On the Lighter Side...

Welcome To The Neighborhood

The family had spent the day moving from their farmhouse into a new 
apartment house in town. Very early the next morning, the 5 1/2 
-year-old ran into their bedroom to wake them up. Mom dressed him and 
told him to play and let them rest for a while longer. About 20 
minutes later, he came running back. "Mommy, Mommy," he exclaimed, 
"Everybody has doorbells.... and they all work!"

Ancient Artifact?

A little boy opened the big, old family Bible with fascination, 
looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out 
of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old 
leaf from a tree. The leaf had been pressed in between pages. "Momma, 
look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, 
dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in his voice, the young 
boy answered: "It's Adam's suit!"

Air Conditioning

A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; 
first, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he 
was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, 
and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very 
patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry. So 
finally, a second customer asked why didn't they just throw out the 
pest. "Oh, I don't care," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't 
even have an air conditioner."

Longevity

At their 50th anniversary celebration, the husband was asked the 
secret of their longevity. "Well, we agreed in the beginning that if 
we ever got into a fight, I would just take my hat and go for a walk. 
After a while, I would return and throw my hat through the doorway. 
If she threw it back, it was time to take another walk. So I account 
my longevity to all the exercise I've gotten over the years!"

Think About It

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train 
stops. On my desk I have a work station.

lr smiles
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