"The Justice Department prepared Wednesday to drop all charges against Alaska's
convicted former U.S. Senator Ted Stevens. This guy was a legend in Washington
D.C. Ted Stevens brought home so much pork in forty years that he's banned in
two religions."
- Argus Hamilton
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"Next year, 2010, which is, obviously, going to be a signature year because it
will establish, first of all, the power of this presidency and this president,
all that he is embraced by at least the national media, he still didn't receive
a majority of the votes in this country, just those cast."
- Lou Dobbs, CNN
[THUD!.... sound of jaw hitting keyboard....]
I was unaware that the there were extra criteria for winning an election in
America. But apparently Lou Dobbs is aware.
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"That's right! When will the voice of the non-voter be recognized?"
- Mr. R.Winger III, Talk Show Host
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Hey, Lou, Couldja Keep It Down?
http://image.mycolours.com.au/large/1350243.jpg
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Sheesh.... if someone didn't vote, then it's not a vote now, is it? A vote is a
vote that has been cast. That's a rather basic concept of democracy....
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Lou Dobbs..... hisPanic on display!
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And Remember....
http://cagle.com/working/090407/englehart.jpg
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Natural disasters always bring out the very best in right wingers....
"They have medicaments. They have hot food. They have shelter for the night. Of
course, their current lodgings are a bit temporary. But they should see it like
a weekend of camping."
- Silvio Berlusconi, Italian Prime Minister
re: 17,000 homeless people from Monday's earthquake
"What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to stay in
Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the
people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway so this
(chuckle) – this is working very well for them."
- Barbara "Poppy's" Bush
re: Hurricane Katrina evacuees at Houston Astrodome, Sept. 5, 2005
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Be Serious....
http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=8bd208c597cf196401bdd04553a7edc5
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Point/Counterpoint....
CURE FOR CONSTIPATION
---------------------
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the
following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama,
Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank,
Chris Dodd, and Ted Kennedy."
If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably destined to be
full of it for the rest of your life.
CURE FOR DIARRHEA
-----------------
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent diarrhea, repeat the following
phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
"My retirement portfolio and my children's and my granchildren's future
economic well-being were lost during 8 years of tax breaks for the rich and a
badly led war in Iraq while the government was in the hands of George W. Bush,
"Dick" Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Karl Rove, Michael "Heckuva job, Brownie"
Brown, Alberto Gonzales, Harriet Miers, "Scooter" Libby, Tom Ridge and Michael
Chertoff, Jack Abramoff, Tom DeLay, John Bolton and Donald Rumsfeld, et al.
If that doesn't pucker your asshole closed, you should probably register
yourself as a national monument, "Old Faithful II: The Shit Geyser", and move
on out to Yellowstone National Park; at least there's a nice big bidet there.
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That Damned Socialist!!!!! Thanks, Faux News!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MOCJzhiLyk
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2008 Tax Records Reveal Sasha Obama Made $136 In Allowance Money
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/2008_tax_records_reveal_sasha
Sasha Obama testified before the Senate Committee on Finance this week after it
was revealed that the second-grader had collected more than $136 in undisclosed
allowance payments over the past year.
Sasha, who has been under fire from congressional leaders since her 2008 tax
records were made public earlier this month, arrived at the Capitol to address
accusations that she received dozens of federal dollars for completing the most
basic of household chores.
"Ms. Obama, I've examined your records and what I've found sickens me," said
ranking committee member Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA), addressing the 7-year-old
as she shifted nervously in her chair. "How could you, during this time of
economic turmoil--during this time of economic despair--accept nearly 50 cents
for making your bed?"
Added Grassley, "Have you no shame at all?" ...
"Although it is not clear how your accountant manipulated the tax code to hide
your exorbitant income, I can assure you that this committee will find any
loopholes or nefarious shelters that were used," Senate finance chairman Max
Baucus said. "Believe me, Ms. Obama, you will suffer the harshest punishment
available under the law."
Baucus went on to say that he was disgusted by the second-grader's "ruthless
greed, especially at a time when so many honest Americans have to go without."
According to witnesses, the chairman repeatedly demanded that Sasha respond to
the charges before her and refrain from trying to dodge questions by playing
with her pigtails, leaving to use the bathroom, and asking what "personable
accountafrility" means. ...
"How do you explain that not a single tax record of yours exists prior to the
year 2001?" said [Sen. Orrin] Hatch, who along with Finance Committee members
approved $67 million for an official investigation of the young lady's blatant
excess. "Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. You will not walk
away from this, Ms. Obama."
Still reeling from the controversy of having three of his Cabinet nominees
investigated for owing back taxes, President Barack Obama attempted to distance
himself from this latest situation.
"I'm sorry, but I barely know this woman," Obama said during his testimony
before the committee. "Apart from a few conversations we've had in the past
eight years, I'd say she's a complete stranger."
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"Illinois's former governor Rod Blagojevich was indicted for fraud on Friday.
It's unfair. When he tried to sell a U.S. Senate seat for a million dollars
last September he had no idea it would only be worth three hundred thousand
dollars six months later."
- Argus Hamilton
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"Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich was indicted on federal corruption
charges. Reporters caught up with him while he was at Disney World. He still
maintains he did nothing wrong. He made that statement in Fantasy Land."
- Jay Leno
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"The economy is tough. Ex-Ill. Gov. Rod Blagojevich had to lower his bribe to
$100 to add him as a Facebook friend."
- Alex Kaseberg
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"Illinois's former governor Rod Blagojevich was indicted on corruption charges
on Friday. It's ruinous. The Olympic Committee members were leaning toward
giving the Summer Games to Chicago until the city cleaned up its act and
cracked down on bribery."
- Argus Hamilton
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White House Seder Gives Obama, Aides Chance to Look Back
http://tinyurl.com/admy9z
The Obama family's planned Seder on Thursday night apparently marks the first
time a president has participated in the traditional Passover feast at the
White House, an administration official said.
The ritual -- celebrating the exodus of the Jewish people from Egypt -- also
provides a chance for the Obamas and several administration aides to look back
on their own extraordinary journey over the last year.
A senior administration official explained that the Seder is a fulfillment of a
vow that a small group of Obama campaign staff made during their Seder last
year, on April 19. ...
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Optomistic?
http://cagle.com/working/090408/parker.jpg
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Is Bill O'Reilly a Secret Lefty?
http://www.wowowow.com/entertainment/liz-smith-bill-oreilly-interview-secret-lefty-258398
LIZ SMITH: I'll bet you could get elected to office in a heartbeat.
BILL O'REILLY: Oh, I don't know. I don't think San Francisco would elect me. I
believe I have more power here than any politician in the country. I believe we
can change things here, very fast, or at least get the dialogue rolling. I
respect public service, especially in this climate where they just get hammered.
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Thoughts on Bill O'Reilly and Squeaky the Chicago Mouse
http://tinyurl.com/colouq
To: Bill O'Reilly
From: Roger Ebert
Dear Bill: Thanks for including the Chicago Sun-Times on your exclusive list of
newspapers on your "Hall of Shame." To be in an O'Reilly Hall of Fame would be
a cruel blow to any newspaper. It would place us in the favor of a man who
turns red and starts screaming when anyone disagrees with him. My grade-school
teacher, wise Sister Nathan, would have called in your parents and recommended
counseling with Father Hogben.
Yes, the Sun-Times is liberal, having recently endorsed our first Democrat for
President since LBJ. We were founded by Marshall Field one week before Pearl
Harbor to provide a liberal voice in Chicago to counter the Tribune, which
opposed an American war against Hitler. I'm sure you would have sided with the
Trib at the time.
I understand you believe one of the Sun-Times misdemeanors was dropping your
syndicated column. My editor informs me that "very few" readers complained
about the disappearance of your column, adding, "many more complained about
Nancy." I know I did. That was the famous Ernie Bushmiller comic strip in which
Sluggo explained that "wow" was "mom" spelled upside-down ...
Bill, I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did
you really say you are more powerful than any politician?
That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems
that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day.
Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I
have an erection!
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"Sarah Palin said she was disappointed that Levi Johnson and his family went to
the Tyra Banks show in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune. If they want
to achieve all that they should do it like everybody else and run for
vice-president."
- Pedro Bartes
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Wheel Of Scandals!
http://allhatnocattle.net/Copy%20of%20wheel_of_scandal_palin.jpg
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"Sarah Palin is furious at Levi Johnston, the father of her daughter, Bristol's
baby Tripp, for spilling his guts about their sex life on 'The Tyra Banks
Show.' How furious? Right now Levi can see Sarah's Russian AK47 from his house."
- Alex Kaseberg
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Open Season
http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=85644cf0f6098d01f12d5190ee221e5a
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The Mighty Huntress
http://devilsdue.net/images/palin.jpg
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