> "Fuckin' hell, Yuuhi! Are ya tryin' ta kill me?"
Nah, just rape you a little bit.
> *Hmm... self-correcting?* Kurenai was impressed and troubled at the
> same time. It was uncommon for a first year genin to know even
> 'simple' genjutsu, let alone anything that sophisticated. The more she
> saw of Haruno Sakura, the more of a mystery the girl became.
"I must have her!"
> Startled by the shopkeeper's laugh, Kurenai looked back to find the
> man staring at the place where Sakura had been sitting. The old man
> was scratching his graying beard and grinning like a fool.
She just stuck Kurenai for the bill, didn't she?
> Turning to her, the sweet seller cleared his throat and schooled his
> face to a look of annoyance, though he seemed to be having some
> trouble suppressing a smile. "That'll be three mon for the dango and
> tea," he requested politely.
Heheheheheheh.
> *Dammit, Anko-chan, why do you always have to hand _me_ the
> suspiciously ticking box?*
Because she wuvs you THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS much!
> The Lord Haruno enjoyed great of sovereignty
Liiiiiiiittle grammatical burp there.
> sign the peace treaty, there would be less pressure to inform the
> Daimyo of the invasion; it would become a 'regional matter.'
Um...exactly how would they be able to keep the invasion a secret? I mean,
um...how the hell do you smooth that over?
"Taxation is going smoothly, the minister of finance says the current tax
rate is acceptable to most citizens. Our commodities yields are down
slightly due to recent weather, the minister of agriculture recommends an
additional trade charter with Tea and Rice Countries. Oh, incidentally, the
Third Hokage is dead. Now, about the new commercial port..."
> When it came to ninja affairs, it was impossible to predict which way
> he would jump from one moment to the next.
It depends on where the spinner lands.
> as she approached the village wall Sakura noticed a familiar white-eyed
> girl standing in the shadow of the guard towers that flanked the main
> gate.
YES!!
> firmly on the road leading into town and her forehead protector was
> tied properly across her brow.
Hmm. Covering her forehead...odd...
> Crouching low, Sakura put her empty hand forward and threw the
> other over her shoulder like a samurai carrying a jug in a kabuki
> play.
Oh god, now she's channelling Jiraiya.
> "SURPRISE INSPECTION!" Sakura roared, releasing her genjutsu as she
> skidded to a halt in front of Hinata and the guard. "Haruno Sakura has
> arrived!"
*plays the appropriate kabuki percussion*
> Surprisingly, it was Hinata who recovered first. Covering her mouth
> with one hand, the shy girl tried to suppress a fit of giggles that
> bubbled up in her throat. "W-wow! That was so _cool_, Sakura-chan!"
Oh hell, she's scented a hint of Naruto in the air.
> it's cool, but she's still laughing.* Hinata had a weird idea of what
> constituted 'cool,' Sakura decided.
Well, she IS infatuated with Naruto...
> Castle_," Sakura whined in exasperation. "And besides, we aren't
> exactly defenseless: Hinata-chan is a Hyuuga, the 'Mightiest Clan of
> the Leaf,'
And the shakiest leaf of the clan? :P
> something outta some silly romance manga, but when a _real_ nobleman
> can't keep his pants on and gets a _real_ farm girl pregnant, there's
> nothing even remotely romantic about what happens next."
So Sakura isn't romantic?
> There's even a princess raised as a ninja- ne, Sakura-hime?"
Wow, Hinata's kind of...um...flaky here. @_@
> shell. *Hmm, forbidden romance...* A flash of inspiration lit behind
> wicked emerald eyes, and Sakura gave Hinata a conspiratorial grin.
> "Heh, if you think _that's_ cool, listen to this!"
Oh shit.
> last thing I was expecting to see: the shiny, shaved head of a monk.
"Your face is very unfortunate!"
> scent, because I stunk fiercely. Apparently, the pickles in the
> reservoir hidden in the wall hadn't been changed in quite some time.
Ewwww, ancientpickle! XP
> stayed with him at all; the Lady Haruno that Sakura knew was
> _completely_ different from the 'Renge-hime' in her grandfather's
> story.
For one thing, she clucks like a chicken at the moon and is often seen
walking among the goats with a napkin and a straw...
> knew the truth, whatever it was. Sakura was just starting to grasp the
> true depth the shady internal politics that went on in Konoha, but The
> Battle of Ryuuzai Castle and the Kyuubi cover-up were only the tip of
> the iceberg.
Yeah, just ask a few pointed questions about Uzumaki Kushina and Namikaze
Minato sometime...
> shaping up to be another _beautiful_ day on planet Sakura (population:
> at least three).
Capitol city Shyannarou?
> astonishingly flat, stony plain that did nothing to hide the looming
> gray wart
Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
> "Un." Sakura nodded in agreement. "They don't re-use them until the
> body's rotted away or has been picked clean by birds and wild dogs, so
> they have to put up more if they've got a lot of 'examples' to make."
Cheerful.
> "Why do you always wear such baggy clothes?" Sakura wondered aloud.
Uh-oh! XD
> "Um... y-yes." Seeming more self-conscious now than when she'd taken
> off her adorable, pinwheel-patterned panties,
Heh!
> Unfortunately, Sakura's mouth was much faster on the uptake. "Holy
> shit, is that real?" the pink-haired girl blurted, gaping at the
stylized manji branded on Hinata's forehead.
O_o;;
...waaaah, Hina-chan's been branded ;_;
> Still looking rather pole-axed, Hinata twitched again and stared at
> Sakura for a long moment. "Holy shit," she finally mouthed in an
> almost reverent whisper.
.....O_o;;??
> "Fuck!" Hinata swore giddily, eliciting a wince from the pink-haired girl.
....O.o!
> Giggling inanely, Hinata shook her head. "I'm- I'm sorry, Sakura-chan!
> I just-" Taking a calming breath, the brunette brought a hand up to
> wipe her watering eyes and gave Sakura a smile of relief. "I'm sorry.
> I'm not trying to tease you, but that was funny!"
Ooooooooh-kay, apparently being disowned made Hinata's head go funny...
> *Dammit, they're fucking huge!* It was hard to believe that she was
> looking at a girl only three months older than herself. From the
> graceful curve of her neck to the slight flare of her hips, Hinata's
> body was 100% more womanly than Sakura's own stick-like figure.
And we love her for it. h.h
> *Wow, they're soft too,* Sakura mused in wonderment.
H_H
> *No! Bad! No abusing Hinata!*
Awww, come on, just a _little_ abusing Hinata?
> Sakura grinned wickedly as she spread her legs to straddle
> Hinata's lap instead.
H_H!!!
> "Besides," she purred, snuggling closer to bask in the incandescent
> glow that lit Hinata's face like a 250 watt bulb, "maybe I'm a bad
> girl who deserves to be punished."
....Ineedacoldshowerexcuseme...
> "H-hey, are you okay? Hinata-chan!"
Oops. I think she broke her.
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