Dear Friends,
Hi!
One VERY unfortunate facet of Indian politics is that we have a very immature
electorate. So, while on one hand, Manmohan Singh loses an election in
one of the most
educated and enlightened constituency, i.e. South Delhi, by over
30,000 votes; Phoolan Devi wins from Mirzapur
Have u guys Voted yet, send SMS's also Please
Tunnu
Waheguru ji ka Khalsa Waheguru ji ki Fateh
We know we should not make Darbar Sahibji in Rank, but if we got no.1 rank in
NDTV event then it will be good for sikh prachar.
Go to this site and click on Golden temple vote option then follow the
SHIV ki jyoti se noor milta hai,
sabke dilon ko surur milta hai,
jo bhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar,
kuch na kuch zarror milta hai
Jai Bhole Baba Ki
Happy Mahashivratri 2009!
Maha Shivratri ke is pawan parv par safalta ka damru sadev aap ke liye
bajta rahe.
Luv,
Tunnu
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Friends,
Just bumped into this news story...
http://www.timesonl ine.co.uk/ tol/life_ and_style/ food_and_ drink/article570
7554.ece
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,
Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't
follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
Each morning, fix him
My wife told me it was about time that I learned to play golf.
It's a game where you chase a little ball all over the country when you are too
old to chase women.
So, I went to see Mr. Jones and asked him if he would teach me how to play.
He said, Sure, you've got balls don't you?
Yes, but on
Woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and
spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me sir, can
you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know
where I am.'
The man below replied, 'You're in a hot air
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Facts about our India .
To check the dwindling population of tigers in India , 'Project Tiger' was
First-year students at Texas A M's Vet school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to
HEMA is a Dutch department store.
Take a look at HEMA's product page. You can't order anything (it's all in
Dutch, anyway) but just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens.
Don't click on any of the item pictures, just wait and see what happens.
This company has a sense of humor
Please...
Read it till the end.
If you are not beautiful in your twenties
Not strong in thirties,
Not wealthy in forties,
Not wise in fifties,
You will be never beautiful, strong, wealthy wise in your entire life !!!
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A
The answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who
obviously have an excellent sense of humour!
Q: Does it ever get windy in India? I have never seen it rain on
TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around
watching them
Dear Manish,*
That is absolutely wonderful sharing. Thanks. Coincidentally this was part of
the discussion in the morning Vedanta study class. I am prompted to share the
learnings:
* Its the Feedback thats important , and Criticism is part of it, else it
will be false praise.
*
50 Strange Buildings of the World
1. The Crooked House (Sopot, Poland)
Construction of the building started in in January 2003 and in December 2003 it
was finished. House architecture is based on Jan Marcin Szancer (famous Polish
drawer and child books illustrator) and Per Dahlberg (Swedish
* * * **
The Frogs
A farmer came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could use a
million frog legs. The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he
could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, 'There is a pond near my
What is recession?
This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the
roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of
hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never
watched television. But enthusiastically, he
http://pgportal. gov.in/
Can you imagine this is happening in INDIA ?
The govt. wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they faced
while dealing with Government officials or departments like Passport Office,
Electricity board, BSNL/MTNL, Railways etc.
I know many people
Can anybody guess How much lazy anyone can be ?
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*'The will of God will never take you where the Grace
of God will not protect you.' *
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Some great quotations which didn't quite make the grade ...!
Enjoy.
I DON'T CARE HOW FAMOUS YOU ARE
Mona Lisa's Mother:'After all that money your father and I spent on braces,
that's the biggest smile you can give us ?'
Columbus's Mother: 'I don't care what you've discovered,
How to play chicken and lose
From The Economist print edition
Finance suffers from reverse natural selection
THE great American economist Irving Fisher was never able to live down his
remark, just before the 1929 crash, that share prices had reached what seemed
a permanently high plateau.
SOMETHING to think about...
Isn't it strange how a £20 note seems like such a large amount when you donate
it tothe gurdwara, but such a small amount when you go shopping?
Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're at the gurdwara, and how
short they seem when you're watching a
The Titans Take It on the Chin
By ANDREW ROSS SORKIN, The New York Times
Many ordinary Americans are losing their jobs and savings because of the
debacle on Wall Street.
This column is not about them.
Instead it is about the financial titans, those Masters of the Universe who
helped make
Disgraced Satyam Computer Services promoter B. Ramalinga Raju was to have
co-chaired a panel discussion at the World Economic Forum event at Davos, but
like global economic growth, Raju will not be able to appear, as he is
`constrained' .
Raju, accused of perpetuating a Rs 7,800 crore
TRIBUTE TO AN UNKNOWN SOLDIER
Today is our Republic Day and I am sharing with you what was basically an
advertising campaign which was published during the Kargil war to try and
create awareness about what our soldiers go through day after day. It was
printed in AM magazine and
Visualise your Goal
The Catalina Island is twenty-one miles away from the coast of California, and
many people have taken the challenge to swim across it.
On July 4th 1952, Florence Chadwick stepped into the water off Catalina
Island to swim across to the California coast. She
Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I would have deleted
them, but the story wouldn't be the same.
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they
got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
Well, said her mother, so how was the
Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight .
Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don€™t
A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and
started to play the violin; it was a cold January
morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes.
During that time, since it was rush hour,it was
calculated that thousand of people went through the
station, most of them on their way
Hi ,
This is worth watching. A powerful video to share and reflect about life.
Please take a minute out of your busy day to watch
http://www.maniacwo rld.com/are- you-going- to-finish- strong.html
Best Wishes
Tunnu
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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer
for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad
news, the donkey died.
Kenny replied, Well then, just give me my money
Once a boy went to a shop with his mother. The shop keeper looked at the small
cute child and showed him a bottle with sweets
and said 'Dear Child..u can take the sweets...
But the child didnt take. The shop keeper was surprised.. such a small child he
is and why is he not taking the
Please checkout attachment for something great
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Subject:The American Way
In a few short days, an African American man will move from his private
residence into a much larger and infinitely more expensive one owned not by him
but by the taxpayers. A vast lawn, a perimeter fence and many well trained
security specialists will insulate him
THE DETECTIVE
A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first Singh a
picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
'This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?'
The first Singh answers,
A different Eye Test...
Well, to test Are you a Male or a Female?
This is called the quick eye exam ...
Quick Eye Exam...
This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat.!! ! !
Try this, its actually quite good. But don't cheat!
Count the number of F's
FIDELITY PAYS
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
It was the day after India's Independence Day. A thoughtful Tony Blair who had
watched the celebrations on TV got onto the phone with his friend Bush:
India! shouted Blair.
What about India? asked a startled Bush.
We English made a mistake George, said Blair, I need to get India back as a
I will be available from January 2009, and I am willing to relocate.
RESUME: GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
* I was arrested in Kennebunkport , Maine , in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I plead guilty, paid a fine, and had
firsttry is the most accurate. enjoy
Don't worry about the Japanese characters. It works.
See if your brain is as old as your body ~ or ~ (perish the thought) ~ OLDER !!
Procedure of Flash Fabrica Game:
1. Touch 'start'
2. Wait for 3, 2, 1.
3. Memorize the number's position on
Maths Exam, Pakistan. Time: 3 hrs, Marks: 100
All questions are compulsory.
1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder. He has 7 wives in his house. Abdul
distributed money to his wives in such a proportion that the youngest and most
recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum,
THE FINAL INSPECTION
The soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.
'Step forward now, you soldier,
How shall I deal with you ?
Have you always turned the other cheek ?
To My Church have you been true?'
The
For a lighter moment
http://in.youtube. com/watch? v=fmdAF4ihedMNR=1
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Please spare a couple of minutes here for the sake of our country INDIA
U Can make a huge difference to the Indian Economy, Small example
Before 5 months 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 32
After 5 months 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 37
Do you think Canadian Economy is booming?No, but Indian Economy is Going
Dear All, please do go to the link below and light a candle in the memory of
the brave soldiers who gave their lives in the line of duty there are
very few who do so.
http://timesofindia .indiatimes. com/tributes. cms
JAI HIND
Manmeet , Tunnu
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Wine per do purane jokes yaad aaye hain:
Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye.
12 botal pilane k baad theke wala bola: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
Wife, Preeto:
Wo Samne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho
Maine Use 10 Sal Pehle
Shadi Ke Liye
'TRUE ABOUT AMERICA'
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take
a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person,
put it in
The Tax Poem
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
Scientists at the Rocket launching station in Thumba, were in the habitof
working for nearly 12 to 18 hours a day. There were about Seventy such
scientists working on a project. All the scientists were really frustrated due
to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but
Q. What do you calla fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!
Q. What is the difference between WATCH WIFE ?
A. Ekbigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai..
Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai
Q.Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A. Man : Hoga, zarur
Subject: Ducks Quack, Eagles Soar - A MUST READ
No one can make you serve customers well. That's because great service is a
choice.
Harvey Mackay, tells a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this
point.
He was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a
Hello Guys,
Have you heard of Santa applying to a medical school aspiring to become
a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door
*Santa-Banta say on current financial market*:-
What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of my cheque
is returned stamped insufficient funds, I won't know whether that
refers to my account or the bank's.
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For the Investors
Popular Quote doing rounds post Lehman brothers, AIG, Merryll Lynch fiasco...
'There are two sides to a Balance Sheet.- Left the Right ( Liabilities and
Assets respectively) on the Left side there is nothing right.. and on the right
side there is nothing left '
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*A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS, but one who NEVER QUITS! . read on..
A candidate for a news broadcasters post was rejected by officials
since his voice was not fit for a news broadcaster. He was also told that
with his obnoxiously long name, he would never be famous.
He is Amitabh
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think
you're the father
A Swami was havi ng a conversation with Lord Shiva one day and said.
Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.
Lord Shiva led the Swami to two doors.
He opened one of the doors and the Swami looked in. In the middle of the room
was a large round table. In the middle of the
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