Ten reasons why blind people play Mortal Kombat.
10. They like to try new games even if they are difficult.
9. All their friends and family are playing the game and they don't want to be left out. 8. They like to play with joy sticks, and don't care how many points they score.
7. They got no distractions because they don't see lights a flashin'.
6. Scoring zero points wins you a trophy.
5. They love the way their character screams when they lose.
4. At least they can beet their grandma in the game.
3. The game gives their fingers lots of exercise.
2. A blind boy did rack up the highest score in Pacman.
And the number 1 reason why blind people play Mortal Kombat,
They're just super blinks.



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