Re: old pictures

2001-06-06 Thread Mark Fowler
On Wed, 6 Jun 2001, Lucy McWilliam wrote: On Sun, 3 Jun 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote: just looking at some old pictures of london.pm meetings and YAPC::Europe and i came across the classic, London.pm drinking in a hair dressing salon, Why oh why? Infact, more to the point, where is this?

Re: Religion

2001-06-06 Thread Peter Haworth
On Sat, 2 Jun 2001 19:54:04 +0100, Robin Szemeti wrote: however Sir Arnold Bax [1] got slightly closer to the truth: One should try everything once, except incest and folk dancing nuff said. [1] oft, incorrectly, attributed to George Bernard Shaw (who said it also, but later) Bah, I

Tie::Hash::Cannabinol

2001-06-06 Thread Cross David - dcross
Once an idea gets into my head, the only way to shake it off is to go away and write it :) Dave... package Tie::Hash::Cannabinol; use strict; use vars qw($VERSION @ISA @EXPORT @EXPORT_OK); require Exporter; require Tie::Hash; @ISA = qw(Exporter Tie::StdHash); @EXPORT = qw(); @EXPORT_OK =();

Re: Tie::Hash::Cannabinol

2001-06-06 Thread Simon Wistow
Cross David - dcross wrote: return $self-{$keys[rand $#keys]}; Shouldn't this just gradually start to forget more and more things using Tie::Hash::Decay? And then start consuming your resources when it gets the munchies? Or chuck a whitey and start spewing out spurious data everywhere or

Re: Religion

2001-06-06 Thread Paul Mison
On 06/06/2001 at 10:47 +0100, Peter Haworth wrote: On Sat, 2 Jun 2001 19:54:04 +0100, Robin Szemeti wrote: however Sir Arnold Bax [1] got slightly closer to the truth: One should try everything once, except incest and folk dancing Bah, I had it in my sig file (now amended) as Sir Thomas

RE: Tie::Hash::Cannabinol

2001-06-06 Thread Richard Clyne
I always thought that a data structure that mimicked a bus queue would be useful. If you request more items than are in the queue (e.g. lots of empty seats) the queue returns the items in order. If you request less items than are in the queue (Bus almost full) the largest items push through and

Re: tape changes

2001-06-06 Thread Chris Heathcote
on 5/6/01 10:31 am, Robin Szemeti wrote: hmm .. we're trying to justify a move to 5gb a month .. at which point Nildram sounds like a cheaper option. ... is Aylesbury nice? No :) But hopefully you wouldn't need to go there that often (just when the root password expires ho hum). I think

Re: old pictures

2001-06-06 Thread jduncan
On Wed, Jun 06, 2001 at 11:09:22AM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: * Mark Fowler ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: On Wed, 6 Jun 2001, Lucy McWilliam wrote: On Sun, 3 Jun 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote: just looking at some old pictures of london.pm meetings and YAPC::Europe and i came

Re: Religion

2001-06-06 Thread Robin Szemeti
On Wed, 06 Jun 2001, Paul Mison wrote: On 06/06/2001 at 10:47 +0100, Peter Haworth wrote: On Sat, 2 Jun 2001 19:54:04 +0100, Robin Szemeti wrote: however Sir Arnold Bax [1] got slightly closer to the truth: One should try everything once, except incest and folk dancing Bah, I had it in

Re: Tie::Hash::Cannabinol

2001-06-06 Thread Robin Szemeti
On Wed, 06 Jun 2001, Simon Wistow wrote: Cross David - dcross wrote: return $self-{$keys[rand $#keys]}; Shouldn't this just gradually start to forget more and more things using Tie::Hash::Decay? no .. if the program is left alone for a while it begins attaching really carefully

Re: Tie::Hash::Cannabinol

2001-06-06 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Richard Clyne ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: I always thought that a data structure that mimicked a bus queue would be useful. If you request more items than are in the queue (e.g. lots of empty seats) the queue returns the items in order. If you request less items than are in the queue

Re: Religion

2001-06-06 Thread Robin Szemeti
On Wed, 06 Jun 2001, Paul Mison wrote: why do you find it strange .. Morrismen are odd to start with, the fact that they get up early in the morning too should comea s no surprise ... I meant the crowd watching them. Didn't they have better things to do? blimey now that is odd .. (My

Re: LCN June

2001-06-06 Thread Jon Galliers
did anyone on the list work at razorfish uk?

Social meet

2001-06-06 Thread Lucy McWilliam
Oki, assuming I don't get stranded in rush hour traffic (I'm only ickle), can find my way to the the PO (I used to do orienteering) and can recognise you lot, I shall see you tomorrow. Tho' if anyone going has a mobile I'd appreciate the number just in case. L. 07939 476024

M$ SQueaLServer

2001-06-06 Thread Ian Brayshaw
Hi guys, Have any of you worked with SQueaLServer with a large DB (multiple terabyte level), serving high volume transactions (read write, of the order of millions of records a day). What sort of performance did you get? What was the hardware? Was it reliable? I'm working for a telecoms

Re: Social meet

2001-06-06 Thread Jonathan Peterson
At 16:59 06/06/01 +0100, you wrote: Tho' if anyone going has a mobile I'd appreciate the number just in case. Since the rest of London.pm has my mobile I see no reason for you to be different. - 07989 747 853 I tend to arrive early, leave early. - Jonathan Peterson Technical Manager,

Re: M$ SQueaLServer

2001-06-06 Thread Robin Szemeti
On Wed, 06 Jun 2001, Ian Brayshaw wrote: I'm working for a telecoms company that is considering a proposal to move its billing system from Oracle on Solaris, to SQueaLServer NT. It's a decision that is coming from management (where else?), and I'm trying to find out if it's as ludicrous

[JOB] short modperl, long systems at LSE (fwd)

2001-06-06 Thread jo walsh
friend at LSE needing 5 days of mod_perl XML freelancing, said i'd pass this along, didnt actually wait for response, but hey. oh gosh, i should finish the london jobs database. and put the new disk in penderel, which it was too sunny to do during the tech meet. early next week i guess :/ soz

Re: Social meet

2001-06-06 Thread Dave Cross
On Wed, Jun 06, 2001 at 04:59:26PM +0100, Lucy McWilliam ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: Oki, assuming I don't get stranded in rush hour traffic (I'm only ickle), can find my way to the the PO (I used to do orienteering) and can recognise you lot, I shall see you tomorrow. Tho' if anyone going

London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-06-04

2001-06-06 Thread Leon Brocard
This is the twentieth weekly summary of the London Perl Mongers mailing list. You may all buy me a drink. For the quiet week starting 2001-06-04: Don't forget the London.pm website for meetings etc. The next meeting is an social meeting on Thursday 7th June (don't forget to vote!) at the

Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-06-04

2001-06-06 Thread Robin Szemeti
On Wed, 06 Jun 2001, Leon Brocard wrote: whether there were any Masai tribespeople on the list. Anyone? Anyone? reminds me of that Reggie Perrin snippet .. 'Is there anyone here from Tarporley ...' I dunno .. maybe I'm getting old. -- Robin Szemeti

Re: M$ SQueaLServer

2001-06-06 Thread Ian Brayshaw
Robin Szemeti [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On Wed, 06 Jun 2001, Ian Brayshaw wrote: I'm working for a telecoms company that is considering a proposal to move its billing system from Oracle on Solaris, to SQueaLServer NT. It's a decision that is coming from management (where else?), and I'm

Re: M$ SQueaLServer

2001-06-06 Thread Redvers Davies
I didn't even reallise you could get NT for serious mips .. I though it only ran on likkle PC things ... The transactions world record sadly is held by M$ at the moment. Red

Re: M$ SQueaLServer

2001-06-06 Thread Leon Brocard
Redvers Davies sent the following bits through the ether: The transactions world record sadly is held by M$ at the moment. http://www.tpc.org/tpch/results/h-ttperf.idc Leon -- Leon Brocard.http://www.astray.com/ Iterative

Re: M$ SQueaLServer

2001-06-06 Thread Leon Brocard
Ian Brayshaw sent the following bits through the ether: If it goes through, this is one coder that will be seeking alternate employment (along with the rest of the company). It's probably worth letting the company know about this, although they'll probably ignore it. FUD works, you know...

Re: Religion

2001-06-06 Thread Paul Makepeace
On Wed, Jun 06, 2001 at 11:27:39AM +0100, Robin Szemeti wrote: because, unlike something actually useful, AV only indexes words in its dictionary. since bax (although semantically significant) is not in its dictioanary it don;t find it. pile of shit. Google is oodlsss better. if you

Re: M$ SQueaLServer

2001-06-06 Thread Ian Brayshaw
Leon Brocard [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Redvers Davies sent the following bits through the ether: The transactions world record sadly is held by M$ at the moment. http://www.tpc.org/tpch/results/h-ttperf.idc Yeah, seen that. It's interesting to note that SQueaL doesn't make an appearance at

Re: Tie::Hash::Cannabinol

2001-06-06 Thread Paul Makepeace
On Wed, Jun 06, 2001 at 05:10:43AM -0500, Richard Clyne wrote: If you request more items than are in the queue (e.g. lots of empty seats) the queue returns the items in order. If you request less items than are in the queue (Bus almost full) the largest items push through and are selected.

Re: M$ SQueaLServer

2001-06-06 Thread Robin Szemeti
On Thu, 07 Jun 2001, Ian Brayshaw wrote: I didn't even reallise you could get NT for serious mips .. I though it only ran on likkle PC things ... I wouldn't have used the word ran ... I did put something about htat but deleted it .. I leave it in next time. I have worked on Solaris boxen

Re: M$ SQueaLServer

2001-06-06 Thread Paul Makepeace
On Thu, Jun 07, 2001 at 02:24:35AM +1000, Ian Brayshaw wrote: Have any of you worked with SQueaLServer with a large DB (multiple terabyte level), serving high volume transactions (read write, of the order of You'd have to be more specific than that. MS's terraserver

Re: Religion

2001-06-06 Thread Robin Szemeti
On Thu, 07 Jun 2001, Paul Makepeace wrote: Anyhow, they have two different search engines -- the portal one and a 'text only' one which uses a different system: http://www.altavista.com/sites/search/text?raging=1 which *does* provide Bax hits... You're right .. it does .. however ...