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Yes, and you know that I can cluck! *clucks back in response* hmm maybe we can be hens in email... Sorry Doug! It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:33 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. I'll cluck to that. Glad you're here, Amy. Yay. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:27 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Yay! Thanks, Mary Ann! You, absolutely, rock! You're awesome! I'd try to do it but people's pc speech wouldn't do it justice because you couldn't make the rhythms be in time or anything like that. So no, for once in our lives, I really can't do it on command for you cuz you want me to! hahahahahahah Oh, and Doug? I'll take the whole hen comment as a total complement! If I have to be a part of a hen party, at least I get to hang out in company of one of the more cooler people in the universe. Besides, despite the whole calling us hens, we provide lots and lots of amusement. We can't be hens in email though, but if we could I'm sure we would find a way! Ok. Back to work for me! It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:12 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Look! It's an Amy! Hey Amy, I dare you to try to sing that march via e-mail. I dare ya I dare ya I dare ya. Oh and Doug? Hens only come out on the phone and potentially on my show; not in e-mail. Amy, I do believe you're in. And it's only taken two months to get your spam filter unmad at you wow! Welcome to this strange world. Enjoy your stay? Hmm. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 2:55 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Hello! It would be awesome if some really nice soul would respond so that I know that my attempts to stop the stupid spam filtering have worked. Much appreciated! *smiles* It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman __ NOD32 2599 (20071017) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2599 (20071017) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message.
We're not hens! We're too hot to be hens! Ah well. Your loss. *grins* *laughing* It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Doug Langley To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:45 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Sending test message. hens are not permitted on this list. -- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Mary Ann Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 12:33 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. I'll cluck to that. Glad you're here, Amy. Yay. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:27 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Yay! Thanks, Mary Ann! You, absolutely, rock! You're awesome! I'd try to do it but people's pc speech wouldn't do it justice because you couldn't make the rhythms be in time or anything like that. So no, for once in our lives, I really can't do it on command for you cuz you want me to! hahahahahahah Oh, and Doug? I'll take the whole hen comment as a total complement! If I have to be a part of a hen party, at least I get to hang out in company of one of the more cooler people in the universe. Besides, despite the whole calling us hens, we provide lots and lots of amusement. We can't be hens in email though, but if we could I'm sure we would find a way! Ok. Back to work for me! It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 3:12 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Look! It's an Amy! Hey Amy, I dare you to try to sing that march via e-mail. I dare ya I dare ya I dare ya. Oh and Doug? Hens only come out on the phone and potentially on my show; not in e-mail. Amy, I do believe you're in. And it's only taken two months to get your spam filter unmad at you wow! Welcome to this strange world. Enjoy your stay? Hmm. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2007 2:55 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Sending test message. Hello! It would be awesome if some really nice soul would respond so that I know that my attempts to stop the stupid spam filtering have worked. Much appreciated! *smiles* It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. --Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince Amy Billman __ NOD32 2599 (20071017) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2599 (20071017) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older
Oh yeah! Kids Incorporated! I used to love that show! I always thought even back then how fantastic it would have been to be in a group like that. Guess I always did want to perform or something even way way back then. hehheh I remember those machines! I also remember having to watch those film strips in class as opposed to on video. I too remember BBS's. I actually had a few friends that ran them back in the day. It still amazes me back then to think about it now--how slow those things were, yet somehow they were cool at the time! And that's, one to grow on! hahhahahahah Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 8:42 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Well even if you are a fake blond, you're still a real Amy. Aww. I also remember the Apple 2E and using BEX as a word processor and flipping the disks over when it prompted you to do so. I remember playing that Lemonade Game too. In elementary school, I also remember having tape recorders hooked up to these computers on which kids used to learn math and reading skills. The computers ran off of these tape drives and I remember wanting to play the tapes in an audio tapedeck to see what they sounded like. In the late 80s, I also remember when people started getting into calling BBS's. I remember watching shows like Kids Incorporated and always loving those little snippets between cartoons called, One to Grow on. I remember playing Asteroids and some boxing game on the 2600 but we sure didn't have tournaments. How cool that you guys did that! All this writing without any coffee? Uh... I'm off. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 7:55 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Only a couple gray hairs? You poor thing! My heart just bleeds for you! hehhehhehehhha I am a year older than you, and I've probably got enough gray in my hair so that I could share! Damn my mom for giving me that little piece of wonderful from her side of the family! *laughing* Ah well. That's what they invented color for! Now I can be a blond, and folks can't see the grey, and yes, we really do have more fun--only I get to have more, because mine isn't real. But back to the 80's... Wow does this make me feel ancient! I'm glad to know that I wasn't the only one that called those 976 joke numbers and the one for Santa at Christmas. Of course, I also remember when my brother decided to play on the phone and he called a few of the not-so-nice 976 numbers as well. I thought that our family was going to get cut one short! I remember how totally awesome it seemed at the time, when I was in school and we got the Apple 2E that big huge thing with the enormous floppies that seemed fast back then because of course I didn't know any different, but compared to what we've got now, of course, it really didn't do much. LOL Cartoons aren't cool on Saturday mornings like they used to be, and I remember my step brother and I singing along with, of all things, School House Rock! Yes, even back then , I was really good at getting in touch with my inner dork! Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:45 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older That's damn funny. But here's the thing. I remember having a microwave very early on in the 80s. It had one of those knobs on it. My dad also had those really old Tandy computers and a five-meg hard drive back in the way early 80s. I remember there was a light switch on the wall that lead down to the basement where my dad had his computer and that switch was connected to the power down there. Well my mommy raised me to always turn off the lights. So well, I did. Boy was he mad when all of a sudden, the power was just, uh, gone when he was working. When I was little, I had a stereo with a turntable, an eight track, and a cassette deck. And I could record on the eight tracks and I found this very amusing to record over stuff. We had these old Motorola phones where the part of it that found the channels would sit in the trunk of your car and you had to use these switches in the phone up front in order to find channels to use on whatever network thing it was. When you picked up the handset, you had to flip these switches up and down and wait to hear a voice say things like, Detroit, Detroit, Detroit. I will have to ask my dad what that thing was called
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older
Ah. I almost forgot... Perhaps this makes me a dork, or a bit too much of a perfectionist, but I remember taping stuff off of the radio, and putting the stereo on the dub function for like five seconds in between songs so that there was space in between them. Mary Ann, I'd bet you did that too since we are so much alike... *smiles* I had vinyl and cassette tapes up until like '91 or '92. Yeah, I was a little behind I guess... Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 8:42 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Well even if you are a fake blond, you're still a real Amy. Aww. I also remember the Apple 2E and using BEX as a word processor and flipping the disks over when it prompted you to do so. I remember playing that Lemonade Game too. In elementary school, I also remember having tape recorders hooked up to these computers on which kids used to learn math and reading skills. The computers ran off of these tape drives and I remember wanting to play the tapes in an audio tapedeck to see what they sounded like. In the late 80s, I also remember when people started getting into calling BBS's. I remember watching shows like Kids Incorporated and always loving those little snippets between cartoons called, One to Grow on. I remember playing Asteroids and some boxing game on the 2600 but we sure didn't have tournaments. How cool that you guys did that! All this writing without any coffee? Uh... I'm off. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 7:55 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Only a couple gray hairs? You poor thing! My heart just bleeds for you! hehhehhehehhha I am a year older than you, and I've probably got enough gray in my hair so that I could share! Damn my mom for giving me that little piece of wonderful from her side of the family! *laughing* Ah well. That's what they invented color for! Now I can be a blond, and folks can't see the grey, and yes, we really do have more fun--only I get to have more, because mine isn't real. But back to the 80's... Wow does this make me feel ancient! I'm glad to know that I wasn't the only one that called those 976 joke numbers and the one for Santa at Christmas. Of course, I also remember when my brother decided to play on the phone and he called a few of the not-so-nice 976 numbers as well. I thought that our family was going to get cut one short! I remember how totally awesome it seemed at the time, when I was in school and we got the Apple 2E that big huge thing with the enormous floppies that seemed fast back then because of course I didn't know any different, but compared to what we've got now, of course, it really didn't do much. LOL Cartoons aren't cool on Saturday mornings like they used to be, and I remember my step brother and I singing along with, of all things, School House Rock! Yes, even back then , I was really good at getting in touch with my inner dork! Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:45 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older That's damn funny. But here's the thing. I remember having a microwave very early on in the 80s. It had one of those knobs on it. My dad also had those really old Tandy computers and a five-meg hard drive back in the way early 80s. I remember there was a light switch on the wall that lead down to the basement where my dad had his computer and that switch was connected to the power down there. Well my mommy raised me to always turn off the lights. So well, I did. Boy was he mad when all of a sudden, the power was just, uh, gone when he was working. When I was little, I had a stereo with a turntable, an eight track, and a cassette deck. And I could record on the eight tracks and I found this very amusing to record over stuff. We had these old Motorola phones where the part of it that found the channels would sit in the trunk of your car and you had to use these switches in the phone up front in order to find channels to use on whatever network thing it was. When you picked up the handset, you had to flip these switches up and down and wait to hear a voice say things like, Detroit, Detroit, Detroit. I will have to ask my dad what that thing was called. We have video from when I was six, in 1981 and my dad tells me that the quality of the video from those old camcorders was really grainy back
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older
That's funny! I had one of those too, and a similar memory too except the first song that I heard on that thing was that song Back on the Chain Gang by the Pretenders. Can we say let's take a little trip back to the 80's? hehhhehehha Mine fell into the pool and broke. I fell in with it so I think that the demise of the radio really is not such a huge deal considering. Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 9:13 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older You guys wanna know what I had when I was little? I had this padded headphone radio with a tuning and volume knob on one ear. They were very isolated and, though this was when I was like seven, I remember it sounding pretty damn good back then. Until I dropped the thing. Oops. But to this day, I remember listening to the radio on the first night I got them and hearing Michael McDonald's song, I Keep Forgettin'. So til this day, whenever I hear it (not that I particularly like the song very much), I think of that old headphone radio. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: derek Lane [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 8:15 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Same for all that, sept I did that at age 3 by putting the tape/radio switch in the middle for blankness. Then there was the really neet way I had of copying stuff that lasted 1 day(s) When I was 5, I got one of those mics that let you be on the radio. When the mic died, which happend about 2 months later, it was still cool because that's when the little boombox broke that could do the fake tape erasing thing. So I could get myself a blank carier. Dad took the mic apart and I got a very basic lesson in audio/electronics. I had a set of headphones that broke, but they had a volume slidey thing on them. I cut the plug off and stripped a bit of the bare wires and twisted them where the mic part use to be. Then I could copy stuf that way! Mommy saw it, and in order to make it look better, cut some of the wires on the pcb, which broke it. Needless to say, I went cry. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 9:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Ah. I almost forgot... Perhaps this makes me a dork, or a bit too much of a perfectionist, but I remember taping stuff off of the radio, and putting the stereo on the dub function for like five seconds in between songs so that there was space in between them. Mary Ann, I'd bet you did that too since we are so much alike... *smiles* I had vinyl and cassette tapes up until like '91 or '92. Yeah, I was a little behind I guess... Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 8:42 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Well even if you are a fake blond, you're still a real Amy. Aww. I also remember the Apple 2E and using BEX as a word processor and flipping the disks over when it prompted you to do so. I remember playing that Lemonade Game too. In elementary school, I also remember having tape recorders hooked up to these computers on which kids used to learn math and reading skills. The computers ran off of these tape drives and I remember wanting to play the tapes in an audio tapedeck to see what they sounded like. In the late 80s, I also remember when people started getting into calling BBS's. I remember watching shows like Kids Incorporated and always loving those little snippets between cartoons called, One to Grow on. I remember playing Asteroids and some boxing game on the 2600 but we sure didn't have tournaments. How cool that you guys did that! All this writing without any coffee? Uh... I'm off. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 7:55 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Only a couple gray hairs? You poor thing! My heart just bleeds for you! hehhehhehehhha I am a year older than you, and I've probably got enough gray in my hair so that I could share! Damn my mom for giving me that little piece of wonderful from her side of the family! *laughing* Ah well. That's what they invented color for! Now I can be a blond, and folks can't see the grey, and yes, we really do have more fun--only I get to have more, because mine isn't real. But back to the 80's... Wow does
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older
Well we were private and way way behind, so we didn't get the computer with Jaws and Open Book until nearly the end of my senior year. Since those things couldn't scan music it probably wouldn't have helped me anyway, but it sure would have been nice for the classes that weren't music related even though those were few! Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: rainee [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Sunday, October 21, 2007 12:00 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Yeah, I didn't have any internet access in college either, although it was so nice actually having a computer equipped with JAWS and Open Book right there at the school. It made college life loads easier. Update your CD collection. Checkout http://www.raineemusic.com. Crazy 'bout beading? Try [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 8:08 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older This, was, funny! What's even worse though, is that for the longest time even when i was in college we had no internet at the school that I went to, so you still had to go to the library, or contact RFB and try to get them to help you with your research. It, was, a, pain! We had an Atari 2600, and while the graphics did blow from what I understand, it was cool because those things were totally easy to play if you couldn't see. Every Friday night in my house, my brother, step-brother, my parents, and I, would have our version of a sort of family game night, which involved a sort of tournament version of playing Atari. It lasted at least, until Knight Rider came on. LOL Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: rainee [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2007 1:09 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Update your CD collection. Checkout http://www.raineemusic.com. Crazy 'bout beading? Try [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Nancy J. Lynn [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2007 12:16 PM Subject: [B H F] 30 or older If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill BOTH ways .. yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email! ! We had to actually write somebody a letter .. with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there! There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister! We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like Space Invaders and asteroids and the graphics sucked ass! Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! . Just like LIFE! When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older
Somehow I missed the original message that this was in response to... I'm not sure about cassette tape sound, but what really rocks is vinyl if the person properly took care of their record collection. My best friend in college had a hge record collection all very well taken care of, and she had a stereo system with a turn table that had one of those big tube amps. Man! That thing could keep her dorm room really warm in winter! Anyway, we listened to all sorts of stuff on it and it came in handy if we had to take exams on some classical pieces. The sound was amazing! Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: rainee [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Sunday, October 21, 2007 12:34 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older I remember Buster Brown shoes. Update your CD collection. Checkout http://www.raineemusic.com. Crazy 'bout beading? Try [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Venison88a [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 6:56 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Hey, i still have vinyl and cassette tapes in use. In fact i prefer them. Many people are going back because they realize that analogue still has the purest sound. You just liked the sound of your collection. Come back to us. Back to paradise. Also, considering MY age, i could go off on good things no longer around. But i remember everything you mentioned, and more. I still have a newspaper advert page of toys in my shirts drawer from 1964. Honey West dolls and Buster Browns anyone? Lucky Cakes? Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Ah. I almost forgot... Perhaps this makes me a dork, or a bit too much of a perfectionist, but I remember taping stuff off of the radio, and putting the stereo on the dub function for like five seconds in between songs so that there was space in between them. Mary Ann, I'd bet you did that too since we are so much alike... *smiles* I had vinyl and cassette tapes up until like '91 or '92. Yeah, I was a little behind I guess... Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 8:42 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Well even if you are a fake blond, you're still a real Amy. Aww. I also remember the Apple 2E and using BEX as a word processor and flipping the disks over when it prompted you to do so. I remember playing that Lemonade Game too. In elementary school, I also remember having tape recorders hooked up to these computers on which kids used to learn math and reading skills. The computers ran off of these tape drives and I remember wanting to play the tapes in an audio tapedeck to see what they sounded like. In the late 80s, I also remember when people started getting into calling BBS's. I remember watching shows like Kids Incorporated and always loving those little snippets between cartoons called, One to Grow on. I remember playing Asteroids and some boxing game on the 2600 but we sure didn't have tournaments. How cool that you guys did that! All this writing without any coffee? Uh... I'm off. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 7:55 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Only a couple gray hairs? You poor thing! My heart just bleeds for you! hehhehhehehhha I am a year older than you, and I've probably got enough gray in my hair so that I could share! Damn my mom for giving me that little piece of wonderful from her side of the family! *laughing* Ah well. That's what they invented color for! Now I can be a blond, and folks can't see the grey, and yes, we really do have more fun--only I get to have more, because mine isn't real. But back to the 80's... Wow does this make me feel ancient! I'm glad to know that I wasn't the only one that called those 976 joke numbers and the one for Santa at Christmas. Of course, I also remember when my brother decided to play on the phone and he called a few of the not-so-nice 976 numbers as well. I thought that our family was going to get cut one short! I remember how totally awesome it seemed at the time, when I was in school and we got the Apple 2E that big huge thing with the enormous floppies that seemed fast back then because of course I didn't know any different, but compared to what we've got now, of course, it really didn't do much. LOL Cartoons aren't cool on Saturday mornings like they used to be, and I remember my step brother and I singing along with, of all things, School House Rock! Yes, even back then , I
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older
M ribs! See I invite you over to my house, and give you good yummy food, and what do you do? You share it with the swimming pool! hehehahh Yes, little Mary Ann totally dropped ribs on her shorts. they were the big beefy ones and ya know how those can be sort of greasy... Anyways, so our bright idea so that she could get the gunk off of her shorts was to have her hop into the pool so that is what she did! You know what's funny, is that my brother because he was really little back then doesn't remember much about the times when Mary Ann was over at our house, but everyone hands down for some reason, remembers the time when Mary ann dropped ribs on her shorts! hehheheehhha! Of all the things to be known for! Ah well. It is great entertainment value for everyone else I suppose! Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 10:11 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Knowing Amy and the weird things that happen to her, she probably ended up falling in. Heheheheheh. Though I must admit that ending up in her pool with something other than a suit on, was really useful when one has dropped an entire slab of ribs on her shorts. Um, like I, did. Hehehhahahahah! - Original Message - From: derek Lane [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 9:34 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Yay for swimming and listening to music. Was it intentional, or was it one of those deals where whatever you were wairing became your swim suit, as such? - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 8:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older That's funny! I had one of those too, and a similar memory too except the first song that I heard on that thing was that song Back on the Chain Gang by the Pretenders. Can we say let's take a little trip back to the 80's? hehhhehehha Mine fell into the pool and broke. I fell in with it so I think that the demise of the radio really is not such a huge deal considering. Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 9:13 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older You guys wanna know what I had when I was little? I had this padded headphone radio with a tuning and volume knob on one ear. They were very isolated and, though this was when I was like seven, I remember it sounding pretty damn good back then. Until I dropped the thing. Oops. But to this day, I remember listening to the radio on the first night I got them and hearing Michael McDonald's song, I Keep Forgettin'. So til this day, whenever I hear it (not that I particularly like the song very much), I think of that old headphone radio. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: derek Lane [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 8:15 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Same for all that, sept I did that at age 3 by putting the tape/radio switch in the middle for blankness. Then there was the really neet way I had of copying stuff that lasted 1 day(s) When I was 5, I got one of those mics that let you be on the radio. When the mic died, which happend about 2 months later, it was still cool because that's when the little boombox broke that could do the fake tape erasing thing. So I could get myself a blank carier. Dad took the mic apart and I got a very basic lesson in audio/electronics. I had a set of headphones that broke, but they had a volume slidey thing on them. I cut the plug off and stripped a bit of the bare wires and twisted them where the mic part use to be. Then I could copy stuf that way! Mommy saw it, and in order to make it look better, cut some of the wires on the pcb, which broke it. Needless to say, I went cry. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 9:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Ah. I almost forgot... Perhaps this makes me a dork, or a bit too much of a perfectionist, but I remember taping stuff off of the radio, and putting the stereo on the dub function for like five seconds in between songs so that there was space in between them. Mary Ann, I'd bet you did that too since we are so much alike... *smiles* I had vinyl and cassette tapes up until like '91 or '92. Yeah, I
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Ah yes. We're really very nice and feminine women, ahem, but can we just say that it's sort of--well--shall we say--scary that my brother when he was little would tell people that he learned to burp like a man from his sister and her friend! hahahahhaah I suppose that this is not something that either of us should be proud of , but then again, it totally could be worse! Yes, my nose was already screwed up because I was learning to do a cart wheel in our living room and flipped over, and nailed my nose on the coffee table. First of all, you should never ever try to practice any sort of gymnastics type of stuff on a tile floor. No injury though compares to when Mary Ann made me break my nose though! You just had, to have that damn candy! hehhehhehhehhehhehehahahha! Between my nose and my dislocated knee, I've all sorts of injuries to remember our times together by! hehehhehhehhehehah Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 11:02 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Hey now, that's not all, I was known for in your family when we were kids. I was also known for being able to burp the words, Wipe out, better than anyone else! Hehehehheheheheh! And I remember something about Chetos, but I think that is too incriminating so if you remember it, Amy, no sharing it with the class okay? BTW, go get my show from last night, you guys, if you haven't heard me talk about how Amy damn near broke her nose when we were little because she dropped candy on the floor. Sure, she was getting it for me and all, but still. Heheheheheheh! - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 10:49 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older M ribs! See I invite you over to my house, and give you good yummy food, and what do you do? You share it with the swimming pool! hehehahh Yes, little Mary Ann totally dropped ribs on her shorts. they were the big beefy ones and ya know how those can be sort of greasy... Anyways, so our bright idea so that she could get the gunk off of her shorts was to have her hop into the pool so that is what she did! You know what's funny, is that my brother because he was really little back then doesn't remember much about the times when Mary Ann was over at our house, but everyone hands down for some reason, remembers the time when Mary ann dropped ribs on her shorts! hehheheehhha! Of all the things to be known for! Ah well. It is great entertainment value for everyone else I suppose! Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 10:11 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Knowing Amy and the weird things that happen to her, she probably ended up falling in. Heheheheheh. Though I must admit that ending up in her pool with something other than a suit on, was really useful when one has dropped an entire slab of ribs on her shorts. Um, like I, did. Hehehhahahahah! - Original Message - From: derek Lane [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 9:34 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older Yay for swimming and listening to music. Was it intentional, or was it one of those deals where whatever you were wairing became your swim suit, as such? - Original Message - From: Amy Billman [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 8:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older That's funny! I had one of those too, and a similar memory too except the first song that I heard on that thing was that song Back on the Chain Gang by the Pretenders. Can we say let's take a little trip back to the 80's? hehhhehehha Mine fell into the pool and broke. I fell in with it so I think that the demise of the radio really is not such a huge deal considering. Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbel Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 9:13 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older You guys wanna know what I had when I was little? I had this padded headphone radio with a tuning and volume knob on one ear. They were very isolated and, though this was when I was like seven, I remember it sounding pretty damn good back
The Talk2 List This must look like a disease or something!
Now I've seen everything! Check this out. Braille tattoos for the blind Posted: Oct 22nd 2007 10:01AM by Rigel Gregg Filed under: General Health, Health and Technology Tattoos are an artistic expression of individuality, style, and art, and have (until now) only been appreciated by those with the gift of sight. But now, through the efforts of a student at The University of Arts Berlin, you can also make a statement that can be felt and appreciated by the blind. By having a series of small beads or a small plate embossed with text (made of stainless steel, titanium, or plastic) implanted under the skin you can have an expressive work of art that can be appreciated through both sight and touch. It's braille for your skin! http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/braille-tattoo-blind Would you do it? I'm thinking with color maybe, but without it just looks like an organized group of zits. Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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I just have to say that although most know that Amy does do yoga, the chances of me ever standing on my head, and choking out anything, are slim to none! That is in response to the beginning of Patrick's message that says: On 10/22/2007, 12:34:22 PM EDT, Amy stood on her head, and choked out:... Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, October 22, 2007 3:57 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: [B H F] 30 or older On 10/22/2007, 12:34:22 PM EDT, Amy stood on her head, and choked out: it's sort of--well--shall we say--scary that my brother when he was little would tell people that he learned to burp like a man from his sister and her friend! hahahahhaah Well, not quite as scary, but my little brother learned to belch before he could talk. So, here was this two-year-old little person going burp all day long. Upon learning how to talk, it was only natural for him to combine the two skills, of course. -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: noaptiva This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 3:55 PM EST. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List more oddness!
Not only that, but say they had a tattoo of a pinup or of a flower or butterfly or something I would think that that could have the potential to be a source of distraction for your partner. I'm not against tattoos, but I do not understand the need to feel them. Not, at, all! It is one thing if a person has a mole or birth mark, or like you and I a pock mark or freckles--or just natural imperfections that exist in skin that we are all born with--the cool little identifiers that make us all unique and the human body all the more fantastic and beautiful, but if I were to ever do any sort of body modification, I'd not want to have it be something that someone could feel, or that would look odd to a sighted partner either. If you get a tattoo or something like that, it's for you anyway, not for someone else's benefit, so the point of feeling it really is stupid. I'm with you: I'm perfectly happy with the way my body is now, and have no desire to add any additional blemishes! LOL The jury is still out as to whether or not I will get a tattoo, but if I do, it will have some significance to me, and that's that. I do not believe that the inventors of such things are thinking about how these things would go off in the normal sighted world, where we all live. I mean--it's almost as if they're laboring under the mindset that we are living in this world where we've got a bunch of blind people swimming in a sea of sighted, and everything needs to be made--um--blind friendly. Perhaps some things in life need to be adapted, but wow! Wow did we ever get on a tangent or what? hehhehehhehhehahhh Ah well. That's us! Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2007 2:21 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List more oddness! Do you remember geometry books in highschool? Those raised drawings on those thermoform pages? Ah. All those 90-degree angles and circles with the cute little Braille numbers to show us the degrees when you drew an arc through the circles. Blech! Anyway, what if they had those damn Playboy or Centerfold magazines to look like those geometry graphs? Whoa! As for the tattoos? The description suggests that the person getting this, isn't actually getting a tattoo, but they are getting a Braille implant instead. I don't think this would be something I'd want either, Amy. And the zits comment was damn funny! The feeling of smooth skin is great. Even the feeling of natural blemishes or marring due to life and all that it brings is understandable and can offer something unique. I have a small pock mark on my left cheek from when I had chicken pocks. Guys who have dated me have said that it is unobtrusive and looks more like freckles and offers character. Who the hell knows. But I don't think I'd want Braille implants. I like my body just the way it is, thanks. Heheh. If people enjoy tattoos, more power to ya. For me, I guess I think that if I was meant to have a tattoo, Ida been born with a built-in pen. And as for why anyone would want to feel the thing, depending on where it was placed? Is there any place that it could be placed that you'd wanna feel it? Uh, I don't think sowowowowow... How attractive would it be to run your hands over your partner's skin and run your favorite Braille-reading finger over the words, Amy, Mary Ann, Julie, Sam, Cindy, Donna, Michelle, Rosie, or whatever. Heheheheheh. Especially, now that I think of it, if you're name wasn't any of those! lol! - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2007 2:01 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List more oddness! Yeah see I had one of those when I was a kid--the Rubik's Cube in Braille. My dad and I labeled it. I only got the block once. So then I got irritated at the thing, and tore off all the little stickers so then they all matched so it didn't matter. Sort of defeating the purpose you know? hehehhehheh Yeah I think that some of this goes a bit overboard. I mean I'm all for accessibility and broadening ones horizons, but wow! My mom was the one that sent me these, and she could not wrap her head round the idea behind the Braille tattoos either! Personally I can't either. If I want a tattoo, I'll go and get one, and that will be that. Plus given the places that some folks put tattoos, why in hell would you have the impulse to feel them anyway? It just amazes me the things people come up with! I have no reason, like you, to feel a neck tie, or bottle of wine or beer. That's excessive to me. So what I want to know, is where is the line between meeting the needs of a population to make things more accessible, and when it becomes too much? Some blind and visually
Re: The Talk2 List Some family news
Maria, I'm so so sorry to hear about your dad! I wish that I had something more profound to say here... For now, big hugs, and prayers for you and your family during what I know is a very difficult time for you for many reasons. Take care. Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Maria L [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 5:19 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Some family news Hi everyone. I'm just posting on here so those of you who knew the situation can find out. My dad has been very sick for some time now and he passed away today, about half an hour ago. I don't know yet what's going on but most likely I'll be leaving either today or tomorrow. I don't know how much in contact I'll be in since it's a rural area with low Internet and I'm not sure yet whether my phone will get signal. Please keep my family in your prayers and thoughts if possible, and I'll talk to all of you soon. Maria Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
The Talk2 List Fw: Some family news
Hi guys, Maria, see this message from Mary Ann. Again, please let us know if you need anything! - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 6:29 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Some family news Hey Maria, There are few words that can offer consolation in times like these. I am thinking of you and your family. I am here for you if you need a friend to cry to, a word of support, or even just someone to sit and talk with about anything but, the situation. Maybe you just need someone to help you think through the daunting logistics that no one ever wants to have to think about when things like this happen. If you need to get an emergency flight, there are airlines that may offer a deeply discounted bereavement flight if you provide to the airline, a faxed copy of the name of the person who has passed on, their relationship to you, the name of the funeral home, and doctor. If you need any help with the clerical aspect of these details, let me know. I've done this before when I had to fly from Portland to Michigan. I can help with making calls or coordinating faxing between parties if you get stuck without faxing capabilities. Maybe there are alternate airports that the airlines will tell you about, given the fires. Whatever you need, I will help. Just say the word. Your friend, Mary Ann Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List Testing
It has now! Along with lots of others! hehhehhehheah Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 6:35 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Testing My response to Maria's mail is not posting to the list. Testing to see if this mail goes through. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
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*Said in my attempt to imitate Mary Ann's cuty voice* Aw! Poor Mary Ann! People teasing her ! A! hehhehhehhehhehahh Yes, it's official, in case you didn't already know, I'm weird! *laughing* Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 6:51 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Everyone's teasing me about it wah! Heheheheh. I think there is something up with TBRN mail possibly because everyone else is telling me that they were all coming through right away. But my TBRN mail wasn't receiving talk2 mail for like, all day after Maria's. But it would receive other mail that I sent back and forth to and from the account. I'm innocent! Wah! This subject line is officially over! Heheheheh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 9:40 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Oh come on, you know you just wanted to make sure your voice was heard so you sentedededed it way way way way lots! *grins* Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 9:17 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Wow! I sent it twice and it came through like, a million times. Guess it works now... Sorry guys. Gees! - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 6:35 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Testing My response to Maria's mail is not posting to the list. Testing to see if this mail goes through. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann __ NOD32 2615 (20071024) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2615 (20071024) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain
Don't worry. My time will come I'm sure, because undoubtedly I'll slip up and give folks something else to use as perverse incrimination. I don't know what you're talking about though re: Amy key chain. My net died after the last time John came back on air, and so I didn't hear the remainder of his show. Suppose I could download the show, but someone could also be real nice adjust point me there. *smiles* Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 9:56 AM Subject: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain Hey Amy, speaking of cutie things, did you know that Derek made a keychain out of you for Beyond Toys? See the end of John's Tuesday show for details. Or, alternatively, Derek, you could send us all a link to the Amy keychain, eh? And I still don't think it's fair that she gets to be in a cute little keychain and all I get is made into this perverse wave file. Wah! *stamps feet* - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 7:40 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing *Said in my attempt to imitate Mary Ann's cuty voice* Aw! Poor Mary Ann! People teasing her ! A! hehhehhehhehhehahh Yes, it's official, in case you didn't already know, I'm weird! *laughing* Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 6:51 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Everyone's teasing me about it wah! Heheheheh. I think there is something up with TBRN mail possibly because everyone else is telling me that they were all coming through right away. But my TBRN mail wasn't receiving talk2 mail for like, all day after Maria's. But it would receive other mail that I sent back and forth to and from the account. I'm innocent! Wah! This subject line is officially over! Heheheheh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 9:40 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Oh come on, you know you just wanted to make sure your voice was heard so you sentedededed it way way way way lots! *grins* Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 9:17 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Testing Wow! I sent it twice and it came through like, a million times. Guess it works now... Sorry guys. Gees! - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 6:35 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Testing My response to Maria's mail is not posting to the list. Testing to see if this mail goes through. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann __ NOD32 2615 (20071024) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2615 (20071024) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com __ NOD32 2617 (20071025) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
The Talk2 List TOO FUNNY!!!!
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies,'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you'. She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic.' 'Ok' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' said the nun. 'Why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess. I'm married and I'm Jewish' The nun says, 'That's ok. My name is Mike and I'm going to a Halloween party.' Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain
*laughing* I couldn't have said it any better myself! Cluck, cluck, cluck! Oh--and Doug, perhaps as punishment for your--hen-hater personality of late, we should set up a Mani-marathon on TBRN. I'm talking an extremely long Barry Manilow music playing fest! All Barry, all, the, time! Before avid listeners begin grumbling, be quiet, or the hens will peck at you! Listeners of Mary Ann's show and knowledge of Doug's hehheh liking not, for Barry Manilow will understand. That'll teach ya to be a hen hater! In closing, may I say: Cluck, cluck to all, and have a clucking awesome day! I'm getting the cluck out of here! Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 7:44 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain I saw the following comment in my LiveJournal today. So take, this you hen-make-funner-ofers! The following is a well-meaning and all-in-good-fun example of an Amy or Mary Ann post. Aww, dat's so sad. hehhehhehhah. WOW! hehhehhehhahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah! That's fantabalamalous! hehhehhehhah! You two add a warmth and spirit that has re-invigorated the TBRN-o-verse. We're all blessed to have your banterings. They make Kung Fu Docta smire rong time. So shut the cluck up! Heheheheh. Amy? Anything to add or did that pretty much sum it up? - Original Message - From: Mary Ann [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 5:43 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain Patrick, Two things. First, I noticed you changed your quoty thing so it says, Mary Ann, instead of Mary. Aww. That makes me feel special. Thanks. Second, that is the only thing that has saved you from the wrath of one said hen. We, *cluck*, are, *cluck*, not, *cluck*, hens! *cluck* You're lucky I like ya. Hah! - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Thursday, October 25, 2007 5:07 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain On 10/25/2007, 1:18:17 PM EDT, Mary Ann wrote in the dirt: I appreciate your speaking for me the words that I did not get to speak for myself. Let's setup an alias for this list: [EMAIL PROTECTED] now points to talk2@andrelouis.com -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: noaptiva This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 5:06 PM EST. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2617 (20071025) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ NOD32 2617 (20071025) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain
Barry Badilow! That's, awesome! hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhahhahh You could just make one hge long mix like the six minute one you gave Mary Ann for her show that time, and it could just be played repeatedly over and over and over again. Of course I think that it could possibly have some sort of negative impact on the universe in some way cuz that thing was really really intense, but funny still! Follow your bliss, and the universe will open doors where there were only windows. Joseph Campbell Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 6:57 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Amy KeyChain On 10/26/2007, 6:52:46 AM EDT, Amy said, in a rather disjointed fassion: perhaps as punishment for your--hen-hater personality of late, we should set up a Mani-marathon on TBRN. I'm talking an extremely long Barry Manilow music playing fest! All Barry, all, the, time! Yes, and I can do a megga-mix of the other five albums, and you can play that six-minute 18 second file all the time. No need for individual Manilo tracks, as we would only be highlighting the very best of Barry Badilo. Oh deer, seems I'm developing a cold, except not. -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: noaptiva This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 6:55 AM EST. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List A celebratory edition of The John Zone
MessageYay Sesame Street! It's not the same as it used to be... I can say that cuz I was born in '74 and saw lots of the older episodes. They were of course the pre-Elmo ones--which honestly is always awesome! They were during the times when Jim Henson still did the voices of Kermit and Earny. Now they don't sound quite right... Ah well. They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. --Terry Pratchett Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 9:27 AM Subject: The Talk2 List A celebratory edition of The John Zone Hey all As of 8:00 last night, a great burden has been lifted off my shoulders. The past two weeks or so have seen a Clower become nearly catatonic with anxiety, but the massive term project for my constitutional law class is now complete. So join me tonight at 6:00 Eastern Standard Time as I celebrate in a manner only becoming of the John Zone. Last Tuesday saw the release of the second volume of the Sesame Street - Old School series on DVD. Rather than work on the aforementioned project, I spent much of Friday night and Saturday morning ripping and cataloging various bits from the set. Suffice it to say that Sesame Street segments will most certainly be in abundance tonight, along with some newly acquired music by Tim Wilson and Bob Rivers (non-holiday of course), and perhaps a few never-before-heard tracks by TBRN's favorite Irish minstrel, Seamus Kennedy. As is the standard on The Beyond Radio Network, your requests and comments and rants of a Non sequitur nature are always welcome. So direct your media player of choice to your TBRN stream of choice tonight at 6:00 and let's see what happens!
The Talk2 List MY LIVING WILL.
MY LIVING WILL Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, I never want to live in a vegetative state,dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug. She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch. CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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hehhehhehhehhehhehhhehheh! I know! I thought of that one too! I could totally see someone getting a form letter like that one! My god! On a different subject? Holy shit are you ever up early! *laughing* Ok coffee time for me! Stimulants are so totally needed this morning! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 4:15 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina I really think that more than Greenville residents received this one. Oooopsy... One of the great Form letters br'r'r'r'roke! Heh heh heh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:16 AM Subject: The Talk2 List DUH... DUH If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius . (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not li ve forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever, --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. --Mariah Carey Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life, -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to be come spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign . I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body, --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country, --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it, --A congressional candidate in Texas. Half this game is ninety percent mental. --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ; It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. --Al Gore, Vice President I love California . I p ractically grew up in Phoenix . --Dan Quayle We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? --Lee Iacocca The word genius isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einst ein. --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback sports analyst. We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people. -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas. --Keppel Enderbery If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record. --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman Feeling smarter yet? CriFi. The apparent
Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
hehhehhhehhahah! Yeah it was the like almost 4:30 time on the message. hehheheha well have lots of coffee, and whatever you do, don't work tomorrow! So sayeth Ummy... And none of you are allowed to refer to me as such btw! hehehehhehhehhehhehheh Any questions, see Mary Ann. CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:25 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Up early? No. I was actually up very late. Now, I'm up early. Yay for three hours sleep and work to do. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 6:52 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhehhehhehhehhhehheh! I know! I thought of that one too! I could totally see someone getting a form letter like that one! My god! On a different subject? Holy shit are you ever up early! *laughing* Ok coffee time for me! Stimulants are so totally needed this morning! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 4:15 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina I really think that more than Greenville residents received this one. Oooopsy... One of the great Form letters br'r'r'r'roke! Heh heh heh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:16 AM Subject: The Talk2 List DUH... DUH If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius . (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not li ve forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever, --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. --Mariah Carey Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life, -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to be come spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign . I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body, --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country, --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it, --A congressional candidate in Texas. Half this game is ninety percent mental. --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ; It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. --Al Gore, Vice President I love California . I p ractically grew up in Phoenix . --Dan Quayle We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? --Lee Iacocca The word genius isn't applicable in football. A genius
Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
Goody! I don't know what else to say other than that, so I' am just going to write filler in here so that I don't offend and write a one line message. *grins* How awesome for you though! You can now say that you've had two really great thanksgivings in a row! I like to think that I had something to do with one of them. *laughing* Ok off I go! Peace out! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... No work tomorrow. My parents reserved me for pretty much the whole day. We're coming to pick you up early! This will be my first Thanksgiving with my Mom and Dad in 11 years, people. Cool eh? I'm geeked about it. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:36 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhhehhahah! Yeah it was the like almost 4:30 time on the message. hehheheha well have lots of coffee, and whatever you do, don't work tomorrow! So sayeth Ummy... And none of you are allowed to refer to me as such btw! hehehehhehhehhehhehheh Any questions, see Mary Ann. CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:25 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Up early? No. I was actually up very late. Now, I'm up early. Yay for three hours sleep and work to do. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 6:52 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhehhehhehhehhhehheh! I know! I thought of that one too! I could totally see someone getting a form letter like that one! My god! On a different subject? Holy shit are you ever up early! *laughing* Ok coffee time for me! Stimulants are so totally needed this morning! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 4:15 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina I really think that more than Greenville residents received this one. Oooopsy... One of the great Form letters br'r'r'r'roke! Heh heh heh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:16 AM Subject: The Talk2 List DUH... DUH If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius . (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not li ve forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever, --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. --Mariah Carey Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life, -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to be come spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign . I've
Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
Wish I could be around for that one, but I will be deep in family time, and with all of the circumstances of late, that's more important, so even if I did have net access over there and could tune in, I more than likely would not be inclined to do so. It's nice though to have a break from technology though. I enjoy not being tethered to my computer since I am so much for work! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 9:03 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... BTW, whenever I get home Thanksgiving night, I am doing a Kickin' Back with Mary Ann on Thanksgiving show. Probably at nine or 10 or something around that time. Eastern time, that is. But since all of you are now subscribed to the TBRN Announcements mailing list, you'll all see the promo for it, right? Heh. http://www.tbrn.net/mailman/listinfo/tbrn-announce - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:55 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Goody! I don't know what else to say other than that, so I' am just going to write filler in here so that I don't offend and write a one line message. *grins* How awesome for you though! You can now say that you've had two really great thanksgivings in a row! I like to think that I had something to do with one of them. *laughing* Ok off I go! Peace out! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... No work tomorrow. My parents reserved me for pretty much the whole day. We're coming to pick you up early! This will be my first Thanksgiving with my Mom and Dad in 11 years, people. Cool eh? I'm geeked about it. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:36 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhhehhahah! Yeah it was the like almost 4:30 time on the message. hehheheha well have lots of coffee, and whatever you do, don't work tomorrow! So sayeth Ummy... And none of you are allowed to refer to me as such btw! hehehehhehhehhehhehheh Any questions, see Mary Ann. CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:25 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Up early? No. I was actually up very late. Now, I'm up early. Yay for three hours sleep and work to do. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 6:52 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhehhehhehhehhhehheh! I know! I thought of that one too! I could totally see someone getting a form letter like that one! My god! On a different subject? Holy shit are you ever up early! *laughing* Ok coffee time for me! Stimulants are so totally needed this morning! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 4:15 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina I really think that more than Greenville residents received this one. Oooopsy... One of the great Form letters br'r'r'r'roke! Heh heh heh
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Yeah I mean what if the person is Muslim or something? Or an atheist? References to God, and to hell with being blessed! That would totally be offensive--an understatement at best, and hardly politically correct. CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 9:07 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... On 11/21/2007, 4:15:53 AM EDT, Mary Ann quoted: I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina OK, maybe in Greenville, but if the social services department comes out and officially says May god bless you, then, well, that's not very politically correct, now is it? You might have just offended said purported dead person! Oh god, how could you live with yourself after that? The soul be damned, and he/she will come back to haunt you for years while you're behind your desk in that abysmal little office filling out paperwork and being generally boring. Actually, that might make your job more interesting if you're a social worker. -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: noaptiva This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 8:57 AM EST. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
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The thing is, that you still can do good and give back to people in this world without having a job as a social worker or what ever. The paperwork wasn't the deciding no factor for me however, it was the fact that you spend more time in most cases dealing with red tape and overload of cases rather than doing the good for humanity that drew you to the field in the first place. If you ask someone that graduated with their MSW why they got that degree, their generic response is because I want to help people, That's awesome, I'm all for helping people, but you can accomplish that task by volunteering your time coaching special Olympics or being a big brother or big sister, a victim advocate or crisis center volunteer--go work for habitat for humanity. My point, is that you can give and get back ten fold without a job as a social worker. Paperwork should be outlawed in my opinion. It exists in almost every profession where you spend any time working with people, but it is still an awful task! *frowns* CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 9:10 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Actually, the paperwork aspect is the biggest reason that I decided not, to go into social. You hit the nail on it's cute little head, Patrick. - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 9:07 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... On 11/21/2007, 4:15:53 AM EDT, Mary Ann quoted: I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina OK, maybe in Greenville, but if the social services department comes out and officially says May god bless you, then, well, that's not very politically correct, now is it? You might have just offended said purported dead person! Oh god, how could you live with yourself after that? The soul be damned, and he/she will come back to haunt you for years while you're behind your desk in that abysmal little office filling out paperwork and being generally boring. Actually, that might make your job more interesting if you're a social worker. -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: noaptiva This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 8:57 AM EST. __ NOD32 2675 (20071121) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
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I still contend that that apartment was haunted and that I was pushed down, causing me to dislocate my knee! LOL Also a great way to explain the explosive screaming that ensued later on! Yes you are lucky that all you caught was a cold! I still say that whenever I go to Michigan to visit you, that we must stay away from Kalamazoo. I'm afraid of having the same sort of bad luck! LOL CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 9:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... And yes, Amy, Ummy, and Ubby, it was great to spend last Thanksgiving with you and your (strange) I mean, wonderful heheheh, family. I'm thankful that even though you dislocated your knee when you visited me in Michigan (just by standing up from a couch) back in 95, the only thing that happened to me during last year's visit was that I got a really bad cold. Hehehahhahaha! Seriously, spending Thanksgiving with you and your family last years was a memory that I will cherish always. Not to mention serious blackmail with the dinner-hour recordings I got from it. Hehehehheheh. Can you guys tell I love Amy? LOL. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:55 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Goody! I don't know what else to say other than that, so I' am just going to write filler in here so that I don't offend and write a one line message. *grins* How awesome for you though! You can now say that you've had two really great thanksgivings in a row! I like to think that I had something to do with one of them. *laughing* Ok off I go! Peace out! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... No work tomorrow. My parents reserved me for pretty much the whole day. We're coming to pick you up early! This will be my first Thanksgiving with my Mom and Dad in 11 years, people. Cool eh? I'm geeked about it. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:36 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhhehhahah! Yeah it was the like almost 4:30 time on the message. hehheheha well have lots of coffee, and whatever you do, don't work tomorrow! So sayeth Ummy... And none of you are allowed to refer to me as such btw! hehehehhehhehhehhehheh Any questions, see Mary Ann. CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:25 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Up early? No. I was actually up very late. Now, I'm up early. Yay for three hours sleep and work to do. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 6:52 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhehhehhehhehhhehheh! I know! I thought of that one too! I could totally see someone getting a form letter like that one! My god! On a different subject? Holy shit are you ever up early! *laughing* Ok coffee time for me! Stimulants are so totally needed this morning! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 4:15 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply
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Amen! In lots of areas down there, they're doing good if they can string a bunch of intelligible words together to make a sentence! What, constitutes a sentence, is also up for debate. LOL CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Kevin Reeves To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 2:36 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... It's south Carolina. What the hell do you expect? Lol. - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 3:15 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... I honestly can see this one being the case: Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina I really think that more than Greenville residents received this one. Oooopsy... One of the great Form letters br'r'r'r'roke! Heh heh heh. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:16 AM Subject: The Talk2 List DUH... DUH If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius . (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not li ve forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever, --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. --Mariah Carey Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life, -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to be come spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign . I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body, --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country, --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it, --A congressional candidate in Texas. Half this game is ninety percent mental. --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ; It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. --Al Gore, Vice President I love California . I p ractically grew up in Phoenix . --Dan Quayle We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? --Lee Iacocca The word genius isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einst ein. --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback sports analyst. We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people. -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas. --Keppel Enderbery If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor
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MessageI can't speak for Mary Ann's situation, but when I'm posting I'm also working, because I can easily flit from writing articles or planning stuff to reading and sending emails that aren't work related. I thank all the years that I spent as a CSR and manager for that, as they really did teach me to be a rock'in multitasker up to and including being able to type and carry on a conversation without being rude at the same time! hehhehhehheh CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 4:06 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List DUH... You know, for two people who are supposed to be working, you and Amy sure do post a lot during the day. Snap snap grin grin wink wink nudge nudge. Alright. I'm off to see if a small nap can be arranged before the show. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Mary Ann Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 11:13 AM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... I think that scream of pain was enough to wake every man, woman, and child in that apartment complex, shatter all crystal glasses within a mile, curdle the milk in their fridges, cause hibernating animals to wake from their winter's naps, make police siren manufacturers go out of business, and not to mention, cause the paramedics to take you down that flight of stairs, head first, on that stretcher! Hehehahhahaha! - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 11:34 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... I still contend that that apartment was haunted and that I was pushed down, causing me to dislocate my knee! LOL Also a great way to explain the explosive screaming that ensued later on! Yes you are lucky that all you caught was a cold! I still say that whenever I go to Michigan to visit you, that we must stay away from Kalamazoo. I'm afraid of having the same sort of bad luck! LOL CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 9:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... And yes, Amy, Ummy, and Ubby, it was great to spend last Thanksgiving with you and your (strange) I mean, wonderful heheheh, family. I'm thankful that even though you dislocated your knee when you visited me in Michigan (just by standing up from a couch) back in 95, the only thing that happened to me during last year's visit was that I got a really bad cold. Hehehahhahaha! Seriously, spending Thanksgiving with you and your family last years was a memory that I will cherish always. Not to mention serious blackmail with the dinner-hour recordings I got from it. Hehehehheheh. Can you guys tell I love Amy? LOL. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:55 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... Goody! I don't know what else to say other than that, so I' am just going to write filler in here so that I don't offend and write a one line message. *grins* How awesome for you though! You can now say that you've had two really great thanksgivings in a row! I like to think that I had something to do with one of them. *laughing* Ok off I go! Peace out! CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing synchronicity. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:43 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... No work tomorrow. My parents reserved me for pretty much the whole day. We're coming to pick you up early! This will be my first Thanksgiving with my Mom and Dad in 11 years, people. Cool eh? I'm geeked about it. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:36 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH... hehhehhhehhahah
Re: The Talk2 List A belated John Zone
MessageYeah! Down with responsibility! No no no no no! We demand, John, that you move around your plans for your loyal listeners--mainly us two! hehhehhehhehhehhah How dare you! You are totally screwing around with the dinner hour of one Mary Ann as well as an Amy, and for that you must feel shame! *grins* If we're not around via msn tomorrow, you'll all know why: cuz kung fu docta made his show later and we wasted away from starvation! hehhehheeehah Everybody play your violins and harps now! Go ahead! LOL I know. It's so totally sad! Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:59 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List A belated John Zone John how rude! I depend on your shows for my Tuesday night dinner hour! So now I will starve. And it'll be all, your, fault! How dare you be responsible like that. *I put on my Farhan voice:* Jerk! - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2007 9:58 AM Subject: The Talk2 List A belated John Zone Hey all The John Zone will be somewhat delayed tonight as I have a prior engagement which just happened to fall at 7:00 this evening. With luck I can be back by 9:00 CST. However since this is a relatively late hour, I may reschedule my oh-so random show for a makeup slot later this week, particularly if this event tonight takes longer than expected. Hmmm. A show from 11 to 2AM Eastern Time? On a week night? No thank you! I apologize for the short notice, but it really is that time of the semester when papers and meetings and projects abound. For those who don't have my MSN messenger ID address monicker, that may be the best way to keep up to date with my ever-changing show schedule, since I don't always have the time to send out an EMail to the various TBRN lists. Feel free to add [EMAIL PROTECTED] iffen you don't already have it. Alright, back to paper-writing I go. __ NOD32 2689 (20071127) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List A belated John Zone
MessageAww! You're so awesome to think of us! hehehhehah Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2007 3:27 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List A belated John Zone lol Well because I wouldn't dare risk TBRN's two most beloved hens from wasting away, and because I'm just flat burnt out at this point, I decided to bail on tonight's event. This isn't something I technically have to be at. It's more or less a political pannel discussion in which a friend of mine is taking part. But attending this would mean John would've had to stay on campus till after 9:00 for two days in a row, and doing a show is just far more enticing. So be like Amy and Mary Ann and grab some dinner-like objects and join me this evening at 6PM for a much-needed break from the hustle and bustle and tustle? of your pre-pre-pre-Friday night existences. What does John have planned for this week's show? Why not tune in at 6 and find out! Cuz right now, John doesn't know either. http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Amy Billman Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:25 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List A belated John Zone Yeah! Down with responsibility! No no no no no! We demand, John, that you move around your plans for your loyal listeners--mainly us two! hehhehhehhehhehhah How dare you! You are totally screwing around with the dinner hour of one Mary Ann as well as an Amy, and for that you must feel shame! *grins* If we're not around via msn tomorrow, you'll all know why: cuz kung fu docta made his show later and we wasted away from starvation! hehhehheeehah Everybody play your violins and harps now! Go ahead! LOL I know. It's so totally sad! Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2007 12:59 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List A belated John Zone John how rude! I depend on your shows for my Tuesday night dinner hour! So now I will starve. And it'll be all, your, fault! How dare you be responsible like that. *I put on my Farhan voice:* Jerk! - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2007 9:58 AM Subject: The Talk2 List A belated John Zone Hey all The John Zone will be somewhat delayed tonight as I have a prior engagement which just happened to fall at 7:00 this evening. With luck I can be back by 9:00 CST. However since this is a relatively late hour, I may reschedule my oh-so random show for a makeup slot later this week, particularly if this event tonight takes longer than expected. Hmmm. A show from 11 to 2AM Eastern Time? On a week night? No thank you! I apologize for the short notice, but it really is that time of the semester when papers and meetings and projects abound. For those who don't have my MSN messenger ID address monicker, that may be the best way to keep up to date with my ever-changing show schedule, since I don't always have the time to send out an EMail to the various TBRN lists. Feel free to add [EMAIL PROTECTED] iffen you don't already have it. Alright, back to paper-writing I go. __ NOD32 2689 (20071127) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
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What the hell? Is this really english? LOL! Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: derek Lane [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, December 03, 2007 8:34 AM Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: augusta Seeing as how we haven't had any good spam forwarded to this list, check out this nice piece that came in the charter account. - Original Message - From: Cristina Metcalf [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, December 03, 2007 8:52 AM Subject: augusta gauntlet donna weather jogging restful expel berg expel expel effluvia pretend penelope liken sculptural bedside magnolia cloture mussel expel hug atlantica jogging typhoon squeak gauntlet rejuvenate typhoon mauve italian italian italian excretion excretion auntie pupal Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were Faithful and loving wives,however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the wine coolers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to do that. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst..my wife came home with no panties!! That's nothing said the other husband, Mine came to bed with a card stuck to her ass that said. From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you. When I was laying up dreaming, I felt like I could just stay there and dream forever. But that's the thing, it's a DREAM! And that's all it was gonna be if I kept my eyes closed and laid there. So, I opened my eyes, got up out of bed, came back to reality and went out and pursued my dreams. - Alex Butterfield Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223
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Still good. A jumbo jet is making its final approach toTampa Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom, This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your Stay in the Tampa Bay area. He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa? Well, says the Skipper, first I'm gonna check into the hotel, take a big crapthen I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long. Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about. Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta land the plane and take a shit first. When I was laying up dreaming, I felt like I could just stay there and dream forever. But that's the thing, it's a DREAM! And that's all it was gonna be if I kept my eyes closed and laid there. So, I opened my eyes, got up out of bed, came back to reality and went out and pursued my dreams. - Alex Butterfield Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223
Re: The Talk2 List Teh Re-airing of the MarAmy show happens tonight at 9
I must confess that I have already grabbed the show but haven't listened to it-because first off I hate hearing the sound of my own voice, but more importantly I didn't want to do it alone. Now, thankfully, I don't have to! How very cool! I can sit with my feet up and my beverage of choice, and revel in the fact that you too, and God knows who else, will also be listening. hehheh You know what frightens me the most? Is that at some point, this show too, will reappear in automation! Thanks to you I've gone from being a mystery to--well not. hehhehhehheh Can I go back to being a mystery again that nobody knows please? Thanks lots! *grins* *tries desperately to fade into the background and hide* When I was laying up dreaming, I felt like I could just stay there and dream forever. But that's the thing, it's a DREAM! And that's all it was gonna be if I kept my eyes closed and laid there. So, I opened my eyes, got up out of bed, came back to reality and went out and pursued my dreams. - Alex Butterfield Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Sunday, January 13, 2008 12:35 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Teh Re-airing of the MarAmy show happens tonight at 9 Since the host of the show got a little drunk and barely remembers all of the strange hilarity that ensued while doing this show, it has been brought up that she should re-air it during her normal timeslot, as well as to include commentary. And so I shall. If you missed the MarAmy show on Friday night, stay tuned tonight for the sober commentary, along with the show in it's entirety. 9 PM tonight. See you there. Http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
The Talk2 List A Blind Man Blonds
- BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the server, Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you're blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blond girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blond woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter. 5. The la dy to your right is blond and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,and mutters, No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends, for it is one of God's best gifts. It involves many things, but above all, the power of going out of one's self, and appreciating whatever is noble and loving in another. --Thomas Hughes Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223
Re: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone
MessageAnnouncing that you have to go potty? hehhehehehah! Too funny! You know if you really wanted to get creative about and ensure that the incriminating file was heard--you could find some way of working it into an intro... hmm... - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Monday, February 04, 2008 12:16 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Tonight on The John Zone Good Monday all If all of the proverbial stars can align, this could be one of the most jam-packed editions of The John Zone ever. (that's jelly-packed for us American types.) For you international peoples who may not know, last night marked our country's forty-second super bowl, which is one of the biggest sporting events of the year, if not the biggest. Usually the commercials are even more entertaining than the game itself, and this year was no exception--well, up until the fourth quarter. Yours truly has some of the highlights all isolated and ready to go for tonight's show, so be sure to tune in for some Superbowlish American hilarity. (Take that, Patriots!) And let's not forget that tomorrow is Marti Gras! Since I have roots in Louisiana, the festivities will be expanding to The John Zone, complete with Cajun beds and Cajun tracks and gumbo! How will gumbo transfer to online radio? ... Well I'm not sure, but hey we'll think of something. Also featured this week will be part II of the tape I played last week from our summer vacation in 1998. And if I have enough time, I may line in the infamous preschool video of me announcing to the world that 'I have to go potty.' Yes, embarrasment will abound tonight beginning at 9:00 Eastern time at http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg. Come on. You know you won't want to miss this!
The Talk2 List Fw: Some Interesting Facts
the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. You learn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping. Pass this information on to friends so they can be informed also~~--~~--~--~--- Music is a moral law- it gives wings to the mind, A soul to the universe, Flight to the imagination, A charm to sadness, A life to everything. - Plato Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223
The Talk2 List One question.
Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day.. There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer... He opens his mouth and says. I would like to buy a pair of Sunglasses. If you got this wrong, please turn off your computer and call it a day. I've got mine shutting down right now. (You know you missed it too, so shut down your computer.) Music is a moral law- it gives wings to the mind, A soul to the universe, Flight to the imagination, A charm to sadness, A life to everything. - Plato Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74
Re: The Talk2 List I just thought you all would like to know
Have I mentioned how much I can't wait to get out of here? Yes, of course, I am totally absolutely stoked about seeing you--totally, but God help me I haven't done anything cool like this for myself in forever! The stress level has been so insane, that I'm not sure if even a Jacuzzi for the night would fix it so this will be awesome! Ah let the coffee drinking and hanging out begin! Yay! It's sort of like some caffeine addicts girls week out or something. hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehha Week rather than night obviously since I'll be there for a little over a week. This time next Saturday I'll be at Mary Ann's, unless I am still stuck waiting for some form of assistance in the Detroit airport. hahhahhahhah Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Saturday, March 01, 2008 1:05 PM Subject: The Talk2 List I just thought you all would like to know That Amy will be here in one week. And since my subject line was long enough, this message counts as more than one line. Heh. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
Re: The Talk2 List I just thought you all would like to know
Nope, because first off, I'm going to Michigan, and second, I'm over school for a long time! Good luck though on your mid terms, John! Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: John Clower [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, March 01, 2008 5:27 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List I just thought you all would like to know In five days, John has two midterms in his ancient political theory and Western European politics classes. Anyone want to trade for that? Anyone? Anyone? -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Stephen Clower Sent: Saturday, March 01, 2008 3:12 PM To: talk2 Subject: Re: The Talk2 List I just thought you all would like to know Patrick Perdue wrote: I just thought you all would like to know: that loads and lots of people will be in Nashville, Tennessee, in a bit less than two day(s). In two days, Steve has morre midterms. Anyone want to trade? - Steve Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.21.2/1305 - Release Date: 2/29/2008 6:32 PM Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List I just thought you all would like to know
Good luck! I don't want to trade with either you or John in fact, but I hope yours go well just the same. Good luck! Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: Stephen Clower [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Saturday, March 01, 2008 4:11 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List I just thought you all would like to know Patrick Perdue wrote: I just thought you all would like to know: that loads and lots of people will be in Nashville, Tennessee, in a bit less than two day(s). In two days, Steve has morre midterms. Anyone want to trade? - Steve Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List Holdin' off on kickin' back
Well--just think. Next week at this time, you and I will be kicking back together--live or not. It is a vacation after all, so we totally get to decide! hehhheh Yay! I am so so totally stoked! This week is going to be insane for me, but it'll be worth it when I'm finally up there and we can both relax. Yay! Can I just say that I'm glad that this visit didn't take eleven years to happen--but rather only like a couple? *grins* Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Sunday, March 02, 2008 6:00 PM Subject: The Talk2 List Holdin' off on kickin' back Hi All, Well, soon there will be much MarAmyment in the land of Mary Ann. But not quite yet. this is the night to wrap up things that must be wrapped up before the day is over. So stay tuned in the next week or so to follow. Since it soon will be the official start of a Mary Ann vacation, I do not promise to do a show next weekend, but depending on the MarAmy crew, we just might. So have a great week! After today, I know I sure will. Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann
The Talk2 List Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?? ~ Democrat's Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor? Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to discuss it with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus. ~~~ ~ Republican's Answer BANG! ~~ Redneck's Answer BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?' Son: 'Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?!' Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!' Dance like nobody's watching; Sing like nobody's listening; love like you've never been hurt; live like heaven on earth, ~ Katheryn Hepburn Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74
Re: The Talk2 List The MarAmy show airs tonight!
So what did you put some hash in your doughnuts or something that caused you to forget? hehhehhehheh Dance like nobody's watching; Sing like nobody's listening; love like you've never been hurt; live like heaven on earth, ~ Katheryn Hepburn Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Friday, March 14, 2008 9:11 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List The MarAmy show airs tonight! Apparently too much coffee and doughnuts this morning musta prevented my brain from telling all of you just when, the show airs. Oops. You will find us airing tonight at 9 PM Eastern. There. Heh. - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Friday, March 14, 2008 8:56 AM Subject: The Talk2 List The MarAmy show airs tonight! Hi All. Tonight's the night to join Mary Ann and Amy for the local edition of the MarAmy show. Join us for some Bacardi and coke and some humorous recaps of this week's events of her visit to Michigan. Point your TBRN-compatible player to: http://tbrn.net:/tbrn.ogg Or, from any Web browser: http://www.tbrn.net/play See you tonight! Mary Ann e-mail and MSN: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Join me for Kickin' Back with Mary Ann every Sunday night from 9 to 11 PM Eastern time. To learn more, visit http://www.tbrn.net/maryann __ NOD32 2947 (20080314) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List The MarAmy show airs tonight!
Nope, I just did it anyway because I'm here, and it is, and I can.And, more importantly, I'm special and stuff... So, there! Dance like nobody's watching; Sing like nobody's listening; love like you've never been hurt; live like heaven on earth, ~ Katheryn Hepburn Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: Patrick Perdue [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Friday, March 14, 2008 9:50 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List The MarAmy show airs tonight! On 3/14/2008, 9:33:21 AM EDT, Amy said on a blank line: So what did you put some hash in your doughnuts or something that caused you to forget? Did you put something in yours that caused you to forget that you are currently sharing living space with the prime heh, thus negating the need to send a message all the way to London and back to get an answer that you most likely already know in the first place? On a completely un-related note: it is painful to switch from my nice new brushed-aluminum apple keyboard back to the Logitech wireless one. I've been spoiled, and I've only been using the damn thing for 1.5 days. -- -- Patrick Perdue (MCP, CNA) KE4DYI Greensboro, NC website: http://www.pdaudio.net home: +1(336)698-4417 Mobile phone and SMS: +1(336)509-5583 e-mail and .net messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] aim: noaptiva This message originally sent in reply to [EMAIL PROTECTED] on Friday, March 14, 2008 at 9:45 AM EST. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
Re: The Talk2 List Random news from one living room
Too funny!! I've noticed that too. I think that they do that instead of showing infomercials. Who knows! *shrugs* I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do. -- Hellen Keller, American author and lecturer (1880-1968) Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: Maria L [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Friday, March 21, 2008 10:44 AM Subject: The Talk2 List Random news from one living room I could post this on my LJ, but since this kind of warrants discussion I'll post it here just to be annoying. You guys can kick me afterwords. So here I am, sitting in my living room enjoying my wireless network. Except my mom is asleep, and the TV was on the Learning Channel. Now it is on some weird weird non talky image of the ocean with either lots of people or lots of water, can't figure it out. Why would any TV channel get so desperate as to show an endless beach sequence? Does anyone know? On that note, I'll go back to zapping spam. Maria Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
The Talk2 List Too much time on their hands perhaps?
Have you all seen this? If not, you will now if you click. Basically, someone, with more than enough time on his or her hands, decided to utilize like every single event sound I think that Windows has ever had to offer, and turned it into a song, complete with percussion and stuff. Click link below... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIJvD3hr1lA Enjoy! Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74
Re: The Talk2 List Design Coding
MessageYup me too. So now for some dribble so I'm not moronically admonished for a one liner. It amazes me that folks have enough time on their hands to do such things. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:16 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Design Coding Wow that made for a good laugh. I really needed that, too. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Rosie Morales Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 10:08 AM To: talk2 Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Design Coding ●Hmmm●, I don’t know whether to be happy that a guy who can rap is rapping about something other than sex, drugs, guns, and money or whether to be highly amused at the fact that a guy made an entire song about photo shop. Either way, just another demonstration about how entertaining youtube can be. Thanks little Vanja! From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Vanja Sudar Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 9:24 AM To: talk2 Subject: The Talk2 List Design Coding OK this is very weird, but kinda interesting. I guess some people have far too much time on their hands. http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=a0qMe7Z3EYg Vanja http://www.sudar.co.uk http://mashupradio.net MSN/windows live messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] AIM: vanja121 Skype: vanja121
Re: The Talk2 List Design Coding
MessageHonestly I thought all of the above. So combine what we both said. hehheh Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: Mary Ann To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:30 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Design Coding I thought it was really neat. The guy put a lot of work into it. And perhaps it was some kind of video that he made for a Web design class and it looks like a really great way to help people learn some of the do's and don't's of Web design. I thought it was a very creative outlet for learning and not a reflection of someone's misuse of time. Mary Ann - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:22 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Design Coding Yup me too. So now for some dribble so I'm not moronically admonished for a one liner. It amazes me that folks have enough time on their hands to do such things. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: John Clower To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:16 PM Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Design Coding Wow that made for a good laugh. I really needed that, too. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Rosie Morales Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 10:08 AM To: talk2 Subject: RE: The Talk2 List Design Coding ●Hmmm●, I don’t know whether to be happy that a guy who can rap is rapping about something other than sex, drugs, guns, and money or whether to be highly amused at the fact that a guy made an entire song about photo shop. Either way, just another demonstration about how entertaining youtube can be. Thanks little Vanja! From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Vanja Sudar Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 9:24 AM To: talk2 Subject: The Talk2 List Design Coding OK this is very weird, but kinda interesting. I guess some people have far too much time on their hands. http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=a0qMe7Z3EYg Vanja http://www.sudar.co.uk http://mashupradio.net MSN/windows live messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] AIM: vanja121 Skype: vanja121 __ NOD32 3031 (20080416) Information __ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. part000.txt - error - unknown compression method http://www.eset.com
Re: The Talk2 List I won't do it!
Hey--I'm a blond, and I'd like to know at what point it was decided that we had more fun. I have been a blond since I was 16 and am now 34, and I say again, I have yet to have had more fun as a result of my hair color. Can someone please tell me? Is this only reserved for natural blonds? Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: rainee [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:38 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List I won't do it! Thank you for being a nut. We love it. http://www.raineemusic.com. http://www.myspace.com/raineeperdue [EMAIL PROTECTED] - Original Message - From: Samuel Proulx [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:31 PM Subject: The Talk2 List I won't do it! I'm not going to do it, and you can't make me do it. So there! I'll just sit in the corner and continue to play with my earlobes. I don't want to be worthwhile anymore. I want to be a loser. Because blonds and losers have more fun. I'm going to change my name to sloopy. Then I'm going to let go. I'm a loser baby, but I'd still appreciate it if you didn't shoot me. Hey bungalow bill, who did you kill? Bang Bang maxwell's silver hammer came down upon your head. Bang Bang maxwell's silver hammer made sure that you were hungry like the wolf man, he'll rate your record high with a little help from my friends in low place is I like it like that was our tune, but it's over. Please Mr. Please, don't play B17 if you wanna hold your hand in mine dear panteth for the water so my soul longeth after the ball is over after the sea of heartbreak hotel california what a lovely way to say you love me: having my baby fall in love with me. Delta dawn, what's that flower in your hair, shine it, wax it came upon a midnight clear, that venus in bluejeans. The above mental depressive episode was brought to you by coke. I'd like to buy the world a coke, but skip the birds and flowers and all that other junk. Because if everyone in the world shakes up the coke before they open it we can all squirt it at one another and have one hell of a coke fight. And that'd be more fun than world peace. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
The Talk2 List A funny.
Two little boys are sitting In the living room, watching TV with their parents. The mother looks over at the father with a wink and a nod toward upstairs. The father Gets the message, and they both get up and head towards the stairs. The mother turns back to the boys and says, We're going upstairs for a minute. You two stay here and watch TV, we'll be right back, ok? The two boys nod ok, and the parents take off upstairs. The oldest of the 2 boys is old enough to know what's going on now, and he gets up and tiptoes upstairs. At the top of the stairs, He peeks into his mom and dad's bedroom and shakes his head. He goes back downstairs to his little brother. Come with me, He says. The two little boys tiptoe up the stairs. Halfway up, the older brother turns to his brother and says, Now I want you to keep in mind, this is the same woman who used to bust our ass for sucking our thumb!! Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74
Re: The Talk2 List Useless info, because I know you all are just dying to know, the history of shit! Literally.
Actually somebody sent that to me. hahahaha It was so odd that I couldn't resist sending it along. Plus I figured that every once in a while someone needs a diversion so... No idea how true it is if at all but interesting and odd just the same. If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes. If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: Onj [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM Sent: Monday, June 02, 2008 12:26 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Useless info, because I know you all are just dying to know, the history of shit! Literally. I must admit to not knowing this either. Where do you find such things out? Thanks for sharing though. I suppose it's a bit like Thomas Crapper making the WC. WE have so many terms for fecal matter, problems, moments and ideas don't we? On Monday, June 02, 2008 5:07 PM, Amy Billman happened to mention in passing: The History of Manure You learn something everyday...here's your lesson: Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term 'Ship High In Transit' on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ' , (Ship High In Transport) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day. You probably did not know the true history of this word. Neither did I. ,,,I had always thought it was a golf term. If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes. If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. __ Information from ESET NOD32 Antivirus, version of virus signature database 3152 (20080602) __ The message was checked by ESET NOD32 Antivirus. http://www.eset.com Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
The Talk2 List And another one...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied. 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.' I know,' she said, I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes. If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74
The Talk2 List Spring Classes for Men
Spring Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday , April 12, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation a! nd Breat hing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM , location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes. If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74
The Talk2 List Good or bad advice
A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in. Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind! Dad, the boy said, I'm over here. If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes. If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74
The Talk2 List FWD: having a bad day?
Things Got Ya Down? Block quote start Well Then, Consider These . . . .. In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a. m Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am, all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Willie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Still Having a Bad Day? Block quote end The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild mid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate both of them . Still think you are having a Bad Day Block quote start A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. Are Ya OK Now? - No? Block quote end Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What?!? STILL having a Bad Day Block quote start Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with Return to Sender stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good! There now, Feeling Better Block quote end You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74
The Talk2 List Another funny...
A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says, This Bull mated 50 times last year. The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says, He mated 50 times last year. They walked a little further and see another pen with a sign that says, This Bull mated 120 times last year. The wife hits her husband and says, That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him. They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying, This Bull mated 365 times last year. The wife gets really excited and says, That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one. The husband looks at her and says.Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow. After nine surgeries and six years of therapy, the husband is now able to talk. It is hoped that someday he will walk again. You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74
The Talk2 List Fw: Don't Do This At Wal-Mart
Block quote start Please don't try these at your home Wal-Mart... professionals only, please! Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband goes with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares.and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of MM's on layaway. 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled PICK ME! PICK ME! 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams NO! NO! It's those voices again And last, but not least: 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here! Block quote end No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 270.6.6/1625 - Release Date: 8/21/2008 6:04 AM Block quote start Please don't try these at your home Wal-Mart... professionals only, please! Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband goes with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares.and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of MM's on layaway. 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled PICK ME! PICK ME! 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams NO! NO! It's those voices again And last, but not least: 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here! Block
Re: The Talk2 List Fw: Don't Do This At Wal-Mart
I'm sorry Derek. Next time I forward a funny to the list, I'll make sure to include explanations for stuff like that. *grins* hehhehehheh Now, this may or may not satisfy your curiosity... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_3_Response You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: Derek Lane To: talk2 Sent: Friday, August 22, 2008 8:45 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List Fw: Don't Do This At Wal-Mart I've seen some of these in a few other places, but not all. However, there was never an explanation of what code 3 does. Oh well. - Original Message - From: Amy Billman To: talk2 Sent: Friday, August 22, 2008 7:04 AM Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: Don't Do This At Wal-Mart Block quote start Please don't try these at your home Wal-Mart... professionals only, please! Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband goes with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares.and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of MM's on layaway. 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled PICK ME! PICK ME! 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams NO! NO! It's those voices again And last, but not least: 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here! Block quote end No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 270.6.6/1625 - Release Date: 8/21/2008 6:04 AM Block quote start Please don't try these at your home Wal-Mart... professionals only, please! Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband goes with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares.and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of MM's on layaway. 6
The Talk2 List And another one...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive so, I took her to a gas station. that's when the fight started * I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Milller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when the fight started. After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too' And then the fight started. *** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started. *** I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get s stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And that's how the fight started. I took my wife to a restaurant during the mad cow scare. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's how the fight started. You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74
Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile
At the risk of starting a blindy uprising, I'd venture to guess that the reason why nothing has shown up in blindy lists in the online universe, is because other than the headings being taken out, (which is probably the only valid gripe that people disliking the new fb have,) it really comes down to something as simple as folks not liking a change and being ripped out of their comfort zone. They're not gonna change it back guys, so get over it. Yes... The profile page is kinda nasty in spots, and removing applications is sort of a pain in the almighty asshole, but it's still totally doable. Personally I like what they did with the news feed by making it in a chronological order, and they needed to have it so you could comment on statuses... That one was a long time in coming. If you really feel the needfor something easier and faster, you can check out m.facebook.com in Firefox, but (at least I can't anyway) access the applications that way. *Sheepishly retreats back into my corner* You learn to love, not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Amy Billman Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Messenger ID's: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aim: amyk0223 Skype: amyb0223 www.myspace.com/clutchfan74 - Original Message - From: Derek Lane To: talk2 Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2008 12:01 AM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile There are several I'm sure, but those who took the time probably complained with the hundreds who have already done so. Thing is, I'm not for playing the blind card usually, but if I could talk/write to someone withpower, explaining why the old facebook was nice, rather than just saying how bad the new one is, I may hopefully make an impression. Like you, I must confess that I am surprised that one of the hard core advocates, who would normally start a petition about practically anything hasn't clamped on to this and ran screaming quite loudly. - Original Message - From: Tasha Raella Chemel To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:52 PM Subject: Re: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile god, i was waiting for someone to ask that question. ive been constantly googling, expecting an onslaught of messages on blindy listservs expressing that same sentiment, and have come up empty. i hate not being able to press h to jump from news item to news item and to have to wade through all this crap to find anything remotely interesting. glad to hear someone is as pissed off as I am. - Original Message - From: Derek Lane To: talk2 Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:46 PM Subject: The Talk2 List new facebook is a pile So, I'm going to ask the same question that many have asked around the net; anyone manage to get the old facebook back? I've yet too, and I've spent more time on trying to get said version back than editing church things PDAudio stuff, and things I actually get paid to do. Oh well. __ Information from ESET NOD32 Antivirus, version of virus signature database 3469 (20080924) __ The message was checked by ESET NOD32 Antivirus. http://www.eset.com __ Information from ESET NOD32 Antivirus, version of virus signature database 3469 (20080924) __ The message was checked by ESET NOD32 Antivirus. http://www.eset.com
