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At 12:40 18/11/2002 -0000, you wrote: > Osama's AL QUIDA cave manners MEMO > >Hi guys. >We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together >as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we >can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns: > >First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we >should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid >excessive dust inhalation -- a health and safety issue -- so we need to >sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rota .... have you? >I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the >halal toaster). > >Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to >scare the shit out of most of the world's population, okay? That means >that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background >or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks. > >Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on >the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea slices >were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. > >Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance >ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant "Ossy >Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks. > >Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SHAGS DONKEYS" on the group toilet >wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself >at the edge of the mountain. > >Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that >the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of >the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is a >grey area.) > >Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying >to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First >patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Dave. > >Love you lots, Group Hug. Os. > >PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag. >Cut it out, it's not funny anymore. Andrew Hobson website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/ email : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
