Anniversary Gift

I feel bad. A 50th Anniversary is a BIG (aww, big ain’t the word for it) event. We should have all chipped in and bought a septic tank. Play the Andy Griffith Show Online Hangman Game at: http://hubpages.com/hub/Andy-Griffith-Show-Hangman-Game-Mayberry--NC Lotsa Luck To You Yours!

re: undercover officer

She sounds like a feisty lady, maybe they can send her into the bookie barber to pretend to place a bet - then she can bust them! Kim - TX I hear her daughter-in-law is a beast. Sam Drucker Drucker's General Store Hooterville ___ WBMUTBB mailing

Come Join In The Mayberry Fun

Reminder: The Andy Griffith Show Online Hangman Game is still going strong at http://hubpages.com/hub/Andy-Griffith-Show-Hangman-Game-Mayberry--NC Come join in the fun! Lotsa Luck To You Yours! ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com

TAGS Online Hangman Game

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Andy Griffith Show Hangman Contest

We're still having fun with The Andy Griffith Show Online Hangman Contest. Come join in at http://hubpages.com/hub/Andy-Griffith-Show-Hangman-Game-Mayberry--NC Lotsa Luck To You Yours! = ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com

re: Sarah

While Sarah was never seen on TAGS, I believe the telephone operator Sarah on Green Acres was. There was a series of episodes where Oliver took over the phone company and the former owner's mother was the operator. She was played by longtime character actress Marie Earl and I am pretty sure

Cannon Duty

Does Goober have the cannon covered again this Halloween? Sam Drucker Drucker's General Store Hooterville, NC Andy Griffith Show on Twitter See www.twitter.com/MayberryUSA Also: Green Acres www.twitter.com/HootervilleUSA Beverly Hillbillies www.twitter.com/WellDoggies

re: Barney Thelma Lou

Thelma Lou has complained that Barney never takes her anywhere.? Barney could take a lesson from me.? I have been married to my lovely wife for 39 years and I have taken her many places over those years.? Problem is, she keeps finding her way back. LOL! Colonel Tim called and wants you on

re: Sara Juanita

I just finished watching the episode where Andy catches Barney reciting a poem to Juanita on the phone. I was just wondering if sarah and Juanita had last names based on their characters what would they be. I know there was a Juanita Beasley but was she the same one at the diner ? I like

re: Laugh Out Loud

One scene that always makes me laugh is from the episode where Andy takes Gomer to join the Marines. Gomer comes out last, dropping his gear, and Sgt. Carter yells COME ON PYLE...MY GRANDMA MOVES FASTER THAN THAT! Then Gomer looks at him so seriously and says Well bless her heart.? LOL!

re: Security Check

I have also been considering getting myself a complete Asa outfit and apply for a security guard position if they would agree to stay open.? I didn't have any problems finding things for my Barney uniform.? I even found a bullet with no problems.? However, it might be a real challenge to find

re: She's Back in Business

I was driving to a business appointment on Friday and turned a curve and came face to face with a big handwritten sign that said Lesh's Motors. I laughed so hard I nearly ran off the road! I bet Hubcaps Lesh is real interested in the Cash for Clunkers program...Don't you recognize it? That's

re: Anniversary

My wife and I are celebrating our 39th anniversary tomorrow.? I? was trying to think of something special to get her.? I thought about a mink coat like Emmett, but decided that was too extravagant.? Looked at the bed jackets but there was nothing in blue.? Even considered a new septic tank, but

re: The Myra Koontz Story

Now that's the story about Myra Koontz that I heard.? Far be it from me to gossip, but that is what I heard. I bet?Laura Lee Hobbs?heard about the gold shipment from you.? LOL! Barney Rubble Bedrock *** Get The New Twitter Feeds from your favorite classic TV shows: Andy Griffith Show -

re: actors

I agree with Janet.? I just don't like change much.? Right now I'm pretty frosted because they no longer have stamp machines in our local post offices.? To buy one stamp you have to stand in a long line!?? I would write to someone, but who has time to stand in that line! Kim - Wylie Sounds like

Re: who would play who in a movie?

Ray Stevens would be great as Ernest T. Bass. Fred Flintstone Bedrock The Mayberry Twitter Feed www.twitter.com/MayberryUSA ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

re: Sweet Lydia

I only live 25 miles from Greensboro. I think I'll give her a call.?? Bob You do that, Bob. She loves to chit-chat! Follow Mayberry in 2009 via Twitter at www.twitter.com/MayberryUSA Gilligan Somwhere in the South Pacific ___ WBMUTBB mailing list

re: Long Sleeves

You know that old saying, If you can't stand the heat get out of the uniform. I think Calvin Coolidge said that. Reminder: Get an extra daily dose of Mayberry via Twitter! Tell Sarah to connect you with www.twitter.com/MayberryUSA Hank Kimball, County Agent Hooterville

re: Andy's Long Sleeves

? Has anyone ever noticed that Andy always wears long sleeves? I was watching Bargain Day last night and the scene where Aunt Bee was on the back porch sitting with the freezer and Opie comes outside without a shirt on (naked savage!) because it is SO HOT, Andy has long sleeves on. Several

re: Poker Winnings

I won the big final hand of Mayberry Poker last night with the guys. Eb Dawson folded with nothing, Jethro tried to bluff his way through with a pair of Otis', and Arnold Ziffle full housed with 3 Andy's and a pair of Mayor Pikes. Hah!! My four Aunt Bees blew them away and netted me $27.38

re: DVD

Now that I have all 8 years uncut on DVD, it had become annoying to see butchered episodes on TV Land. It has become annoying to see TVLand at all with the trash they've got on now. Milburn Drysdale, Pres. Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills Get daily updates from Mayberry via Twitter! Tell Sarah

re: Mayberry Moves to Walton's Mountain

So far I have tracked down, Opie, one of the T-Men (Rance Howard), Hubcaps Lesch, Sharon DeSpain, Peggy McMillan, Brisco Darling, Jess Morgan and Bob Rogers.they are all in Virginia and somewhere near Walton's Mountain. Opie gets very sick (that one makes me cry) and one of the T-Men is

re: Briscoe's Truck

The Darlings truck was a 1929 AA Ford.? I have a friend who owns the exact same make and year, in excellent condition. Does it have the standard 11-hatful radiator? Bugs Bunny Get daily updates from Mayberry @ www.twitter.com/MayberryUSA ___

Don't Miss Daily Updates From Mayberry

I don't want to make a big moulage out of this, but if you're missing the daily Twitter updates from Mayberry...well, here's a sample of what you've missed in recent days: - Goober's attempt to get Gilley Walker to treat his car better - Info on the graduation activities at Mayberry Union High

re: Boone-Ware

Weaver's Dept Store, Mayberry NC -- free gum and balloons for the kids! Ben Weaver giving away something FREE!??? I bet that gum is so old it's as hard as one of Ellie Mae Clampett's biscuits. Fred Ziffel Hooterville New...Tweets from Mayberry...Tell Sarah to get you

re: Morelli's (Granny Style)

Menu item as listed: Pound Possum a'la Granny. Pounded right on the premises. Served with squirrel shanks, deviled buzzard eggs, and gopher gravy for dipping. Meal comes with (3) smoked crawdads appetizer. ~ $5.95 The Topless Gizzard, Beverly Hills CA. Jethro Bodine, proprietor/fry cook I

re: Squad Cars

I am not so sure of that idea of feeling secure when squad cars are in the neighborhood Aunt Bee of Orlando.? Our neighbor across the street is a deputy sheriff and his squad car sits in his yard all the time when he is off duty.? He has had all the tires slashed at least twice and we live in a

re: Questions

I have 2 questions 1 in Barney hosts a summit meeting are the Russians really peaking Russian? 2 in the last episode Sam brings a family from Italy to help on the farm? did they speak Italian and if both shows spoke the language does anyone know what they were saying in both shows?? Roughly

re: Andy's Birthday

I heard Andy got an electric razor and a basketball for his birthday. I heard Aunt Bee got him a dozen canning jars. Hank Kimball, Hooterville New:? Mayberry is alive well in 2009!? Get daily updates from America's hometown at www.twitter.com/MayberryUSA

re: Luke Comstock

Secondly why would the bus company allow him to carry a shotgun onto the bus even if it was in a case. I reckon he probably told the bus driver that he kept the shotgun shell in his pocket. Jethro Bodine, Double-Naught Spy Beverly Hills, CA New Tweets from Mayberry...Tell Sarah to get you:

re: coffee

I was watching a sort of history of coffee on the Food network this weekend.? They showed some scenes from various shows including a Sanka commercial starring Gomer Pyle and Sgt Carter.? Did Gomer spill the coffee on Sgt. Carter? Jethro Bodine, Double-Naught Spy Beverly Hills, CA

re: Bare feet

You people are living in another world.? This is the twenty first century. High definition television has been developed, an international space station is orbiting the earth, and an entire website is sitting around talking about a man's bare feet. I wonder what causes that?! (Catch up on

re:Mayberry Town Hall

Thanks to those who joined the network! Some cool stuff already happening. Tell your friends, except for Arnold Winker. MayberryTownHall.com I can vouch for?the Town Hall being a cool new hangout.? Personally, I don't have a problem with Arnold.? However, I do want to encourage everyone to

Mayberry Goes Twittering

You can now receive updates on the daily activities of the Mayberry gang.? Just tell Sarah to get you: www.twitter.com/MayberryUSA Just please be patient with Sarah...She's not quite used to finding that hole on the switchboard yet. Jethro Bodine, Double-Naught Spy Beverly Hills, CA

re: vehicles

I was thinking about forms of transportation in Mayberry besides walking and driving cars, there was the train, bus, Dolly the horse, bicycles, rollerskates, boats, airplanes and at least one motorcycle.? They featured just about everything except rockets. Kim - Wylie, TX They didn't have guided

re: Barney and a cell phone

OMG - can you imagine Barney with an electronal marvel like a cell phone in his pocket.? Think of all the havoc he created with just one meesley little old bullet in his pocket. Poor Andy would never get any courting done in Barney had a phone 24/7.? And poor old Sarah would be out of a job.?

re: Jack Egbert

I read in the sports section of the newspaper this morning that the Chicago White Sox have sent pitching prospect Jack Egbert to Charlotte (NC) of the International League.? I guess at this point it would be safe to say that this Jack Egbert is indeed no prize. I wondered what happened to

re: Morelli's jukebox

I noticed that Jim Lindsey's new 45 single Three Guitars To Feed has been loaded into the jukebox over at Morelli's.? It's the next selection over from Bobby Fleet's instrumental Joke-Cracker. Awww...that one makes me cry! The jukebox is OK, but if you really want to impress your date, slip

re: TVLand

While I was watching today's episode of Andy, I saw a TV Land advertisement for some stupid reality show called The Cougar.? Got me to wondering if that show will have anything to do with that bobcat that Andy killed with his bare hands?? At least now we will get a break from all those

re: Courting

Speaking of courting and my wife, why when we first started dating her mother insisted that the only way we could go out was if we double dated with another couple.? So for over a year every time we went out it was me and Linda and her ma and pa.? Of course her pa sat in the front seat with me

re: Dept of Public Works

I just got an e-mail at work that was sent to all employees, notifying us of some coming groundskeeping work. It was signed Dept. of Public Safety, Was this the OFFICIAL verification??How about the work order giving you the authority to nail back that stop sign? Oliver Wendell Douglas

re: Mrs. Wiley

saw Mrs Wiley over at Weaver's buying records in the music section. Bossa Nova and all sorts of cha-cha-cha recordings.? I sure hope this is the theme of her next social.? I took a course advertised on the back of a matchbook, Learn Tropical Dances and Rhythms by Mail, and I would hate for

re: Mayberry Porches

I like a good porch too! Personally, I though that Andy's house lost something when they took the screen door off of his porch in the later episodes. Sheriff Roscoe P. Coletrain Hazzard County ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com

re: symptoms

I've noticed another symptom of the TAGS L versitis.? Every time I have a banana, I find myself waving it around conducting music. Kim - Wylie That might come in handy if they ever get that bandstand rebuilt. Charlie Brown ___ WBMUTBB mailing list

re: Another misspeak

Now we all know it is Mayberry Union High.? OK, everyone, 1 - 2 - 3 (nod to Hazel, sing Mayberry Union High, Victory is yours well nigh, We'll hit the line, For points every time, The orange and blue will try, try, try, try. And when the victory's won, You'll be our favorite son,

re: Curly Bits

All that talk about curly bits got me going.? So I bought a box of Kibbles and Bits dog food and picked out all the bits that were curly and then I pasted them in a book.? Let me tell you one thing.? Not much fun at all. Can't imagine why a school would have a club for that.? Personally? I

Watching TAGS on TVLand

If I have to endure many more commercials for that cotton pickin' High School Reunion garbage on TVLand, I think I just might have Barney to put in his bullet and shoot me! Arnold Ziffel Hooterville ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com

Re: Largest crime Andy let slide

I would say that the worst crime that went unpunished was committed by Andy himself when he made Barney eat Aunt Bee's kerosene cucumbers. We're talkin' Attempted Murder here! Oliver Wendell Douglas Hooterville ___ WBMUTBB mailing list

re: Nursing Home Visit

Last night we took about thirty kids to the Hanceville nursing home to pass out Valentines and visit with some of the people there.? I would say in about every 8 out of 10 rooms we went to they were all watching Andy and Barney.? Just as long as you didn't go to the old folks' home to loosen

re: Myers lake

Was the location for Meyers Lake also used on a few Brady Bunch episodes??? I saw one the other day in which the family went camping by a lake, and it sure looked familiar (almost the location in which George the t.v. repairman and Barn visited Andy and Helen). That's the actor of the lake.

er: Ken's Wife

Talking about all these look alikes in Mayberry. The really amazing thing is how much Mr. Schwump looks just like my wife. Well, Ken...I guess it could be worse...Remember when Barney fixed Andy up with the girl that looked like Benjamin Franklin? Arnold Ziffel Hooterville?

re: SuperBowl Pick

I take Hooterville over Mt Pilot by a field goal come Sunday. Jethro Bodine, fry cook Topless Gizzard, Beverly Hills Ca. Yep...those Bradley girls from the Shady Rest Hotel are pretty tough to beat. I've gotta try that Topless Gizzard the next time I visit the Clampetts. Sam Drucker

re: My Wife Mr. Schwump

To be perfectly honest, Mr. Schwump is actually a tad better looking. Someday I gotta have a long talk with that boy. Jed Clampett Berverly Hills, CA ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

Ken's Accident

? I also want to let you know I had another accident. While taking down our Christmas lights I fell off a 20 food ladder. But I am OK.? I was standing on the bottom rung when the mishap happened. You didn't pass along that chain letter, did you? Or maybe your wife pushed you after reading the

re: Speed

An experienced lawman can judge the speed of automobile at any time. To quote another great American from the South, Mr. Jerry Clower: You can tell the speed by how far the automobile lays over the Johnson grass by the road. Know what I mean? Vern I was going to reply with that same quote, but

re: planes

Before taking off, Aunt Bee assigned seats on the plane so the weight would be evenly distributed.? Gomer was placed next to a window and exclaimed that despite being sick as a dog, he was having the time of his life. Fortunately Aunt Bee didn't have to make any emergency landings in Old Man

re: National Anthem

I hear they've asked Leonard Blush to sing the National Anthem. Ernest T. will be hurling T-shirts (wrapped up in rocks) into the crowd between innings. Charlene Darling was the first choice to sing it, but she had to decline, saying that one makes me cry! Jethro Bodine, Double-Naught Spy

re: Mayberry Baseball

Where is the Mayberry baseball team going to play its home games? We've gotta build them a stadium. And nowadays,?the fad is to have a corporate sponsor to put their name on the ballpark. Here is the early list of?possible ballpark names and their associated Mayberry business sponsor: -

re: Andy's Wedding

? In the episode that Andy and Helen get married, where was Barney when the Bachelor party was going on?? He didn't show up til the wedding. Him and Goober were probably outside looking in through the window. Mr. Haney Hooterville Whatever you need, I just happen to have one

re: Mayberry Baseball Lineup

Another thought on the Mayberry baseball team...Nothing against having Howard Sprague in the lineup, but would his mother let him go on road trips? Sam Drucker Drucker's General Store Hooterville ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com

re: Mayberry Baseball Lineup

I hope that the team had a good hitting coach - one that could get Aunt Bee to hold the bat at the right end. Wile E. Coyote Somewhere in the Desert ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

re: Fun Girls

Wednesday evening my family and I were watching the episode The Fun Girls.? My 12 year old daughter walked into the living room, saw fun girl Daphne, and said What is Andy doing dancing with the lady convict?? She recognized her as one of the lady convicts from the episode Convicts at

re: Sarah Juanita

Now another favor.? If you can find any photos of Sarah or Juanita, please send them as well. I do have their names on a slide with a big ? under each one. I don't think there are any photos available. Barney had them working with him in his quest to stamp out organized crime and put them in a

re: Happy Birthday

Sorry to be late with the well wishes, Allen! But, happy birthday Did you get a septic tank? Brad Neil Bentley Cunningham That was his anniversary gift. Yosemite Sam ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com

re: Andy on TVLand

Here is a fun game to play the next time you watch an episode of Andy on TV Land.? Try to pick out the scene that TV Land has cut out.? They used to make it simple and just cut out the epilogue, but lately they have taken the scissors to the middle of the show. I wish they would go back to

re: the tall and short of it

Andy said he was 6 foot. I always thought he was taller than 6 ft. Everyone in the show is shorter than him. ? That's the actor of the man. Barney Rubble Bedrock ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

re: Mosaics

If you really want to get started in the arts, just get arrested in Mayberry and Barney will give you a free craft set as he tries to rehabilitate out of a life of crime. The Gollywobbler I'll take the Mr. Potato set! Daffy Duck ___ WBMUTBB mailing

re: 17th Anniversary

We're having a boiled dinner down at the firehouse next Friday night.? Gonna raise some money to get Allan a watch with a 17 on the underside. I vote for the septic tank. Eb Dawson Hooterville ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com

re: Mythbusters

So I've been thinking about our favorite show and wondering what Scene or concept I would like to have tested out for fun on Mythbusters (knowing that many of them would be disproved or? busted) Here's a few that need provin' or bustin': 1) Does Miracle Salve REALLY cure the mange? 2) Can

re: #1

Mike as a grown woman I feel compelled to answer your # 1 question 01) Just what can you do with a grown woman? First you pick her up in your car (very important that it's clean). Take her to the various shops and bazaars of Mayberry (carry the packages). Then out to lunch (don't let the waitress

re: Trains

Opie carried a penny that had been run over by a train, I believe? Or at least talked about a coin being run over by a train. Brad Neil Bentley Cunningham My card, in case you ever need my services I see that in addition to chasing ambulances, Mr. Bentley is now chasing trains. I

re: Cars

Then once Sam Jones took over the town council, suddenly?everybody in town seemed to favor Chrysler products! Sam was a smart man.. Jethro Bodine, Double-Naught Spy Beverly Hills, CA ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com

re: Christmas Mayberry Building

Today's mail brought me the tenth building in the Hawthorne Mayberry Christmas Village.? Walker's Drug Store.? Does it have a key above the door? Emma needs her pills. Hank Kimball, County Agent Hooterville ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com

re: Ramona Bunny

Years ago there was a cable channel that showed old game shows.? They showed reruns of the 1970s show Tattletales, where famous married couples came on and tried to match stories.? If they did, they won money for their rooting section.? I remember seeing Jackie Joseph on with Ken Berry, and she

re: Phone Service

I've always been impressed with the quality of phone service in Mayberry. Efficient, courteous, dependable. Good to know that Hooterville is finally achieving that same level of quality. According to Fred Ziffle, ar one time Hooterville was using soup cans and string for telephoning. Said Fred,

re: Where It All Began--Here With Humble Laura Lee (Debbie DuBose)

Who do you think sold Jim his first play guitar?? None other than little ole me and Lydia over here at the Dime Store. ? You really ought to start carrying guitar picks if you are going to sell guitars. He had to go all the way to my hometown, Winston-Salem, to get his picks. Arnold Ziffel

Halloween

I'm going trick-or-treating with that Charlie Brown kid to see how?he get's all those rocks! Ernest T. Bass ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

What Would Mayberry Do?

I know this digest isn't for endorsing candidates or anything like that, so I will not cross that boundary. (If anyone has any doubt as to which candidate for President?is dangerous for this country, feel free to e-mail me privately and I will be glad to enlighten you). However, please

re: Aunt Bee

Please feel free to share any of your Aunt Bee chit-chat stories here.? I notice Aunt Bee wore lots of clothing in blue during the show, so I thought it might be her favorite color.?? Her dress maker might have confirmed this. Kim - Wylie, TX (I personally like green) I don't think she liked to

re: Color Episodes

I just realized how everyone can enjoy the color episodes now that they are once again upon us. Get that old Black and White TV out of the basement! Ted in MD Now THAT'S using your thinkin' bucket! Jethro Bodine, Sofistikated Enternatunel Playboy Beverly Hills, Californy

re: chili

Sherman, how about cooking the chili in a bureau drawer on a hot plate like Barney did?? I don't know if it will do anything for the taste, but it sure would be interesting. But that dresser came by bus all the way from Ft. Lauderdale! Scooby Doo ___

re: Mayberry Powerpoint

Well folks I did my first PowerPoint 45 minute Mayberry presentation at a neighboring church and it went off with only one little glitch.? I couldn't get the volume very loud on my clip of Barney reciting the preamble to the constitution.? I am wondering if it would help if I used thicker wires

re: songs

We mustn't forget those great songs:? Acapella, Acapella and Nita, Juanita.\ Don't forget the classic Me-They Me-They...That one makes me cry! Taz ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

Born During TAGS Debut

Also, a very happy birthday to my brother who was actually born DURING the debut of TAGS, on October 3, 1960 Brad Neil Bentley Cunningham How Rude!!! Couldn't he have waited until it was over? Yosemite Sam ___ WBMUTBB mailing list

re: More Investment Opportunities

With the stock market plunging another 350 points today I pulled out all my money and bought up all the dried berries that I could find. I have a stockpile you wouldn't believe Smart move. But if you're looking to diversify, stock in Mr. Maxwell's record company was one of the few winners on

re: Investments Mayberry Security Bank

Best thing I ever did was invest up with Mr. Maxwell and his phonograph record opportunity. National Records has been sending me dividend checks for years and they sure come in handy these days. Just last week I got another for seventeen cents. I'm gonna take the next big leap of faith and

re: Vastly Different Roles

How about the actress who played both Sara the telephone operator and Juanita the waitress? I have a sneaky feeling they were both played by the same wonderful actress.? She was such a superb actress she was able to keep both her identity and even the sound of her voice a secret for all the

re: Little bit of this that

I had never realized that Big Maude and Mrs. Poultice were the same actress Barney was able to reform Big Maude with a Mister Potato Set. She then changed her name before embarking on her career in music. ? Bugs Bunny ___ WBMUTBB mailing list

re: Gold Shipment

I have heard a rumor that the G-Men are sending a gold shipment through Mayberry on their way to Washington.? A gold shipment worth $700 billion. They are sneaking it through the sleepy little village of Mayberry in hopes it can reach Washington by the time the Federal Bailout comes to a final

re: Note to Customers of Mayberry Security Bank

Dear Mr. Meldrin: In regards to your letter concerning the security at the Mayberry Security Bank, we the concerned citizens of Mayberry were wondering if anyone has addressed the issue of Asa's screw-less gun handle and the fact that he has moldy bullets in his gun cartridge. Not only that but

Note to Customers of the Mayberry Security Bank

During this time of uncertainty and turmoil in the financial and banking sectors, we here at the Mayberry Security Bank want to reassure our customers that their assests are insured and 100% safe. Thanks to security upgrades recommended by Deputy Barney Glen Ford Fife, the cash drawers and

re: Investments

Seeing the stock market plunged over 700 points, I am looking for new investments.? Does anyone have a nickel with a buffalo pointing the wrong way that you would like to unload. I've got a regular nickel, but I'm hanging onto it. That way I'll atleast have something that's worth a nickel.

re: Aunt Bee and Siler City

Also Id like to share this bit o trivia. I work with state inmates. I sometime refer to TAGS during small talk with them. I know they can tell tall tales but I had trush the one who told me this story. He was hired as a yardworker by Miss Bavier IN Siler City. He didnt go in the house but he

re: Where is Siler City?

I've always wondered why Siler City was mentioned so many times in the series. It isn't close to Mount Airy and it isn't a large city. Nothing against Siler City, though. I've been through there many times on Highway 421 on the way to the beach. I wonder if maybe Andy had relatives there or if

re: Just a thought

Also, I agree that Tim Conway would have filled in well for Barney.? Wally Cox could have messed things up around town too.? If they were doing Mayberry today, I'd give the part to Jim Carrey. Ray Stevens would be great as Ernest T. Bass. Foghorn Leghorn The Barnyard

re: after midnight

Other possible late night Mayberry activites might be: Aunt Bee getting up to give Opie some medicine; Fluffy the cat sneaking out onto the roof; Mr Schwump nodding off while watching the late, late show; Andelina crying for a bottle; a possum crawling out from under a rock; Gilley speeding down

re: After Midnight?

I wonder how the column Mayberry After Midnight got its name. Who in Mayberry stayed up past midnight? Even on his wildest day, Barney's head hit the pillow at quarter after 11. It could be Ernest T Bass, but he wouldn't make the society column in the newspaper ( and if he did, someone would

re: Change

I'm so glad to hear that the TV Land rumor was wrong - must have started at Walker's Drug Store with Aunt Bee and Clara and Emma! I heard it from Laura Lee Hobbs at the Dime Store. Arnold Ziffel Hooterville ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com

TAGS times 3 on Gunsmoke

I caught an episode of Gunsmoke on Sunday that had Briscoe Darling, Dud Wash, and Goober in it. Jed Clampett Beverly Hills, CA ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

re: Running in Mayberry

Dan certainly has a nice route to run along. I think an even better jog? would have been to run the entire perimeter of the old Forty Acres? back lot. I usually just run up an alley and holler fish. Hank Kimball, County Agent Hooterville ___ WBMUTBB

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