On 8/4/2014 12:48 PM, Gabriel Bodeen wrote:
Daughter: Daddy, daddy! Why wasn't I born beautiful and lucky like Kim
Kardashian?
Father: What? Surely no daughter of mine would take Kim Kardashian as a role
model!
Mother: But darling - she does! All outcomes happen. Somewhere.
Daughter: Does that mean I'm a Kardashian somewhere?
Mother: Yes, sweetie, somewhere you make the most amazing Kardashian.
Daughter: Yay!
Father: <sob>
Mother: In fact, I bet there's somewhere far, far away where you are a mermaid, too. And
somewhere else, you're an intrepid scientist-athlete-princess-explorer adventuring among
the outer planets!
Isn't it interesting that in these stories, like past-life regressions, it's always better
in some other life?
Brent
'What ardently we wish, we soon believe.'
---- Edward Young
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