво значи абревиатурата НДСВ? Отговор: Нова Данъчна Секира за Верващите. Не върви :( И неверващите също го отнасят... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * me

Re: [JOKES] Da se nadiavame, che maimunite sa po-dobri ot indiicite...

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Re: [JOKES] Profesii...

dobre mu e na programista nishto ne mu lipsva na ti radioaktivnost na ti polova limitnost na ti oshte i problemi s~s o4i4kite zasmeni iska mu se no ne moje i kogat e buden - TOJE - Original Message - From: "Angel Kirilov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Jokes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, Ju

Re: [JOKES] za brezichkata

Shte triabva da cherpish Google-a, che toi vednaga pozna :-) - Original Message - From: "Atanas Kiryakov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, July 11, 2003 7:22 PM Subject: [JOKES] za brezichkata > Kojto poznae ot kogo e stiha po-dolu, ima edna bira ot men: > >

RE: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

Dobre :o)))   Point taken, deto se vika :o))   :o))   Boris   -Original Message- From: Stanislav Jordanov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 11:46 AM To: Boris Chervenkov; 'Jokes' Subject: Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +030

Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

sudden seizures което е точно това 'предупредително' за което се боря.   - Original Message - From: Boris Chervenkov To: 'Stanislav Jordanov' ; 'Jokes' Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 11:25 AM Subject: RE: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:

RE: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

.   Boris   -Original Message- From: Stanislav Jordanov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 11:17 AM To: Boris Chervenkov; 'Jokes' Subject: Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300   Тия типове шеги не са ми точно смешни, а предполагам и изпращ

Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

Тия типове шеги не са ми точно смешни, а предполагам и изпращателя няма да може да се посмее, защото не може да види реакцията на този, с когото се е пошегувал. Та предложението ми е: като се пращат такива неща да се обозначават с думата "Хипно-сеанс" и които иска ще си ги гледа. Знам че так

Re: [JOKES] Microsoft awards everyone who can explain this

  RTFM at http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb%3Ben-us%3B212251     - Original Message - From: Stefan Kiryakov To: Jokes Sent: Monday, 16 June, 2003 12:32 Subject: [JOKES] Microsoft awards everyone who can explain this Microsoft awards everyone wh

Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 10:13:17 +0300

ima 3 wida hora: -takiwa koito mogat da broqt, -i takiwa koito nemogat - Original Message - From: Boris Chervenkov To: 'Jokes' Sent: Friday, June 13, 2003 10:12 AM Subject: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 10:13:17 +0300   Ima 10 vida hora: - takiva, k

Re: [JOKES] Fw: Brian Keller's view of the world

Title: Message Ne che zashtitavam "smeshni presidenti" no ti kak razbra che e narek#l indiicite indianci? Oshte ot Columbovo vreme i poradi Columbovi greshki dumata e s#shtata     - Original Message - From: Minko Blyantov To: JOKES Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2003 4:46 P

RE: [JOKES] rock bands

:o)) Eto oshte malko takiva neshta :o)   http://www.8ung.at/bandfotogalerie/   :o)   Boris   -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of mim Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2003 5:59 PM To: jokes Subject: [JOKES] rock bands   http://www.n

Re: [JOKES] .BG

Az sym registriral .bg ... vednyj ... mnogo beshe interesno. I si beshe online - shto se zajajdat tez jurnalisti. V smisyl, ofcialnite neshta sa si oficilani, poshtite, pechatite, notariusite, bankovite smetki - tova e jasno. Sigurnostta si e sigurnost! Obache njakak mnogo suhi stavat neshta

Re: [JOKES] potresavashto - SPAM

nt: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 12:12 PM Subject: Re: [JOKES] potresavashto Kato se izkliuchi che towa potresawashtoto sme go cheli oshte predi nqkolko meseca (mislq pak w jokes), chowek mozhe da si naprawi truda da potyrsi towa efimerno syzdanie Maria_12 w web-a; Takyw edin opit

Re: [JOKES] UI :)

I az ne znam dali sa izpolzwali "Focus Groups" za da reshat che trqbwa da e sinq muha, no imam ideq zashto sa reshili da e "slightly to the left" - Mazhete znaqt zashto ;-) - Original Message - From: Stefan Dimov To: Jokes Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 5:00 PM

Re: [JOKES] Fake Predictions

> http://www.time.com/time/europe/forecast2003/html/verbatim.html вижте и резултатите от Quick Vote <>

Re: [JOKES]

 http://csnserv.zapto.org/funnyswf/ayb4.swf

Re: [JOKES] Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 11:14:40 +0200

 http://fun.from.hell.pl/2002-11-15/amd.jpg   В третий раз проводился опрос среди женщин "какой механический возбуди- тель является самым эфективным". Как и в прошлом году, с большим отрывом победил 600-й Мерседес.

Re: [JOKES] Date: Wed, 13 Nov 2002 10:29:37 +0200

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Re: [JOKES] Kakwi knigi pishat horata ....

Marin Dimitrov wrote: - Original Message - From: "Jogy" Dobri Bojilov ne e prost, makar che mai se e izsilil s komentiraneto na software az lichno bih q pregledal Syglasen sym, chel sym niakoi ot neshtata mu na www.komentari.com (koito seg

Re: [JOKES] Kakwi knigi pishat horata ....

- Original Message - From: "Jogy" > > > Dobri Bojilov ne e prost, makar che mai se e izsilil s komentiraneto na software az lichno bih q pregledal M "...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your present. When you must choose

Re: [JOKES] ne polzwajte PHP

Da ne wzemete da poviarwate na tui neshto? (C) 1999-2002 BBspot.BBspot is a satirical news and comedy source and meant to be funny.  If you are easily offended, gullible or don't have a sense of humor we

Re: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$

???za 4-ti pyt?? nali uj beshe 3 za shtastie, ili na discworld e 4?:-) - Original Message - From: Boyan Konstantinov To: Jokes@Sirma Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 5:01 PM Subject: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$ Kak se prav

Re: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$

ne :)) - Original Message - From: Hursev To: Boyan Konstantinov Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 18:39 Subject: Re: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$ abe si da ne pishesh mail client i da go testwash w momenta - Original Message

[JOKES] Re: JOKES

> I neshto posledno. Sled edin ot mail-ovete na Manski do jokes, nqkoi > "dobrojelatel" (za syjalenie mislq che znam koi e toi) e prepratil mail-a mu > v MS I manski e imal seriozni problemi. Ostawqm poslenoto bez komentar. kojto go e napravil e ili nepredpazliv i naiven do glupost ili zlonamer

RE: [JOKES] mai ne e joke...

I tova za naciq, chiito predstaviteli pishat v CV-tata si, che rabotqt s internet ot 30 godini !?!?!?!? Sega naistina se ubejdavam, che mai e taka ! Ako ne vqrvate, moga da vi predostavq spravki v Jobs na Sirma (ako oste gi pazq :) > -Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [ma

Re: [JOKES] The WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

Momchill Zarev wrote: > za kojto ne se e sprawil s testa, otgovorite po kasno > The WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ > 1. How long did the Hundred Years War last? > 2. Which country makes Panama hats? > 3. From which animal do we get catgut? > 4. In which month do the Russians celebrate the October R

Re: [JOKES] Pak M$ i BG ministar

âÅ ÞÏ×ÅËÁ ÓÉ ËÁÚ×Á (ÃÉÔÉÒÁÍ): "ÎÁÄ 50%" ÔÏ×Á ÆÏÒÍÁÌÎÏ ÐÏÇÌÅÄÎÁÔÏ ÏÚÎÁÞÁ×Á, ÞÅ ÔÏÞÎÉÑ ÐÒÏÃÅÎÔ Å ÐÒÏÉÚ×ÏÌÎÏ ÞÉÓÌÏ × ÉÎÔÅÒ×ÁÌÁ (50, 100], × ÞÁÓÔÎÏÓÔ ÍÏÖÅ É ÄÁ Å 95 ;-) - Original Message - From: "Angel Kirilov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Jokes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, June 07

RE: [JOKES] Ne e joke, a e krajno vreme momchetata ot M$ da se nauchat:-)

Otkakto nameriha onzi mazen buffer overrun v XP-to, tuk slednite neshta stanaha politika: -  da se razkarat absolutno vsichki funkcii, koito pishat v unsized buffers (sprintf, strcpy etc.) I da se zamenjat sys safe ekvivalentite im (snprint, strncpy). -  vsichki sistemni

RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

FransazovSent: Monday, May 20, 2002 8:07 PMTo: Nikolai; Atanas Kiryakov; [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft Ili kakto kazva Richard Gruev kato komentira Formula 1:   -  Bitija bit …. I taka natatyka

RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft   Nase - skandal edva li ste se zaformi - ste stane bitiq bit, ebaniq da go duha :((   Koko -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Atanas Kiryakov

RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

Behalf Of Ivan TerzievSent: Monday, May 20, 2002 6:10 PMTo: Nikolai; [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: Re: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft Wikash - ebaniq hem eban, hem pak da go duha??!:))) Ili kazano po-dobre - ebaniq be eban, no za smetka na towa shte go duha

Re: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

, 2002 6:04 PM Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft Nase - skandal edva li ste se zaformi - ste stane bitiq bit, ebaniq da go duha :((   Koko -Original Message-From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Atanas

RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft Md hubav skandal se zaformja ---Atanas Kiryakov,  http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of OntoText Lab.,    http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI

RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

: Re: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s MicrosoftAmi to tuk choveka v prav tekst si pishe, che cialata rabota s tozi dogovor e nezakonna, poneje niama nachin zakonno darjavata da zakupuva licenzi. Ama ako niakoi "proektira" edna Linux instalacia sas StarOffice i ia

RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

Title: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft Md hubav skandal se zaformja ---Atanas Kiryakov,  http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of OntoText Lab.,    http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI, Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence LabsPho

Re: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

Ami to tuk choveka v prav tekst si pishe, che cialata rabota s tozi dogovor e nezakonna, poneje niama nachin zakonno darjavata da zakupuva licenzi. Ama ako niakoi "proektira" edna Linux instalacia sas StarOffice i ia "vnedri" shte moje po zakonen nachin da specheli targ. Pone taka az vijdam nesh

Re: [JOKES] MS all around us

ne go razbirat - Original Message - From: Ivan Terziev To: Jogy ; jokes Sent: Saturday, May 18, 2002 11:13 AM Subject: Re: [JOKES] MS all around us Mi daite i nie da poprevedem neshto ve:))) - Original Message - From: Jogy To

Re: [JOKES] MS all around us

Mi daite i nie da poprevedem neshto ve:))) - Original Message - From: Jogy To: jokes Sent: Saturday, May 18, 2002 1:58 PM Subject: Re: [JOKES] MS all around us Prevoda im struwal 3 milona dolara!?!?!?! Samo za Word i Outlook???       Jogy

Re: [JOKES] MS all around us

Prevoda im struwal 3 milona dolara!?!?!?! Samo za Word i Outlook???       Jogy     - Original Message - From: borislav popov To: jokes Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 1:19 PM Subject: [JOKES] MS all around us http://www.mediapool.bg/site/business/2002/05/17/0004.shtml

Re: [JOKES] MS all around us

  - Original Message - From: Milena To: borislav popov Cc: jokes Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 16:25 Subject: Re: [JOKES] MS all around us a ne izliza li po-ewtino da platqt 2 kursa po anglijski i da si rabotqt na starite 98 i da pospestqt malko pari na

Re: [JOKES] MS all around us

a ne izliza li po-ewtino da platqt 2 kursa po anglijski i da si rabotqt na starite 98 i da pospestqt malko pari na danykoplatcite (sledwat cenzurirani slowoizliqniq) ej nqma da se oprawim s takiwa hora mim - Original Message - From: borislav popov To: jokes

RE: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 17:14:37 +0300

Naposledyk mnogo chesto vze da se sluchwa poveche ot 1 da prati edin i syshti joke. Za celta molq vsichki, koito postwat v Jokes, predi towa da si naprawqt truda da poglednat dali go nqma syshtiqt sred poslednite jokes. Towa shte spesti na mnogo hora, ne malko vreme. Mislq che si struwa.

Re: [JOKES] Joke

mmda... ama to werno ako prewkliuchim na IF-THEN discussion mode, ima baq IFowe za spomenawane:) ta mai po-dobre da ne:) - Original Message - From: Nikolai To: Ivan Terziev ; JOKES Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 5:33 PM Subject: RE: [JOKES] Joke Vojde, lafa e star

RE: [JOKES] Joke

: Re: [JOKES] Joke Az si mislq za slednata mesechna shema:   01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 0101   Note: na 01-wo chislo ot meseca da poluchawame zaplata...:))   Rezerven variant:   W sluchai na zabawqne na zaplatite...:(( se izchakwa denq

Re: [JOKES] Joke

Az si mislq za slednata mesechna shema:   01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 01 0101   Note: na 01-wo chislo ot meseca da poluchawame zaplata...:))   Rezerven variant:   W sluchai na zabawqne na zaplatite...:(( se izchakwa denq na plashtane=DenX i se prilaga slednata shema:

Re: [JOKES] Axe effect :)

  www.sirma.bg/jokes/cl364.asx     - Original Message - From: Stefan Dimov To: Jokes Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 16:15 Subject: [JOKES] Axe effect :) \\steven\public\cl364.asx

Re: [JOKES] Test yourself

Ako horata si post-nat resultatite, moje da stane oshte po-veselo... :-)   Boyan Konstantinov[EMAIL PROTECTED]--   Wandering in the deep of the nightA thousand birds take flightAnd our dreams are bornOn the wings of changeWe are weavin

Re: [JOKES] alkoholyt

t;jokes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, April 04, 2002 12:09 PM Subject: Re: [JOKES] alkoholyt > > > >Dali samo mi se struva, che 60 choveka kato otworqt ednovremenno dolnta stranichka, jicata shte se zadrasti, ili towa e prosto > edno >glupavo hrumvane?:)) > >

Re: [JOKES] alkoholyt

Jogy wrote: > >Dali samo mi se struva, che 60 choveka kato otworqt ednovremenno dolnta stranichka, >jicata shte se zadrasti, ili towa e prosto > edno >glupavo hrumvane?:)) > > Ne bi li triabwalo da e kechirano w Proxy-to? Pri men se zaredi dosta byrzo > > Jogy > A pri men PcAnywhere mnogo

Re: [JOKES] alkoholyt

>Dali samo mi se struva, che 60 choveka kato otworqt ednovremenno dolnta stranichka, >jicata shte se zadrasti, ili towa e prosto edno >glupavo hrumvane?:)) Ne bi li triabwalo da e kechirano w Proxy-to? Pri men se zaredi dosta byrzo Jogy =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Re: [JOKES] alkoholyt

Dali samo mi se struva, che 60 choveka kato otworqt ednovremenno dolnta stranichka, jicata shte se zadrasti, ili towa e prosto edno glupavo hrumvane?:)) - Original Message - From: Milena To: jokes Sent: Thursday, April 04, 2002 11:26 AM Subject: [JOKES] alkoholyt

Re: [JOKES] SQL

  http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/no-clue.jpg  

RE: [JOKES] FW: Statiya v Newsweek - protestirayte

: Boris Vidolov; [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: Re: [JOKES] FW: Statiya v Newsweek - protestirayte > > > easy guys, easy > ne s'hvashtam to4no kak#v e problema s tazi devoika deto ni narekla > pleshivi. :))) > spored men tova e positive-na statia koiato izpolzva iarki izrazni

Re: [JOKES] FW: Statiya v Newsweek - protestirayte

easy guys, easy ne s'hvashtam to4no kak#v e problema s tazi devoika deto ni narekla pleshivi. :))) spored men tova e positive-na statia koiato izpolzva iarki izrazni sredstva za da vzeme otnoshenie po edno s#mnitelno s#diisko obs#jdane. ne ia namiram obidna ---

Re: [JOKES] Employee Types

    http://www.sirma.bg/jokes/Zodiac_Employee_Type.doc     - Original Message - From: Ivan Terziev To: Jokes Sent: Wednesday, February 13, 2002 16:44 Subject: [JOKES] Employee Types   \\Sirma_Main\Common\Vozd\Zodiac Employee Type.doc    

RE: [JOKES] prewodi

PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Jogy Sent: Friday, February 01, 2002 3:38 PM To: jokes Subject: Re: [JOKES] prewodi Oshte: Ricar na Pechalnia Obraz (Don Kihot) - Babait Kahyr Surat balet "Lebedowo ezero" - seir badjak Jurdechka gjol Velikata Frenska Revoliucia - Gran France Pataklama tur

Re: [JOKES] prewodi

Oshte: Ricar na Pechalnia Obraz (Don Kihot) - Babait Kahyr Surat balet "Lebedowo ezero" - seir badjak Jurdechka gjol Velikata Frenska Revoliucia - Gran France Pataklama turist - bair budala alpinist - bash bair budala parashutist - charshaf budala televiror - seir syndyk gramofon - djangyr chek

Re: [JOKES] ...

  www.sirma.bg/jokes/hyundai.mpe   - Original Message - From: Tihomir Tarnavski To: Jokes Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 15:10 Subject: [JOKES] ... \\tihot\temp\hyundai.mpe  

Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:16:06 +0200

Na maikata mejdu krakata. :-) Ili mai po-skoro harka do neia v legloto. Angel (Onto) borislav popov wrote: > Edna majka e s 21 godini po-starta ot deteto si. > > Sled 6 godini deteto shte byde 5 pyti po-malko ot majka si. > > Vypros: Kyde e > bashtata?---

Re: [JOKES] Ministerstwo na obrazovanieto web site

Ne vidia li pismoto na Stefcho Kiriakow ot edin chasa? > Bqha hack-nali otnovo web-a im, no az ne svalih snapshot :-( > > -Original Message- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of Slavi Andreev > Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 5:15 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTEC

RE: [JOKES] Ministerstwo na obrazovanieto web site

Bqha hack-nali otnovo web-a im, no az ne svalih snapshot L   -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of Slavi Andreev Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 5:15 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [JOKES] Ministerstwo na obrazovanieto web site

RE: [JOKES] engl

Zlite ezici razpravjat, che tova e istinska sluchka – stanala e v kino Odeon, pri simultanted prevod. Syshto taka pak pri simultanten prevod, njakoi ot publikata se obadil na visok glas, che prevoda ne e tochen i prevejdashtija i znaeshtija pochnali da se karat po vreme na filma …….   -

Re: [JOKES] Re: 330 Java Programming tips

333: znam, vidqh go sled tova, i vse pak e dobre da ne gr#mne chak taka ;-) - Original Message - From: "borislav popov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Boyan Konstantinov" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 9:40 AM Subject: Re: [JOKES] Re: 330

RE: [JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda

NikolaiSent: Monday, December 10, 2001 8:57 AMTo: Atanas Kiryakov; Jokes; Marin DimitrovSubject: RE: [JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda Naso,   Ne che ste mu stavam advokat na Marin, ama choveka ima vid na svesten i si struva da izlqza v negova zashtita. Ta po

RE: [JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda

Naso,   Ne che ste mu stavam advokat na Marin, ama choveka ima vid na svesten i si struva da izlqza v negova zashtita. Ta po syshtestvo:  Nie s pobelelite kosi mai mnogo-mnogo ne gi razbirame segashnite devioki - stoto moga da se obzaloja, che izmejdu osmoklasnichkite ima adski mnogo blongin

RE: [JOKES] kandidat

; jokesCc: Olya VachkovaSubject: Re: [JOKES] kandidat Stenly, ne im se dawai! Dryj se MYJKI i just do it!!:)) Dojasi, che na NDSS moje da se verva! - Original Message - From: Maria Arsova To: Valentin Vachkov ; jokes Cc: Olya Vachkova Sent

Re: [JOKES] kandidat

Stenly, ne im se dawai! Dryj se MYJKI i just do it!!:)) Dojasi, che na NDSS moje da se verva! - Original Message - From: Maria Arsova To: Valentin Vachkov ; jokes Cc: Olya Vachkova Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 3:12 PM Subject: Re: [JOKES] kandidat

Re: [JOKES] kandidat

- From: Valentin Vachkov To: jokes Cc: Olya Vachkova Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 12:51 PM Subject: Re: [JOKES] kandidat   Mnenie na majka na potyrpewsho detence. Citiram:   "Predaj na Stenly, che ako si epilira krakata, bradata i podmishnicite, ako preka

Re: [JOKES] kandidat

  Mnenie na majka na potyrpewsho detence. Citiram:   "Predaj na Stenly, che ako si epilira krakata, bradata i podmishnicite, ako prekara 20 min. s termichni rolki na glawata i  oshte tolkoz s razhuwabqwashta kal na liceto i izobshto ako iztyrpi wsichko onowa, koeto bi naprawila edna zhena,

RE: [JOKES] kandidat

Stenly, mislja che Mitaka e potencialen NDSS simpatizant, zashtoto toj kaza che bi se canil za Djado Anton Ivanov ... pardon, za Djado Koleda, ako Bobi (da, syshtija Borislav) byde Snejanka   Ot tuk, kato napravim analiz na tova voleizlejanie na Mitaka, po edin izcjalo izkustveno intelektua

Re: [JOKES] kandidat

  Az ako bqh roditel nqmashe da si zaveda deteto na party k#deto Stenly e Snejanka   daze kato domakin shte si skriq kotkata nqk#de         M "...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your present. When you must choose a new path, do not bring old experiences with you. Those wh

RE: [JOKES] ...

M.A.N.S.K.I.: Mechanical Artificial Nocturnal Sabotage and Killing Individual 1234: Names must be at least two letters long. Pretty strange from a guy calling himself "L."       Pozdravi ! Mechanical Artificial Nocturnal Sabotage and Killing Individual   -Original Message-

Re: [JOKES] what does SIRMA mean? :-)

http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=Windows

Re: [JOKES] FW: What to do when the boss is out?

> Z:\georgi\O que fazer quando o chefe no esta 02.mpe > Z:\georgi\O que fazer quando o chefe no esta 03.mpe > http://www.sirma.bg/jokes/O%20que%20fazer%20quando%20o%20chefe%20no%20esta%2 002.mpe http://www.sirma.bg/jokes/O%20que%20fazer%20quando%20o%20chefe%20no%20esta%2 003.mpe =-=-=-=-=-=-

Re: [JOKES] za kolegite v kazarmata (deto im predstoi) ;-P

* PLEASE do not post offensive jokes :-))) - Original Message - From: "Slavi Andreev" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, November 02, 2001 5:46 PM Subject: [JOKES] za kolegite v kazarmata (deto im predstoi) ;-P > Сутрешна пров

Re: [JOKES] Formula 1 ( pusnete si sound )

  http://www13.brinkster.com/hpopov/trabant_noise.zip     - Original Message - From: Ivan Terziev To: Jokes Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2001 17:41 Subject: [JOKES] Formula 1 ( pusnete si sound ) http://www.main.gadclan.de/flash/dengdeng.swf

Re: [JOKES] Vupreki che ne mi e mnogo smeshen joke-a

AIL PROTECTED]> To: Vladimir Popov <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Jokes <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2001 1:20 PM Subject: Re: [JOKES] Vupreki che ne mi e mnogo smeshen joke-a > PLEASE do not post offensive jokes > PLEASE do not post offensive jokes > PLEASE

Re: [JOKES] Vupreki che ne mi e mnogo smeshen joke-a

PLEASE do not post offensive jokes PLEASE do not post offensive jokes PLEASE do not post offensive jokes PLEASE do not post offensive jokes PLEASE do not post offensive jokes PLEASE do not post offensive jokes PLEASE do not post offensive jokes PLEASE do not post offensive jokes PLEASE do not post

Re: [JOKES] Ako se 4udite kakvo da pravite...

> dali reshenieto e edinstweno ili ima oshte ? > I az go poluchih, i spored men niama drugo wyzmojno reshenie Johy =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger

Re: [JOKES] Ako se 4udite kakvo da pravite...

- Original Message - From: "Jogy" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Tihomir Tarnavski" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 5:22 PM Subject: Re: [JOKES] Ako se 4udite kakvo da pravite... > Ti znaesh li otgo

Re: [JOKES] Re: bud fixing

A na sysedskite hlebarki da im dadem bezplatni prezerwatiwi che da ogranichim ravdaemostta che tam kato im stane tqsno taka ili inyche shte otskachat i kym nas. - Original Message - From: Stanislav Jordanov <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 5:03 PM

Re: [JOKES] FUNNY SLOGAN TRANSLATIONS

> Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it > read as "Suffer From Diarrhea." > -COORS Mi to na Engl. s malko poweche associativno mislene pak twa si znachi - e werno malko perifrazirano ama... - "Lose it" - nqkoi ot nas deto obichat lozeto ( kakto kazwa Naso ) znaem kak e:-))

Re: [JOKES] kyde sa mi parite

this equation is wrong 100c = (10c)^2 100c = ((10)^2)c - Original Message - From: Stanislava Atanasova <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, August 02, 2001 3:49 PM Subject: [JOKES] kyde sa mi parite > Theorem: 1$ = 1c. > Proof: And another that gives you a sens

RE: [JOKES] Date: Thu, 19 Jul 2001 16:57:19 +0300

moto pod tazi snimka trjabva da byde "ne se pretovarvaj mnogo!" --- Atanas Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htm Head of OntoText Lab.,http://www.ontotext.com Sirma AI, Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs Phone: (35

Re: [JOKES] biseri

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