Fellow Zappa fans:

If you want the Roxy soundtrack cd, here's a Pre-sale offer,
I will sign up with ZFT to become a distributor if enough of my fellow 
Zappalisters reply and commit to buy a copy from me for $25.

I have to admit that I thought it was bad idea when I first read about ZFT's 
plan to license distributors for $1000.I still think it's a bit crazy. But 
doing the math I realized that a distributor could recover the $1000 fee and 
break even by selling about 130 units.

So what do you people think? If we make this happen, we just might see the Roxy 
video get released in our life times. 

Here's what to do: Send me a reply, saying you want to buy the cd for $25 (that 
includes shipping to USA addresses)
If I get enough "votes" before the deadline, I will commit to becoming a 
distributor, and follow up with each of you to provide more details.  

If you have any questions, please let me know. Thanks for listening,


PS- I know some of you are wondering, who is this Andrew guy and why should I 
trust him? I didn't just pop up out of no where. I have been a member of this 
list for years now and a few of you know me from trades and vines. 

--- In Zappa-List@yahoogroups.com, Kevin Hobson <krhobson72@...> wrote:
> Yep.  I've tried reading it over and over, with and without coffee, and 
> alcohol, and it still seems to be essentially ridiculous.  Time for the ZFT 
> to stop smoking their diplomas and get back to Earth.  I'm left feeling 
> more than a bit disappointed with this BS. I'll still be loyally opening my 
> wallet for new releases as they come out but this "project" is 
> underwhelming.   My two cents worth.
> - Kevin  
> ________________________________
>  From: Cris Haldenby <crishaldenby@...>
> To: Zappa List List <Zappa-List@yahoogroups.com> 
> Sent: Friday, November 30, 2012 8:21 AM
> Subject: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS!
> Did anyone else get this email from Zappa Records this week?
> Cris
> Dear People of Earth who are interested in anything & everything concerning 
> The Roxy Performances,  So you’ve always dreamt of being a music mogul and 
> running your own record company, huh?  But you ask yourself, “How could I 
> get a Real Record Deal?” “I mean,” you say to yourself, “I think I 
> could do this as well as anyone â€" I have important opinions to share.”  
> Well here’s your chance to be part of Zappa Music Business History and 
> become an AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTOR of a Real (REAL!) Live (LIVE!) Zappa 
> Record.  One more time for the world:  Recorded by Zappa, Performed by 
> Zappa, featuring some of your favorite Mothers, and Material, AND all under 
> the Roof you’ve been waiting for:  The Roxy!  No ELSEWHERES about it. 
> What???  It’s True.  We here at Zappa Records are looking for a few good 
> men and women â€" approximately 1,000 highly motivated, sensitive and 
> discerning individuals â€" to sign up as Official Independent Distributors
>  of a never-heretofore-released, thoroughly Authentic Zappa Master 
> Recording.  And this is not just any thoroughly authentic Zappa Master 
> Recording either.  No, this is the one many of you have been beyond 
> craving.  Please sit down to read this part:  This is the Roxy â€" the 
> Soundtrack â€" yes, it is the introductory Soundtrack, the Prequel if you 
> will â€" the Project/Object of your Dreams.  76 unadulterated minutes of 
> fabulous frenzy await you.  And the opportunity of a lifeâ€"time: Roxy By 
> Proxy! Should it be determined that you become an Officially Licensed 
> Authorized Zappa RBP Distributor, you can make as many copies of the record 
> as you can possibly distribute â€" AND exce
> pt for reporting to us your sales & customers (just like any other record 
> distributor) and paying us the publishing, YOU keep the money. AND you get to 
> collect royalties from what is sold at Barfko-Swill AND you will also be 
> entitled to a special wholesale price available to the OLAZRBPDs (Officially 
> Licensed Authorized Zappa ROXY BY PROXY Distributor) exclusively. Apart from 
> being Official Release #96 this is a Music Biz First.  How is that you might 
> well ask:  We figured you might like to participate in the wonderment so we 
> have devised a way to let you in behind the scenes of every Artist’s 
> necessity - a music distribution deal â€" but in this case we’ve cut to the 
> chase.  We need to get the record to you so why  shouldn’t you be part of 
> the process?  You can help us help you by helping you help us. So here’s 
> the deal: getsome.zappa.com for all the information and the ACTUAL LICENSE. 
> Thanks in advance for your Consideration. xxx, gz "Music
>  is the Best!" ~FZ


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