On Friday, July 1, 2016 at 8:57:31 PM UTC+2, John Clark wrote: > > > On Fri, Jul 1, 2016 at 11:32 AM, spudboy100 via Everything List < > [email protected] <javascript:>> wrote: > > > >> To my ignorant brain, the very definition of matter needs, somehow, to be >> precisely, described, >> > > Matter is everything that is not nothing. Nothing is infinite unbounded > homogeneity in every dimension, so matter is stuff that is finite or > bounded or heterogeneous or all 3. >
It would be nice if things were so clear and simple. I will try to convolute this a bit: Unfortunately, both physicalism and comp fail to account for the bottom of the hallway of the memory of the source of the primary reason of the foundation of farts, which constitute a definite unbounded homogeneity in every dimension surrounding me when actualized. Some quick notes for the beginners: To the trained nose such a homogeneity is clearly intuitionist quantum logically nothing, therefore trivial and finitely bounded in sensation of all entities within its range or entirely in its domain, but to other groups, such as all elevator acquaintances, colleagues, or friends, the matter is less clear and more smelly at times. To fart amateurs and novices, the composition will seem most pertinent; most would cite co2, hydrogen, methane, oxygen, and nitrogen as “making up the fart”, which unfortunately ignores the fart’s position on the border between nothing and existence. Even the exact composition and mass of a fart will give no a priori indication as to the fart’s loudness or its concrete meaning, which is why its existential status remains a mystery independent of the theory we choose. To persons who appear to not be me, my farts appear heterogeneous and unbounded, which I can relate to on the level of their performativity: *their raw power *may appear impressive to laypersons but not to the experts among us who will be forced at least to scratch their heads, if not entirely fan their noses considering the most important parameter of my farts: their local magnitude. Unfortunately we have to keep the infinite functions of a fart in mind while we try to escape their reach: it could be a stealthy motivator for others to leave a certain room or area, a hidden code or communication, or a trap that leads to … a larger, most mesmerizing fart. Farting in morse is a tactic only navy seal team leaders are required to master, mainly with the function to distract, or the fart could be punchline to infinities of non sequitur irrelevancies. The list is provably uncountable. The larger question is of course: do farts MATTER? Are they just hot air or does the nothing between those particles allow existence to exist, and therefore the fart to come into that same existence in the first place? And the holy grail of fart theory: why the fuck is a fart *that* *funny?* Most people simply don’t want to realize how funny a fart can be. None of you know anything about science… :-( PGC -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Everything List" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. Visit this group at https://groups.google.com/group/everything-list. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
