The Constant Gardener
lasted about 6 hours after Ralph Fiennes died.
when Sandy and Tessa are talking in Sandy’s office,
the cricket ball on his desk vanishes, then
reappears in a different location.
the moon is so staged. even the scarab
loitering on Sandy’s loin-cloth. whose idea was
it,
(for J!K)
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curaçao, for example, resembled the clarinet in its shrill, velvety tone.
In Memoriam J.P.
a rounding the corner an infant bent in
a a thick sheathe of scab pus scuffling
a forlornly really drew my eye then
b Jean-Pierre’s moustache ludicrously blasted
b piss at the Chancellor’s wife so fast that
c she didn’t have a chance to shut her gob
c Glug, Glug, Glug, Glug,
I am just back from fragments of the London e-Poetry conference thought I’d
mention some stuff relating to people on this list.
I missed a session which included a paper on Alan Sondheim. I had one or two
second-hand accounts – diaspora, saturation, it all sounded hopeful – I wonder
if Maria
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An MA degree in Poetic Practice was set up two or three years ago at
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HELEN BRIDWELL INTERVIEW (part III)
13 September 2005
Q: But you have scripts in circulation, right?
No.
Q: There isn’t a film called Heaven’s Gait?
I have written several poems which purport at one level to be screenplays. I classify them as contrived found poems, like the ones we
AXL PROSE INTERVIEW
20 September 2005
What’s your poetry like?
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HELEN BRIDWELL INTERVIEW (part II)
13 September 2005
Q: We were talking about influences. Tell me about August Highland and his movements.
Oh of course I could tell you about him for the sake of argument. I can still rattle off bits of the manifesto. “I and three others met in a mother-child
Heh, been a while since I done one of them. Sorry people.
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