Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-06-11

2001-06-13 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 04:41:56PM +0100, Leon Brocard wrote:
 In other news: Microsoft SQL Server sucking (SQueaL), Sun Ultra
 Enterprise 1, google++, the Sony Clie being small and cute,
 checking out pubs for the next meet, buffy, search.cpan.org being
 hacked (Catalog module apparently), 'back doors' in Linux,
 obnoxious sigs: and a geeknic with an inflatable penguin:
 http://www.tpc.org/tpch/results/h-ttperf.idc
 http://www.sonystyle.com/micros/clie/
 http://buffy.slayers.co.uk/ShowStrip.asp?CS=1
 http://homepage.tinet.ie/~cullenm/2dart/regi.jpg
 http://www.mail-archive.com/london-pm%40lists.dircon.co.uk/msg06738.html
 http://husk.org/lndn/circ/compat/DSCF0102.jpg

Regarding the CLIE, I found a cool toy today: JogEverything.  It needs
hackmaster, but it makes the otherwise useless wheel actually do
something useful in most apps:

http://www.palmgear.com/software/showsoftware.cfm?prodID=11560

-Dom

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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-06-04

2001-06-07 Thread Robert Shiels

From: Robin Szemeti [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 whether there were any Masai tribespeople on the list. Anyone? Anyone?
 
 reminds me of that Reggie Perrin snippet ..
 'Is there anyone here from Tarporley ...'
 
 I dunno .. maybe I'm getting old.

pass the earwig would you please...

/Robert





Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-06-04

2001-06-07 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Thu, 07 Jun 2001, Robert Shiels wrote:
 From: Robin Szemeti [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  whether there were any Masai tribespeople on the list. Anyone? Anyone?
  
  reminds me of that Reggie Perrin snippet ..
  'Is there anyone here from Tarporley ...'
  
  I dunno .. maybe I'm getting old.
 
 pass the earwig would you please...
 

I didn't get where I am today by saying 'earwig' instead of 'thank you'

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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-06-04

2001-06-07 Thread Paul Makepeace

On Thu, Jun 07, 2001 at 10:25:17AM +0100, Robin Szemeti wrote:
 I didn't get where I am today by saying 'earwig' instead of 'thank you'

Might it've helped?

P



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-06-04

2001-06-06 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Wed, 06 Jun 2001, Leon Brocard wrote:

whether there were any Masai tribespeople on the list. Anyone? Anyone?

reminds me of that Reggie Perrin snippet ..
'Is there anyone here from Tarporley ...'

I dunno .. maybe I'm getting old.

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Redpoint Consulting Limited
Real Solutions For A Virtual World 



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21

2001-05-26 Thread Dave Cross

At 14:31 25/05/2001, Leon Brocard wrote:
Leon Brocard sent the following bits through the ether:

  there is also an unofficial technical meet for practicing TPC talks
  on Saturday from noon at state51:

Just to confirm, this is still on. state51 is at 8-10 rhoda street,
london e2 7ef:
http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?P2M?P=E27EFZ=1

See you there, Leon

It seems I have Important Stuff To Do and therefore won't be there.

Have fun.

Dave...


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Re: FMD (was Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21)

2001-05-26 Thread Will Jessop

- Original Message -
From: Paul Mison [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, May 25, 2001 3:54 PM
Subject: Re: FMD (was Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21)


 So a program of vaccination and slaughter to erradicate the disease will
 firstly benefit the tourist industry and then also the meat market.  Not
 that I am a big fan of farmers or the countryside alliance types (and
that
 is being generous) but I think it would be the best solution all
 round.  Ooo
 ar.

 No, because the sheer amount of fuss made over FM clobbered the
 tourist industry- possibly for years, although this is admittely
 anecdotal and predictive- whereas if we'd quietly vaccinated, accepted
 no meat exports for a year

Or until there were no vaccinated or infected animals left in the UK,
whichever came later.

...and then let the farming industry get back
 on its feet, we'd not have had to kill *three million* animals, and
 poison water, and close footpaths, and the tourist industry wouldn't
 have suffered the way it has over the last couple of months. So, why
 insist on the 'slaughter' bit?

Good idea, maybe a polite memo should have been sent to the all the tabloids
asking them to keep quiet about it :-)





FMD (was Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21)

2001-05-25 Thread Nathan Torkington

Redvers Davies writes:
 About that flyer... FMD presents no risks to humans but is a serious
 threat to animal health.
 
 That is not strictly true... FMD is not a threat to animal health,
 the MAFF slaughters are.

I'm not taking sides about whether the slaughters are justified.
Here, though, are the facts about the disease.

FMD causes painful suppurating blisters around the mouth and on the
hooves of animals.  The blisters break open after a few days and
become infected sores up to six cm in size.  While the disease cause a
higher death rate amoung young animals, it rarely kills adults.
However, it makes them lame, unable to eat, and ill.  The mouth lesions
heal, but in many cases the hoofs can separate from the soft tissue
around them.

There are no cures or treatments.  It's an incredibly hardy virus that
spreads easily and exists in many strains.  Recovered animals can
carry the virus for up to three years, and are generally only immune
to reinfection from the same strain for 1-3 years.

You can see pictures of the progress of the disease at:
  http://svs.mri.sari.ac.uk/FandMinx.htm

In countries where the virus is endemic, veterinarians must vaccinate
at regular intervals.  The vaccines only offer protection for a short
period of time, are expensive, and in some cases contain live viruses
that may infect the animals.

Sources:

http://www.agric.gov.ab.ca/livestock/fmd/
http://svs.mri.sari.ac.uk/NewsFM.htm
http://school.discovery.com/homeworkhelp/worldbook/atozscience/f/203700.html
http://www.up.ac.za/academic/veterinary/fmd/

Nat





Re: FMD (was Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21)

2001-05-25 Thread will

 In countries where the virus is endemic, veterinarians must vaccinate
 at regular intervals.  The vaccines only offer protection for a short
 period of time, are expensive, and in some cases contain live viruses
 that may infect the animals.

Added to this, it is almost (completely?) impossible to trade meat with
countries when you have vaccinated the animals.  Vaccinated animals can
still carry the disease and other countries obviously do not want to get it.
Vaccination is part of a larger solution which still involves culling
infected animals, and *also* animals that have been vaccinated againsed the
infection.




Re: FMD (was Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21)

2001-05-25 Thread Paul Mison

On 25/05/2001 at 15:08 +0100, will wrote:
 In countries where the virus is endemic, veterinarians must vaccinate
 at regular intervals.  The vaccines only offer protection for a short
 period of time, are expensive, and in some cases contain live viruses
 that may infect the animals.

Added to this, it is almost (completely?) impossible to trade meat with
countries when you have vaccinated the animals.  Vaccinated animals can
still carry the disease and other countries obviously do not want to
get it.
Vaccination is part of a larger solution which still involves culling
infected animals, and *also* animals that have been vaccinated
againsed the
infection.

The massive British export meat market was worth... 300 million UKP
last year. Tourism makes billions.

The British rural economy could survive with no exported meat.

--
:: paul
:: stay all day
:: if you want to





Re: FMD (was Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21)

2001-05-25 Thread Paul Mison

On 25/05/2001 at 15:40 +0100, will wrote:

 The massive British export meat market was worth... 300 million UKP
 last year. Tourism makes billions.

 The British rural economy could survive with no exported meat.

So a program of vaccination and slaughter to erradicate the disease will
firstly benefit the tourist industry and then also the meat market.  Not
that I am a big fan of farmers or the countryside alliance types (and that
is being generous) but I think it would be the best solution all
round.  Ooo
ar.

No, because the sheer amount of fuss made over FM clobbered the
tourist industry- possibly for years, although this is admittely
anecdotal and predictive- whereas if we'd quietly vaccinated, accepted
no meat exports for a year, and then let the farming industry get back
on its feet, we'd not have had to kill *three million* animals, and
poison water, and close footpaths, and the tourist industry wouldn't
have suffered the way it has over the last couple of months. So, why
insist on the 'slaughter' bit?

--
:: paul
:: stay all day
:: if you want to





RE: FMD (was Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21)

2001-05-25 Thread Robert Thompson

 From: will
 Of course we could just build a super-gun (a-la iraq) and 
 shoot bloated
 carcasses at Redmond.  This is my favouite idea.


Pigs In Space


Rob


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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21

2001-05-25 Thread Paul Makepeace

On Thu, May 24, 2001 at 04:25:43PM +, Redvers Davies wrote:
 That is not strictly true... FMD is not a threat to animal health,
 the MAFF slaughters are.

There was me thinking the threat to animal health was the six inch bolt
that gets driven thru' their skulls and ultimately them being wrapped in
polystyrene and put on a cold shelf in Sainsbury's...

Paul



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21

2001-05-25 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Fri, 25 May 2001, Paul Makepeace wrote:
 On Thu, May 24, 2001 at 04:25:43PM +, Redvers Davies wrote:
  That is not strictly true... FMD is not a threat to animal health,
  the MAFF slaughters are.
 
 There was me thinking the threat to animal health was the six inch bolt
 that gets driven thru' their skulls and ultimately them being wrapped in
 polystyrene and put on a cold shelf in Sainsbury's...

indeed. there's one thing I can honestly say is 'nothing to do with me
guvnor'[1]

[1] err apart from my motorcycle leathers .. and I was intending wearing
them, not eating em.

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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21

2001-05-24 Thread Redvers Davies

 http://www.maff.gov.uk/animalh/int-trde/misc/foot/flyer.pdf

About that flyer... FMD presents no risks to humans but is a serious
threat to animal health.

That is not strictly true... FMD is not a threat to animal health,
the MAFF slaughters are.



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21

2001-05-24 Thread Piers Cawley

Redvers Davies [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

  http://www.maff.gov.uk/animalh/int-trde/misc/foot/flyer.pdf
 
 About that flyer... FMD presents no risks to humans but is a serious
 threat to animal health.
 
 That is not strictly true... FMD is not a threat to animal health,
 the MAFF slaughters are.

Well, up to a point. Dramatic reduction in yield + high chance of
infertility == significant (indirect) risk to animal's health.

-- 
Piers Cawley
www.iterative-software.com




Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21

2001-05-24 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Thu, 24 May 2001, Redvers Davies wrote:
  http://www.maff.gov.uk/animalh/int-trde/misc/foot/flyer.pdf
 
 About that flyer... FMD presents no risks to humans but is a serious
 threat to animal health.
 
 That is not strictly true... FMD is not a threat to animal health,
 the MAFF slaughters are.

and its worth remembering that this is a disease so serious that, now
they've started lloking a bit harder, it appears that it had been around
for a few months before anyone spotted it .. and many sheep and pigs had
caught it and got better *without anyone even noticing*  ... now .. thats
what I call a serious disease.

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Redpoint Consulting Limited
Real Solutions For A Virtual World 



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21

2001-05-24 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Thu, 24 May 2001, Piers Cawley wrote:
 Redvers Davies [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
 
   http://www.maff.gov.uk/animalh/int-trde/misc/foot/flyer.pdf
  
  About that flyer... FMD presents no risks to humans but is a serious
  threat to animal health.
  
  That is not strictly true... FMD is not a threat to animal health,
  the MAFF slaughters are.
 
 Well, up to a point. Dramatic reduction in yield 

10% ... and what with a massive milk production surplus ( as demonstrated
by the ever increasing price of milk licences) and the rock bottom price
for sheep .. both pointers to massive over production that a 10% loss in
yield would help address.

 + high chance of
 infertility == significant (indirect) risk to animal's health.

irrelevant. The majority of the animals bred are eaten long before
they get chance to breed themselves.

on the plus side, a large number of farmers have used the generous MAFF
payouts to convert from hill sheep farming to other more profitable
schemes.

-- 
Robin Szemeti   

Redpoint Consulting Limited
Real Solutions For A Virtual World 



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-21

2001-05-24 Thread David Cantrell

On Thu, May 24, 2001 at 06:00:53PM +0100, Piers Cawley wrote:
 Redvers Davies [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
 
   http://www.maff.gov.uk/animalh/int-trde/misc/foot/flyer.pdf
  
  About that flyer... FMD presents no risks to humans but is a serious
  threat to animal health.
  
  That is not strictly true... FMD is not a threat to animal health,
  the MAFF slaughters are.
 
 Well, up to a point. Dramatic reduction in yield + high chance of
 infertility == significant (indirect) risk to animal's health.

Reduction in yield is not a threat to the animal's health.

The infertility is temporary.

It's interesting that farmers in north wales were getting ten quid a
head for lambs las tyear, but are getting a hundred and twenty quid a
head from the govt when they;re slaughtered now.  Makes you think
doesn't it.  Who has a vested interest in the disease spreading?

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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-14

2001-05-18 Thread Simon Cozens

On Fri, May 18, 2001 at 12:21:47PM +0100, Leon Brocard wrote:
 Now all I have to do is not volunteer for the p5p summary, Leon

You're a marked man, you realise?

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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-07

2001-05-10 Thread Richard Clamp

On Wed, May 09, 2001 at 05:30:59PM +0100, Leon Brocard wrote:
 Paul Mison wrote a quick thanks / report of the London.pm - New York
 trip, with links to photos:

And seconds too late I put my photos online:
http://www.unixbeard.net/~richardc/Photos/

It's all the photos that have ever passed through my camera, so don't
go saying rude things about my nan.

-- 
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RE: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-07

2001-05-10 Thread Matthew Jones

http://www.unixbeard.net/~richardc/Photos/2001-04-30/2001-04-30.14:42:51.jpe
g

heh:

http://www.snurfer.org/sands/gfx/vertigo.jpg

Did your palms sweat too, richard?

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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-05-07

2001-05-10 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

Matthew Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 http://www.snurfer.org/sands/gfx/vertigo.jpg
 
 Did your palms sweat too, richard?


That slightly golden building is the Millennium hotel. I had a room on
the 54th floor. Lovely view :-)

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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-30

2001-05-03 Thread Paul Mison

On 03/05/2001 at 13:56 +0100, Leon Brocard wrote parenthetically:

some of London.pm were over in NYC - is anyone going to write a report?

Yes, eventually; I sent a message about this earlier but forgot to mung
the sender address so it'll need approving (Mr Stowe?) but the plan is
photos and some text at some point.

--
:: paul
:: how fickle fate can be





Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-30

2001-05-03 Thread Jonathan Stowe

On Thu, 3 May 2001, Paul Mison wrote:

 On 03/05/2001 at 13:56 +0100, Leon Brocard wrote parenthetically:

 some of London.pm were over in NYC - is anyone going to write a report?

 Yes, eventually; I sent a message about this earlier but forgot to mung
 the sender address so it'll need approving (Mr Stowe?)


Done.

/J\




Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-30

2001-05-03 Thread Leon Brocard

Philip Newton sent the following bits through the ether:

 I missed the mention that london-list may be moving to london.pm.org at some
 point.

There's no point in mentioning it again until it happens, surely.
So, when's it gonna happen list-meisters?

Leon
-- 
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Iterative Software..http://yapc.org/Europe/

... It's tourist season in Florida, bag limit two.



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-23

2001-04-26 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Thu, Apr 26, 2001 at 02:05:38PM +0100, Leon Brocard wrote:
 Jon Galliers asked about naming a file correctly when downloading from
 a CGI. Niklas Nordebo and Merijn Broeren provided solutions:
 http://www.mail-archive.com/london-pm%40lists.dircon.co.uk/msg04654.html

Doh!  We entirely missed this:

http://www.mysql.com/news/article-57.html

Which links to (not sure if it's working right now):

http://technet.oracle.com/tech/migration/index.htm

Apparently Oracle do have a toolkit for migrating from MySQL.

-Dom



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-23

2001-04-26 Thread Paul Makepeace

On Thu, Apr 26, 2001 at 02:17:01PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 Doh!  We entirely missed this:
 
 http://www.mysql.com/news/article-57.html

That's an amusing read! 'spos it legitimises us, but, but!

 Which links to (not sure if it's working right now):
 
 http://technet.oracle.com/tech/migration/index.htm
 
 Apparently Oracle do have a toolkit for migrating from MySQL.

They indeed do! And no spritely thing is it,

 Omwb_13100.tar.gz (62,918,457 bytes) 

That's so impressively big I guess I'll have to set up a full MySQL
hack just to test it :)

Paul



Re: [london-list-summary] London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-23

2001-04-26 Thread Nathan Torkington

Leon Brocard writes:
 Registration has opened for this year's Perl Conference in San
 Diego. It's gonna be a great conference - the talks all look excellent
 (thanks gnat!)

You're welcome.  I'm going to give a lightning talk at YAPC or TPC
about just what a clusterfuck it was this year.  Many swearwords.

If I had more balls I'd do performance art in my lightning talks.
My God, cover your eyes Mary!  The angry man's shooting up with
his own faeces!

Nat




Re: [london-list-summary] London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-23

2001-04-26 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

Nathan Torkington [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 Leon Brocard writes:
  Registration has opened for this year's Perl Conference in San
  Diego. It's gonna be a great conference - the talks all look excellent
  (thanks gnat!)
 
 You're welcome.  I'm going to give a lightning talk at YAPC or TPC
 about just what a clusterfuck it was this year.  Many swearwords.
 
 If I had more balls I'd do performance art in my lightning talks.
 My God, cover your eyes Mary!  The angry man's shooting up with
 his own faeces!

I think there's definitely scope for a bile track at any conference.

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Editor-in-chief, The Highway Star   http://www.deep-purple.com
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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-16 (Attempt 2)

2001-04-23 Thread Simon Wistow

Leon Brocard wrote:

 Leon, who didn't get as many points snowboarding than he does
 in SSX. Somehow falling hurts more...

*cough*

Deja-Angst : http://www.inktank.com/index.cfm?toon=02-26-01



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-16 (Attempt 2)

2001-04-23 Thread Leon Brocard

Simon Wistow sent the following bits through the ether:

 Deja-Angst : http://www.inktank.com/index.cfm?toon=02-26-01

Hmmm, that came out on my birthday. I think it's a Sign...

Leon
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Iterative Software..http://yapc.org/Europe/

... Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-16 (Attempt 2)

2001-04-22 Thread Leon Brocard

Simon Wistow sent the following bits through the ether:

 This is the thirteenth of hopefully many weekly summaries of the London
 Perl Mongers mailing list. For the week starting 2001-04-16:

Gosh, that was a hard week to summarise. Thanks Simon! Back to me next
week...

Leon, who didn't get as many points snowboarding than he does
in SSX. Somehow falling hurts more...
-- 
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Iterative Software..http://yapc.org/Europe/

... To err is human, to forgive... $5.00



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-16 (Attempt 2)

2001-04-20 Thread Simon Wistow

Jonathan Stowe wrote:
 On Thu, 19 Apr 2001, Simon Wistow wrote:
  segwayed
 
 I dont think so Simon ...

Neither did I. But i was tired. 

/me waves hands vaguely



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-16

2001-04-19 Thread AEF



On Thu, 19 Apr 2001, Simon Wistow wrote:

 This is the thirteenth of hopefully many weekly summaries of the London
 Perl Mongers mailing list. For the week starting 2001-04-16:
 
 Greg McCarroll asked about online brokers, Robert and

 :)

 Tony




Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-16

2001-04-19 Thread Simon Wistow

Simon Wistow wrote:
 
 This is the thirteenth of hopefully many weekly summaries of the London

*cough*

Frscking, sucking, send shortcuts in netscape.

Apologies.



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-16

2001-04-19 Thread Jonathan Stowe

On Thu, 19 Apr 2001, Simon Wistow wrote:

 Simon Wistow wrote:
 
  This is the thirteenth of hopefully many weekly summaries of the London
^^

 *cough*

 Frscking, sucking, send shortcuts in netscape.

 Apologies.


I guess it was inevitable really 

/J\




Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-16

2001-04-19 Thread Greg McCarroll

On Thu, 19 Apr 2001, Simon Wistow wrote:

 This is the thirteenth of hopefully many weekly summaries of the London
 Perl Mongers mailing list. For the week starting 2001-04-16:
 
 Greg McCarroll asked about online brokers, Robert and
 

*GUNSHOT*

*queue eastenders theme track* ( or dallas if you really want )

voice_over

Tune in next week to find out who shot Simon! Was it a Randal?
Was it the father of his ex-girlfriend? Was it a crazed YAPC::Europe
organiser remembering the aniversary of PIMB fiasco? 

/voice_over



-- 
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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-16

2001-04-19 Thread Mark Fowler

On Thu, 19 Apr 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote:

 On Thu, 19 Apr 2001, Simon Wistow wrote:
 
  This is the thirteenth of hopefully many weekly summaries of the London
  Perl Mongers mailing list. For the week starting 2001-04-16:
 
  Greg McCarroll asked about online brokers, Robert and
 

 *GUNSHOT*

 *queue eastenders theme track* ( or dallas if you really want )

 voice_over

 Tune in next week to find out who shot Simon! Was it a Randal?
 Was it the father of his ex-girlfriend? Was it a crazed YAPC::Europe
 organiser remembering the aniversary of PIMB fiasco?

 /voice_over

Oh don't start that again.  I had enough of that last time round.

Later.

Mark Fowler.




Re: perlcert list?

2001-04-13 Thread Jonathan Stowe

On Thu, 12 Apr 2001, Jonathan Peterson wrote:

 Is it me or is the perlcert list dead? I've not seen any messages for days
 and one I tried now just vanished?


Er no.  You appear to have sent thed message from an account that is not
subscribed.  I have approved the message now, I was a little busy
yesterday.

/J\




Re: perlcert list?

2001-04-13 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Jonathan Stowe ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 On Thu, 12 Apr 2001, Jonathan Peterson wrote:
 
  Is it me or is the perlcert list dead? I've not seen any messages for days
  and one I tried now just vanished?
 
 
 Er no.  You appear to have sent thed message from an account that is not
 subscribed.  I have approved the message now, I was a little busy
 yesterday.
 

i've got the only action point at the minute, and by life is a little
bit chaotic just now - due to work

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RE: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-09

2001-04-11 Thread dcross - David Cross

From: Leon Brocard [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2001 1:00 PM

 The social meeting last week was a lot of fun, if a little
 crazy. However, we really need to start organising the meetings (hey,
 even Lonix is more organised!), as it was too loud and crowded:

Not sure I like the idea of 'organised' social meetings. Sounds a bit too
'SPUG' to me. However, I'm quite happy to listen to any alternative
opinions.

 Note that you can now subscribe just to this summary, if you don't
 want the hassle of tons of london-list mail but still want to keep up:
 http://www.astray.com/mailman/listinfo/london-list-summary

Have you submitted this to the Perl mailing lists list at
http://lists.perl.org?

Dave...

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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-09

2001-04-11 Thread Dean

On Wed, Apr 11, 2001 at 01:00:16PM +0100, Leon Brocard wrote:
 crazy. However, we really need to start organising the meetings (hey,
 even Lonix is more organised!), as it was too loud and crowded:

You have a weird idea of organized ;)

We tried to get 60 people into 30 places...
 
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RE: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-09

2001-04-11 Thread dcross - David Cross

From: Leon Brocard [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2001 2:39 PM

 dcross - David Cross sent the following bits through the ether:
 
  Not sure I like the idea of 'organised' social meetings. Sounds a bit
too
  'SPUG' to me. However, I'm quite happy to listen to any alternative
  opinions.
 
 Well, we *could* have a formal agenda for the social meeting, starting
 off my voting in the new social meeting committee, and voting for how
 many beers we will drink in the first hour (and what muffins to
 supply)... BUT:

:)

 We have to book a room. Not doing so is silly, considering 30 or so
 people turned up and we only had one table. I blame mstevens ;-) Where
 will the next social be? Book the room now!

Booking a room is a good idea, but whenever we've tried this before pubs
have been loathe to give space to such a small group. David Cantrell once
wasted most of an afternoon calling pubs. If anyone has any suggestions for
venues that would allow us to book a room, please let us know. If anyone
wants to volunteer to try to organise this for next month then I'm sure
we'll all be very grateful.

Blaming mstevens is a good idea too. He's gone very quiet. I reckon he's
embarassed :)

Dave...

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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-09

2001-04-11 Thread Neil Ford

On Wed, Apr 11, 2001 at 01:17:37PM +0100, dcross - David Cross wrote:
 From: Leon Brocard [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2001 1:00 PM
 
  The social meeting last week was a lot of fun, if a little
  crazy. However, we really need to start organising the meetings (hey,
  even Lonix is more organised!), as it was too loud and crowded:
 
 Not sure I like the idea of 'organised' social meetings. Sounds a bit too
 'SPUG' to me. However, I'm quite happy to listen to any alternative
 opinions.
 
SPUG don't have organised social meetings, every meeting is a technical
meeting.

I think what Leon was refering to, was getting organised of finding a good
reliable venue.

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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary (list!)

2001-04-09 Thread Leon Brocard

Leon Brocard sent the following bits through the ether:

 This is the eleventh of hopefully many weekly summaries of the London
 Perl Mongers mailing list. For the week starting 2001-04-02:

I've been asked repeatedly (mostly by Pete Berlin ;-) to set up a
seperate list for the london-list weekly summary. That is, for those
of you who want to keep up with London.pm, but don't necessarily want
hundreds of mails a day. You can now do this, by subscribing to
london-list-summary:

http://www.astray.com/mailman/listinfo/london-list-summary

Note that I'll still post the summary to london-list (for now at
least).

HTH, Leon
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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary (list!)

2001-04-09 Thread David H. Adler

On Mon, Apr 09, 2001 at 12:41:56PM +0100, Leon Brocard wrote:
 
 Note that I'll still post the summary to london-list (for now at
 least).

Why should you stop?  You *can't* be worried about the traffic!  :-)

dha
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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-02

2001-04-04 Thread David H. Adler

On Wed, Apr 04, 2001 at 11:36:22AM +0100, Leon Brocard wrote:
 
 Martin Ling delurked and couldn't believe we were all nutters and
 Buffy fans. David Adler added "drunks". Jonathan Stowe added
 "skateboarders, musicians". Lucy McWilliam (who has very amusing
 taglines) added "geeks, goths, jugglers, Netscis. And that's just
 me". Paul Makepeace added "unicyclist". Greg McCarroll added "drunk
 crazy buffy fans".

Surely that last is a clarification, not an addition.

pedhant
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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-05

2001-03-26 Thread Alasdair G Kergon

On Thu, Mar 08, 2001 at 11:47:47AM +, Leon Brocard wrote:
 realised that this
 makes three consecutive weeks with conferences this summer that I
 want to go to: O'Reilly's Open Source Convention, yapc::Europe, and
 HAL2001. 
I threw together a quick-reference page for conferences I'd *like* to 
get to (assuming Many Worlds):
  http://www.oxlug.org/majorevents.html

It doesn't fill 52 weeks of the year - yet:-)

Currently I'm trying to round up some international speakers - and
sponsorship - for:
  http://www.ukuug.org/events/linux2001/CFP.shtml
(Last year more than half the speakers came from abroad.)

Alasdair
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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-05

2001-03-26 Thread Jonathan Stowe

On Sun, 11 Mar 2001, Alasdair G Kergon wrote:

Oops sorry about that - I approved this twice :(

Too long a break I would suggest ...

/J\




Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-19

2001-03-23 Thread James Powell

On Thu, Mar 22, 2001 at 07:45:54PM +, Leon Brocard wrote:
 
 And finally, it appears that Schwern, Michael is an Alien Drag Queen:
 http://www.mail-archive.com/london-pm%40lists.dircon.co.uk/msg03105.html
 http://us.imdb.com/Title?0103645
 

Excellent, Trevor McDonald style "And finally" wrap-up to the news!


jp

ps - For an extra point, what show had an impression of Trevor McDonald
called "Trevor McDoughnut"?




Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-19

2001-03-23 Thread Andrew Bowman

From: "James Powell" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 ps - For an extra point, what show had an impression of Trevor McDonald
 called "Trevor McDoughnut"?

Trevor McDoughnut is/was a Lenny Henry character - so it was probably Three
of a Kind (remember that?), or another programme with Lenny H. in it.

For another point, who were the other two 'comedians' in Three of a Kind?
And, for half a point, to whom is Lenny Henry married?

Andrew.





Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-19

2001-03-23 Thread Simon Wilcox

At 05:25 23/03/2001 -0500, Dave Cross wrote:

For even more points: What was the first TV show the Lenny Henry
appeared on?

Dave...


Tiswas !

Actually - I think this was where McDoughnut first appeared ?

Simon.




RE: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-19

2001-03-23 Thread Matthew Jones

 For even more points: What was the first TV show the Lenny Henry 
 appeared on?

Ironically for "right-on" Lenny, it was The Black And White Minstrel Show.

Ph3@r my Lenny Henry trivia skills!

-- 
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hey, baby, don't be pulling on my socket, okay?"
 



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-19

2001-03-23 Thread Simon Wistow

Dave Cross wrote:
 
 For even more points: What was the first TV show the Lenny Henry
 appeared on?

Black and White Minstrel show IIRC . Although I think he was a on a
couple of talent shows first.



RE: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-19

2001-03-23 Thread Dave Cross

At Fri, 23 Mar 2001 05:31:25 -0500 (EST), Dave Cross [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 At Fri, 23 Mar 2001 10:30:19 -, Matthew Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
   For even more points: What was the first TV show the Lenny Henry 
   appeared on?
  
  Ironically for "right-on" Lenny, it was The Black And White 
  Minstrel Show.
 
 Hmm... now you've gone and made me doubt myself. I thought it was
 New Faces.

According to http://members.tripod.com/~cmarshall/lenny.html, I'm
right. New Faces was first, then The Fosters and Tiswas and only later,
The Black  White Minstrel Show.

Dave...



RE: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-19

2001-03-23 Thread Matthew Jones

  Ironically for "right-on" Lenny, it was The Black And White 
  Minstrel  Show.
 
 Hmm... now you've gone and made me doubt myself. I thought it was
 New Faces.

http://homepages.go.com/~chefjunkie/Lennysnotlaughing.html
http://ayup.co.uk/gods/gods0-4.html

Search for "Minstrel". Okay, so he was a token black guy without a major
role, but I *think* he appeared there first.

Interestingly, IMDB dewclines to mention the Minstrel show appearance *at
all*.

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Re: Mailing list details

2001-03-14 Thread Dave Cross

At Wed, 14 Mar 2001 12:52:33 -, "Robert Shiels" [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 I was looking for the mailing list subscription details on our 
 london.pm.org website, and thought they were a bit hidden down on 
 the "what we've done" page. I think they should probably be more 
 prominent, probably on the home page. Or are we trying to maintain 
 our exclusivity :-)

Exclusivity! Take a good look round next time you're at a meeting and 
tell me how exclusive you think we are :)

But, yes, I have _lots_ of ideas for a revamp of the web site. I might
even have time to do it some time this year.

Dave...



Re: Mailing list details

2001-03-14 Thread Elaine -HFB- Ashton

Dave Cross [[EMAIL PROTECTED]] quoth:
*
*Exclusivity! Take a good look round next time you're at a meeting and 
*tell me how exclusive you think we are :)
*
*But, yes, I have _lots_ of ideas for a revamp of the web site. I might
*even have time to do it some time this year.

There is also a mongers category on the lists.cpan.org page should you
care to list it. 

e.



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-12

2001-03-14 Thread Simon Cozens

On Wed, Mar 14, 2001 at 06:02:04PM +, Leon Brocard wrote:
  a picture of him drinking a beer from the London.pm website. 

Misparse! Misparse! Misparse!

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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-12

2001-03-14 Thread Mark Fowler

 Leo Lapworth was trying to debug something with Devel::DProf and
 couldn't understand why BEGIN was called more than once. Robert Price
 and Mark Fowler pointed out that 'use Module LIST' is exactly
 equivalent to 'BEGIN { require Module; import Module LIST; }', so the
 module was being use-d in multiple places, which is fine:
 http://www.mail-archive.com/london-pm%40lists.dircon.co.uk/msg02667.html

Did I?  It's not you know.  You forgot this bit of the perldoc -f use as
well:

   If you don't want your namespace altered,
   explicitly supply an empty list:

   use Module ();

   That is exactly equivalent to

   BEGIN { require Module }

i.e. that use Module and use Module() are ne.

Later.

Mark.

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   Name  = 'Mark Fowler',Title = 'Technology Developer'  ,
   Firm  = 'Profero Ltd',Web   = 'http://www.profero.com/'   ,
   Email = '[EMAIL PROTECTED]',   Phone = '+44 (0) 20 7700 9960'  )









Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-12

2001-03-14 Thread Mark Fowler

 Content-type: matter-transport/beer-stream

That's not right.  MIMEs do type/format (e.g. image/gif.)  So it'd more
likely be:

Content-type: beer/guinness

Later.

Mark.

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   Name  = 'Mark Fowler',Title = 'Technology Developer'  ,
   Firm  = 'Profero Ltd',Web   = 'http://www.profero.com/'   ,
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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-12

2001-03-14 Thread David Cantrell

On Wed, Mar 14, 2001 at 06:19:54PM +, Michael Stevens wrote:

 Content-type: matter-transport/beer-stream

Isn't that what happens in the bogs of Penderels Oak?

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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-12

2001-03-14 Thread Roger Burton West

On Wed, Mar 14, 2001 at 09:39:12PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:
* David Cantrell ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 On Wed, Mar 14, 2001 at 06:19:54PM +, Michael Stevens wrote:
  Content-type: matter-transport/beer-stream
 Isn't that what happens in the bogs of Penderels Oak?
Is it just me who has noticed the similarities between
the bogs of Penderels Oak and the TARDIS?

Yes. Definitely. Just you. None of the rest of us has noticed anything
odd at all.

(phew)

Roger



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-03-12

2001-03-14 Thread Dominic Mitchell

On Wed, Mar 14, 2001 at 06:19:54PM +, Michael Stevens wrote:
 On Wed, Mar 14, 2001 at 06:18:09PM +, Simon Cozens wrote:
  On Wed, Mar 14, 2001 at 06:02:04PM +, Leon Brocard wrote:
a picture of him drinking a beer from the London.pm website. 
  Misparse! Misparse! Misparse!
 
 Content-type: matter-transport/beer-stream

For the unenlightened, please consult the standards document:

http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/htbin/rfc/rfc1437.html

Note that the example given has unfortunately been replicated too many
times already.

-Dom



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-26

2001-03-03 Thread Leon Brocard

Simon Wistow sent the following bits through the ether:

 Well ladies and germs, time for London Perl Mongers mailing list summary
 numero seven for the week starting 2001-02-26.

Great! Many thanks to Simon! Let's all buy him a beer at the weekly
london.pm meet ;-)

 Leon is away talking at the German Perl Workshop so anything that goes
 wrong with this is, as per usual, my fault.

It was fun. I met lots of people. People met me and gave me lots of
crazy ideas. Inline is cool. My german is better now. We drank Perl
wine. It was very organised and very groovy indeed. More soon.

Leon
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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-26

2001-03-02 Thread Philip Newton

Greg McCarroll wrote:
 
 * Simon Wistow ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:

  This summary has been bought to you by the letters Alpha, Beta and
  Gamma, the numbers 1,3,5,7 all superimposed and the colour Octarine.
 
 and 2, please 2, it'll keep me happy, then we can discuss if 1 is
 a prime number, ples

I propose that 1 be prime if, and only if, 1 is not prime.

Cheers,
Philip
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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-26

2001-03-02 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Philip Newton ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 Greg McCarroll wrote:
  
  * Simon Wistow ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 
   This summary has been bought to you by the letters Alpha, Beta and
   Gamma, the numbers 1,3,5,7 all superimposed and the colour Octarine.
  
  and 2, please 2, it'll keep me happy, then we can discuss if 1 is
  a prime number, ples
 
 I propose that 1 be prime if, and only if, 1 is not prime.
 

No, definetly not. The partial set of prime numbers increases over
the journey through integers. 1 is the logical starting point,
and so it is added. This is the very spirit of primality. However
this may be the rantings of a madman, it's just i feel like a jockey
sometimes as i ride the sequence of prime numbers, jumping each
new one and then feeling their occurence decrease.

-- 
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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-26

2001-03-02 Thread Piers Cawley

Greg McCarroll [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 * Philip Newton ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  Greg McCarroll wrote:
   
   * Simon Wistow ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  
This summary has been bought to you by the letters Alpha, Beta and
Gamma, the numbers 1,3,5,7 all superimposed and the colour Octarine.
   
   and 2, please 2, it'll keep me happy, then we can discuss if 1 is
   a prime number, ples
  
  I propose that 1 be prime if, and only if, 1 is not prime.
  
 
 No, definetly not. The partial set of prime numbers increases over
 the journey through integers. 1 is the logical starting point,
 and so it is added. This is the very spirit of primality. However
 this may be the rantings of a madman, it's just i feel like a jockey
 sometimes as i ride the sequence of prime numbers, jumping each
 new one and then feeling their occurence decrease.

Go to (void). Go directly to (void). Do not pass Go. Do not collect
200. 

-- 
Piers




Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-12

2001-02-16 Thread pmh

On Wed, 14 Feb 2001 17:02:36 +, Leon Brocard wrote:
 And finally, dumrats used naughty words and got attacked by a daemon:
 http://www.mail-archive.com/london-pm%40lists.dircon.co.uk/msg02186.html

Finally, due to this and other contextual clues, I've figured out who some of
these IRC names apply to.

 This london-list weekly summary has been brought to you with IRC
 nicknames instead of, err, real names. This is just an experiment - we
 reckon it's a bit silly and more confusing. What do you reckon?

For someone who's never used IRC at all, it's particularly annoying. I'm no
Luddite though, I was using Cheeseplant's house over a decade ago, and wrote
my own chat system, but just never got round to IRC.

-- 
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``Sarathy was concerned by the use of a "whole bit" for this task''
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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-12

2001-02-16 Thread Steve Mynott

[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 For someone who's never used IRC at all, it's particularly annoying. I'm no
 Luddite though, I was using Cheeseplant's house over a decade ago, and wrote
 my own chat system, but just never got round to IRC.

I was on Cheeseplant's House as well!

I recently noticed the source was out

http://www.cheeseplant.org/~daniel/pages/cph.html

which chat system did you write?

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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-12

2001-02-15 Thread Philip Newton

acme wrote:
 This london-list weekly summary has been brought to you with IRC
 nicknames instead of, err, real names. This is just an experiment - we
 reckon it's a bit silly and more confusing. What do you reckon?

I didn't know who "dumrats" was but it didn't take long to figure out.

Whether IRC names or "real" names are used depends, I suppose, on what you
know each other by.

However, I imagine if the weekly summaries are intended for the readers of
the list, using the names people use on the list might be better. Use IRC
names for summaries of #london.pm traffic :)

Just my EUR 0.02,

Cheers,
Philip
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Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-12

2001-02-15 Thread Robin Szemeti


 This london-list weekly summary has been brought to you with IRC
 nicknames instead of, err, real names. This is just an experiment - we
 reckon it's a bit silly and more confusing. What do you reckon?

hmmm .. dunno .. you start off ok with 'blech' but then go on to use the
same name spelt the same way on subsequent uses. surely it would make
more sense to change one character each time in a humorous fashion.

just my GBP 0.02 worth ( ~ 8.67 EUR at current exchange rates )

-- 
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So I installed Linux!



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-12

2001-02-15 Thread Robin Houston

On Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 10:17:42AM +0100, Philip Newton wrote:
 [...] summaries of #london.pm traffic :)

Now _there's_ an idea :-)

Is anyone feeling really, really bored?

 .robin.



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-12

2001-02-15 Thread Philip Newton

Robin Houston wrote:
 On Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 10:17:42AM +0100, Philip Newton wrote:
  [...] summaries of #london.pm traffic :)
 
 Now _there's_ an idea :-)
 
 Is anyone feeling really, really bored?

Isn't 30% of the traffic of the type "dadadodo for cream nauseous disgrace
extensibility"? :-)

Cheers,
Philip



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-12

2001-02-15 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

Robin Houston [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 On Thu, Feb 15, 2001 at 10:17:42AM +0100, Philip Newton wrote:
  [...] summaries of #london.pm traffic :)
 
 Now _there's_ an idea :-)
 
 Is anyone feeling really, really bored?

No, but I'm getting hungry...

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Pony and Buffy (was Re: Mailing List Stuff)

2001-02-15 Thread Mark Fowler

On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Michael Stevens wrote:
 On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:34:15PM +, Robin Houston wrote:
   what is it with ponys?
  I've wondered that too.
  Seems to be a #perl obsession...
 
 purl pony 
 [purl] pony is replyGimme a Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony
Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony 
Pony! Pony Pony Pony!
 
 Michael

Obviously one good meme deserves another:

- *dipsy* buffy?
*dipsy* trelane: wish i knew
*dipsy* purl knew: buffy is reply I want
BUFFY! Buffy! Buffy! Buffy! Buffy
+Buffy Buffy!  Buffy Buffy Buffy!  Buffy Buffy Buffy!  Buffy Buffy Buffy!

Okay, own up, who was this ;-) ?  And more importantly, who told dipsy to
forget Buffy...

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   Firm  = 'Profero Ltd',Web   = 'http://www.profero.com/'   ,
   Email = '[EMAIL PROTECTED]',   Phone = '+44 (0) 20 7700 9960'  )








Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-05

2001-02-12 Thread Dave Cross

At Mon, 12 Feb 2001 09:00:21 +, Steve Purkis [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Greg McCarroll wrote:

[ The same old tired nonsense about london.pm meeting dates ]
 
 Absolutely!  I mean, does anyone actually *believe* that life is as
 simple as "The first Wednesday of every month" ?!?  C'mon - there's
 *always* a catch.

_Please_ don't feed the troll :)

Dave...



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-05

2001-02-09 Thread Philip Newton

Leon Brocard wrote:
 On Thursday, a London.pm Heretic Meeting happened in a lovely
 pub with a nice warm fire by the Thames. For the uninitiated,
 a Heretic Meeting happens when the first thursday of the month
 is the 1st. Heretic meetings thus happen on the 7th, and are
  ^^^
8th. (For the summary in four weeks' time :-)

 organised (?) by Greg and not Dave. This'll happen again next
 month...

Cheers,
Philip



Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-02-05

2001-02-09 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Philip Newton ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 Leon Brocard wrote:
  On Thursday, a London.pm Heretic Meeting happened in a lovely
  pub with a nice warm fire by the Thames. For the uninitiated,
  a Heretic Meeting happens when the first thursday of the month
  is the 1st. Heretic meetings thus happen on the 7th, and are
   ^^^
 8th. (For the summary in four weeks' time :-)
 

london.pm meetings happen on the day after the first wednesday
of the month - some misinformed people may have meetings on the
1st of the month occasionally, but what can i say? they are just
crazy!

-- 
Greg McCarroll  http://www.mccarroll.uklinux.net



Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-05 Thread David H. Adler

On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:34:15PM +, Robin Houston wrote:
 On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:27:16PM +, Struan Donald wrote:
  * at 02/02 12:29 + Jonathan Stowe said:
   On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Dave Cross wrote:
   
Any questions?
   
   
   Yeah, can I have a pony ?
  
  what is it with ponys?
 
 I've wondered that too.
 Seems to be a #perl obsession...

I think brian's wanted a pony ever since the early days of NY.pm, and
he avoids IRC like the plague...

dha, likes pie

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Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Jonathan Stowe

On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Dave Cross wrote:

 Any questions?


Yeah, can I have a pony ?

/J\
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Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Struan Donald

* at 02/02 12:29 + Jonathan Stowe said:
 On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Dave Cross wrote:
 
  Any questions?
 
 
 Yeah, can I have a pony ?

what is it with ponys?

struan



Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Robin Houston

On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:27:16PM +, Struan Donald wrote:
 * at 02/02 12:29 + Jonathan Stowe said:
  On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Dave Cross wrote:
  
   Any questions?
  
  
  Yeah, can I have a pony ?
 
 what is it with ponys?

I've wondered that too.
Seems to be a #perl obsession...

 .robin.

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Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Michael Stevens

On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:34:15PM +, Robin Houston wrote:
  what is it with ponys?
 I've wondered that too.
 Seems to be a #perl obsession...

purl pony [12:39]
[purl] pony is replyGimme a Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony!
   Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony
   Pony Pony!

Michael



Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Simon Wistow

Robin Houston wrote:
 
 I've wondered that too.
 Seems to be a #perl obsession...

As in "stroke the pony"?



Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Robin Houston

On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:40:18PM +, Michael Stevens wrote:
 purl pony
 [purl] pony is replyGimme a Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony
 Pony Pony!  Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony! Pony
 Pony Pony! Pony Pony Pony!

robin literal pony pony pony
purl robin: pony pony pony =is= replyGLUE GLUE GLUE|
  replyRHAPSODY in Glue!

robin glue glue glue?
purl glue glue glue is replyPONY PONY PONY


hmm
It must be a US cultural reference of some sort...

 .robin.



Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Jonathan Stowe

On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Robin Houston wrote:

 On Fri, Feb 02, 2001 at 12:27:16PM +, Struan Donald wrote:
  * at 02/02 12:29 + Jonathan Stowe said:
   On Fri, 2 Feb 2001, Dave Cross wrote:
   
Any questions?
   
  
   Yeah, can I have a pony ?
 
  what is it with ponys?

 I've wondered that too.
 Seems to be a #perl obsession...



Older than that :

http://www.fly.net/~shiva/complain.txt

/J\
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Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Dave Hodgkinson

Jonathan Stowe [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

 http://www.fly.net/~shiva/complain.txt

Spamford Wallace.

Those were the days.

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Re: Mailing List Stuff

2001-02-02 Thread Jonathan Stowe

On 2 Feb 2001, Dave Hodgkinson wrote:

 Jonathan Stowe [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

  http://www.fly.net/~shiva/complain.txt

 Spamford Wallace.

 Those were the days.


On the subject of Ponies - check out this aw350m3 site -

http://members.tripod.com/~ponyland/

/J\
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Re: the list

2001-02-01 Thread pmh

On Wed, 31 Jan 2001 12:21:47 +, Dominic Mitchell wrote:
 On Wed, Jan 31, 2001 at 12:04:54PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:
  everyone is probably reading up on ruby in preparation for it
  taking over the world
 
 Well, there's a good article on it in the "25th anniversary" Dr Dobbs
 magazine.  But there's also a Perl/Tk article, so don't feel left out.

Bah! It's not a Perl/Tk article. It's a totally shit perl symbol table article which 
is unfocussed and chock full of hideous errors and misconceptions.

No, hang on, that's the perl article in the next issue, which keeps mentioning 
Tk::Browser like it's relevant. I don't remember what the article you refer to was 
like, but it didn't have me shouting at the magazine.

-- 
Peter Haworth   [EMAIL PROTECTED]
"Please keep in mind that you have come up against a KNOWN BUG in the
 C library, and Perl can't fix *everything* that is broken by other people."
-- Chip Salzenberg



RE: the list

2001-01-31 Thread Matthew Jones

It's oh so quiet.

After recent activity this is somewhat disconcerting.

OK, just in the interests of making traffic, then, here's a picture of me as
a baby:

http://website.lineone.net/~vineleaf/sands/gfx/mattjones.jpg

You see, you have ot get your priorities right at an early age.

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you said it wasn't art, so now we're gonna rip you apart




Re: the list

2001-01-31 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Michael Stevens ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 It's oh so quiet.
 
 After recent activity this is somewhat disconcerting.
 

everyone is probably reading up on ruby in preparation for it
taking over the world

-- 
Greg McCarroll  http://www.mccarroll.uklinux.net



Re: the list

2001-01-31 Thread Michael Stevens

On Wed, Jan 31, 2001 at 12:04:54PM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:
 * Michael Stevens ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  It's oh so quiet.
  After recent activity this is somewhat disconcerting.
 everyone is probably reading up on ruby in preparation for it
 taking over the world

Surely you mean python?

(I kinda like python)

Michael



Re: the list

2001-01-31 Thread Richard Clamp

On Wed, Jan 31, 2001 at 11:50:45AM +, Michael Stevens wrote:
 It's oh so quiet.
 
 After recent activity this is somewhat disconcerting.

I don't know, before it was fast as lightning.

Which was a little bit frightening.

-- 
Richard Clamp [EMAIL PROTECTED]



RE: Mailing List Archive

2001-01-26 Thread Mike Davis
Title: RE: Mailing List Archive





Why don't we make our own archive and ask mail-archive.com to stop doing their thing? Then we have control of what is published and everyone's happy...

 -Original Message-
 From: alex [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 Sent: Friday, January 26, 2001 3:22 AM
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: Mailing List Archive
 
 
 
 a public archive containing all our email addresses is obviously bad.
 no-spam countermeasures help, but it's an ugly solution..
 
 it's also about atmosphere. i don't like contributing to a friendly,
 discussive list that's archived and searchable by anyone who 
 happens to
 drop by. mutual trust is a valuable thing.
 
 -- 
 i recommend dramatically combined, shaped snack pastries for business.
 





RE: Mailing List Archive

2001-01-26 Thread Dave Cross

At Fri, 26 Jan 2001 09:23:17 -, Mike Davis [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Why don't we make our own archive and ask mail-archive.com to stop 
 doing their thing? Then we have control of what is published and 
 everyone's happy...

I don't think that mail-archive would be amenable to removing the 
archive. Their FAQ says that they don't delete stuff from their
archives.

Also, in the general case this doesn't help us. There's nothing to
stop anyone subscribing a mail-reaper to the list at any time. 
mail-archive's bot is obvious as it's called [EMAIL PROTECTED], but they
don't need to be so easy to spot.

Best idea that I came up whilst thinking about it last night was to
configure majordomo to automatically add an 'X-No-Archive' header to
all mails on the list. But even that only avoids archives that play by
the rules.

Dave...



Re: Mailing List Archive

2001-01-26 Thread Mark Fowler

This is my two pence worth:

 1. I stand by everything I've ever said on the the list.  If I didn't
mean it I wouldn't have said it.

 2. However, I can see problems with people taking things I've said out of
context.  Pah, so be it.  This is the problem with the world.

 3. If I wanted to say something in private, I'd do it off list.  Or on
irc.  Or on one of the private lists I'm a member of.

 4. However, it is apparent that certain people (read headhunters) are
reading this list and taking advantage of it (using my phone number.)

 5. As far as stuff getting back to my employer, well my employer has
benefited from me being on list something chronic.  The knowledge I've
gained, amongst other things, has been highly useful.  P.S. I'm late
for work.  Daryl, if you're reading this then I owe you an extra hour
;-)

So in conclusion, I'm for an open list.  But I don't care enough to object
either way.  joke I think the real question should be, do we munge
reply-tos or not /joke

Later.

Mark.

P.S. Oi, recruiters.  I'm happy where I work.  Ta.

1984: These are my personal opinions, and do not represent my employer.
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   Name  = 'Mark Fowler',Title = 'Technology Developer'  ,
   Firm  = 'Profero Ltd',Web   = 'http://www.profero.com/'   ,
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RE: Mailing List Archive

2001-01-26 Thread Jonathan Peterson

 Best idea that I came up whilst thinking about it last night was to
 configure majordomo to automatically add an 'X-No-Archive' header to
 all mails on the list. But even that only avoids archives that play by
 the rules.

Seems like a good idea to me. The fact that mailing lists are ultimately not
private forums doesn't mean we can't try to establish a degree of privacy.
There strikes me as being a massive qualatative difference between  someone
searching for my name and a company's name to see what I've been saying
about that company, and someone having to find out what mailing lists I'm
on, and then subscribe to and read the lists waiting to see what I say.

Leon brought up the matter of conversations in pubs. There's no reason why
someone coulnd't hire a sleuth to turn up to the london.pm meeting posing as
a new member and get them to find out who's saying what. But that's a big
leap to take, and not an argument for saying that all conversations in pubs
should be considered public knowledge just because that's a technical
possibiltity.





Re: Mailing List Archive

2001-01-26 Thread jduncan

On Fri, Jan 26, 2001 at 12:07:18AM +, Greg McCarroll wrote:
 * James Powell ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  
  To make it harder for google to find you - change your name Prince style.
  
 
 good idea!
 
 - greg of wales

This is the best laugh I've had in a little while. Thanks.

james.

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