Aku punya joke yang cukup menarik buat kita renungkan sebagai engineer.
Gini ceritanya :
"Three proffesional engineers is driving together in
a car, one is a mechanic engineer, the other one is an electrical engineer
and the last one is a computer engineer.
Suddenly the car engine stop in a middle of Nevada desert.
The Mechanical engineer said :" I know, this must be the fuel line, this is
a 1995 car, after six yrs the fuel scale will aglomerated in the line."
The Electrical engineer said :"No, I think it just a simple electical wiring
disconneced due to long drive we had."
Then at last the Computer Engineer comments :" Thats too complicated ! Lets
try it in a more simple way. Close the window and then open again, maybe it
will work".
Hehehehehe........
----- Original Message -----
From: Syafril Hermansyah <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, January 07, 2002 4:47 PM
Subject: [yonsatu] Re: SUPERMI HUKUM?
> Hello Gank,
>
> On Mon, 7 Jan 2002 at 12:17:42 GMT +0700 (which was 07/01/2002 12:17)
> "Abas F Soeriawidjaja"=[AFS] wrote to [EMAIL PROTECTED] :
>
> > Persoalan anda di daerah, menurut saya bersumber dari salah kaprahnya
> > keputusan untuk memberikan otonomi dearah dalam sistim keperintahan
kita.
> > Jalan pikiran yang sederhana : "Kalau sentralisasi pernah gagal
> > dilaksanakan, bukankah berarti otonomi daerah bisa menyelesaikan
kegagalan
> > sentralisasi. Siapa bisa menjamin?" Jalan pikiran sederhana yang
berikutnya
>
> Aha... benar! as simple as that!
> Jangan-2x logika yg dipakai pemerintahan yg memutuskan hal tsb terlalu
> rumit, atau sama sederhananya : "orang pusat sdh cukup menikmati,
> sekarang saatnya orang daerah" :-(
>
> > : "Kalau mobil kita mogok , kan bukan kita mimpi beli speda motor baru.
Cari
> > tau kenapa bisa mogok , terus benerin !!"
> > Hehehehe.......
>
> Yg sering terjadi (ini pengalaman orang services), user teriak di
> telpon "eh mobil saya mogok, tolongin dong" (emangnya engineer itu
> fortune teller yg bisa tahu problemnya apa tanpa diberitahu
> symptomnya).
>
> BTW. Saat kerja praktek di Garuda Maintenance Shop dulu, saya amat
> terkesan dg cara kerja Swiss Air Maintenance Shop (yg kerja sama dg
> Garuda Maintenance Shop saat itu). Untuk setiap "instrument" yg masuk
> shop, pasti dibuatkan log (ini masih normal), dan setiap Item mesin
> ada "Workmanshipnya", misalkan kerusakan type A dikerjakan oleh
> engineer baru maka hitungannya x jam, jika oleh Engineer pengalaman
> dihitung y jam.
>
> --
> Salam,
> - Syafril -
>
> Old Ekek Never Die, They Just Regenerates!
> YON-1 ITB <RET> A-7911664
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