Yep, Slim (T. J.) did mention the special items, didn't he?

No such inventory would ever have occurred in flight on a real such mission. Example of writer trying to insert another joke.

BTW, y'all do realize, don't you that most (almost ALL) of the stuff in that movie was BS from somebody's imagination. For example, pilot never read any checklist for bombing or its prep and sure as Hell wouldn't have gone into the bomb bay for ANYTHING - if anybody did, it would have been the navigator or radar-navigator/bombardier. All of the in flight dialog was very stilted, imaginary BS - not like the real world at all.

Wilton

----- Original Message ----- From: "Dan Penoff" <d...@penoff.com>
To: "Mercedes Discussion List" <mercedes@okiebenz.com>
Sent: Sunday, September 08, 2013 5:28 PM
Subject: Re: [MBZ] buymbparts is dead drunk and rattling


I was paraphrasing from a quote in Dr. Strangelove that Slim Pickens (as Major T.J. Kong, pilot of the B-52) makes as they are beginning their bomb run and inventorying their survival kits.

The original line referenced Dallas, TX, but since the movie was released shortly after President Kennedy was assassinated they changed it to Las Vegas.


Dan


On Sep 8, 2013, at 5:23 PM, G Mann wrote:

"Vegas survival kit'

Big bag full of cash... spare keys to your nice car, credit cards.
Little bag with a change of socks and underwear and a bus ticket home...
and a snickers bar.

When the big bag is empty and at the pawn shop.. pick up little bag and
come home... if you didn't hock it also..

What you bring to Vegas... stays in Vegas...

It is written...

Grant...


On Sun, Sep 8, 2013 at 10:10 AM, Dan Penoff <d...@penoff.com> wrote:

Bet you could have one heck of a weekend in Vegas with those survival kits!

Dan "Call me Buck"

Sent from my iPad

On Sep 8, 2013, at 11:30 AM, "WILTON" <wilt...@nc.rr.com> wrote:

I don't remember the details of the .38 we B-52 crewmen were issued; I'm
no firearms expert and I never fondled the gun/weapon to study it in
detail. It stayed it the holster ALL of the time, 'cept when "clearing" it upon receipt and return. I knew how to use it if necessary and, obviously, for qualification. It was a .38 S & W with a short barrel - how short, I don't remember. I think it had 6 shots. I didn't care about the details
of it 30 to 50 years ago, and I still don't.

I knew all of the intimate details of the nuclear weapons and/or
conventional weapons (as appropriate) in our huge bomb bay and how to use them, but I had very little interest in the details of .38 cal S & W. Also
had 3 crash axes in the cabin and a .22 cal (long rifle shells) fold-up
survival rife in every seat pack survival kit on the airplane.  'Don't
remember a lot of the details of those, either, but I knew how to use 'em.

Wilton

----- Original Message ----- From: "Gary Hurst" <jabbahur...@gmail.com>
To: "Mercedes Discussion List" <mercedes@okiebenz.com>
Sent: Saturday, September 07, 2013 10:18 PM
Subject: Re: [MBZ] buymbparts is dead drunk and rattling


that is a different gun than wilton describes he was issued.  are you
saying he is confused or are you discussing a completely different
subject
than i am?  or am i confused at to wilton's claims?


On Sat, Sep 7, 2013 at 10:13 PM, G Mann <g2ma...@gmail.com> wrote:

http://www.thehighroad.org/archive/index.php/t-271423.html

K frame.. 4 inch barrel... early issue aluminum cylinders were drawn
back
due to issues..
6 round cylinders... very little firepower when you are hanging from
shroud
lines after punching out from a SAM damaged F4 and your LZ is populated
with black pajamas and AK's and SKS's with bayonets.

Jolly Green.. where are you?

Grant...


On Sat, Sep 7, 2013 at 6:13 PM, Gary Hurst <jabbahur...@gmail.com>
wrote:

says 1950 on this ladysize.  i don't think there are any ladysize
with > 6
shots

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smith_%26_Wesson_Model_36


On Sat, Sep 7, 2013 at 9:03 PM, G Mann <g2ma...@gmail.com> wrote:

Back in the day.. circa.. 1967.. Vietnam...


On Sat, Sep 7, 2013 at 5:42 PM, Gary Hurst <jabbahur...@gmail.com>
wrote:

by "back in the day", you are talking about 18 hundred and what?

the gun wilton describes having been issued should have had 5
bullets.

when do you fancy the lady sized was first made?


On Sat, Sep 7, 2013 at 8:37 PM, G Mann <g2ma...@gmail.com>
wrote:

Quite correct... however.. back in the day... [OK.. time flys]
G > > > > I
issue
was 6 round, 4 inch barrel.
The 5 shot ladies size revolvers had not been produced .. yet..

Now.. with the new military rules of engagement.. I suppose the
Nuke
Command officers are sent out with a fresh tube of lipstick
and > > > > one
of
butt
lube.. in case they are captured.. wrapped in a white flag.

Grant..
Late for my Kum byyy Yaaah drum cricle.. gotta run...


On Sat, Sep 7, 2013 at 5:24 PM, Gary Hurst > > > > <
jabbahur...@gmail.com>
wrote:

the small framed short barreled ones are 5 shots


On Sat, Sep 7, 2013 at 8:20 PM, G Mann <g2ma...@gmail.com>
wrote:

Against my desire to remain silent.. I feel the need to
weigh
in
on
this
discussion.

To wit:  More than once, within the past decade, the US >
Supreme
Court
has
ruled that it is NOT a duty of a policeman/woman to protect
citizens.
The
only duty a policeman has is to protect himself.  As
stunning
as
this
may
be... it is the foundational basis for police to be
armed.. > > > > > > to
protect
themselves, ONLY.

We, the citizen, are on our own.  [Sorry Andrew, bad news,
I
know].
Police
do not "stop crime". They "report crime". Then consume
great
amounts
of
time and money chasing those who do crime... sort of.. to
gather
evidence
which may or may not meet the burden of proof at trial to
prove a
crime
was
committed.

If we indeed had a "war on crime" as we are told we do..
the
body
count
would be much higher... and police officers would be much
better
at
weapons
handling.  Some are.. many are not, as stated here.

Grant...
Who was always amazed at the military who gave command
pilots
nukes
then
armed them with 6 shot, short barrel .38 revolvers for > >
personal
protection
when they ejected over hostile country...
and always believed the crash axe was a better choice...


On Sat, Sep 7, 2013 at 12:10 PM, Scott Ritchey <
ritche...@nc.rr.com>
wrote:


All of this serves to highlight the wide-spread
misunderstanding
of
the
real
nature of most police work, a misunderstanding largely
fostered
by
the
entertainment media.  There are some well-trained and >
highly
competent
tactical police units but most police work is > > > > >
administrative
information
processing and a systematic "showing of the flag."  Not a
criticism,
that's
just how it works.

One common myth worth mentioning is the one that says
it's
dangerous
for
well-trained, law-abiding civilians to be armed but armed
police
are
safe.

-----Original Message-----
From: Mercedes [mailto:mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com] On
Behalf
Of
clay
Sent: Saturday, September 07, 2013 3:49 AM
To: Mercedes Discussion List
Subject: Re: [MBZ] buymbparts is dead drunk and rattling

Local cop is in trouble because the hooker he was chasing
after
would
not
stop.  She spun around, he could not tell what was going
on,
so
he
drew
his
service weapon.  While it exited his holster, it went
off > > > > > > > and
shot
her
in
the leg.

He needs some gun control

clay





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