Re: Bad C Source (Re: gzipping your websites WINRAR 40 days trial)

2003-09-05 Thread Simon Wistow
On Thu, Sep 04, 2003 at 06:44:25PM +0100, Phil Lanch said: On Thu, Sep 04, 2003 at 03:40:18PM +0100, David Cantrell wrote: It's just this sort of thing that makes me lurve perl. you mistyped C++. Without getting into a flamewar, and whilst appreciating the benefits of compile time generic

Re: Bad C Source (Re: gzipping your websites WINRAR 40 days trial)

2003-09-05 Thread Dominic Mitchell
Simon Wistow [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: On a tangentially related note, I'm very rapidly starting to come to the opinion that there are far too many applications that are written in C/C++ which don't need to. I heartily agree. I think that the combination of a scripting language plus some

Re: Bad C Source (Re: gzipping your websites WINRAR 40 days trial)

2003-09-05 Thread Ben
On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 09:46:47AM +0100, Simon Wistow wrote: On Thu, Sep 04, 2003 at 06:44:25PM +0100, Phil Lanch said: On Thu, Sep 04, 2003 at 03:40:18PM +0100, David Cantrell wrote: It's just this sort of thing that makes me lurve perl. you mistyped C++. Without getting into a

Re: Ob-buffy

2003-09-05 Thread Lusercop
On Wed, Sep 03, 2003 at 05:37:45PM +0100, Nigel Rantor wrote: You may all get your rocks ready for this one, I expect a stoning from the zealots. (and Lusercop because he can't resist a good stoning) :-) I don't tend to reply to buffy threads, not particularly agreeing with the apparent

Tech Meet Talkers.

2003-09-05 Thread Mark Fowler
Hello. I plan to announce the tech meet that's happening a week on Thursday (so, er 13 days from now) this afternoon. But before then I'm looking for speakers. Could people interested in speaking email me please? Even those that I spoke to in the pub and said they could speak, or those that

Re: Ob-buffy

2003-09-05 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Jonathan Peterson ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: Twin Peaks winds me up. I remember being in school when it was on, and the kind of people who were into it suffered from two other co-morbidities: 1. They liked Marillion They liked Twin Peaks and Marillion? They clearly are people of

Limiting process startup

2003-09-05 Thread Paul Crowley
It was nice to meet people at the pub yesterday and play Set! This isn't really Perl-specific, it's Unix specific, but I plan to implement the solution in Perl and you seem like a good crowd to ask. What's the cleanest way to make sure at most N processes are doing X at once, and anyone else

Re: Bad C Source (Re: gzipping your websites WINRAR 40 days trial)

2003-09-05 Thread David Cantrell
On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 10:59:31AM +0100, Ben wrote: Well, that is true, but I'm also seeing some of the problems caused by not having a (strict | anal | strong | paranoid | batshit ) type system. Certain types of bugs persist for far longer than they should in 10 line Perl applications

Re: Tech Meet Talkers.

2003-09-05 Thread dave
Mark Fowler [EMAIL PROTECTED] said Could people interested in speaking email me please? Even those that I spoke to in the pub and said they could speak, or those that emailed me after the last tech meet saying they wanted to speak. This way I'll know you're still up for it, and we won't

Re: Bad C Source (Re: gzipping your websites WINRAR 40 days trial)

2003-09-05 Thread Tim Sweetman
Ben was also seeing: ... some of the problems caused by not having a (strict | anal | strong | paranoid | batshit ) type system. Certain types of bugs persist for far longer than they should in 10 line Perl applications whereas a less laissez-faire type system would flush them out basically

Re: Limiting process startup

2003-09-05 Thread Nick Cleaton
On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 11:28:02AM +0100, Paul Crowley wrote: What's the cleanest way to make sure at most N processes are doing X at once, and anyone else wishing to do X blocks until one of those N are finished? IPC::Semaphore -- Nick

Re: Limiting process startup

2003-09-05 Thread Mark Fowler
On Fri, 5 Sep 2003, Paul Crowley wrote: The existing way of doing this is a hack: I have a directory with five lock files, and it tries to get a lock on each of those five in turn before proceeding. Why not have one file with a counter in it saying how many processes are currently running.

Re: Limiting process startup

2003-09-05 Thread Jon Nangle
Paul == Paul Crowley [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Paul What's the cleanest way to make sure at most N processes are Paul doing X at once, and anyone else wishing to do X blocks until one Paul of those N are finished? Some sort of scoreboard in shared mem maybe? I don't doubt there's an

Re: Limiting process startup

2003-09-05 Thread Chris Benson
On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 11:28:02AM +0100, Paul Crowley wrote: What's the cleanest way to make sure at most N processes are doing X at once, and anyone else wishing to do X blocks until one of those N are finished? Randal did a column on that that I've just pointed out to someone trying to do

Re: Limiting process startup

2003-09-05 Thread Paul Crowley
David Cantrell [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 11:53:13AM +0100, Nick Cleaton wrote: On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 11:28:02AM +0100, Paul Crowley wrote: What's the cleanest way to make sure at most N processes are doing X at once, and anyone else wishing to do X blocks until

Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread James Campbell
I was reading Mr Cantrell's Free Press and was very amused and impressed by the section on Religion. http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/religion/ It reminded me of a long run of visits I had from some JW's when I was doing my finals in 1997 (a man needs some distraction when studying and I hadn't

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Greg McCarroll
* James Campbell ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: snip well written and interesting email about religion When it comes to religion I think Hitler had some interesting ideas. Note to self - write Acme::Siesta::Plugin::GodwinsLaw Greg -- Greg McCarroll

Re: Limiting process startup

2003-09-05 Thread Shevek
On Fri, 5 Sep 2003, Paul Crowley wrote: It was nice to meet people at the pub yesterday and play Set! This isn't really Perl-specific, it's Unix specific, but I plan to implement the solution in Perl and you seem like a good crowd to ask. What's the cleanest way to make sure at most N

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Jonathan Peterson
It reminded me of a long run of visits I had from some JW's when I was doing my finals in 1997 (a man needs some distraction when studying and I hadn't found Perl then... Oh, and the woman was a babe). They wanted to convert me to Christianity and I wanted to convert them to Atheism. Seemed

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Paul Mison
On 05/09/2003 at 12:54 +0100, Jonathan Peterson wrote: snip well written and interesting email about religion When it comes to religion I think Hitler had some interesting ideas. Love it :-) What a nice generic way to end arguments before they've started :-) It would be if he understood what

Re: Limiting process startup

2003-09-05 Thread Paul Crowley
Shevek [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Isn't this the kind of thing grid engine and its ilk have been designed to solve? There are many such architectures already written, I'm suprised noone has mentioned it. There's not much point growing your own using IPC. Do you mean

Re: Ob-buffy

2003-09-05 Thread Tim Sweetman
Curiously, the original article (http://www.reason.com/0308/cr.vp.why.shtml) explains some of why I'm uneasy about buffy: the extent to which it carries Standardized American Memes (good and bad). American tolerance/demand for Moral Closure seems to be very high, cf. all those films where the

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Tim Sweetman
Jonathan Peterson wrote: P.S. The play Jumpers by Stoppard is on at the NT right now. Deals with just this topic in a highly clever and amusing way. Natch clever and amusing (and probably incomprehensible without several degrees and as-yet-undeveloped hypermedia technology), it's Tom Stoppard.

Re: Ob-buffy

2003-09-05 Thread Robin Berjon
Tim Sweetman wrote: be about fifteen different recommendations, two of which would involve Befunge. By the same toucan, best TV series is not a sensible thing to Befunge the Vampire Slayer. That's the best TV series. Ever. -- Robin Berjon [EMAIL PROTECTED] Research Scientist, Expway

[JOB] C/C++ Unix Developer

2003-09-05 Thread Billy Abbott
Sorry it's not a strictly perl job - there might be some involved... We've just had a job pop-up in our London office, looking from someone with a fair chunk of c/c++ programming experience. http://www.jobserve.com/IT/Jobserve/JobDetail.asp?jobid=18D8ACB782C0A454 and http://www.factset.com if

Audiofile::Info

2003-09-05 Thread dave
I've waffled previously about Audiofile::Info and the problems I was having coming up with a good way to allow people to use whatever MP3/Ogg library that they like. See list and use.perl journal passim for a description of the problem. I had a discussion with Mark last night where a lot of

Re: Ob-buffy

2003-09-05 Thread Gareth Morris
T'was written... WTF do you mean, best TV series ever? Busty was great but what about the Avengers??? Gaz _ Hotmail messages direct to your mobile phone http://www.msn.co.uk/msnmobile

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread James Campbell
Er, who was it who said If you educate people without religion you create clever little devils? I don't think I dreamt it. James =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= James Campbell Research Bioinformatician Proteome Sciences Institute of Psychiatry South Wing Lab PO BOX P045 16 De Crespigny Park

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Paul Makepeace
Je 2003-09-05 14:37:02 +0100, James Campbell skribis: Er, who was it who said If you educate people without religion you create clever little devils? Perhaps the world's scriptures are lacking in advocating basic search engine usage. http://www.princeton.edu/~gcu/quotes.htm (Arthur Wellesley

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread alex
Je 2003-09-05 14:37:02 +0100, James Campbell skribis: Er, who was it who said If you educate people without religion you create clever little devils? I was going to say that it was first on the list of google results but Paul beat me to it. How can devils exist without religion? Ob buffy. I

Re: Limiting process startup

2003-09-05 Thread Randal L. Schwartz
Dean == Dean Wilson [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Dean Randal L. Schwartz wrote: Damn. You made it, too. I also did a similar thing with POE as well, which might make more sense here... http://www.stonehenge.com/merlyn/LinuxMag/col41.html Dean Is it just me or does anybody else have trouble

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Andy Wardley
James Campbell wrote: If God created the universe, who created God? God didn't create the universe. God is the universe. That's about the only thing that all the religious texts can agree on - that God, or whatever name you chose for the concept, is omniprescient and omnipotent. This

Re: Limiting process startup

2003-09-05 Thread Dean Wilson
Randal L. Schwartz wrote: Dean Is it just me Yes :) The text is black on #9797FF. If you can't read text with that contrast, maybe you oughta check the gamma on your screen. :) Just tried it on a laptop and i could read it. I've got the brightness cranked up so it might be time for a new

Re: Limiting process startup

2003-09-05 Thread Shevek
On Fri, 5 Sep 2003, Paul Crowley wrote: Shevek [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Isn't this the kind of thing grid engine and its ilk have been designed to solve? There are many such architectures already written, I'm suprised noone has mentioned it. There's not much point growing your own

Template::Extract

2003-09-05 Thread Kate L Pugh
Template::Extract is really very shiny. For people who haven't seen it yet - it's kind of like Template Toolkit backwards. You can use it to make screenscraping code less ugly. For people who *have* played with it, I have a question. Here is my code:

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Iain Tatch
On Friday, September 5, 2003, 3:50:07 PM, Andy Wardley wrote: AW James Campbell wrote: If God created the universe, who created God? AW God didn't create the universe. God is the universe. AW That's about the only thing that all the religious texts can agree on - AW that God, or whatever

Re: Audiofile::Info

2003-09-05 Thread Mark Fowler
On Fri, 5 Sep 2003 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Installing one of these plugin modules will also maintain a small database of installed plugins and their capabilities (where a capability is osmething like reads oggs or writes ID3 tags). This is a bit like how XML::SAX works. For comparison

Re: Audiofile::Info

2003-09-05 Thread Robin Berjon
Mark Fowler wrote: It does it's magic by storing a ParserDetails.ini file in the same directory as SAX.pm is located. They look like this: [XML::SAX::PurePerl] http://xml.org/sax/features/namespaces = 1 http://xml.org/sax/features/validation = 0 It also gets those features from metadata in

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Phil Lanch
On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 01:02:52PM +0100, Jonathan Peterson wrote: If God created the universe, who created God? That's one of the more interesting questions. The medieval theologians charactarised God as the 'prime mover', i.e. the first in a causal chain of events. It's not

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Jason Clifford
On Fri, 5 Sep 2003, Iain Tatch wrote: Only in Monotheistic religions, and the only one of those that's got any substantial following in this country is Judaism. One of my favourite Christian-baiting tactics (when I'm in that sort of mood) is to put forward my proposition that they have a

Re: Audiofile::Info

2003-09-05 Thread Dan Brook
I'm not sure if this of any help, but it's a function I'm using in Filter::Simple to locate modules much like 'require' or 'use' might. use vars '%INC'; sub find_module_file { my $pkg = $_[0]; my($file, @dirs) = reverse split '::' = $pkg; my $path = catfile reverse(@dirs),

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Phil Lanch
On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 04:31:37PM +0100, Paul Makepeace wrote: Je 2003-09-05 16:06:15 +0100, Iain Tatch skribis: Only in Monotheistic religions, and the only one of those that's got any substantial following in this country is Judaism. i don't know what modern Judaism says about it, but in

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread James Campbell
Oh Christ! What have I done... James

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Phil Lanch
On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 01:29:02PM +0100, Tim Sweetman wrote: all. At which point I want to throw the following at Mr Stoppard, but I don't have a time machine: Mr Stoppard is alive and well. -- Phil Lanch0xD78D598DA6635CF32AB24593C98994B7D95B33E3

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Paul Makepeace
Je 2003-09-05 16:54:30 +0100, Iain Tatch skribis: On Friday, September 5, 2003, 4:31:37 PM, Paul Makepeace wrote: PM Islam is quite a popular monotheistic religion in the UK, six times more PM so than Judaism in England. Islam, monotheistic? You really think so? Jeez, come on Iain, I

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread James Campbell
Andy Wardley wrote: God didn't create the universe. God is the universe. Yeah, but what created God? James (who is definately going to hell for this)

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Jason Clifford
On Fri, 5 Sep 2003, Iain Tatch wrote: If he / she / it is worshipped, then regardless of what name they're given, I still maintain it's a god. While some people fall into that trap there are not many Catholics who worshop Mary at all. Certainly the official position of the Church is that

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Tim Sweetman
Phil Lanch wrote: On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 01:29:02PM +0100, Tim Sweetman wrote: all. At which point I want to throw the following at Mr Stoppard, but I don't have a time machine: Mr Stoppard is alive and well. I know that, but the sources in question postdate Jumpers. Talented as Mr Stoppard

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Jonathan Peterson
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote on 05/09/2003 16:06:15: On Friday, September 5, 2003, 3:50:07 PM, Andy Wardley wrote: AW James Campbell wrote: If God created the universe, who created God? AW God didn't create the universe. God is the universe. Only in Monotheistic religions, and the only

Re: Audiofile::Info

2003-09-05 Thread Nick Cleaton
On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 04:11:19PM +0100, Mark Fowler wrote: Shucks, this is getting complicated. Ideas? Provide a base version to which you pass a list of the plugins to try at 'use' time or at object creation time, and don't have it do any detection of available plugins. Implement

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Robin Berjon
Jason Clifford wrote: On Fri, 5 Sep 2003, Iain Tatch wrote: If he / she / it is worshipped, then regardless of what name they're given, I still maintain it's a god. While some people fall into that trap there are not many Catholics who worshop Mary at all. Certainly the official position of the

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Jason Clifford
On Fri, 5 Sep 2003, Robin Berjon wrote: You are being presented an external view yet answer with theology -- theology is of little importance to the external eye. The old Egyptian/Kemetic religion is often called polytheistic, when in fact their theology claims that there is only one

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Simon Wilcox
On Fri, 5 Sep 2003, Jason Clifford wrote: She's no more a God than Madonna is. Do those who adore Madonna generally do so as a god? I dunno. Is Guy Richie subbed to the list ? S.

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Paul Mison
On 05/09/2003 at 18:29 +0200, Robin Berjon wrote: Jason Clifford wrote: She's no more a God than Madonna is. Do those who adore Madonna generally do so as a god? Dunno. She sure looks good in some of those leather outfits. On the other hand, in the latest video she really manages to look her

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Nicholas Clark
On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 12:35:47PM +0100, James Campbell wrote: I was reading Mr Cantrell's Free Press and was very amused and impressed by the section on Religion. . . . Uh-oh, is that a massive bolt of... What has this got to do with Ben's message on Bad C Source? Just curious. Nicholas

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread David Cantrell
James Campbell wrote: I was reading Mr Cantrell's Free Press and was very amused and impressed by the section on Religion. http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david/religion/ And it's due for a re-write. It's been due for a re-write for ages, but I just can't be bothered. Most of the content there is

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Iain Tatch
On Friday, September 5, 2003, 5:08:00 PM, Paul Makepeace wrote: PM http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/islam/features/beginner/index.shtml PM ``You have to believe that there is only one God, Allah, who created the PM entire universe, and that Muhammad (peace be upon him) is his final PM

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Paul Sharpe
Nicholas Clark wrote: On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 12:35:47PM +0100, James Campbell wrote: I was reading Mr Cantrell's Free Press and was very amused and impressed by the section on Religion. . . . Uh-oh, is that a massive bolt of... What has this got to do with Ben's message on Bad C Source?

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Robin Berjon
Paul Mison wrote: On 05/09/2003 at 18:29 +0200, Robin Berjon wrote: Jason Clifford wrote: She's no more a God than Madonna is. Do those who adore Madonna generally do so as a god? Dunno. She sure looks good in some of those leather outfits. On the other hand, in the latest video she really

Re: Ob-buffy

2003-09-05 Thread David H. Adler
On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 11:29:12AM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: * Jonathan Peterson ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: Twin Peaks winds me up. I remember being in school when it was on, and the kind of people who were into it suffered from two other co-morbidities: 1. They liked Marillion

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Andy Wardley
Andy Wardley wrote: That's about the only thing that all the religious texts can agree on - that God, or whatever name you chose for the concept, is omniprescient and omnipotent. This implies that God is everywhere and in everything and there can be nothing that is outside of God. Iain

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Tony Bowden
On Fri, Sep 05, 2003 at 04:34:16PM +0100, Jason Clifford wrote: Christianity is a derived form of Judaism. It teaches that there is one God and that's it. Not quite. It teaches that YHWH is the only *true* God, but the Hebrew Scriptures are full of stories of other gods. Tony

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread David Cantrell
Jason Clifford wrote: On Fri, 5 Sep 2003, Robin Berjon wrote: Dunno. She sure looks good in some of those leather outfits. A god of slaughtered cows? ;) Nah, radiocative decay. A cowium atom decays into several steakiums and some leatherium, plus a handful of neutrinos, a loud moo and some

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Robin Berjon
Andy Wardley wrote: In fact, I wasn't being entirely serious. Well, half-serious. I like my definition of God == Universe because it works for me. But the whole point of religion/spirituality/belief is that it is entirely personal. It should be based on your own beliefs, not on what anyone

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread Michel Rodriguez
On Fri, 5 Sep 2003, David Cantrell wrote: Furrfu, why do people have to keep inventing deities for perfectly simple natural processes? And why isn't there a God Of Having A Really Big Dump, You Know, The Ones Where You Just Have To Get It Out But Strain And Strain As Much As You Like It Just

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread muppet
On Friday, September 5, 2003, at 11:39 AM, Jonathan Peterson wrote: Hence also the central tenet 'There is no God but God'. and here all this time i thought it went the tao that can be named is not the true tao. /me ducks It's worth remembering that most of the saints were created in

Re: Dave and Religion

2003-09-05 Thread muppet
On Friday, September 5, 2003, at 12:42 PM, Jason Clifford wrote: How often are stereotypes correct? rather often. it's how they become stereotypes, you know. ;-)

Re: Dave and Religion - Inventing Deities

2003-09-05 Thread Nigel Hamilton
Furrfu, why do people have to keep inventing deities for perfectly simple natural processes? And why isn't there a God Of Having A Really Big Dump, You Know, The Ones Where You Just Have To Get It Out But Strain And Strain As Much As You Like It Just Doesn't Want To Move? Talking about