"Former U.S. vice-presidential candidate-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin addressed the first convention of the Tea Party, urging a return to conservative principles. She called Obama's budget "immoral" for its runaway spending and drew cheers from the $500-a-ticket supporters when she promised to donate her $100,000 speaking fee to the cause." - Bob Mills
=--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "Over the weekend, Sarah Palin was speaking to a group called the Tea Party Group. And she received a hundred thousand dollars in payment. Now, of course, she was paid in pelts, but still." - David Letterman =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Talk To The Hand! http://cagle.com/working/100210/sack.jpg<http://cagle.com/working/100210/sack.jpg> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "At her speech to the Tea Party Convention in Tennessee, Sarah Palin accused the Obama administration of being inept and unqualified; apparently Sarah can see irony from her house. - Alex Kaseberg =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= I'll bet Sarah Palin would be hard pressed to find Iran on a map of Iran.... =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "A year later, I've got to ask the supporters of all that, how is that hopey-changey stuff working out for ya?" - Sarah Palin, @ Teabagger Convention I'm still comfortable in believing 'hopey changey' is working out way better than 'Mavericky' ever would have.... =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= The Mad Hatter http://thehill.com/images/stories/weyants/2010/february/cartoon020910.jpg<http://thehill.com/images/stories/weyants/2010/february/cartoon020910.jpg> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "Something really odd happened, mostly because I think that we do not have a civics literacy test before people can vote in this country. People who could not even spell the word "vote," or say it in English, put a committed socialist idealogue in the White House, name is Barack Hussein Obama." - Former Rep. Tom Tancredo [R-CO], @ Teabagger Convention =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= I stand by the truth.... that way I don't have to be near any Republicans. =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= You Were Saying.... http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=7621a71498080c552541e0ecf7cf6ab7<http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=7621a71498080c552541e0ecf7cf6ab7> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "Sarah Palin said she might run for President in 2012. But first she has to decide on a few things. Like, if elected, who she will want as her replacement when she resigns in 2015." - janice hough =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= The only good thing about Sarah Palin running for President is, as soon as we start requiring civics and literacy tests for voters, everyone who would vote for her won't be allowed to! =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Driving Forces.... http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=a31f6ca6d34a7719705c05bc886194b2<http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=a31f6ca6d34a7719705c05bc886194b2> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "Sarah Palin had notes written on her hand for her speech at the Tea Party Convention in Tennessee. Her palm must have been all sweaty because I couldn't understand a word of what she was saying." - Pedro Bartes =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Okay, let's see YOU try and make sense out of St. Sarah's litmus test for endorsing candidates: "But if they feel that they've been taxed enough already and that they make us a committment that they are going to do something about it and if they just believe in that constitutional limited government that the federal government has got to start abiding by, a lot of the things that perhaps the details, the things on the periphery that perhaps I wouldn't agree with every single aspect of their agenda that they would like to implement, they have got the basics down, I think it would be wise for us to be supportive." - Sarah Palin, @ Teabagger Convention =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= ....Or Else!!! http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=69897d7f1b34ab22f088b25c7e839a19<http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=69897d7f1b34ab22f088b25c7e839a19> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= $arah Palin's fans are actually PROUD of teh stoopit.... they've hatched the ultimate unanswerable policital platform: $ARAH: Bla blah baaa baaa, you betcha. Also. SANE PERSON: My goodness, she's far too stupid to hold elected public office! TEABAGGER: Woo hoo! She's jes' like us! The Founders never anticipated anything like this.... =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Because.... http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/my-brain-hurts-158742.jpg<http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/my-brain-hurts-158742.jpg> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "Did you see Sarah Palin at the Tea Party Convention on Saturday? Well, this is -- I'm starting to love her, really. She mocked President Obama for using a teleprompter and then, someone noticed she had notes written on her hand. And she had the words 'energy,' 'budget' -- with the word 'cuts' -- crossed off, 'tax,' and 'lift American spirits' written on her palm. It lifted my spirits, so -- mission accomplished, I guess." - Jimmy Kimmel =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Sarah Palin had what appeared to be schmutz in her left palm.... further review showed the schmutz turned out to be her talking points. =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Translation http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=8b864744200fa057cf437c91f799db14<http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=8b864744200fa057cf437c91f799db14> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Spin Art (A Small Minded Excursion Into Ideologically Driven Creativity) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steven-weber/spin-art-a-small-minded-e_b_455988.html<http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steven-weber/spin-art-a-small-minded-e_b_455988.html> "My favorite low-brow bromide is that Sarah Palin "terrifies the Left." The truth is she (and her ilk) terrify all sensible, thoughtful people on the Left and on the Right, let alone every civilized nation on Earth. That a personality less qualified, less able, less educated should ascend so rapidly (and clearly with the help of an opportunistic media on both sides of the ideological divide) speaks to the depths this nation has sunk in terms of selecting viable, wise leadership. She is a Charlie's Angel's Republican wet dream, the bodice ripping heroine of all good Christian conservative chicken hawks. Terrified? You betcha." =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "The Tea Party says 'Palin for President in 2012.' It's worse than the H1N1 virus... The Walmart virus!" - Bill Williams =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= After eight years of what BushCo® did to us, we are not taking chances with any possible reruns of phony, simple minded, gimmicky, jingly, mavericky, catchy phrasey candidates.... We will look for the beef. =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Don't Click On The Phone!!! http://www.palinaspresident.us/<http://www.palinaspresident.us/> You clicked on the phone, dincha??? =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "This is about the people. It isn't about any king or queen of a tea party and it's a lot more than any one charismatic guy with a teleprompter." - Sarah Palin, @ Teabagger Convention =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "Sarah Palin ripped Barack Obama in her speech Saturday for using Teleprompters, while she had crib notes written on her hand. Those weren't speech notes. They were left over from when she was trying to get out of college in less than six years." - Argus Hamilton =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= She's So Right!!! http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=8dc566fdeba2e56c42cdb71b5b5de5d6<http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=8dc566fdeba2e56c42cdb71b5b5de5d6> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Fox News, "Fox and Friends" : Steve Doocy: "...a number of people on the left have said, 'Oh look, she's taking a shot at the guy using a teleprompter, but here she is, she's a nincompoop who writes on her hand.'" Gretchen Carlson: "I think she did it on purpose. I think she did it on purpose, yeah. Because it's an exact opposite of reading off the teleprompter with a script written for you with every word in a sentence and here she's just taking crib notes on her hand. It makes her look like she can just talk off the cuff and that she just she jotted down a few couple notes before she went out to give a big long speech." =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Heh..... while we're all playing checkers, she's playing three-dimensional chutes and ladders! It's the Limbaugh Defense: "This was a clever ploy to bait liberals." =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Sarah's Hand Job http://imgs.inkfrog.com/pix/Farley/simpsons_copy.jpg<http://imgs.inkfrog.com/pix/Farley/simpsons_copy.jpg> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Maybe Sarah Palin would sound smarter if she had bigger hands.... =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "Hey, be glad you're not back East. Huge snowstorms... It was so cold, Sarah Palin had to cancel a speech because she didn't want to take her gloves off to read." - Jay Leno =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= That's funny.... Fox and Friends is saying the 5-colleges-to-get-a-degree-in-sports-journalism moron is mocking President Obama....??? Oh, yeah, not to mention that she had a written presentation to read for her speech; the palmed crib-notes were what she used for a later sit-down Q&A session with pre-screened questions.... =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Taxed Enough Already!! http://cagle.com/working/100208/matson.jpg<http://cagle.com/working/100208/matson.jpg> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Hey, Sarah.... how's that dopey sharpie hand thingie workin' for ya?!? =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Rule #1 Appear strong at all times, even if you have to pretend a weakness is actually a strength. Rule #2 Bluff until just enough people believe you. =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "Turns out Sarah Palin had crib notes written on her hand while she was criticizing President Obama for using a teleprompter. Hey Sarah... How's that checkie palmy thing goin' for ya?" - Paul Seaburn =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= I Wrote Down A Few Things.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJla0tZxGQ4<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJla0tZxGQ4> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= The reason that Sarah "The Quitter" Palin crossed out the word "budget" on her TelePalmpter and replaced it with "tax" cuts is because the teabaggers don't want to lose any of those government services they're getting.... =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Sarah Palin's a Republican, right? But she needed crib notes to remember "TAX CUTS"?!?!? =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Sarah Palin, Palm Reader http://mikk2.wordpress.com/2010/02/09/sarah-palin-palm-reader/<http://mikk2.wordpress.com/2010/02/09/sarah-palin-palm-reader/> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "Sarah Palin is contemplating a presidential run in 2012. She admits not being well read on many issues: 'Hey, I only got two hands.'" - Alan Ray =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Hey, Katie Couric.... now we know which news sources Sarah reads!! =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "Sarah Palin went to a Palmist after the Tea Party convention. But after perspiring and shaking hands all day, the only thing the palmist could tell her was that her 'thoughts' were blurry, unfocused, and partially hidden with BBQ sauce." - charles almon =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= You'd Be Better Off.... http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=a805645420354c2475f49d01ec54ee26<http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=a805645420354c2475f49d01ec54ee26> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Personally, I don't think Sarah wrote that stuff on her hand.... If she did, it would have been in crayon. =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Sarah Palin was in Texas following the Teabagger's Convention, headlining a rally for Texas's Gov. Goodhair (er, Perry), who's locked in the fight of his political life.... Here we see a typical Perry/Palin follower at the rally: http://media.houstonpress.com/rick-perry-and-sarah-palin-rally-their-troops.4411024.36.jpg<http://media.houstonpress.com/rick-perry-and-sarah-palin-rally-their-troops.4411024.36.jpg> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= "When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat." - George Carlin =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Shrek, He Ain't! http://cagle.com/working/100209/zyglis.jpg<http://cagle.com/working/100209/zyglis.jpg> =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= =--= Press Release, Feb. 11, 2014 Today, President Palin put a sock puppet on her hand and entertained the troops via satellite during her second State of the Union Speech. Palin was reported to make what could only be described as "choochie choochie baby talk" sounds; Fox Global Command reported the speech as "from the heart." In other news, President Palin's effort, pursued by her husband Todd who holds no official position, to move the capitol to Alaska was approved by the Senate today. ******************** Tennessee Tea Party: Sarah's Sassy Speech http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2010/02/09/tennessee-tea-party-sarahs-sassy-speech/<http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2010/02/09/tennessee-tea-party-sarahs-sassy-speech/> -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "WebTV Dawgs/Dittos" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/webtv-pals?hl=en.
