From: "j_alexander_stan...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]" <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Friday, November 21, 2014 4:53 PM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: FW: Latest, next week's November 30th eve Well, Maharishi came to me and said that the utter beauty and dry pavement performance of the Mazda CX-5 does not compensate for an AWD system that will reluctantly send a little power to the rear wheels only after the front wheels have started spinning. Being in tune with Iowa's Laws of Nature will require the purchase of a Subaru. Jai Guru Dev!
This is a false vision, and in the interest of Cosmic Truth, I feel compelled to speak out about it. Maharishi doesn't give any more a shit about "power to the wheels" now in the afterlife than he did in the...uh...forelife. When the guy (Maharishi) came to ME, in my oh so cool meditations, he didn't once mention no pussy Mazda automobiles. Instead, he was all over the Supreme Technology of the BMW i8. If you buy anything else, don't say that you weren't warned beforehand...