Another option my friend employs which works very well is to strip down naked and 
start running around in circles screaming gibberish.  

Have unfortunalty seen it employed a few times and each time the assailant left 
confused and no punches thrown. 

Could be hard to get out of the waders quickly enough though:).

-sean

On Wed, 12 Dec 2001 12:08:15  
 Lisa and Jeff Hale wrote:
>Roger-
>       I grew up as an amatuer boxer, also.  I was also a damn good wrestler
>and am a wrestling coach at the school I teach mathematics (so I get
>lots of practice with 14 year olds pounding on me for two hours at a
>time).  I am 210 pounds, and 6 feet tall.  Not real big, but not real
>small either.  I am in good cardiovascular and muscular shape, and can
>be mentally tenacious.  However, I am not stupid and most importantly,
>have had my ass kicked enough times that I am very realistic.  I do not
>feel capable to always guarantee the total defense of myself (and
>perhaps family) against one or multiple assailants.  Anybody who has
>ever been in a real physical confrontation knows two things: 1)  There
>is no-way in hell one man can take on two or three and leave them lying
>on the ground while he walks away unscathed.  It just doesn't work that
>way.  Anybody who thinks different has either been lulled into a false
>sense of physical prowess or has watched too many Bruce Lee, Steven
>Seagal, and Jackie Chan movies.  2) No-one "WINS" a fight, somebody just
>gets hurt less.  
>       I have had three major incidents in the last ten years.  Two involved
>men threatening me with a piece of pipe and a baseball bat,
>respectively.  In both cases, I was completely surprised and did not
>have a clue as to why these individuals were upset with me.  One pulled
>in front of my car on a dirt road and blocked me, similar to your
>experience, and insisted that I was purposely driving slow to piss him
>off.  The second fellow followed me up a dirt road towards a piece of
>public water, and said I drove over his lawn and intruded on his
>property.  I had no recollection of EVER doing this.  I offered that
>perhaps he had the wrong person.  I apologized anyway, was polite, tried
>talking my way out it.  He would have nothing of it.  He wanted to hit
>me with that bat.  I could smell the beer on him from 10 paces.  I just
>kept moving and never let him corner me. Eventually, he got tired of
>this game and left.  Thank-God.
>       The last encounter was on the Skykomish while I was fishing from  the
>bank.  To make it short, a very large, tattooed man muscled downstream
>into my drift and started throwing gear.  I approached him (big mistake)
>and told him that it was not polite to do that.  Words flared, he put
>down his rod on the bank and was preparing to pummel me, which I have no
>doubt he could have, when several other anglers watching came and stood
>beside me and made it clear that he was now going to have to knock-out
>five of us, not just one.  He turned and left.  Again, thank-God.
>       Anyway, I have never carried a gun even though I own them.  My biggest
>fear is that if I did have a gun with me, I might actually use it, and
>perhaps out of anger rather than appropriate self defense (and you know,
>smoking somebody could really throw a kink into your fishing trip).  I
>have considered carrying one in my truck to use as a last line of
>defense.  But, in two of my three confrontations, I was able to talk my
>way out of it.  In the last situation, the worst case scenario was that
>I would have had to endure a whippin' and nurse my pride.  
>       As one of the other members responded, I do believe that we attract to
>us what we send out.  I know this sounds like some kind of karmic BS,
>but I have found that lately, I have had no run-ins.  I decided to
>forget about the jerks, have fun, and most importantly, to leave my
>fears OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN at home with the rest of my troubles.  When I
>fish, I do not want to have to be in an offensive, defensive, and
>aggressive frame of mind.  To stay in that space is uncomfortable as
>hell and really detracts from my focus on the fishing at hand.
>       To carry a firearm is a personal choice that may work well for some and
>not for others.  I am going to try the method of not carrying one and
>relying on my brain to get me out of any trouble I might encounter. 
>But, at the same time, I do acknowledge that real danger exists, that
>there are BAD GUYS, and it is completely possible to be in a situation
>where a gun could save your life.  Roger, I think that carrying a gun
>might be the right choice for you.  You sound like a even-tempered, and
>intelligent kind of guy.  I wish everyone that carried guns where as 
>well-trained and thoughtful as you.  I have nothing against individuals
>that make that choice.  But for right now, I am choosing different. 
>Jeff Hale  
>       P.S.  I nailed seven nice bows from 14-18 inches at lake Tahuyeh near
>Seabeck on the peninsula.  Was using an intermediate line and a #10
>black bodied, brown hackled woolly bugger.
>
>


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