Message: 2 Date: Sun, 9 Oct 2016 21:46:33 -0500 From: Mervyn Lobo <mervyn1...@gmail.com> To: "Goa's premiere mailing list, estb. 1994!" <goanet@lists.goanet.org> Subject: [Goanet] The First Goan President of the USA Message-ID: <CA+62pVWRa82e4=iPB89rESRY3DBp=rqgcjjzbya5b0x8tly...@mail.gmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8
Those of you who have been following US politics long enough might remember that Bill Clinton was touted as the first black President of the USA. Among the less flattering reasons was that Bill and his family had lived in govt provided housing for most of their lives. After watching Donald J. Trump's debate performance tonight, I am convinced that he will be the first Goan President of the USA. Here are my reasons why: 1) When arguing, in true Goan form he skips the facts and hurls insults at anyone opposing him. 2) He is a landlord with a loooooong memory 3) He has an aversion to paying taxes. 4) He donates to religious institutions. 5) Anyone who follows the law is immediately labeled as a ghanti and not a proper Goan/USAn. 6) He wants to build a wall to keep people from entering his domain. 7) He has the support of all the voters who only have basic education. 8) He is the family values candidate. 9) He likes going for beauty competitions. 10) He made it clear that if he did not get the Party ticket, he would take all his supporters and form his own party. Mervyn Mervyn, You could be an asset to CNN!! Good luck with that spin. MD