[FairfieldLife] Re: Which smartphone are you going to buy?

2012-09-21 Thread card


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote:

 On 09/20/2012 02:44 PM, card wrote:
  http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/09/iphone5-spec-showdown/
 
 
 
 I paid $350 for the Nexus.  Unlocked the Galaxy III is $600-$800.  I 
 don't think you can get an iPhone 5 unlocked.  Microsoft must have sent 
 out an email to their employees to vote for the Lumia (or Nokia did).  
 Business is war these days.


Yeah, I agree. I think the Lumia 920 shall fail for at least
two reasons: it's way too heavy (185 grams; iPhone 5, 114 grams), and perhaps 
even too wide for many people (~ 70 millimetres; iPhone ~ 60 millimetres?). Of 
course, the camera of the Lumia is superb, but
that's prolly not enough.

 And as a Nokia share holder, I'm afraid Windoze Phone 8 shall be
a disaster...

BTW, just recommended my sister to buy a Macbook(?), instead of a PC laptop!



[FairfieldLife] Open Mike Thread (was Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein)

2012-09-21 Thread salyavin808


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@ wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@ wrote:
  
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
   
Raunchy, you remind me of the proper etiquette to be
used at Comedy Clubs on Open Mike Night, so I will
reply. When someone gets up on stage and tries to be
funny, you applaud them at the end, even if they
haven't been. You do this because it took guts to
get up there and embarrass themselves, and they
deserve encouragement. I'm sure even Robin Williams
bombed a few times before he made it to Actual Funny.
   
   Barry's reaction to your post is proof positive you were really, really 
   funny.

So good luck, and thank you for taking up my Creativity
Challenge. My only advice is to keep working at it, and
not to become an applause slut over Awoe's gushing...
she is what we call in the biz an easy audience.
   
   Who is the we? Since when are you in show biz and what kind? Easy 
   audience, I don't know, I haven't been too easy on you lately.

As for the Woodstock condom, I wasn't there, but I do
have a friend (a former TMer, now touring the world as
a kind of non-guru guru) who not only was, he carried
around in his wallet his original *tickets* to Woodstock.
He used to use them to impress much younger women he
was trying to hustle. His success with this ploy was on
about the same level as yours with the condom ploy, so
don't lose heart. If you keep working at it, you might
someday become a guru yourself.  :-)

P.S. I haven't worn my Garcia ties in years, but I *do*
actually have a couple of pairs of Garcia boxer shorts.
Silk. Cool designs (better than the one below). Never
really wear them except when entertaining ladies who
prefer the boxer look. I'm more of a briefs kinda guy.
If you actually have any comedy chops, you should be
able to take that piece of information and run with it.
Good luck...  :-)
   
   Raunchy, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Now, do you prefer boxers or 
   briefs?
  
  I usually wear briefs.
 
 I meant what do you prefer on BARRY?

How old are you? Just asking coz you come across like one
of those emotionally backward teenagers that gets even
facebook a bad name. I've never made a habit of reading more
of your hysteria than message view provides, but recently 
I've started praying your relentless shrieking causes you to
overpost and have to go somewhere else for a week, only one 
nutbag less round here but a distinct improvement for the rest
of us.

 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@
wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@ wrote:
 
  At the risk of 'piling on' this little vignette was priceless.
  Probably because it rang so true. All you left out was some
  bimbo trying to climb onto his lap.

 Hold the applause, Ann. You're only encouraging me. I can't...
 no I mustn't...Help! Somebody STOP ME! Oh alright.

 Scene: Leiden, Holland, 2:00 am. Two Dutch grifters discuss
 their recent mark.
 Guy: Hey, what's in his wallet?
 Gal: ID, Barry Wright, two bucks and a condom...expiration
 date, August 18, 1969.
 Guy: Sonofabitch, the last time that old geezer got laid was
 at Woodstock!
 Gal: Thought so...probably explains the tie-dyed boxer shorts.
 Guy: Did you get those too?
 Gal: Yep, trophy for my easy mark collection.
 Guy: Two bucks? Hardly worth the trouble of letting him feel
 your ass.
 Gal: My ass, his shorts, win, win.

 Meanwhile, alone in a fleabag hotel, passed out cold, handcuffed
 to a chair and stripped naked except for a Jerry Garcia tie*
 gracefully covering his privates. Barry slowly regains
 consciousness, muttering, win, win...win, win.

 Barry: What a night! Can't wait to write about it.

 *Jerry Garcia tie: Barry's most prized possession.
   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Open Mike Thread -- the winners

2012-09-21 Thread turquoiseb
The management and patrons of the FFL Comedy Club 
would like to thank all participants in yesterday's 
online Doing Standup While Sitting Down competition. 
We appreciate all those who tried their best to be 
funny, and salute them for being very trying indeed.

You'll have to consult our website for a full list of
winners, but a couple of categories deserve special 
mention here. First, in the coveted category of 
Bitter Old Women Trying To Write Comedy Material 
Based On Sex Acts They're Too Dried Up And Senile
To Remember, we have a rare TIE. The co-award goes 
to two MEN who more than proved themselves the equals 
of the women in this category. Congratulations, guys. 
Turn your ballsacks in at the bar to receive your 
awards. 

Honorable Mention goes to an unwitting participant
in the contest who, offstage, managed to win the 
The Best Parodies Of Myself Are The Ones I Act
Out Myself award by attacking a clique member for
giving her lip only a few minutes after someone had
written a parody of that same participant...uh...
attacking members of their own clique for standing
up to them. Congratulations on the brilliant 
portrayal. No need to turn in your ballsack at
the bar...just give the bartender shit for asking
what you want to drink and not knowing it ahead
of time like you would have known because you're
so psychic and all, and he'll know who you are. 

Again, thanks to all participants, and remember to
come back for next week's Open Mike competition. 

:-)





[FairfieldLife] Re: Open Mike Thread -- the winners

2012-09-21 Thread doctordumbass
Doc sez, you'll get over it. Please remember that the parodies on here poking 
rude fun at you have exactly as much truth to them as your posts do - very, 
very little.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 The management and patrons of the FFL Comedy Club 
 would like to thank all participants in yesterday's 
 online Doing Standup While Sitting Down competition. 
 We appreciate all those who tried their best to be 
 funny, and salute them for being very trying indeed.
 
 You'll have to consult our website for a full list of
 winners, but a couple of categories deserve special 
 mention here. First, in the coveted category of 
 Bitter Old Women Trying To Write Comedy Material 
 Based On Sex Acts They're Too Dried Up And Senile
 To Remember, we have a rare TIE. The co-award goes 
 to two MEN who more than proved themselves the equals 
 of the women in this category. Congratulations, guys. 
 Turn your ballsacks in at the bar to receive your 
 awards. 
 
 Honorable Mention goes to an unwitting participant
 in the contest who, offstage, managed to win the 
 The Best Parodies Of Myself Are The Ones I Act
 Out Myself award by attacking a clique member for
 giving her lip only a few minutes after someone had
 written a parody of that same participant...uh...
 attacking members of their own clique for standing
 up to them. Congratulations on the brilliant 
 portrayal. No need to turn in your ballsack at
 the bar...just give the bartender shit for asking
 what you want to drink and not knowing it ahead
 of time like you would have known because you're
 so psychic and all, and he'll know who you are. 
 
 Again, thanks to all participants, and remember to
 come back for next week's Open Mike competition. 
 
 :-)





[FairfieldLife] Was Steve Jobs a soda man?

2012-09-21 Thread card

A study out of the Harvard School of Public Health has shown that sugary 
beverage consumption- specifically, soda- is an independent health risk for 
heart disease. This means that it isn#8217;t just a contributing 
factor#8230;drinking too much soda alone can cause heart disease.

Not only does a sugared beverage have an excess of processed sugar that spikes 
blood sugar levels and leads to obesity, but the chemicals in it have been 
shown to instantly trigger an inflammatory response all over the body within 
minutes of consumption.

The Harvard study showed that people who consumed as few as two sodas per day 
were at significantly increased risk of heart disease- more than 20%.

What#8217;s worse, other risk factors skyrocketed with just 2 sodas per day as 
well, such as pancreatic cancer (87%), diabetes (44%) and gout (85%).

http://blueheronhealthnews.com/site/?p=5709



[FairfieldLife] BECOME A FRIEND:

2012-09-21 Thread merlin
http://www.tm.org/friends
Friends of the TM program provides scholarships to 
people in your community with financial challenges who have a sincere 
desire to learn the TM program.

Your support makes it possible for everyone, regardless of 
circumstances, to enjoy the benefits of this life-long program of 
personal growth. 

Charitable contributions to Maharishi Foundation USA 
are tax deductible.


[FairfieldLife] Fwd: Remember, the November election is important; Read THIS!

2012-09-21 Thread WLeed3


 
  

 From: eb7...@dejazzd.com
To: bgbg4...@gmail.com, cpk...@ptd.net
CC:  wle...@aol.com, rlwil...@embarqmail.com
Sent: 9/20/2012 2:37:10 P.M.  Eastern Daylight Time
Subj: Fwd: Remember, the November election is  important; Read THIS!




Begin forwarded message:


From:  _tideebowl@aol.com_ (mailto:tideeb...@aol.com) 

Date:  September 20, 2012  2:13:44 PM EDT

Subject:  Remember, the  November election is important; Read THIS!




 
 
 
 
 
 
This is unbelievable; the average American  is going bankrupt trying to pay 
for gas to 
get to work (in addition to all the  increased
prices across the board to pay YET  AGAIN for fuel!) and the gov't. is 
hog-tying
extraction!
 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 





 
 
 
 





 
 
 
 





 
 
 
 
OIL -  You better be sitting down when you  read this!!

As you  may know, Cruz Construction started a  division in  North Dakota 
Just 6 months  ago.

They sent every Kenworth (9  trucks) we had here in Alaskato  North 
Dakota and several  drivers.

They  just bought two new  Ken worth’s to add to that  fleet; one  being a 
Tri-Drive tractor and a new 65 ton  lowboy to go with it.

They also   bought two new cranes (one crawler   one  rubber tired) for 
that  Division.

Dave  Cruz said they have  moved more rigs in the last  6 months in ND  
than Cruz Construction moved in  Alaska in  the last 6 years.

Williston is like  a gold rush town; they moved one of our  40 man camps 
Down there since there are no  rooms available.

Unemployment in ND  is the lowest in the nation at 3.4 percent  last I 
Checked.

See anything in the  national news about how the oil industry is  fueling 
North Dakota ’s  economy?

Here's an astonishing read.  Important and verifiable   information:

About 6 months ago, the  writer was watching a news program on oil  and one 
Of the Forbes Bros. Was the  guest.

The host said to Forbes, I  am going to ask you a direct question and I  
Would like a direct answer; 

How much  oil  does the U.S. Have in the ground?  Forbes did  not miss a 
Beat, he said, more  than all the  Middle East put   together..

The U. S..  Geological  Service issued a report in April 2008  that  only
Scientists and oil men knew  was coming, but man was it big.

It  was a  revised report (hadn't been updated  since 1995)  on how much 
oil Was in this  area of the western  2/3 of North Dakota  ,

Western South Dakota and extreme  eastern  Montana .

Check THIS   out:

The Bakken is the largest   domestic oil discovery since Alaska 's Prudhoe  
Bay , and has the potential  to

Eliminate all American dependence  on foreign oil. The Energy Information  
Administration (EIA) estimates It at 503  billion barrels. Even if just 10% 
of the  oil is recoverable (5 Billion barrels), at  $107 a barrel, We're 
looking at a resource  base worth more than  $5.3 trillion.

When I first  briefed legislators on this, you could  practically see 
Their jaws hit the  floor.

They had no  idea.. says  Terry Johnson, the Montana Legislature's
Financial  analyst.

This sizable find is now  the highest-producing onshore oil field  found 
In the past 56 years, reports  The Pittsburgh Post Gazette.

It's  a  formation known as the Williston Basin ,  but is  more commonly
Referred to as  the ’Bakken.'

It stretches from  Northern Montana, through North Dakota and  into  Canada 
.

For years, U. S. Oil  exploration has been considered a dead  end.

Even the  'Big Oil' companies  gave up searching for major  oil  wells
Decades ago.

However, a  recent  technological breakthrough has  opened up the  Bakker’s 
Massive  reserves,

And we now have access of  up to 500 billion barrels. And  because  this is 
Light, sweet  oil,

Those billions of barrels will  cost Americans just $16 PER  BARREL!!

That's enough crude  to fully fuel the American economy for 2041  years 
Straight.

And if THAT didn't throw  you on  the floor, then this next one  should -
Because it’s from  2006!!

U.. S. Oil  Discovery -  Largest Reserve in the  World  Stanberry  Report 
Online -  4/20/2006  Hidden  1,000 feet beneath the surface of  the Rocky  
Mountains lies the Largest  untapped oil reserve  in the  world.

It is more than 2  TRILLION barrels.  




 
 
 
 





 
 
 
 
On  August 8, 2005 President Bush Mandated its  extraction.

In three and a half  years of high oil prices none has  been extracted.

With this motherland  of oil why are we still fighting over  off-shore 
Drilling?

They reported  this stunning news: 

We have  more oil inside our borders, than all the  other proven reserves 
On earth.  

Here are the  official  estimates:

8 times as  much oil as  Saudi Arabia

18 times as much  oil  as Iraq

21 times as much oil as   Kuwait

22 times as much oil as   Iran

500 times as much oil as   Yemen

and it's all  right here in  the Western United States !!

HOW can this BE? HOW can we  NOT BE extracting 

[FairfieldLife] Open Mike Thread (was Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein)

2012-09-21 Thread awoelflebater


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, salyavin808 fintlewoodlewix@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@ wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@ wrote:
  
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@ wrote:
   


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:

 Raunchy, you remind me of the proper etiquette to be
 used at Comedy Clubs on Open Mike Night, so I will
 reply. When someone gets up on stage and tries to be
 funny, you applaud them at the end, even if they
 haven't been. You do this because it took guts to
 get up there and embarrass themselves, and they
 deserve encouragement. I'm sure even Robin Williams
 bombed a few times before he made it to Actual Funny.

Barry's reaction to your post is proof positive you were really, really 
funny.
 
 So good luck, and thank you for taking up my Creativity
 Challenge. My only advice is to keep working at it, and
 not to become an applause slut over Awoe's gushing...
 she is what we call in the biz an easy audience.

Who is the we? Since when are you in show biz and what kind? Easy 
audience, I don't know, I haven't been too easy on you lately.
 
 As for the Woodstock condom, I wasn't there, but I do
 have a friend (a former TMer, now touring the world as
 a kind of non-guru guru) who not only was, he carried
 around in his wallet his original *tickets* to Woodstock.
 He used to use them to impress much younger women he
 was trying to hustle. His success with this ploy was on
 about the same level as yours with the condom ploy, so
 don't lose heart. If you keep working at it, you might
 someday become a guru yourself.  :-)
 
 P.S. I haven't worn my Garcia ties in years, but I *do*
 actually have a couple of pairs of Garcia boxer shorts.
 Silk. Cool designs (better than the one below). Never
 really wear them except when entertaining ladies who
 prefer the boxer look. I'm more of a briefs kinda guy.
 If you actually have any comedy chops, you should be
 able to take that piece of information and run with it.
 Good luck...  :-)

Raunchy, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Now, do you prefer boxers 
or briefs?
   
   I usually wear briefs.
  
  I meant what do you prefer on BARRY?
 
 How old are you? Just asking coz you come across like one
 of those emotionally backward teenagers that gets even
 facebook a bad name. I've never made a habit of reading more
 of your hysteria than message view provides, but recently 
 I've started praying your relentless shrieking causes you to
 overpost and have to go somewhere else for a week, only one 
 nutbag less round here but a distinct improvement for the rest
 of us.

I'm not sure who you're talking to here but I'll answer for whoever it may be. 
I'm 55 years old. Hysterical can only possibly be referring to the hilarity 
of yesterday's comic posts, relentless shrieking can only be the result of 
your hearing aid being turned up too high, I suggest you have that checked. 
Other than that, speak to Barry about the nutbag issue, I think he already 
advised the others to check their ballsacks at the bar, but you can double 
check on that. Wanna be my friend on FB?
 
  
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@
 wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@ 
  wrote:
  
   At the risk of 'piling on' this little vignette was priceless.
   Probably because it rang so true. All you left out was some
   bimbo trying to climb onto his lap.
 
  Hold the applause, Ann. You're only encouraging me. I can't...
  no I mustn't...Help! Somebody STOP ME! Oh alright.
 
  Scene: Leiden, Holland, 2:00 am. Two Dutch grifters discuss
  their recent mark.
  Guy: Hey, what's in his wallet?
  Gal: ID, Barry Wright, two bucks and a condom...expiration
  date, August 18, 1969.
  Guy: Sonofabitch, the last time that old geezer got laid was
  at Woodstock!
  Gal: Thought so...probably explains the tie-dyed boxer shorts.
  Guy: Did you get those too?
  Gal: Yep, trophy for my easy mark collection.
  Guy: Two bucks? Hardly worth the trouble of letting him feel
  your ass.
  Gal: My ass, his shorts, win, win.
 
  Meanwhile, alone in a fleabag hotel, passed out cold, handcuffed
  to a chair and stripped naked except for a Jerry Garcia tie*
  gracefully covering his privates. Barry slowly regains
  consciousness, muttering, win, win...win, win.
 
  Barry: What a night! Can't wait to write about it.
 
  *Jerry Garcia tie: Barry's most prized possession.

   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Judy, your practice of replying sentence by sentence 
 distorts the meaning of my words and overshadows the 
 import of my complete thought as contained in the 
 whole paragraph.

Share, trying to stay out of the conflict but 
tripping on what you said above, I thought I
should draw your attention to a post I made
here recently entitled This is your brain on 
reading for fun...this is it on reading seriously. 
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/320510

It details some fascinating research being done
on people to determine what is going on in their
brains when they read either 1) for pleasure, the
sheer enjoyment of it, or 2) for work, what is
called close reading, as if they have to report
on what they're reading later in an essay about it. 
The researchers, watching the brains of people 
through an MRI scanner as they read, have discovered 
that very different parts of the brain are being 
used, depending on whether one is reading for 
pleasure, or doing close reading.

Riffing on what you say above, is it possible 
that a certain person is using different parts
of their brain when reading your posts than you
used when writing them?

I find this an interesting question when applied
to this forum. Different strokes for different
folks turns out to be true even in the brain,
and at different times, depending on the *intent*
with which we read. Two people could read the
same piece of literature -- in the experiments,
passages from Jane Austen -- and get two very
different things from them. That's not a surprise,
of course, chances are we *all* would see the
same passages slightly differently. *However*,
the new information from these studies is that
the *same* person could view and interpret 
these passages completely differently, depend-
ing on how they're reading them -- for pleasure,
or for work.

Taking a profession completely at random, consider
the case of a professional editor. Their day job
is parsing other people's writing, *looking for
nits to pick*. The person is, as you suggest, 
parsing word by word, sentence by sentence, *look-
ing for errors or lapses in grammar or logic*.
And to such a person, a single typo or misspelling
could render an entire work unworthy of publication,
and thus of being taken seriously.

Now consider another random profession, say a 
person who makes their living as a musician and
an educator. Such a person might have said many
times that they read the posts on FFL -- and
write their own -- for pleasure. They do *not*
tend to parse them carefully, looking for things
not right in them; instead they might be looking
for things to enjoy. Which is the objective, after 
all, of reading for pleasure.

These two types of people, conditioned by years
of habit to read either for pleasure or for work,
might be using entirely different parts of their
brains while reading, and as a result might have 
a tendency to react to what you write completely
differently.

Now make a mental leap with me beyond the context
of the experiments so far and to the next level.
If humans use different parts of their brains
when either reading for pleasure or reading more
seriously, close reading, is it possible that
they do the exact same thing when writing?

The musician in my completely random example, for
example, might have gone on record many times as
saying that he writes for pleasure, for the sheer
fun of writing and for the joy of seeing one's
ideas come together as a result of the very
act of writing. I'm like that, and I intuit 
that you might be, too. 

Someone else might tend to bring the same close
reading brain functioning they practice as a 
reader to their writing, and tend to take the 
writing more seriously, and less as an opportunity 
to have fun. They might, in fact, be practicing 
close writing. If this were the case, would it 
not be likely that they are using an entirely 
different mode of brain functioning when writing 
than the person who is writing for the pleasure 
of it?

Just a few random thoughts, written for the
pleasure of writing them. Parse them as you will,
and do with them what you will, using whatever
parts of your brain you tend to use when doing
that sorta stuff.  :-)





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- replying to BW

2012-09-21 Thread Share Long
Hi BW, yes, I saw that article.  Read quickly as is my tendency.  Sometimes I 
think I'm using a VERY small part of my brain here on FFL.  Sometimes I think 
I'm using too much!  Wonder how that combo of thoughts would look on MRI.

I was a Lit major in undergrad and then TV/Film in grad school.  Now can't even 
imagine reading or watching for anything other than pleasure.  But, having said 
that, it seems deeply imbued in my perceiving such to notice patterns, themes, 
overarching tones.  Dare I say that I attribute this to my jyotish chart?!

I think it would be fascinating to do similar research on musicians.  I read 
somewhere, not recently, that overall, musicians tend to live longer.  Don't 
remember other details.  Not my strong suit to do so.  But wanted to mention it 
anyway.  And wonder if maybe they, more than any other artists, combine 
pleasure and work.  Hmmm, now that I think of it, I'd put poets in this 
category too.  Probably missing merudanda more than is reasonable.


Yes, I take into account that someone might be accustomed to close reading.  
And it makes sense to me that that trait would spill over into writing.  Even 
into other activities.  I appreciate your bringing this to my attention again.  
Can aim for compassion.  As I anticipate a new posting week (-:

Also want to say that I appreciate your being somewhat of a good sport about 
the Stand Up Comedy Awards, etc. 


PS  I enjoyed both reading your post and replying to it.  win win, my favorite



 From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Friday, September 21, 2012 9:10 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the 
Church of $cientology
 

  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Judy, your practice of replying sentence by sentence 
 distorts the meaning of my words and overshadows the 
 import of my complete thought as contained in the 
 whole paragraph.

Share, trying to stay out of the conflict but 
tripping on what you said above, I thought I
should draw your attention to a post I made
here recently entitled This is your brain on 
reading for fun...this is it on reading seriously. 
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/320510

It details some fascinating research being done
on people to determine what is going on in their
brains when they read either 1) for pleasure, the
sheer enjoyment of it, or 2) for work, what is
called close reading, as if they have to report
on what they're reading later in an essay about it. 
The researchers, watching the brains of people 
through an MRI scanner as they read, have discovered 
that very different parts of the brain are being 
used, depending on whether one is reading for 
pleasure, or doing close reading.

Riffing on what you say above, is it possible 
that a certain person is using different parts
of their brain when reading your posts than you
used when writing them?

I find this an interesting question when applied
to this forum. Different strokes for different
folks turns out to be true even in the brain,
and at different times, depending on the *intent*
with which we read. Two people could read the
same piece of literature -- in the experiments,
passages from Jane Austen -- and get two very
different things from them. That's not a surprise,
of course, chances are we *all* would see the
same passages slightly differently. *However*,
the new information from these studies is that
the *same* person could view and interpret 
these passages completely differently, depend-
ing on how they're reading them -- for pleasure,
or for work.

Taking a profession completely at random, consider
the case of a professional editor. Their day job
is parsing other people's writing, *looking for
nits to pick*. The person is, as you suggest, 
parsing word by word, sentence by sentence, *look-
ing for errors or lapses in grammar or logic*.
And to such a person, a single typo or misspelling
could render an entire work unworthy of publication,
and thus of being taken seriously.

Now consider another random profession, say a 
person who makes their living as a musician and
an educator. Such a person might have said many
times that they read the posts on FFL -- and
write their own -- for pleasure. They do *not*
tend to parse them carefully, looking for things
not right in them; instead they might be looking
for things to enjoy. Which is the objective, after 
all, of reading for pleasure.

These two types of people, conditioned by years
of habit to read either for pleasure or for work,
might be using entirely different parts of their
brains while reading, and as a result might have 
a tendency to react to what you write completely
differently.

Now make a mental leap with me beyond the context
of the experiments so far and to the next level.
If humans use different parts of their brains
when either reading for pleasure or reading more
seriously, close 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread curtisdeltablues
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:


That was a bit of a revelation and a cogent analysis of why we can't get there 
from here between some posters.  Since I know the hypothetical guy you were 
imagining...it also explains why it can be fun to go point by point to 
stimulate a different part of my brain.  That was largely what doing philosophy 
involved and I enjoy that in a different way from creative writing.

Drilling deeper into this thoery I can also see how being attacked here 
stimulates a pseudo fear mechanism that prompts and urgency of response.  
Combined with things that a reader feels are inaccurate it creates a sturdy 
chain to pull and get pulled by.  That may be a case for not posting in a place 
where a lot of that goes on.  It is hard to resist getting pulled into that 
cycle, especially when not much more of that writing is going on. 

I used to think about some of the back and forth stuff about Maharishi's 
philosophy here as more of the first thing, the stimulation of the close 
attention part of my brain.  As it has drifted further and further from any 
content, it has become less and less satisfying in that regard, so I switch to 
the creative but negative angle creating images of trollish scenes to keep me 
interested in writing.

This really gives me a lot to think about, thanks for that Barry.  I would like 
to become a bit more conscious of my outcomes here and ultimately if being here 
is where my real outcomes are likely to get met in becoming the kind of writer 
I want to be.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Judy, your practice of replying sentence by sentence 
  distorts the meaning of my words and overshadows the 
  import of my complete thought as contained in the 
  whole paragraph.
 
 Share, trying to stay out of the conflict but 
 tripping on what you said above, I thought I
 should draw your attention to a post I made
 here recently entitled This is your brain on 
 reading for fun...this is it on reading seriously. 
 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/320510
 
 It details some fascinating research being done
 on people to determine what is going on in their
 brains when they read either 1) for pleasure, the
 sheer enjoyment of it, or 2) for work, what is
 called close reading, as if they have to report
 on what they're reading later in an essay about it. 
 The researchers, watching the brains of people 
 through an MRI scanner as they read, have discovered 
 that very different parts of the brain are being 
 used, depending on whether one is reading for 
 pleasure, or doing close reading.
 
 Riffing on what you say above, is it possible 
 that a certain person is using different parts
 of their brain when reading your posts than you
 used when writing them?
 
 I find this an interesting question when applied
 to this forum. Different strokes for different
 folks turns out to be true even in the brain,
 and at different times, depending on the *intent*
 with which we read. Two people could read the
 same piece of literature -- in the experiments,
 passages from Jane Austen -- and get two very
 different things from them. That's not a surprise,
 of course, chances are we *all* would see the
 same passages slightly differently. *However*,
 the new information from these studies is that
 the *same* person could view and interpret 
 these passages completely differently, depend-
 ing on how they're reading them -- for pleasure,
 or for work.
 
 Taking a profession completely at random, consider
 the case of a professional editor. Their day job
 is parsing other people's writing, *looking for
 nits to pick*. The person is, as you suggest, 
 parsing word by word, sentence by sentence, *look-
 ing for errors or lapses in grammar or logic*.
 And to such a person, a single typo or misspelling
 could render an entire work unworthy of publication,
 and thus of being taken seriously.
 
 Now consider another random profession, say a 
 person who makes their living as a musician and
 an educator. Such a person might have said many
 times that they read the posts on FFL -- and
 write their own -- for pleasure. They do *not*
 tend to parse them carefully, looking for things
 not right in them; instead they might be looking
 for things to enjoy. Which is the objective, after 
 all, of reading for pleasure.
 
 These two types of people, conditioned by years
 of habit to read either for pleasure or for work,
 might be using entirely different parts of their
 brains while reading, and as a result might have 
 a tendency to react to what you write completely
 differently.
 
 Now make a mental leap with me beyond the context
 of the experiments so far and to the next level.
 If humans use different parts of their brains
 when either reading for pleasure or reading more
 seriously, close reading, is it possible that
 they do the exact same thing when writing?
 
 The musician in my completely random 

[FairfieldLife] John, what about the benefics of FFL chart?

2012-09-21 Thread Share Long
Hi John, I was rereading what you've so generously written about the FFL 
chart.  Thank you so much for all those insights.  I do find them helpful.  


Can you say a little about Shukra Venus and Guru Jupiter?  Especially Guru 
being so close to Rahu.  Also, I have heard, as happens in FF a lot, that Venus 
in the 9th takes care of any problems in the chart.  Realize Moon and Venus not 
buddies but Moon is in sign of Venus exaltation.  


What are good remedies, besides puja and yagya, for Ketu?  Any other malefics 
need a little help?

What is yoga karaka of chart.  What is atma karaka?

Thanks again.  

Share  


[FairfieldLife] Fw: John, what about the benefics of FFL chart? PS

2012-09-21 Thread Share Long
I once posted here about how as we evolve, the negative aspects of our chart as 
if get vibed up.  Based on something the President of MUM had said to 
students.  Of course, with more elegant language.  Anyway, what do you think of 
that?


- Forwarded Message -
From: Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com
To: fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Friday, September 21, 2012 9:52 AM
Subject: John, what about the benefics of FFL chart?
 

Hi John, I was rereading what you've so generously written about the FFL 
chart.  Thank you so much for all those insights.  I do find them helpful.  


Can you say a little about Shukra Venus and Guru Jupiter?  Especially Guru 
being so close to Rahu.  Also, I have heard, as happens in FF a lot, that Venus 
in the 9th takes care of any problems in the chart.  Realize Moon and Venus not 
buddies but Moon is in sign of Venus exaltation.  


What are good remedies, besides puja and yagya, for Ketu?  Any other malefics 
need a little help?

What is yoga karaka of chart.  What is atma karaka?

Thanks again.  

Share  

[FairfieldLife] Re: Open Mike Thread -- the winners

2012-09-21 Thread raunchydog


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... no_reply@... wrote:

 Doc sez, you'll get over it. Please remember that the parodies on here poking 
 rude fun at you have exactly as much truth to them as your posts do - very, 
 very little.
 

The Angel Gabriel blows his horn and the gates of heaven open. Barry looks 
bewildered.

Barry: Am I dead?
RD: Yep, and so am I, got here last night with all the reprobates from FFLife.
Barry: Everyone, all at once?
RD: Yep, Nabby made the travel arrangements. Crop circle guys sucked us up to 
heaven though our cell phones...same technology aliens use for cow abductions. 
Barry: Cows don't have cell phones.
RD: Ha! Always the skeptic.
Barry: I want to go home.
RD: No can do. You have some work to do.
Barry: No one can make me do anything.
RD: Fine. No work. No friends.
Barry: Friends? Who needs them?
RD: You do. We all do.
Barry: O.K. I'll bite. What kind of work are you talking about?
RD: Soul searching, atonement, self-inquiry, stuff like that.
Barry: Been there done that.
RD: Well, there is an alternative program that requires no work at all, but the 
climate is quite a bit warmer.
Barry: I can't take the heat.
RD: It's your choice, Barry. Do some work or take the heat.

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
  The management and patrons of the FFL Comedy Club 
  would like to thank all participants in yesterday's 
  online Doing Standup While Sitting Down competition. 
  We appreciate all those who tried their best to be 
  funny, and salute them for being very trying indeed.
  
  You'll have to consult our website for a full list of
  winners, but a couple of categories deserve special 
  mention here. First, in the coveted category of 
  Bitter Old Women Trying To Write Comedy Material 
  Based On Sex Acts They're Too Dried Up And Senile
  To Remember, we have a rare TIE. The co-award goes 
  to two MEN who more than proved themselves the equals 
  of the women in this category. Congratulations, guys. 
  Turn your ballsacks in at the bar to receive your 
  awards. 
  
  Honorable Mention goes to an unwitting participant
  in the contest who, offstage, managed to win the 
  The Best Parodies Of Myself Are The Ones I Act
  Out Myself award by attacking a clique member for
  giving her lip only a few minutes after someone had
  written a parody of that same participant...uh...
  attacking members of their own clique for standing
  up to them. Congratulations on the brilliant 
  portrayal. No need to turn in your ballsack at
  the bar...just give the bartender shit for asking
  what you want to drink and not knowing it ahead
  of time like you would have known because you're
  so psychic and all, and he'll know who you are. 
  
  Again, thanks to all participants, and remember to
  come back for next week's Open Mike competition. 
  
  :-)
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- replying to Curtis

2012-09-21 Thread Share Long
Enjoying what you say here Curtis.  AND I also want to add my 2 cents worth 
about emotions, such as fear, and the body and or energy field around it.  I'll 
speak from personal experience.  Which is, especially recently, if I've eaten 
sugar, even the day before, I get triggered quite easily.

What I mean by triggered, is that I have a physiological response that 
initially is ALMOST ENTIRELY energetic.  Neither thoughts nor emotions attached 
to it yet.  They can come later.  So I've learned to postpone responding at 
least until my physiology is settled down.

Another confession:  if I suspect that a post will upset me, I don't read it 
until there's a soothing activity on the horizon.  Such as getting together 
with a friend, going to writing group, going to the Dome.  


I'm not suggesting that any of this applies directly to you.  I thought my 
experience might add something to the conversation.  BTW, I've also been 
thinking about the wisdom of participating here.  I think even more than the 
gratuitous negativity I get triggered by the ganging up on one person.  
Probably something from my childhood.      




 From: curtisdeltablues curtisdeltabl...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Friday, September 21, 2012 9:47 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the 
Church of $cientology
 

  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:


That was a bit of a revelation and a cogent analysis of why we can't get there 
from here between some posters.  Since I know the hypothetical guy you were 
imagining...it also explains why it can be fun to go point by point to 
stimulate a different part of my brain.  That was largely what doing philosophy 
involved and I enjoy that in a different way from creative writing.

Drilling deeper into this thoery I can also see how being attacked here 
stimulates a pseudo fear mechanism that prompts and urgency of response.  
Combined with things that a reader feels are inaccurate it creates a sturdy 
chain to pull and get pulled by.  That may be a case for not posting in a place 
where a lot of that goes on.  It is hard to resist getting pulled into that 
cycle, especially when not much more of that writing is going on. 

I used to think about some of the back and forth stuff about Maharishi's 
philosophy here as more of the first thing, the stimulation of the close 
attention part of my brain.  As it has drifted further and further from any 
content, it has become less and less satisfying in that regard, so I switch to 
the creative but negative angle creating images of trollish scenes to keep me 
interested in writing.

This really gives me a lot to think about, thanks for that Barry.  I would like 
to become a bit more conscious of my outcomes here and ultimately if being here 
is where my real outcomes are likely to get met in becoming the kind of writer 
I want to be.

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Judy, your practice of replying sentence by sentence 
  distorts the meaning of my words and overshadows the 
  import of my complete thought as contained in the 
  whole paragraph.
 
 Share, trying to stay out of the conflict but 
 tripping on what you said above, I thought I
 should draw your attention to a post I made
 here recently entitled This is your brain on 
 reading for fun...this is it on reading seriously. 
 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/320510
 
 It details some fascinating research being done
 on people to determine what is going on in their
 brains when they read either 1) for pleasure, the
 sheer enjoyment of it, or 2) for work, what is
 called close reading, as if they have to report
 on what they're reading later in an essay about it. 
 The researchers, watching the brains of people 
 through an MRI scanner as they read, have discovered 
 that very different parts of the brain are being 
 used, depending on whether one is reading for 
 pleasure, or doing close reading.
 
 Riffing on what you say above, is it possible 
 that a certain person is using different parts
 of their brain when reading your posts than you
 used when writing them?
 
 I find this an interesting question when applied
 to this forum. Different strokes for different
 folks turns out to be true even in the brain,
 and at different times, depending on the *intent*
 with which we read. Two people could read the
 same piece of literature -- in the experiments,
 passages from Jane Austen -- and get two very
 different things from them. That's not a surprise,
 of course, chances are we *all* would see the
 same passages slightly differently. *However*,
 the new information from these studies is that
 the *same* person could view and interpret 
 these passages completely differently, depend-
 ing on how they're reading them -- for pleasure,
 or for work.
 
 Taking a profession completely at random, consider
 the case of a 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Devas and Architecture

2012-09-21 Thread richardatrwilliamsdotus


mjackson74:
 I noticed that you have not responded to the notion that 
 if sthapatya veda is so important to health, well-being 
 and world peace, seems like the Big M might have 
 mentioned it a few years ago so it could be working its 
 magic all these many years.

MMY mentioned vastu before the erection of the Golden Dome 
at Fairfield, IA, in 1972. Why do you think it's a dome?

http://www.mmyvv.com/machieve1.jsp

 Perhaps you were not directing this to me, but I am not 
 a TM teacher, merely one of the peons who meditate.
 
So, where did your TM bija mantra come from? 

The point I'm trying to make is that the bijas mantras 
used in TM practice came from the Sri Vidya sect. 

So, I don't think they were 'made up' by MMY or Satyanand 
or Nandakishore. This is probably the most important 
aspect of TM practice that was mentioned on Usenet posts 
which could discredit MMY, that TM was 'invented' by
MMY, when in fact, it's a centuries old yoga technique
used by Buddhists and Hindus since at least the time of
the historical Buddha and the use of mandalas, if not
long before in the Upper Paleolithic in South Asia, 
according to historians.

To sum up what has been established:

If SBS had in his possession a Sri Yantra, and placed it 
in the Brahmastan of his cave, worshipped it and 
meditated on it while muttering the Saraswati bija mantra, 
and since SBS posed in Padma Asana displaying the chit 
mudra, and since SBS's teacher was SKS of Sringeri,
the headquarters of the Saraswati sannyasins, and since
the Sri Yantra is placed on the mandir for worship at
the Sringeri, in a vastu tantric temple which has a 
south facing entrance, and since all the Saraswati 
sannyasins of the Shankara order at Sringeri all adhere 
to the Soundarylahari in which is mentioned the TM bija 
mantra for Saraswati, and every Saraswati sannyasin 
meditates on the Saraswati bija mantra at least twice 
every day, most people would conclude that the TM bija 
derived from the Sri Vidya sect of Karnataka, since the 
TM bija mantra for Saraswati is mentioned in the most
revered scripture of the Sri Vidya, and is enumerated
in the Soundaryalahari, right?

Work cited:

'History of the Tantric Religion'
by Bhattacharyya, N. N.
New Delhi: Manohar, 1999

Read more:

When the term Tantra is used in relation to authentic Hindu Shaktism, it 
most often refers to a class of ritual manuals, and – more broadly – to an 
esoteric methodology of Goddess-focused spiritual practice (sadhana) involving 
mantra, yantra, nyasa, mudra and certain elements of traditional kundalini 
yoga, all practiced under the guidance of a qualified guru after due initiation 
(diksha) and oral instruction to supplement various written sources...


'Shaktism's focus on the Divine Feminine does not imply a rejection of 
Masculine or Neuter divinity. However, both are deemed to be inactive in the 
absence of Shakti. As set out in the first line of Adi Shankara's renowned 
Shakta hymn, Saundaryalahari (c. 800 CE)...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaktism

In the principally Shakta theology of the Shri Vidya the goddess is supreme, 
transcending the cosmos which is a manifestation of her...The school has an 
extensive literature of its own. The details of the beliefs vary in different 
texts, but the general principles are similar to those found in Kashmir 
Shaivism...The goddess is worshipped in the form of a mystical diagram 
(Sanskrit: yantra) of nine intersecting triangles, called the Shri Chakra that 
is the central icon of the tradition.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shri_Vidya



[FairfieldLife] Re: Devas and Architecture

2012-09-21 Thread Richard J. Williams


   I realized I was dreaming when I thought Maharishi was 
   enlightened and that all the stuff he recommended had 
   merit, I am glad I woke up.
   
  Non sequitur. 
 
mjackson74: 
 To believe this is a non sequitur, leads one to believe 
 that you are not able to string two thoughts together, 
 but maybe this is an off day...
 
You don't have to be 'enlightened' to realize that MMY was
a Shakta adherent, anymore than MMY had to be enlightened
in order to follow SBS. 

But, in fact it is doubtfull that MMY ascribed fully to
the notion that this world is an illusion or 'maya'. If 
he did, he would have said so, right?

The idea that the world is a dream and not real, is not a 
tenent of Shaktism - I don't think MMY really believed in 
the illusionary aspect of the universe.

Other important texts include the canonical Shakta 
Upanishads, as well as Shakta-oriented Puranic literature 
such as the Devi Purana and Kalika Purana, the Lalita 
Sahasranama (from the Brahmanda Purana), the Devi Gita 
(from the Devi-Bhagavata Purana), Adi Shankara's 
Saundaryalahari and the Tantras.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaktism



[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread Richard J. Williams


  Judy, your practice of replying sentence by sentence 
  distorts the meaning of my words and overshadows the 
  import of my complete thought as contained in the 
  whole paragraph.
 
turquoiseb:
 Taking a profession completely at random, consider
 the case of a professional editor...

Share, I already told you it's all about Judy. Don't
you get it - Barry does. He'll write almost anything
for hours, days, weeks, months, and years, to drag you 
down with him into the rabbit hole. LoL!

 Share, trying to stay out of the conflict but 
 tripping on what you said above, I thought I
 should draw your attention to a post I made
 here recently entitled This is your brain on 
 reading for fun...this is it on reading seriously. 
 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/320510
 
 It details some fascinating research being done
 on people to determine what is going on in their
 brains when they read either 1) for pleasure, the
 sheer enjoyment of it, or 2) for work, what is
 called close reading, as if they have to report
 on what they're reading later in an essay about it. 
 The researchers, watching the brains of people 
 through an MRI scanner as they read, have discovered 
 that very different parts of the brain are being 
 used, depending on whether one is reading for 
 pleasure, or doing close reading.
 
 Riffing on what you say above, is it possible 
 that a certain person is using different parts
 of their brain when reading your posts than you
 used when writing them?
 
 I find this an interesting question when applied
 to this forum. Different strokes for different
 folks turns out to be true even in the brain,
 and at different times, depending on the *intent*
 with which we read. Two people could read the
 same piece of literature -- in the experiments,
 passages from Jane Austen -- and get two very
 different things from them. That's not a surprise,
 of course, chances are we *all* would see the
 same passages slightly differently. *However*,
 the new information from these studies is that
 the *same* person could view and interpret 
 these passages completely differently, depend-
 ing on how they're reading them -- for pleasure,
 or for work.
 
 Taking a profession completely at random, consider
 the case of a professional editor. Their day job
 is parsing other people's writing, *looking for
 nits to pick*. The person is, as you suggest, 
 parsing word by word, sentence by sentence, *look-
 ing for errors or lapses in grammar or logic*.
 And to such a person, a single typo or misspelling
 could render an entire work unworthy of publication,
 and thus of being taken seriously.
 
 Now consider another random profession, say a 
 person who makes their living as a musician and
 an educator. Such a person might have said many
 times that they read the posts on FFL -- and
 write their own -- for pleasure. They do *not*
 tend to parse them carefully, looking for things
 not right in them; instead they might be looking
 for things to enjoy. Which is the objective, after 
 all, of reading for pleasure.
 
 These two types of people, conditioned by years
 of habit to read either for pleasure or for work,
 might be using entirely different parts of their
 brains while reading, and as a result might have 
 a tendency to react to what you write completely
 differently.
 
 Now make a mental leap with me beyond the context
 of the experiments so far and to the next level.
 If humans use different parts of their brains
 when either reading for pleasure or reading more
 seriously, close reading, is it possible that
 they do the exact same thing when writing?
 
 The musician in my completely random example, for
 example, might have gone on record many times as
 saying that he writes for pleasure, for the sheer
 fun of writing and for the joy of seeing one's
 ideas come together as a result of the very
 act of writing. I'm like that, and I intuit 
 that you might be, too. 
 
 Someone else might tend to bring the same close
 reading brain functioning they practice as a 
 reader to their writing, and tend to take the 
 writing more seriously, and less as an opportunity 
 to have fun. They might, in fact, be practicing 
 close writing. If this were the case, would it 
 not be likely that they are using an entirely 
 different mode of brain functioning when writing 
 than the person who is writing for the pleasure 
 of it?
 
 Just a few random thoughts, written for the
 pleasure of writing them. Parse them as you will,
 and do with them what you will, using whatever
 parts of your brain you tend to use when doing
 that sorta stuff.  :-)





[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread doctordumbass
Doc sez, through careful and conclusive research, it has been shown that 
blowing oneself up like a balloon, purely by virtue of a large internal volume 
of hot air, somehow distorts the visual field, making all of those around you 
look like pricks.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@... 
wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
 
 That was a bit of a revelation and a cogent analysis of why we can't get 
 there from here between some posters.  Since I know the hypothetical guy you 
 were imagining...it also explains why it can be fun to go point by point to 
 stimulate a different part of my brain.  That was largely what doing 
 philosophy involved and I enjoy that in a different way from creative writing.
 
 Drilling deeper into this thoery I can also see how being attacked here 
 stimulates a pseudo fear mechanism that prompts and urgency of response.  
 Combined with things that a reader feels are inaccurate it creates a sturdy 
 chain to pull and get pulled by.  That may be a case for not posting in a 
 place where a lot of that goes on.  It is hard to resist getting pulled into 
 that cycle, especially when not much more of that writing is going on. 
 
 I used to think about some of the back and forth stuff about Maharishi's 
 philosophy here as more of the first thing, the stimulation of the close 
 attention part of my brain.  As it has drifted further and further from any 
 content, it has become less and less satisfying in that regard, so I switch 
 to the creative but negative angle creating images of trollish scenes to keep 
 me interested in writing.
 
 This really gives me a lot to think about, thanks for that Barry.  I would 
 like to become a bit more conscious of my outcomes here and ultimately if 
 being here is where my real outcomes are likely to get met in becoming the 
 kind of writer I want to be.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Judy, your practice of replying sentence by sentence 
   distorts the meaning of my words and overshadows the 
   import of my complete thought as contained in the 
   whole paragraph.
  
  Share, trying to stay out of the conflict but 
  tripping on what you said above, I thought I
  should draw your attention to a post I made
  here recently entitled This is your brain on 
  reading for fun...this is it on reading seriously. 
  http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/320510
  
  It details some fascinating research being done
  on people to determine what is going on in their
  brains when they read either 1) for pleasure, the
  sheer enjoyment of it, or 2) for work, what is
  called close reading, as if they have to report
  on what they're reading later in an essay about it. 
  The researchers, watching the brains of people 
  through an MRI scanner as they read, have discovered 
  that very different parts of the brain are being 
  used, depending on whether one is reading for 
  pleasure, or doing close reading.
  
  Riffing on what you say above, is it possible 
  that a certain person is using different parts
  of their brain when reading your posts than you
  used when writing them?
  
  I find this an interesting question when applied
  to this forum. Different strokes for different
  folks turns out to be true even in the brain,
  and at different times, depending on the *intent*
  with which we read. Two people could read the
  same piece of literature -- in the experiments,
  passages from Jane Austen -- and get two very
  different things from them. That's not a surprise,
  of course, chances are we *all* would see the
  same passages slightly differently. *However*,
  the new information from these studies is that
  the *same* person could view and interpret 
  these passages completely differently, depend-
  ing on how they're reading them -- for pleasure,
  or for work.
  
  Taking a profession completely at random, consider
  the case of a professional editor. Their day job
  is parsing other people's writing, *looking for
  nits to pick*. The person is, as you suggest, 
  parsing word by word, sentence by sentence, *look-
  ing for errors or lapses in grammar or logic*.
  And to such a person, a single typo or misspelling
  could render an entire work unworthy of publication,
  and thus of being taken seriously.
  
  Now consider another random profession, say a 
  person who makes their living as a musician and
  an educator. Such a person might have said many
  times that they read the posts on FFL -- and
  write their own -- for pleasure. They do *not*
  tend to parse them carefully, looking for things
  not right in them; instead they might be looking
  for things to enjoy. Which is the objective, after 
  all, of reading for pleasure.
  
  These two types of people, conditioned by years
  of habit to read either for pleasure or for work,
  might be using entirely different parts of their
  brains while 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@... 
wrote:

 That was a bit of a revelation and a cogent analysis of 
 why we can't get there from here between some posters.  

Glad you enjoyed it.

 Since I know the hypothetical guy you were imagining...
 it also explains why it can be fun to go point by point 
 to stimulate a different part of my brain. That was 
 largely what doing philosophy involved and I enjoy that 
 in a different way from creative writing.

Professor Phillips points out that neither of these modes 
of brain functioning are superior, and in fact the real 
benefit is that we can switch between them, to train and 
develop different parts of the brain. In her words, 
...cognition is shaped not just by what we read, but how 
we read it. Reading rigorously and analyzing the ideas 
presented and even the structure of the language and how 
the ideas are presented exercises one mode of functioning 
in our brains, and cultivates that mode. Reading just for 
the fun of it exercises another mode of functioning, and 
cultivates it. Both are necessary to see the world around 
us clearly, from a balanced point of view. 

 Drilling deeper into this thoery I can also see how being 
 attacked here stimulates a pseudo fear mechanism that 
 prompts and urgency of response.  Combined with things 
 that a reader feels are inaccurate it creates a sturdy 
 chain to pull and get pulled by.  That may be a case for 
 not posting in a place where a lot of that goes on.  It 
 is hard to resist getting pulled into that cycle, 
 especially when not much more of that writing is going on. 
 
 I used to think about some of the back and forth stuff 
 about Maharishi's philosophy here as more of the first 
 thing, the stimulation of the close attention part of my 
 brain.  As it has drifted further and further from any 
 content, it has become less and less satisfying in that 
 regard, so I switch to the creative but negative angle 
 creating images of trollish scenes to keep me interested 
 in writing.
 
 This really gives me a lot to think about, thanks for 
 that Barry.  I would like to become a bit more conscious 
 of my outcomes here and ultimately if being here is where 
 my real outcomes are likely to get met in becoming the 
 kind of writer I want to be.

Much more research is being done by this same team, 
including fMRI scans of readers to determine how the 
two different modes of reading affect such things as 
how they experience emotion arising from what they're 
reading. Will those emotions be stronger and affect 
the person more when reading for pleasure, or for 
analysis? 

But one of the valuable things learned even so far 
from this projects is that each of us has the ability 
to *change the way that our own brains work*. We can 
shift them from one mode of operation to another, 
just by the *intent* we bring to our reading. This 
is a discovery that I cannot help but relate to work 
on mindfulness meditation and fMRI, which has also 
shown that we can control which areas of our brains 
light up and are used or not used, depending on 
whether or not they are appropriate for the 
circumstances. 

On the literature side of the equation, these 
experiments may help us to understand the impact 
that great writing has on us. As Natalie Phillips 
says, ...give us a bigger, richer picture of how 
our minds engage with art – or, in our case, of the 
complex experience we know as literary reading.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   Judy, your practice of replying sentence by sentence 
   distorts the meaning of my words and overshadows the 
   import of my complete thought as contained in the 
   whole paragraph.
  
  Share, trying to stay out of the conflict but 
  tripping on what you said above, I thought I
  should draw your attention to a post I made
  here recently entitled This is your brain on 
  reading for fun...this is it on reading seriously. 
  http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/320510
  
  It details some fascinating research being done
  on people to determine what is going on in their
  brains when they read either 1) for pleasure, the
  sheer enjoyment of it, or 2) for work, what is
  called close reading, as if they have to report
  on what they're reading later in an essay about it. 
  The researchers, watching the brains of people 
  through an MRI scanner as they read, have discovered 
  that very different parts of the brain are being 
  used, depending on whether one is reading for 
  pleasure, or doing close reading.
  
  Riffing on what you say above, is it possible 
  that a certain person is using different parts
  of their brain when reading your posts than you
  used when writing them?
  
  I find this an interesting question when applied
  to this forum. Different strokes for different
  folks turns out to be true even in the 

[FairfieldLife] Sarah Silverman on vote suppression

2012-09-21 Thread Share Long
hilarious and with many f bombs, etc.  


http://www.alternet.org/hot-news-views/sarah-silvermans-insanely-great-video-going-after-gop-vote-suppressors


[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread curtisdeltablues
This exchange made it worth participating on FFL this month!  Thanks.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@ 
 wrote:
 
  That was a bit of a revelation and a cogent analysis of 
  why we can't get there from here between some posters.  
 
 Glad you enjoyed it.
 
  Since I know the hypothetical guy you were imagining...
  it also explains why it can be fun to go point by point 
  to stimulate a different part of my brain. That was 
  largely what doing philosophy involved and I enjoy that 
  in a different way from creative writing.
 
 Professor Phillips points out that neither of these modes 
 of brain functioning are superior, and in fact the real 
 benefit is that we can switch between them, to train and 
 develop different parts of the brain. In her words, 
 ...cognition is shaped not just by what we read, but how 
 we read it. Reading rigorously and analyzing the ideas 
 presented and even the structure of the language and how 
 the ideas are presented exercises one mode of functioning 
 in our brains, and cultivates that mode. Reading just for 
 the fun of it exercises another mode of functioning, and 
 cultivates it. Both are necessary to see the world around 
 us clearly, from a balanced point of view. 
 
  Drilling deeper into this thoery I can also see how being 
  attacked here stimulates a pseudo fear mechanism that 
  prompts and urgency of response.  Combined with things 
  that a reader feels are inaccurate it creates a sturdy 
  chain to pull and get pulled by.  That may be a case for 
  not posting in a place where a lot of that goes on.  It 
  is hard to resist getting pulled into that cycle, 
  especially when not much more of that writing is going on. 
  
  I used to think about some of the back and forth stuff 
  about Maharishi's philosophy here as more of the first 
  thing, the stimulation of the close attention part of my 
  brain.  As it has drifted further and further from any 
  content, it has become less and less satisfying in that 
  regard, so I switch to the creative but negative angle 
  creating images of trollish scenes to keep me interested 
  in writing.
  
  This really gives me a lot to think about, thanks for 
  that Barry.  I would like to become a bit more conscious 
  of my outcomes here and ultimately if being here is where 
  my real outcomes are likely to get met in becoming the 
  kind of writer I want to be.
 
 Much more research is being done by this same team, 
 including fMRI scans of readers to determine how the 
 two different modes of reading affect such things as 
 how they experience emotion arising from what they're 
 reading. Will those emotions be stronger and affect 
 the person more when reading for pleasure, or for 
 analysis? 
 
 But one of the valuable things learned even so far 
 from this projects is that each of us has the ability 
 to *change the way that our own brains work*. We can 
 shift them from one mode of operation to another, 
 just by the *intent* we bring to our reading. This 
 is a discovery that I cannot help but relate to work 
 on mindfulness meditation and fMRI, which has also 
 shown that we can control which areas of our brains 
 light up and are used or not used, depending on 
 whether or not they are appropriate for the 
 circumstances. 
 
 On the literature side of the equation, these 
 experiments may help us to understand the impact 
 that great writing has on us. As Natalie Phillips 
 says, ...give us a bigger, richer picture of how 
 our minds engage with art – or, in our case, of the 
 complex experience we know as literary reading.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
   
Judy, your practice of replying sentence by sentence 
distorts the meaning of my words and overshadows the 
import of my complete thought as contained in the 
whole paragraph.
   
   Share, trying to stay out of the conflict but 
   tripping on what you said above, I thought I
   should draw your attention to a post I made
   here recently entitled This is your brain on 
   reading for fun...this is it on reading seriously. 
   http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/320510
   
   It details some fascinating research being done
   on people to determine what is going on in their
   brains when they read either 1) for pleasure, the
   sheer enjoyment of it, or 2) for work, what is
   called close reading, as if they have to report
   on what they're reading later in an essay about it. 
   The researchers, watching the brains of people 
   through an MRI scanner as they read, have discovered 
   that very different parts of the brain are being 
   used, depending on whether one is reading for 
   pleasure, or doing close reading.
   
   Riffing on what you say above, is it possible 
   that a certain 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Which smartphone are you going to buy?

2012-09-21 Thread Bhairitu
On 09/21/2012 12:25 AM, card wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote:
 On 09/20/2012 02:44 PM, card wrote:
 http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/09/iphone5-spec-showdown/


 I paid $350 for the Nexus.  Unlocked the Galaxy III is $600-$800.  I
 don't think you can get an iPhone 5 unlocked.  Microsoft must have sent
 out an email to their employees to vote for the Lumia (or Nokia did).
 Business is war these days.

 Yeah, I agree. I think the Lumia 920 shall fail for at least
 two reasons: it's way too heavy (185 grams; iPhone 5, 114 grams), and perhaps 
 even too wide for many people (~ 70 millimetres; iPhone ~ 60 millimetres?). 
 Of course, the camera of the Lumia is superb, but
 that's prolly not enough.

   And as a Nokia share holder, I'm afraid Windoze Phone 8 shall be
 a disaster...

 BTW, just recommended my sister to buy a Macbook(?), instead of a PC laptop!

The camera is nice on my Galaxy Nexus but it can't begin to compare with 
my $200 Canon.  On a camera you want optical zoom not digital which just 
blows up the pixels and a lot more control over what you're shooting.  
In a pinch these phones will take some great video but still not as well 
as if you have a dedicated camera with you.

Windows 8 is an also ran.  Android has over a 1/2 billion installs.


[FairfieldLife] A magic trick -- a challenge

2012-09-21 Thread Duveyoung
http://youtu.be/BgUxheGmu4U

The video shows a magic trick that I invented.

It would be interesting to see what kinds of guesses you guys can come up with 
to explain how this trick is done.

Edg



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[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread Richard J. Williams


  Drilling deeper into this thoery I can also see how being
  attacked here stimulates a pseudo fear mechanism that
  prompts and urgency of response...
 
curtisdeltablues:
 This exchange made it worth participating on FFL this 
 month!  Thanks.
 
Looks like several respondents got really scared of Judy. 

LoL!

   That was a bit of a revelation and a cogent analysis of 
   why we can't get there from here between some posters.  
  
  Glad you enjoyed it.
  
   Since I know the hypothetical guy you were imagining...
   it also explains why it can be fun to go point by point 
   to stimulate a different part of my brain. That was 
   largely what doing philosophy involved and I enjoy that 
   in a different way from creative writing.
   
  Professor Phillips points out that neither of these modes 
  of brain functioning are superior, and in fact the real 
  benefit is that we can switch between them, to train and 
  develop different parts of the brain. In her words, 
  ...cognition is shaped not just by what we read, but how 
  we read it. Reading rigorously and analyzing the ideas 
  presented and even the structure of the language and how 
  the ideas are presented exercises one mode of functioning 
  in our brains, and cultivates that mode. Reading just for 
  the fun of it exercises another mode of functioning, and 
  cultivates it. Both are necessary to see the world around 
  us clearly, from a balanced point of view. 
  
   Drilling deeper into this thoery I can also see how being 
   attacked here stimulates a pseudo fear mechanism that 
   prompts and urgency of response.  Combined with things 
   that a reader feels are inaccurate it creates a sturdy 
   chain to pull and get pulled by.  That may be a case for 
   not posting in a place where a lot of that goes on.  It 
   is hard to resist getting pulled into that cycle, 
   especially when not much more of that writing is going on. 
   
   I used to think about some of the back and forth stuff 
   about Maharishi's philosophy here as more of the first 
   thing, the stimulation of the close attention part of my 
   brain.  As it has drifted further and further from any 
   content, it has become less and less satisfying in that 
   regard, so I switch to the creative but negative angle 
   creating images of trollish scenes to keep me interested 
   in writing.
   
   This really gives me a lot to think about, thanks for 
   that Barry.  I would like to become a bit more conscious 
   of my outcomes here and ultimately if being here is where 
   my real outcomes are likely to get met in becoming the 
   kind of writer I want to be.
  
  Much more research is being done by this same team, 
  including fMRI scans of readers to determine how the 
  two different modes of reading affect such things as 
  how they experience emotion arising from what they're 
  reading. Will those emotions be stronger and affect 
  the person more when reading for pleasure, or for 
  analysis? 
  
  But one of the valuable things learned even so far 
  from this projects is that each of us has the ability 
  to *change the way that our own brains work*. We can 
  shift them from one mode of operation to another, 
  just by the *intent* we bring to our reading. This 
  is a discovery that I cannot help but relate to work 
  on mindfulness meditation and fMRI, which has also 
  shown that we can control which areas of our brains 
  light up and are used or not used, depending on 
  whether or not they are appropriate for the 
  circumstances. 
  
  On the literature side of the equation, these 
  experiments may help us to understand the impact 
  that great writing has on us. As Natalie Phillips 
  says, ...give us a bigger, richer picture of how 
  our minds engage with art – or, in our case, of the 
  complex experience we know as literary reading.
  
 Judy, your practice of replying sentence by sentence 
 distorts the meaning of my words and overshadows the 
 import of my complete thought as contained in the 
 whole paragraph.

Share, trying to stay out of the conflict but 
tripping on what you said above, I thought I
should draw your attention to a post I made
here recently entitled This is your brain on 
reading for fun...this is it on reading seriously. 
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/320510

It details some fascinating research being done
on people to determine what is going on in their
brains when they read either 1) for pleasure, the
sheer enjoyment of it, or 2) for work, what is
called close reading, as if they have to report
on what they're reading later in an essay about it. 
The researchers, watching the brains of people 
through an MRI scanner as they read, have discovered 
that very different parts of the brain are being 
used, depending on whether one is reading for 
pleasure, or doing close reading.

Riffing on what you say 

[FairfieldLife] Re: A magic trick -- a challenge

2012-09-21 Thread curtisdeltablues
Cool Edg, no idea how you did it.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung no_reply@... wrote:

 http://youtu.be/BgUxheGmu4U
 
 The video shows a magic trick that I invented.
 
 It would be interesting to see what kinds of guesses you guys can come up 
 with to explain how this trick is done.
 
 Edg





[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

2012-09-21 Thread curtisdeltablues
Bill,

You do know that Obama would still be an American citizen wherever he was born 
because his mother was and American citizen.  It doesn't matter where he was 
born.  No one has ever doubted HER American citizenship.  Think about it.  An 
American tourist drops a baby in Paris during vacation.  What nationality is 
the baby?

So this whole where Obama was born nonsense is based on a faulty premise to 
begin with: that it would matter where an American citizen has her baby.



--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wleed3 WLeed3@... wrote:

 _Sheriff  Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResident 
 Ever To Have 3  Aliases | Birther Report: Obama Release_ 
 (http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2012/09/sheriff-joes-lead-investigator-just.html)





RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

2012-09-21 Thread Rick Archer
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com]
On Behalf Of curtisdeltablues
Sent: Friday, September 21, 2012 12:39 PM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator
Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

 

  

Bill,

You do know that Obama would still be an American citizen wherever he was
born because his mother was and American citizen. It doesn't matter where he
was born. No one has ever doubted HER American citizenship. Think about it.
An American tourist drops a baby in Paris during vacation. What nationality
is the baby?

So this whole where Obama was born nonsense is based on a faulty premise to
begin with: that it would matter where an American citizen has her baby.

Yes, but isn't there a provision in the Constitution or somewhere that a
President has to be born in the US or one of its territories, not just born
of an American parent? McCain was born in Panama, but that was a territory
at the time, so he qualified.



[FairfieldLife] Re: I Love This

2012-09-21 Thread emptybill

Elf Baiter sez:

Well, I guess it has to be the witch since that is me circa 1960, the
one on the right.



Empty Bill sez:

Congrads Elf Baiter, you're in good company.
IMO, Margret Hamilton's role  as the wicked witch of the West makes the
1939 film wonderful.

FFL needs another Wicked Witch … only one not quite as unreflective
as those acted out in the other FFL auditions. Maybe you can fly up like
a hawk with your piercing gaze and spot the tasty little morsel awaiting
its karmic devouring.




--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@...
wrote:


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, emptybill emptybill@ wrote:
 
  Elf Baiter
 
  So which one do you identify with ...
  Nikko the winged monkey or the Witch of the West?
 

 Well, I guess it has to be the witch since that is me circa 1960, the
 one on the right.


   [fbPhotosSnowliftCaption]




Re: [FairfieldLife] A magic trick -- a challenge

2012-09-21 Thread Bhairitu
On 09/21/2012 09:27 AM, Duveyoung wrote:
 http://youtu.be/BgUxheGmu4U

 The video shows a magic trick that I invented.

 It would be interesting to see what kinds of guesses you guys can come up 
 with to explain how this trick is done.

 Edg



Well one way of doing though it may not have been the way you did it is 
using the pattern as a filter and then passing an image through that 
filter creating the pattern that the image was in.  Once you place the 
filter over the image it should pop out.  This commonly done a number of 
ways with computer graphics to get certain overlays and blends with images.

In other news, the shuttle wasn't flown over my house but if it had kept 
with the pattern originally planned it might have.  Looked like it flew 
further west then down over the SF Bay area.  Maybe John saw it.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Which smartphone are you going to buy?

2012-09-21 Thread card


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote:

 On 09/21/2012 12:25 AM, card wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@ wrote:
  On 09/20/2012 02:44 PM, card wrote:
  http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/09/iphone5-spec-showdown/
 
 
  I paid $350 for the Nexus.  Unlocked the Galaxy III is $600-$800.  I
  don't think you can get an iPhone 5 unlocked.  Microsoft must have sent
  out an email to their employees to vote for the Lumia (or Nokia did).
  Business is war these days.
 
  Yeah, I agree. I think the Lumia 920 shall fail for at least
  two reasons: it's way too heavy (185 grams; iPhone 5, 114 grams), and 
  perhaps even too wide for many people (~ 70 millimetres; iPhone ~ 60 
  millimetres?). Of course, the camera of the Lumia is superb, but
  that's prolly not enough.
 
And as a Nokia share holder, I'm afraid Windoze Phone 8 shall be
  a disaster...
 
  BTW, just recommended my sister to buy a Macbook(?), instead of a PC laptop!
 
 The camera is nice on my Galaxy Nexus but it can't begin to compare with 
 my $200 Canon.  On a camera you want optical zoom not digital which just 
 blows up the pixels and a lot more control over what you're shooting.  
 In a pinch these phones will take some great video but still not as well 
 as if you have a dedicated camera with you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pureview#Pureview_Pro_camera

Furthermore, the world#8217;s largest telecom operator China Mobile Limited 
(CHL), which covers nearly 75% of Chinese market, also plans to rollout TD-LTE 
technology in the upcoming months and will be using Nokia-Siemens technology, 
which we believe will act as a huge catalyst for growth going forward.

According to the latest report provided by the Global mobile Suppliers 
Association (:GSA), out of the total 11 TD-LTE commercially deployed by the 
telecom carriers, 5 are using Nokia-Siemens Networks#8217; equipments.

Taking all these factors into consideration we believe that Nokia#8217;s this 
particular segment will register impressive results in the upcoming quarters.

Phew?! :-]



 
 Windows 8 is an also ran.  Android has over a 1/2 billion installs.





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread Share Long
Richard, do you have a little Irish in you?  We Irish are prone to exaggerating 
for effect from time to time.  


Anyway, if by rabbit hole you mean my opinions of Judy, I assure you that Barry 
has little to do with that.  When Judy butted in and continued to butt into a 
personal and emotional matter between me and Robin, that's when my current 
opinions of Judy were formed.  




 From: Richard J. Williams rich...@rwilliams.us
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Friday, September 21, 2012 10:45 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the 
Church of $cientology
 

  


  Judy, your practice of replying sentence by sentence 
  distorts the meaning of my words and overshadows the 
  import of my complete thought as contained in the 
  whole paragraph.
 
turquoiseb:
 Taking a profession completely at random, consider
 the case of a professional editor...

Share, I already told you it's all about Judy. Don't
you get it - Barry does. He'll write almost anything
for hours, days, weeks, months, and years, to drag you 
down with him into the rabbit hole. LoL!

 Share, trying to stay out of the conflict but 
 tripping on what you said above, I thought I
 should draw your attention to a post I made
 here recently entitled This is your brain on 
 reading for fun...this is it on reading seriously. 
 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/320510
 
 It details some fascinating research being done
 on people to determine what is going on in their
 brains when they read either 1) for pleasure, the
 sheer enjoyment of it, or 2) for work, what is
 called close reading, as if they have to report
 on what they're reading later in an essay about it. 
 The researchers, watching the brains of people 
 through an MRI scanner as they read, have discovered 
 that very different parts of the brain are being 
 used, depending on whether one is reading for 
 pleasure, or doing close reading.
 
 Riffing on what you say above, is it possible 
 that a certain person is using different parts
 of their brain when reading your posts than you
 used when writing them?
 
 I find this an interesting question when applied
 to this forum. Different strokes for different
 folks turns out to be true even in the brain,
 and at different times, depending on the *intent*
 with which we read. Two people could read the
 same piece of literature -- in the experiments,
 passages from Jane Austen -- and get two very
 different things from them. That's not a surprise,
 of course, chances are we *all* would see the
 same passages slightly differently. *However*,
 the new information from these studies is that
 the *same* person could view and interpret 
 these passages completely differently, depend-
 ing on how they're reading them -- for pleasure,
 or for work.
 
 Taking a profession completely at random, consider
 the case of a professional editor. Their day job
 is parsing other people's writing, *looking for
 nits to pick*. The person is, as you suggest, 
 parsing word by word, sentence by sentence, *look-
 ing for errors or lapses in grammar or logic*.
 And to such a person, a single typo or misspelling
 could render an entire work unworthy of publication,
 and thus of being taken seriously.
 
 Now consider another random profession, say a 
 person who makes their living as a musician and
 an educator. Such a person might have said many
 times that they read the posts on FFL -- and
 write their own -- for pleasure. They do *not*
 tend to parse them carefully, looking for things
 not right in them; instead they might be looking
 for things to enjoy. Which is the objective, after 
 all, of reading for pleasure.
 
 These two types of people, conditioned by years
 of habit to read either for pleasure or for work,
 might be using entirely different parts of their
 brains while reading, and as a result might have 
 a tendency to react to what you write completely
 differently.
 
 Now make a mental leap with me beyond the context
 of the experiments so far and to the next level.
 If humans use different parts of their brains
 when either reading for pleasure or reading more
 seriously, close reading, is it possible that
 they do the exact same thing when writing?
 
 The musician in my completely random example, for
 example, might have gone on record many times as
 saying that he writes for pleasure, for the sheer
 fun of writing and for the joy of seeing one's
 ideas come together as a result of the very
 act of writing. I'm like that, and I intuit 
 that you might be, too. 
 
 Someone else might tend to bring the same close
 reading brain functioning they practice as a 
 reader to their writing, and tend to take the 
 writing more seriously, and less as an opportunity 
 to have fun. They might, in fact, be practicing 
 close writing. If this were the case, would it 
 not be likely that they are using an entirely 
 different mode of brain functioning when writing 
 than 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

2012-09-21 Thread curtisdeltablues
-- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@... wrote:

 
 Yes, but isn't there a provision in the Constitution or somewhere that a
 President has to be born in the US or one of its territories, not just born
 of an American parent? McCain was born in Panama, but that was a territory
 at the time, so he qualified.


The term in the Constitution is Natural Born Citizen 

I couldn't find any examples for it to be taken as physically on our dirt only. 
 Maybe someone else has one.  




[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

2012-09-21 Thread raunchydog


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@... 
wrote:

 -- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:
 
  
  Yes, but isn't there a provision in the Constitution or somewhere that a
  President has to be born in the US or one of its territories, not just born
  of an American parent? McCain was born in Panama, but that was a territory
  at the time, so he qualified.
 
 
 The term in the Constitution is Natural Born Citizen 
 
 I couldn't find any examples for it to be taken as physically on our dirt 
 only.  Maybe someone else has one.


Wikipedia: Status as a natural-born citizen of the United States is one of the 
eligibility requirements established in the United States Constitution for 
election to the office of President or Vice President. This requirement was 
intended to protect the nation from foreign influence.

The Constitution does not define the phrase natural-born citizen, and various 
opinions have been offered over time regarding its precise meaning. A 2011 
Congressional Research Service report stated

The weight of legal and historical authority indicates that the term 
natural born citizen would mean a person who is entitled to U.S. citizenship 
by birth or at birth, either by being born in the United States and under 
its jurisdiction, even those born to alien parents; by being born abroad to 
U.S. citizen-parents; or by being born in other situations meeting legal 
requirements for U.S. citizenship at birth. Such term, however, would not 
include a person who was not a U.S. citizen by birth or at birth, and who was 
thus born an alien required to go through the legal process of 
naturalization to become a U.S. citizen.[1]




[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread raunchydog


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Richard, do you have a little Irish in you?  We Irish are prone to 
 exaggerating for effect from time to time.  
 
 
 Anyway, if by rabbit hole you mean my opinions of Judy, I assure you that 
 Barry has little to do with that.  When Judy butted in and continued to butt 
 into a personal and emotional matter between me and Robin, that's when my 
 current opinions of Judy were formed.  
 
 

Pick Your Battles - Dr. Thema Bryant-Davis 
http://youtu.be/x6ZpdxlwxLI
 
 
  From: Richard J. Williams richard@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Friday, September 21, 2012 10:45 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the 
 Church of $cientology
  
 
   
 
 
   Judy, your practice of replying sentence by sentence 
   distorts the meaning of my words and overshadows the 
   import of my complete thought as contained in the 
   whole paragraph.
  
 turquoiseb:
  Taking a profession completely at random, consider
  the case of a professional editor...
 
 Share, I already told you it's all about Judy. Don't
 you get it - Barry does. He'll write almost anything
 for hours, days, weeks, months, and years, to drag you 
 down with him into the rabbit hole. LoL!
 
  Share, trying to stay out of the conflict but 
  tripping on what you said above, I thought I
  should draw your attention to a post I made
  here recently entitled This is your brain on 
  reading for fun...this is it on reading seriously. 
  http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/320510
  
  It details some fascinating research being done
  on people to determine what is going on in their
  brains when they read either 1) for pleasure, the
  sheer enjoyment of it, or 2) for work, what is
  called close reading, as if they have to report
  on what they're reading later in an essay about it. 
  The researchers, watching the brains of people 
  through an MRI scanner as they read, have discovered 
  that very different parts of the brain are being 
  used, depending on whether one is reading for 
  pleasure, or doing close reading.
  
  Riffing on what you say above, is it possible 
  that a certain person is using different parts
  of their brain when reading your posts than you
  used when writing them?
  
  I find this an interesting question when applied
  to this forum. Different strokes for different
  folks turns out to be true even in the brain,
  and at different times, depending on the *intent*
  with which we read. Two people could read the
  same piece of literature -- in the experiments,
  passages from Jane Austen -- and get two very
  different things from them. That's not a surprise,
  of course, chances are we *all* would see the
  same passages slightly differently. *However*,
  the new information from these studies is that
  the *same* person could view and interpret 
  these passages completely differently, depend-
  ing on how they're reading them -- for pleasure,
  or for work.
  
  Taking a profession completely at random, consider
  the case of a professional editor. Their day job
  is parsing other people's writing, *looking for
  nits to pick*. The person is, as you suggest, 
  parsing word by word, sentence by sentence, *look-
  ing for errors or lapses in grammar or logic*.
  And to such a person, a single typo or misspelling
  could render an entire work unworthy of publication,
  and thus of being taken seriously.
  
  Now consider another random profession, say a 
  person who makes their living as a musician and
  an educator. Such a person might have said many
  times that they read the posts on FFL -- and
  write their own -- for pleasure. They do *not*
  tend to parse them carefully, looking for things
  not right in them; instead they might be looking
  for things to enjoy. Which is the objective, after 
  all, of reading for pleasure.
  
  These two types of people, conditioned by years
  of habit to read either for pleasure or for work,
  might be using entirely different parts of their
  brains while reading, and as a result might have 
  a tendency to react to what you write completely
  differently.
  
  Now make a mental leap with me beyond the context
  of the experiments so far and to the next level.
  If humans use different parts of their brains
  when either reading for pleasure or reading more
  seriously, close reading, is it possible that
  they do the exact same thing when writing?
  
  The musician in my completely random example, for
  example, might have gone on record many times as
  saying that he writes for pleasure, for the sheer
  fun of writing and for the joy of seeing one's
  ideas come together as a result of the very
  act of writing. I'm like that, and I intuit 
  that you might be, too. 
  
  Someone else might tend to bring the same close
  reading brain functioning they practice as a 
  reader to their writing, and tend to 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Which smartphone are you going to buy?

2012-09-21 Thread Bhairitu
On 09/21/2012 11:07 AM, card wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote:
 On 09/21/2012 12:25 AM, card wrote:
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@ wrote:
 On 09/20/2012 02:44 PM, card wrote:
 http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/09/iphone5-spec-showdown/


 I paid $350 for the Nexus.  Unlocked the Galaxy III is $600-$800.  I
 don't think you can get an iPhone 5 unlocked.  Microsoft must have sent
 out an email to their employees to vote for the Lumia (or Nokia did).
 Business is war these days.

 Yeah, I agree. I think the Lumia 920 shall fail for at least
 two reasons: it's way too heavy (185 grams; iPhone 5, 114 grams), and 
 perhaps even too wide for many people (~ 70 millimetres; iPhone ~ 60 
 millimetres?). Of course, the camera of the Lumia is superb, but
 that's prolly not enough.

And as a Nokia share holder, I'm afraid Windoze Phone 8 shall be
 a disaster...

 BTW, just recommended my sister to buy a Macbook(?), instead of a PC laptop!
 The camera is nice on my Galaxy Nexus but it can't begin to compare with
 my $200 Canon.  On a camera you want optical zoom not digital which just
 blows up the pixels and a lot more control over what you're shooting.
 In a pinch these phones will take some great video but still not as well
 as if you have a dedicated camera with you.
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pureview#Pureview_Pro_camera

 Furthermore, the world#8217;s largest telecom operator China Mobile Limited 
 (CHL), which covers nearly 75% of Chinese market, also plans to rollout 
 TD-LTE technology in the upcoming months and will be using Nokia-Siemens 
 technology, which we believe will act as a huge catalyst for growth going 
 forward.

 According to the latest report provided by the Global mobile Suppliers 
 Association (:GSA), out of the total 11 TD-LTE commercially deployed by the 
 telecom carriers, 5 are using Nokia-Siemens Networks#8217; equipments.

 Taking all these factors into consideration we believe that Nokia#8217;s 
 this particular segment will register impressive results in the upcoming 
 quarters.

 Phew?! :-]



 Windows 8 is an also ran.  Android has over a 1/2 billion installs.




I haven't even looked into Windows mobile development but for awhile you 
had to have the full Visual Studio not just their free version. I think 
someone said they dropped back to the free version. Android, OTOH, 
accommodates development for free on Windows, Mac and Linux and probably 
about anything else you can get Java on.  How to make money on mobile 
platforms is a headache though as people want it all free even if it has 
ads.  But you can't buy a new Porsche with ad revenue. :-D





[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

2012-09-21 Thread Xenophaneros Anartaxius
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@... 
wrote:
 -- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer rick@ wrote:

 Yes, but isn't there a provision in the Constitution or somewhere that a
 President has to be born in the US or one of its territories, not just born
 of an American parent? McCain was born in Panama, but that was a territory
 at the time, so he qualified.

 
 The term in the Constitution is Natural Born Citizen 
 
 I couldn't find any examples for it to be taken as physically on our dirt 
 only.  Maybe someone else has one.

The entire requirement:

No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at 
the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office 
of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not 
have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a 
Resident within the United States.



Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

2012-09-21 Thread Bhairitu
What may be the problem with Obama's birth is that the dad may have been 
Frank Marshall Davis not the Kenyan marriage for convenience guy.  
Obama looks more like Davis than the Kenyan guy but with Davis then it 
becomes at least an embarrassing birth or that Davis, a poet in 
residence at the university, was a leftist.   The latter gets the 
Bircher nuts riled up but who cares about them.   Plenty of students 
back in the 60's were idealistic and there were lame FBI informants that 
hung around (obvious as hell).  I'm so pissed at the banks and the 
Republicans I think it would serve them right if the country went 
communist for awhile but that is highly unlikely to happen.

On 09/21/2012 10:38 AM, curtisdeltablues wrote:
 Bill,

 You do know that Obama would still be an American citizen wherever he was 
 born because his mother was and American citizen.  It doesn't matter where he 
 was born.  No one has ever doubted HER American citizenship.  Think about it. 
  An American tourist drops a baby in Paris during vacation.  What nationality 
 is the baby?

 So this whole where Obama was born nonsense is based on a faulty premise to 
 begin with: that it would matter where an American citizen has her baby.



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wleed3 WLeed3@... wrote:
 _Sheriff  Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResident
 Ever To Have 3  Aliases | Birther Report: Obama Release_
 (http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2012/09/sheriff-joes-lead-investigator-just.html)






[FairfieldLife] The Master opens

2012-09-21 Thread Bhairitu
P T Anderson's much awaited film The Master, a nod to L Ron Hubbard, 
opened in the US today.  Unfortunately it didn't open at the nearby 
theater.  It opened at the barn art house but I may go to their other 
newer theater a few miles away to see it.  Haven't been to a movie in a 
theater since Prometheus.  They showed mostly dumb Hollywood junk all 
summer.  Cheaper to rent those for $1.50 on Bluray at Redbox.



RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

2012-09-21 Thread Rick Archer
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com]
On Behalf Of raunchydog
Sent: Friday, September 21, 2012 1:58 PM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator
Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

 

  



--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com , curtisdeltablues
curtisdeltablues@... wrote:

 -- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com , Rick Archer rick@ wrote:
 
  
  Yes, but isn't there a provision in the Constitution or somewhere that a
  President has to be born in the US or one of its territories, not just
born
  of an American parent? McCain was born in Panama, but that was a
territory
  at the time, so he qualified.
 
 
 The term in the Constitution is Natural Born Citizen 
 
 I couldn't find any examples for it to be taken as physically on our dirt
only. Maybe someone else has one.


Wikipedia: Status as a natural-born citizen of the United States is one of
the eligibility requirements established in the United States Constitution
for election to the office of President or Vice President. This requirement
was intended to protect the nation from foreign influence.

The Constitution does not define the phrase natural-born citizen, and
various opinions have been offered over time regarding its precise meaning.
A 2011 Congressional Research Service report stated

The weight of legal and historical authority indicates that the term
natural born citizen would mean a person who is entitled to U.S.
citizenship by birth or at birth, either by being born in the United
States and under its jurisdiction, even those born to alien parents; by
being born abroad to U.S. citizen-parents; or by being born in other
situations meeting legal requirements for U.S. citizenship at birth. Such
term, however, would not include a person who was not a U.S. citizen by
birth or at birth, and who was thus born an alien required to go through
the legal process of naturalization to become a U.S. citizen.[1]

So then I don't understand the controversy, as Obama's mother was
undisputedly an American citizen throughout her life. Seems like it's just a
thing that idiots use to keep themselves worked into a racist, xenophobic
frenzy.

 



[FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

2012-09-21 Thread seekliberation
dude, seriously

forget about Obama and whether or not he's a citizen.  Trust me, I dislike him 
as much as you do.  But it's time for us to stop hanging on to the idea that 
there's someone else who's going to come in and save the day.  There's a reason 
we invented term limits in our constitution.  It's because of people like him 
and GWB that we made limits on how long someone can be in office.  

Besides, if he gets another 4 years, so what?  Yeah, he may take us to 20 
trillion in debt and force us into another great depression like the 1930's.  
But in my opinion, it might be what we need as a country to force ourselves out 
of our disgraceful narcissism, laziness, apathy, and overall attitude of 
entitlement.  If there was any motto that would describe a typical American 
these days it would be Gimme, it's mine!!!.  Until we hit real hard times, 
that attitude won't go away.  So in my opinion, Obama may be the better choice. 
 I'm hoping he gets us to 20 trillion before the end of his 2nd term.

seekliberation


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wleed3 WLeed3@... wrote:

 _Sheriff  Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResident 
 Ever To Have 3  Aliases | Birther Report: Obama Release_ 
 (http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2012/09/sheriff-joes-lead-investigator-just.html)





[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread seventhray1

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@...
wrote:

 Actually Steve, Ravi thought the story wasn't funny because he was
joking that he thought story was real. Now, *that* was funny. Anyway,
thanks for the kudos.

Missing Ravi's humor.  How could that happen!


[FairfieldLife] Re: John, what about the benefics of FFL chart?

2012-09-21 Thread John
Share,

Venus is placed in the 9th house of dharma in the sign of Cancer.  Since Venus 
is the lord of the 7th house, the forum reflects the beliefs of its members.  
Since Venus is the lord of the 12th, the forum is very familiar with the 
various techniques for meditation, particularly the TM method and the 
Sidhi/Yogic Flying program.

The forum as a group knows the various sophisticated concepts in religion, 
philosophies, and the vedic idea of samadhi and cosmic consciousness.  However, 
since Venus is in a badhaka position, the forum does not specifically endorse 
one path of enligthenment for its members.  Rather, it makes the knowledge, 
both positive and negative, available for discussion.

In the next post, we'll cover the meaning of the planets in the 8th house, 
which is the most mysterious of all.

JR


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Hi John, I was rereading what you've so generously written about the FFL 
 chart.  Thank you so much for all those insights.  I do find them helpful.  
 
 
 Can you say a little about Shukra Venus and Guru Jupiter?  Especially Guru 
 being so close to Rahu.  Also, I have heard, as happens in FF a lot, that 
 Venus in the 9th takes care of any problems in the chart.  Realize Moon and 
 Venus not buddies but Moon is in sign of Venus exaltation.  
 
 
 What are good remedies, besides puja and yagya, for Ketu?  Any other malefics 
 need a little help?
 
 What is yoga karaka of chart.  What is atma karaka?
 
 Thanks again.  
 
 Share 





[FairfieldLife] Re: anaadi matparaM brahma or anaadimat paraM brahma??

2012-09-21 Thread emptybill

Sorry, Willy, but you are starting to bluster again.

No Western trained scholar (Indian or Euro-American) would believe these
invented claims by Indians. There are no texts to read, Willy, because
tantra only developed as puja-yajna during the puranic temple-historical
phase later known as Hinduism. Individually oriented inner tantric
practice is a later development which is centered upon the
internalization the fire ritual (antara-agni-yaga).

BTW, all smarta Brahmins claim allegiance to Shankara. So what,  it
means nothing. Current smarta  sannyasins use Sri Vidya because they
adhere to Yogic Advaita, which reinterprets advaita as a form of yoga.
That may be yoga and/or tantra but it is not advaita.



Many of the current Shankaracharya-s have proven to be shills who were
voted in by various Brahmin groups after taking lakhs of rupees for
their votes. However, you are probably getting screwed, Willy,
`cause they ain't payin' you to make their fabulous claims
here in 'Smerica. Wake up and smell the rupees.


That would be smarta than what you're doin' now.








--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Richard J. Williams
richard@... wrote:



 emptybill:
  This does not mean that either Shankara or SBS
  were tantrika-s...
 
 Can't help you if you won't read the texts, Bill.

 Get some smarts and learn some history! MMY got
 the TM bijas from SBS and he got them from SKS,
 all they way back to the Adi Shankara. All the
 Sringeri sannyasins are tantrikas and adherents
 Sri Vidya. All the Sringeri sannyasisn worship the
 Sri Yantra - a tantric yoga. These are the facts.

 So, let's review what we know:

 The adherents of the Sri Vidya claim Shankara as
 their Adi Guru, and all of the Saraswati sannyasins
 worship Tripurasundari with the Sri Yantra, and they
 repeat the bija mantra of Saraswati at least twice
 each day.

 At their headquarters at Sringeri, the Saraswati
 yogins all proclaim their allegiance to the Adi
 Shankara.

 According to the Shankaracharya of Sringeri, the
 Adi Shankara placed the Sri Chakra, symbol of
 Tripurasundari, with the TM mantras inscribed
 thereon, at each of the seats of learning - Dwarka,
 Puri, Sringeri, and at Jyotirmath.

 So, the mantras of TM are DIRECTLY related to Sri
 Vidya.

 So, we get TM and the TM bijas from MMY, who got
 the bijas from SBS, who got the bijas from the
 Swami Krishananda Saraswati of Sringeri. So, the
 TM bijas come from the Shankaracharya tradition
 of Kaula Tantra which was founded at Sringeri by
 the Adi Shankara.

 So, when TMers use the bija mantra of Saraswati,
 there is no difference between the bija and the
 Absolute itself - there is only the illusion of
 duration.

 There is no difference between an object meditated
 upon and the object itself. Since the Absolute is
 not a subject to be cognized, TMers use bija
 mantras in order to provide the ideal opportunity
 for the transcending.

 According to Swami Brahmananda Saraswati, The
 difference is the same as the difference between
 rice and paddy. Remove the skin of the paddy and
 it is rice. Similarly, remove the covering of
 Maya, and the Jiva will become Brahman.

 ...it has now been established that at least two
 of the most sacred bija-mantras, out of the
 fifteen, contained in the Sound Arya La Hari, are
 in fact, TM bija-mantras.

 Subject: Re: Guru Dev and Sri Vidya
 From: James Duffy
 Newsgroups: alt.meditation.transcendental
 Date: April 28, 2003
 http://tinyurl.com/2drn7gp

I have the Mandukya Upanishad with
Shankara's detailed commentary. Nowhere
is there a discussion of 7 states of consciousness,
much less Maharishi's 7 states. Shankara's so called
usage of Kashmiri Trika or Shri Vidya is untrue and
has long been disproven.
   
   It has already been established that Swami Brahmananda
   Saraswati was an adherent of the Sri Vidya. It has
   also already been established that MMY was a close
   confidant of Swami Laksmanjoo, the last Tantric teacher
   of Trika in Kashmere.
  
   Another crucial point that is often missed is that
   Maharishi's typology is a tantric rendering of the
   seven states, not a strictly Vedantic map.
  
   The 'God Consciousness' described by Maharishi is
   based on Sri Vidya principles: The Absolute as the
   creative source - the divine Mother, Tripura, which
   is the main doctrine of both Sri Vidya and Kashmere
   Shivaism.
  
   Tripura can be an anthropomorphic deity, but the
   subtler tantric practices are directed towards
   Tripura as the formless - that is, the fourth state
   which is beyond or transcendental to, the three
   gross states (three cities) symbolized by AUM in the
   Mandukhya Upanishad and the cogent commentary by
   Gaudapadacharya.
  
   In Sri Vidya, the Sri Yantra is the map of the
   seven states, which agrees with Maharishi's layout,
   with the Bindu at the center. According to Tantra
   the Bindu is the highest state of transcendenace.
  
   Swami Rama on the Mandukhya Upanishad:
  
   

[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- replying to BW

2012-09-21 Thread wayback71


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Hi BW, yes, I saw that article.  Read quickly as is my tendency.  Sometimes 
 I think I'm using a VERY small part of my brain here on FFL.  Sometimes I 
 think I'm using too much!  Wonder how that combo of thoughts would look on 
 MRI.
 
 I was a Lit major in undergrad and then TV/Film in grad school.  Now can't 
 even imagine reading or watching for anything other than pleasure.  But, 
 having said that, it seems deeply imbued in my perceiving such to notice 
 patterns, themes, overarching tones.  Dare I say that I attribute this to my 
 jyotish chart?!
 
 I think it would be fascinating to do similar research on musicians.  I read 
 somewhere, not recently, that overall, musicians tend to live longer.  Don't 
 remember other details.  Not my strong suit to do so.  But wanted to 
 mention it anyway.  And wonder if maybe they, more than any other artists, 
 combine pleasure and work.  Hmmm, now that I think of it, I'd put poets in 
 this category too.  Probably missing merudanda more than is reasonable.
 
 
 Yes, I take into account that someone might be accustomed to close reading.  
 And it makes sense to me that that trait would spill over into writing.  
 Even into other activities.  I appreciate your bringing this to my attention 
 again.  Can aim for compassion.  As I anticipate a new posting week (-:
 
 Also want to say that I appreciate your being somewhat of a good sport about 
 the Stand Up Comedy Awards, etc. 
 
 
 PS  I enjoyed both reading your post and replying to it.  win win, my 
 favorite
 
 
 
  From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Friday, September 21, 2012 9:10 AM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the 
 Church of $cientology
  
 
   
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  Judy, your practice of replying sentence by sentence 
  distorts the meaning of my words and overshadows the 
  import of my complete thought as contained in the 
  whole paragraph.
 
 Share, trying to stay out of the conflict but 
 tripping on what you said above, I thought I
 should draw your attention to a post I made
 here recently entitled This is your brain on 
 reading for fun...this is it on reading seriously. 
 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/320510
 
 It details some fascinating research being done
 on people to determine what is going on in their
 brains when they read either 1) for pleasure, the
 sheer enjoyment of it, or 2) for work, what is
 called close reading, as if they have to report
 on what they're reading later in an essay about it. 
 The researchers, watching the brains of people 
 through an MRI scanner as they read, have discovered 
 that very different parts of the brain are being 
 used, depending on whether one is reading for 
 pleasure, or doing close reading.
 
 Riffing on what you say above, is it possible 
 that a certain person is using different parts
 of their brain when reading your posts than you
 used when writing them?
 
 I find this an interesting question when applied
 to this forum. Different strokes for different
 folks turns out to be true even in the brain,
 and at different times, depending on the *intent*
 with which we read. Two people could read the
 same piece of literature -- in the experiments,
 passages from Jane Austen -- and get two very
 different things from them. That's not a surprise,
 of course, chances are we *all* would see the
 same passages slightly differently. *However*,
 the new information from these studies is that
 the *same* person could view and interpret 
 these passages completely differently, depend-
 ing on how they're reading them -- for pleasure,
 or for work.
 
 Taking a profession completely at random, consider
 the case of a professional editor. Their day job
 is parsing other people's writing, *looking for
 nits to pick*. The person is, as you suggest, 
 parsing word by word, sentence by sentence, *look-
 ing for errors or lapses in grammar or logic*.
 And to such a person, a single typo or misspelling
 could render an entire work unworthy of publication,
 and thus of being taken seriously.
 
 Now consider another random profession, say a 
 person who makes their living as a musician and
 an educator. Such a person might have said many
 times that they read the posts on FFL -- and
 write their own -- for pleasure. They do *not*
 tend to parse them carefully, looking for things
 not right in them; instead they might be looking
 for things to enjoy. Which is the objective, after 
 all, of reading for pleasure.
 
 These two types of people, conditioned by years
 of habit to read either for pleasure or for work,
 might be using entirely different parts of their
 brains while reading, and as a result might have 
 a tendency to react to what you write completely
 differently.
 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

2012-09-21 Thread wleed3
I well know this but send to keep the related posts up in humor, with you.
 Again THANKS in great respect truly



In a message dated 09/21/12 13:48:12 Eastern Daylight Time, 
r...@searchsummit.com writes:



From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com] On 
Behalf Of curtisdeltablues
Sent: Friday, September 21, 2012 12:39 PM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator 
Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid
 
  
Bill,

You do know that Obama would still be an American citizen wherever he was born 
because his mother was and American citizen. It doesn't matter where he was 
born. No one has ever doubted HER American citizenship. Think about it. An 
American tourist drops a baby in Pari s during vacation. What nationality is 
the baby?

So this whole where Obama was born nonsense is based on a faulty premise to 
begin with: that it would matter where an American citizen has her baby.
Yes, but isn’t there a provision in the Constitution or somewhere that a 
President has to be born in the US or one of its territories, not just born of 
an American parent? McCain was born in Panama, but that was a territory at the 
time, so he qualified.





[FairfieldLife] Movie Rec: Stardust (1974)

2012-09-21 Thread Bhairitu
I saw Stardust starring David Essex, Keith Moon and Larry Hagman (as a 
Texas millionaire who buys the rock group) when it came out in the 70s.  
I recall one probably early 20's kid with his girlfriend storming out of 
the theater pissed probably because it told the story about what being a 
famous rock group was really about.  Movies dared not tread in this area 
just to keep the Horatio Alger illusion alive to give them plenty of 
young groups to exploit.  It a story about a rock group that rises to 
fame and then crashes.  It's available on Crackle and I ran it last 
night with their video app on my BD player.  But it's also on their 
channel on YouTube.  Problem is it was released as 1:85:1 and the 
Crackle version is 4:3.  But I'm not sure that the 4:3 version may just 
be open frame because PS always looks cropped. By open frame I mean 
that movies were often filmed in Super 35 and then either cropped to 
1:85:1 (VistaVision) or even 2:35:1 (Cinemascope) for the prints or 
sometimes with instructions for the projectionist to matte the full 
frame 35mm to the presentation format.

Anyway for those yearning for the nostalgia days of the 1970s (actually 
a golden age in film when people started making more films outside of 
the studio system) and rock groups (lots of tunes in the soundtrack for 
that era) may enjoy it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-dS4yk1Cqk

Unfortunately with ads.



RE: [FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

2012-09-21 Thread Rick Archer
From: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com [mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com] On 
Behalf Of wleed3
Sent: Friday, September 21, 2012 3:24 PM
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator 
Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

 

  

I well know this but send to keep the related posts up in humor, with you.

 Again THANKS in great respect truly

 

So are you saying that all this birther nonsense is a form of humor, for you at 
least?



[FairfieldLife] Phone camera enlightenment?

2012-09-21 Thread card

http://conversations.nokia.com/2012/09/21/nokias-pureview-smartphones-shine-at-photokina/

[ Eero: ~eh-raw ; Juha: ~you-huh] 



[FairfieldLife] Thinking allowed: Sanskrit!

2012-09-21 Thread card

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Brv2FaOluUfeature=related

om :: human (huh!) :D



[FairfieldLife] Re: A magic trick -- a challenge

2012-09-21 Thread Duveyoung
Bhairitu,

Yeah, it's a filtering thingie, but to have no image in the database that a 
human brain can somewhat interpret is the trick part of this.  This kind of 
thing has been played with for over 100 years; my only claim is that I can make 
the database unbreakable encryption -- a claim that is relative to the 
computational power and the software trying to break it.  

Edg

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote:

 On 09/21/2012 09:27 AM, Duveyoung wrote:
  http://youtu.be/BgUxheGmu4U
 
  The video shows a magic trick that I invented.
 
  It would be interesting to see what kinds of guesses you guys can come up 
  with to explain how this trick is done.
 
  Edg
 
 
 
 Well one way of doing though it may not have been the way you did it is 
 using the pattern as a filter and then passing an image through that 
 filter creating the pattern that the image was in.  Once you place the 
 filter over the image it should pop out.  This commonly done a number of 
 ways with computer graphics to get certain overlays and blends with images.
 
 In other news, the shuttle wasn't flown over my house but if it had kept 
 with the pattern originally planned it might have.  Looked like it flew 
 further west then down over the SF Bay area.  Maybe John saw it.





[FairfieldLife] Re: I Love This

2012-09-21 Thread awoelflebater


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, emptybill emptybill@... wrote:

 
 Elf Baiter sez:
 
 Well, I guess it has to be the witch since that is me circa 1960, the
 one on the right.
 
 
 
 Empty Bill sez:
 
 Congrads Elf Baiter, you're in good company.
 IMO, Margret Hamilton's role  as the wicked witch of the West makes the
 1939 film wonderful.

There is no other witch like her. She was amazing in that role.
 
 FFL needs another Wicked Witch … only one not quite as unreflective
 as those acted out in the other FFL auditions. Maybe you can fly up like
 a hawk with your piercing gaze and spot the tasty little morsel awaiting
 its karmic devouring.

Oh, I am no karmic deliverer although I wouldn't mind flying like a hawk and 
possessing great vision. Other than that I would prefer to devour lobster and 
chocolate cake, two of my favorites. 
 
 
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@
 wrote:
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, emptybill emptybill@ wrote:
  
   Elf Baiter
  
   So which one do you identify with ...
   Nikko the winged monkey or the Witch of the West?
  
 
  Well, I guess it has to be the witch since that is me circa 1960, the
  one on the right.
 
 
[fbPhotosSnowliftCaption]
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Fwd: Check out Sheriff Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResid

2012-09-21 Thread Bhairitu
We can stop further debt.  No more bailouts for the banks.  Let them 
fail.  No bailouts for corporations.  Let them fail.  If my business 
fails I don't get a bailout.  Why should they?  Don't kowtow to 
corporate America. Those companies are mostly run by untalented rich 
kids with a classy pedigree.

However people who tried to do this, such as JFK, didn't fare to well.

Yes, I agree that the sheeple got all sold on going into deep debt so 
they could live the life of Riley.   Anyone who wasn't asleep (and 
that seems to be only a tiny minority) didn't buy into buying the 
biggest home they can or the biggest car they can crap.  Debt is a 
prison.  Some people got into financial trouble years ago who borrowed 
to do TTC or the Sidhis and they learned that important lesson.

For over 200 years there has been a group pissed that they lost their 
serfs to the USA where their serfs could own land just like them.  
They've been scheming all along to get those serfs back. Don't let them.

On 09/21/2012 12:41 PM, seekliberation wrote:
 dude, seriously

 forget about Obama and whether or not he's a citizen.  Trust me, I dislike 
 him as much as you do.  But it's time for us to stop hanging on to the idea 
 that there's someone else who's going to come in and save the day.  There's a 
 reason we invented term limits in our constitution.  It's because of people 
 like him and GWB that we made limits on how long someone can be in office.

 Besides, if he gets another 4 years, so what?  Yeah, he may take us to 20 
 trillion in debt and force us into another great depression like the 1930's.  
 But in my opinion, it might be what we need as a country to force ourselves 
 out of our disgraceful narcissism, laziness, apathy, and overall attitude of 
 entitlement.  If there was any motto that would describe a typical American 
 these days it would be Gimme, it's mine!!!.  Until we hit real hard times, 
 that attitude won't go away.  So in my opinion, Obama may be the better 
 choice.  I'm hoping he gets us to 20 trillion before the end of his 2nd term.

 seekliberation


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, wleed3 WLeed3@... wrote:
 _Sheriff  Joe's Lead Investigator Just Back From Hawaii: Only pResident
 Ever To Have 3  Aliases | Birther Report: Obama Release_
 (http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2012/09/sheriff-joes-lead-investigator-just.html)






[FairfieldLife] Re: I Love This

2012-09-21 Thread raunchydog


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, emptybill emptybill@ wrote:
 
  
  Elf Baiter sez:
  
  Well, I guess it has to be the witch since that is me circa 1960, the
  one on the right.
  
  
  
  Empty Bill sez:
  
  Congrads Elf Baiter, you're in good company.
  IMO, Margret Hamilton's role  as the wicked witch of the West makes the
  1939 film wonderful.
 
 There is no other witch like her. She was amazing in that role.
  
  FFL needs another Wicked Witch … only one not quite as unreflective
  as those acted out in the other FFL auditions. Maybe you can fly up like
  a hawk with your piercing gaze and spot the tasty little morsel awaiting
  its karmic devouring.
 
 Oh, I am no karmic deliverer although I wouldn't mind flying like a hawk and 
 possessing great vision. Other than that I would prefer to devour lobster and 
 chocolate cake, two of my favorites. 
  

Wicked: The Untold Story of the Witches of Oz is a wonderful musical I saw in 
Chicago a few years ago. Hope you get a chance to see it. Loved the music. It's 
a prequel to the Wizard of OZ about an unlikely friendship between Galinda the 
Good and Elphaba the green skinned witch of the west. 
http://youtu.be/FlMBcTGJ4YM

  
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@
  wrote:
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, emptybill emptybill@ wrote:
   
Elf Baiter
   
So which one do you identify with ...
Nikko the winged monkey or the Witch of the West?
   
  
   Well, I guess it has to be the witch since that is me circa 1960, the
   one on the right.
  
  
 [fbPhotosSnowliftCaption]
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: I Love This

2012-09-21 Thread Alex Stanley


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, emptybill emptybill@... wrote:

 
 Elf Baiter sez:
 

Dude, you totally misspelled Waffle Beater.



[FairfieldLife] Re: anaadi matparaM brahma or anaadimat paraM brahma??

2012-09-21 Thread Richard J. Williams


emptybill:
 No Western trained scholar (Indian or Euro-American) 
 would believe these invented claims by Indians.

Tmer devotees don't care what trained scholars say
about SBS. What matters to us is what the current
sannyasins and yogis believe and practice. 

What's relevant here is that SBS used to meditate
on the Sri Chakra and the bija mantra of Saraswati
and that the Sri Vidya is similar to Kashmere Trika.

...the general principles are similar to those 
found in Kashmir Shaivism...The goddess is worshipped 
in the form of a mystical diagram (Sanskrit: yantra) 
of nine intersecting triangles, called the Shri 
Chakra that is the central icon of the tradition.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shri_Vidya

Adi Shankara visited Sharada Peeth in Kashmir 
(now in POK, Pakistan...

'Sankara-Dig-Vijaya'
by Swami Tapasyananda
pp. 160–185.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adi_Shankara

   This does not mean that either Shankara or SBS
   were tantrika-s...
  
  Can't help you if you won't read the texts, Bill.
 
  Get some smarts and learn some history! MMY got
  the TM bijas from SBS and he got them from SKS,
  all they way back to the Adi Shankara. All the
  Sringeri sannyasins are tantrikas and adherents
  Sri Vidya. All the Sringeri sannyasisn worship the
  Sri Yantra - a tantric yoga. These are the facts.
 
  So, let's review what we know:
 
  The adherents of the Sri Vidya claim Shankara as
  their Adi Guru, and all of the Saraswati sannyasins
  worship Tripurasundari with the Sri Yantra, and they
  repeat the bija mantra of Saraswati at least twice
  each day.
 
  At their headquarters at Sringeri, the Saraswati
  yogins all proclaim their allegiance to the Adi
  Shankara.
 
  According to the Shankaracharya of Sringeri, the
  Adi Shankara placed the Sri Chakra, symbol of
  Tripurasundari, with the TM mantras inscribed
  thereon, at each of the seats of learning - Dwarka,
  Puri, Sringeri, and at Jyotirmath.
 
  So, the mantras of TM are DIRECTLY related to Sri
  Vidya.
 
  So, we get TM and the TM bijas from MMY, who got
  the bijas from SBS, who got the bijas from the
  Swami Krishananda Saraswati of Sringeri. So, the
  TM bijas come from the Shankaracharya tradition
  of Kaula Tantra which was founded at Sringeri by
  the Adi Shankara.
 
  So, when TMers use the bija mantra of Saraswati,
  there is no difference between the bija and the
  Absolute itself - there is only the illusion of
  duration.
 
  There is no difference between an object meditated
  upon and the object itself. Since the Absolute is
  not a subject to be cognized, TMers use bija
  mantras in order to provide the ideal opportunity
  for the transcending.
 
  According to Swami Brahmananda Saraswati, The
  difference is the same as the difference between
  rice and paddy. Remove the skin of the paddy and
  it is rice. Similarly, remove the covering of
  Maya, and the Jiva will become Brahman.
 
  ...it has now been established that at least two
  of the most sacred bija-mantras, out of the
  fifteen, contained in the Sound Arya La Hari, are
  in fact, TM bija-mantras.
 
  Subject: Re: Guru Dev and Sri Vidya
  From: James Duffy
  Newsgroups: alt.meditation.transcendental
  Date: April 28, 2003
  http://tinyurl.com/2drn7gp
 
 I have the Mandukya Upanishad with
 Shankara's detailed commentary. Nowhere
 is there a discussion of 7 states of consciousness,
 much less Maharishi's 7 states. Shankara's so called
 usage of Kashmiri Trika or Shri Vidya is untrue and
 has long been disproven.

It has already been established that Swami Brahmananda
Saraswati was an adherent of the Sri Vidya. It has
also already been established that MMY was a close
confidant of Swami Laksmanjoo, the last Tantric teacher
of Trika in Kashmere.
   
Another crucial point that is often missed is that
Maharishi's typology is a tantric rendering of the
seven states, not a strictly Vedantic map.
   
The 'God Consciousness' described by Maharishi is
based on Sri Vidya principles: The Absolute as the
creative source - the divine Mother, Tripura, which
is the main doctrine of both Sri Vidya and Kashmere
Shivaism.
   
Tripura can be an anthropomorphic deity, but the
subtler tantric practices are directed towards
Tripura as the formless - that is, the fourth state
which is beyond or transcendental to, the three
gross states (three cities) symbolized by AUM in the
Mandukhya Upanishad and the cogent commentary by
Gaudapadacharya.
   
In Sri Vidya, the Sri Yantra is the map of the
seven states, which agrees with Maharishi's layout,
with the Bindu at the center. According to Tantra
the Bindu is the highest state of transcendenace.
   
Swami Rama on the Mandukhya Upanishad:
   
2) Sarvam hyetad brahmayam-atma brahma soyamatma
catushpat.
   
Atman has Four Aspects: All of this, everywhere,
is in truth Brahman, the Absolute Reality. This

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[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:
snip
 Anyway, if by rabbit hole you mean my opinions of Judy, I
 assure you that Barry has little to do with that.  When
 Judy butted in and continued to butt into a personal and
 emotional matter between me and Robin, that's when my
 current opinions of Judy were formed.

You are not being truthful here, Share. You and I had
*exactly one exchange* concerning the matter between
you and Robin. I did not continue to butt in.

Moreover, when you make public posts, you do not have
the right to expect that nobody will comment on them,
no matter how personal and emotional they are. You
don't get to have a private exchange on a public forum.
That's what email is for.

It wasn't my butting in that formed your current opinions
of me in any case. It's that I took you to task for
the misstatements and unfairness in your posts. Curtis
butted in as well, but he supported you, so you didn't
form a negative opinion of him for doing so.




[FairfieldLife] Re: I Love This

2012-09-21 Thread awoelflebater


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@... 
wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, emptybill emptybill@ wrote:
 
  
  Elf Baiter sez:
  
 
 Dude, you totally misspelled Waffle Beater.

That certainly is easier to spell than the real thing. Brings back memories 
from my childhood, always called Waffles. Now the married name 'Bater' is 
another matter. I am surprised no one has put on the 'master' yet. I like to 
think of it as 'incu' however.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig to Ann for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread Robin Carlsen


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  ... I think what I don't like is gratuitous negativity.
  Especially the kind that is mean and nasty towards 
  someone else. Like the kind that seemingly pops up out 
  of nowhere and functions merely to keep the negativity 
  flowing. And ironically enough, often it happens here 
  just when things have quieted down! DUH! 
 
 A noble thought. Now let's see how you follow through
 on it. 
 
 I've said what I had to say in my little Intervention
 riff. I've adopted the fictive voice of others and 
 dared a certain someone to take a week off from 
 dissing those she so habitually feels the need to
 demonize here on FFL. 
 
 WHY am I doing this? As a kind of proactive experiment.
 We who have (ahem) been around FFL longer than you have
 are by now used to her attempting to restart the demon-
 izations after a break. Let's see what she -- and
 others who tend to join her in them -- do this time,
 shall we?
 
 From my side, I will try my best to neither read any-
 thing she writes, or respond to it. I shall also try
 to avoid mentioning her at all. I suspect that Curtis
 will do the same, since that is his current M.O. anyway.
 He rarely gets involved until after the first brick 
 has been thrown attempting to damage his career as an
 educator. Vaj is silent for his own reasons, many of
 which have to do with the renewed presence on this
 forum of a rather disturbed troll.
 
 So...just sayin'...what will happen from *your* side,
 since you've weighed in above? Will you call *others*
 on this forum if *they* try to restart the olde
 bitterness and grudges? Or is that something you
 only do when those whom you've been taught to assoc-
 iate with the Curtis-Barry-Vaj troika speak up?
 
 I guess only time will tell, eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyCCJ6B2WE




[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread authfriend
Share, you might want to read my response to Curtis below.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@... 
wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
 I left in the post of mine you were responding to. I'd
 suggest you read it again to refresh your memory, and
 then see if you can bring yourself to respond to my
 question straightforwardly.
 
 M:  If I could pick one snip of a post to express how Judy operates
 here, it might be this one.  It is so pregnant with assumptive 
 condescension. If it was a line spoken in a movie who would play
 it?  Joan Crawford with the arching eyebrows?  Perhaps the aging
 Betty Davis with her foundation cracking into her furrowed skin?

Gee, Curtis, you wouldn't be trying to discourage Share
from looking over the post again, would you?

Share did say I was sounding more reasonable than you.
Do you think she'll find this post of yours any more
reasonable? Or do you think she'll realize you're doing
your damndest to prevent her from acknowledging that you
had lied about what I had said in your response to my
earlier post?

 Nice touch calling my asking Robin for the reasons he finds stories
 of saints doing miraculous things a long time ago compelling as 
 picking a fight.

Sure it was. This type of issue has been one of the biggest
sources of conflict between you and Robin. He hadn't been
addressing you; you jumped into a discussion between him
and Salyavin--and then acknowledged at the end of your post
that you should have left it at the comment Salyavin had
made, and that you hadn't helped further the discussion
with your post. But you made it anyway. Hmmm.

Jumping into discussions is something we often do here. But
when you jump into a discussion on the side of a debating
opponent of one of your biggest adversaries, concerning an
issue that has always been a hot-button one between you,
picking a fight is not an inappropriate characterization.
Especially when that's the only post of substance you had
addressed to Robin since your return.

 And I loved your doubling down on the death threat thing, even
 now, with the connection with the Darwin Awards spelled out for
 you, clueless to the end.

Curtis, I do not believe you are so oblivious to the context
of what I said to Share that you honestly think I doubled
down on the death threat thing. I think you're trying very
hard to make *Share*--and anyone else reading this--think I
did. But you know I didn't. Share erred in saying Barry's
remark hadn't had anything about death in it, and I corrected
her. I also agreed with her that it wasn't a literal death
threat.

The Darwin Awards business is just misdirection, as you know.
It was never relevant. It was only an excuse Barry used to
fantasize about raunchy and me dying. Too stupid to tie
their shoes or something similar would have conveyed the
idea Barry claims he wanted to express just as well--but he
chose too stupid to live.

And then of course there was also the fantasy about our
bursting into flame, which you have consistently avoided
mentioning. Again Barry has tried to convince us that this
was a reference to liar, liar, pants on fire--but neither
raunchy nor I had lied, and in any case pants on fire
refers to being spanked for lying, not to bursting into
flame via spontaneous combustion.

You're a writer who claims to be sensitive to nuance.
These did not escape you.

 And all the time wagging her finger, liar, liar, liar, liar all
 around her liars.

I'm wagging my finger at you and Barry. There are a few
others here who lie, but none of them to anywhere near the
same extent, or with the same intense malice, as the two
of you.

 Now Share, obey her command to focus on her mighty words,
 dripping with contempt,

Curtis-spin designed to keep Share from rereading what I
wrote. There was no contempt at all in it. But if Curtis
can convince her there was, he's hoping she'll be offended
and refuse.

 and answer zee questions, zey are critical and will expose you
 before her mighty power.

Just one question, actually, a rather simple one.

 And please remember to answer what she ASKED and do it 
 straightforwardly zis time.

Share *was* willing to answer my question, and *did*
answer it in my favor. She just couldn't quite bring
herself to acknowledge your attempts at deception. You
are terribly afraid she will do so this time, so you 
are again attempting to deceive in an effort to keep
her from acknowledging the blatantly obvious.





[FairfieldLife] Open Mike Thread (was Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein)

2012-09-21 Thread Robin Carlsen
Dear Barry,

Finally I am in perfect agreement with you about something: that response to 
Raunchy's second satirizing of you.

It didn't come off--and I recognized this immediately--but hoped you would be 
so stung and embarrassed and humiliated that it would destroy your objectivity, 
and you would think Raunchy had actually scored a hit. But she didn't, and she 
needed just the dressing-down you gave to her.

I think this changes things for me somehow, Barry: Mind you, I think you took a 
chance responding as the critic to someone who made you the object of their 
satire. That takes guts--but most of all it takes a feeling for the truth, and 
by God, you sure showed me you had that, Barry.

I know everyone recognizes this already; it is self-evident; but as soon as I 
began to read your post to Raunchy, I felt the effect of what you were saying 
was already blotting out what poor Raunchy had tried her hand at [I even wince 
now]--and I felt sorry for her. But one must not weep for those who are brought 
down by the truth. I only hope you took into consideration Raunchy's 
feelings--but in my estimation you did exactly this. I just hope this is clear 
to Raunchy herself, for I know how bad she feels about this now.

Anyhow, Barry: Congratulations! You are one wise and discerning guy. I would 
not have had the cojones to do what you did--but then I lack not only your 
confidence, but the shockingly intricate self-knowledge you have. You knew 
yourself so much better than Raunchy did; and when you went to put Raunchy in 
her place--with the right dose of mercy and forbearance--I felt the command you 
have over yourself, and even over how others see you; and so when you wrote 
your post you made it possible for every reader (those who don't have a hate on 
about you) to realize that you were the best judge of whether Raunchy had 
succeeded--and of course she had not.

But how do you expect her to know more about you than you do? You of all people 
who post here have the most ruthless and honest assessment of yourself at all 
times. I have always known this, Barry, and it rankles--oh, you don't know how 
it rankles. In any case, Barry, I am sure somewhere in her soul Raunchy is 
grateful for the lesson you have taught her: If you're going to do irony, 
Raunchy, get it right, or don't even try it.

I felt it was enormously generous of you, Barry, to step in to adjudicate 
Raunchy--even though I shuddered at the seeming bizarreness of this act: the 
object of the satire pronouncing upon how successful it was. *But you did it, 
Barry*, and I love you for this--as I believe eventually Raunchy will too.

Great guy you are, Barry.

Robin

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 Raunchy, you remind me of the proper etiquette to be
 used at Comedy Clubs on Open Mike Night, so I will
 reply. When someone gets up on stage and tries to be
 funny, you applaud them at the end, even if they
 haven't been. You do this because it took guts to
 get up there and embarrass themselves, and they
 deserve encouragement. I'm sure even Robin Williams
 bombed a few times before he made it to Actual Funny.
 
 So good luck, and thank you for taking up my Creativity
 Challenge. My only advice is to keep working at it, and
 not to become an applause slut over Awoe's gushing...
 she is what we call in the biz an easy audience.
 
 As for the Woodstock condom, I wasn't there, but I do
 have a friend (a former TMer, now touring the world as
 a kind of non-guru guru) who not only was, he carried
 around in his wallet his original *tickets* to Woodstock.
 He used to use them to impress much younger women he
 was trying to hustle. His success with this ploy was on
 about the same level as yours with the condom ploy, so
 don't lose heart. If you keep working at it, you might
 someday become a guru yourself.  :-)
 
 P.S. I haven't worn my Garcia ties in years, but I *do*
 actually have a couple of pairs of Garcia boxer shorts.
 Silk. Cool designs (better than the one below). Never
 really wear them except when entertaining ladies who
 prefer the boxer look. I'm more of a briefs kinda guy.
 If you actually have any comedy chops, you should be
 able to take that piece of information and run with it.
 Good luck...  :-)
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@
 wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@ wrote:
  
   At the risk of 'piling on' this little vignette was priceless.
   Probably because it rang so true. All you left out was some
   bimbo trying to climb onto his lap.
 
  Hold the applause, Ann. You're only encouraging me. I can't...
  no I mustn't...Help! Somebody STOP ME! Oh alright.
 
  Scene: Leiden, Holland, 2:00 am. Two Dutch grifters discuss
  their recent mark.
  Guy: Hey, what's in his wallet?
  Gal: ID, Barry Wright, two bucks and a condom...expiration
  date, August 18, 1969.
  Guy: Sonofabitch, the last time that old geezer got laid was
  at 

[FairfieldLife] Open Mike Thread (was Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein)

2012-09-21 Thread Robin Carlsen


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, salyavin808 fintlewoodlewix@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@ wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@ wrote:
  
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@ wrote:
   


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:

 Raunchy, you remind me of the proper etiquette to be
 used at Comedy Clubs on Open Mike Night, so I will
 reply. When someone gets up on stage and tries to be
 funny, you applaud them at the end, even if they
 haven't been. You do this because it took guts to
 get up there and embarrass themselves, and they
 deserve encouragement. I'm sure even Robin Williams
 bombed a few times before he made it to Actual Funny.

Barry's reaction to your post is proof positive you were really, really 
funny.
 
 So good luck, and thank you for taking up my Creativity
 Challenge. My only advice is to keep working at it, and
 not to become an applause slut over Awoe's gushing...
 she is what we call in the biz an easy audience.

Who is the we? Since when are you in show biz and what kind? Easy 
audience, I don't know, I haven't been too easy on you lately.
 
 As for the Woodstock condom, I wasn't there, but I do
 have a friend (a former TMer, now touring the world as
 a kind of non-guru guru) who not only was, he carried
 around in his wallet his original *tickets* to Woodstock.
 He used to use them to impress much younger women he
 was trying to hustle. His success with this ploy was on
 about the same level as yours with the condom ploy, so
 don't lose heart. If you keep working at it, you might
 someday become a guru yourself.  :-)
 
 P.S. I haven't worn my Garcia ties in years, but I *do*
 actually have a couple of pairs of Garcia boxer shorts.
 Silk. Cool designs (better than the one below). Never
 really wear them except when entertaining ladies who
 prefer the boxer look. I'm more of a briefs kinda guy.
 If you actually have any comedy chops, you should be
 able to take that piece of information and run with it.
 Good luck...  :-)

Raunchy, the gauntlet has been thrown down. Now, do you prefer boxers 
or briefs?
   
   I usually wear briefs.
  
  I meant what do you prefer on BARRY?





 How old are you? Just asking coz you come across like one
 of those emotionally backward teenagers that gets even
 facebook a bad name. I've never made a habit of reading more
 of your hysteria than message view provides, but recently
 I've started praying your relentless shrieking causes you to
 overpost and have to go somewhere else for a week, only one
 nutbag less round here but a distinct improvement for the rest
 of us.

Dear Salyavin,

For me this post sets the standard for excellence in every way. And let me tell 
you why. First of all, you have decided to eschew any form of argument as to 
the basis of your judgment; but in this case, I believe you are justified in 
doing so, since, *in the almost perfect grip you have on reality*--in making 
this determination about this individual--you allow each reader to bypass 
having to wrestle with reason or argument, and simply participate in the 
extraordinary innocence and impartiality of your own subjectivity.

Now I am, Salyavin, making a subtle point here; and I believe the understanding 
I have reached from reading your post is a new one for me. It never occurred to 
me that someone could just express how they felt about someone, and the quality 
and form of those feelings would do something more (and better) than reason or 
evidence could do. Your subjective reaction to this person, Salyavin, contains 
such force and authority that it becomes impossible--even were a reader to have 
liked this poster before reading what you have said here--to have any other 
opinion about this poster than the one you have told us is your opinion.
 
I am anxious that you understand what I am saying here, Salyavin, for it is a 
principle of truth which has remained entirely inaccessible to me all my life. 
What is that principle? That there can be within a given human being such a 
pure and just *subjective* experience that that subjective experience 
*convinces* just in itself. I doubt there is anyone else I have known or read 
who can do what you did in this post.
 
You see, Salyavin, you have done with your subjectivity what I believe could 
not be done through any other means. But this is only because of how 
*intrinsically* beautiful and compelling is your subjectivity--*at least in 
this instance*. Perhaps you are no saint in other contexts. But here you have 
instantiated a truth personally that, as I say, had never occurred to me as 
even a possibility: the articulation of strong and violent feeling about 
someone whose purpose 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig to Ann for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread authfriend


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
 
  ... I think what I don't like is gratuitous negativity.
  Especially the kind that is mean and nasty towards 
  someone else. Like the kind that seemingly pops up out 
  of nowhere and functions merely to keep the negativity 
  flowing. And ironically enough, often it happens here 
  just when things have quieted down! DUH! 
 
 A noble thought. Now let's see how you follow through
 on it. 
 
 I've said what I had to say in my little Intervention
 riff. I've adopted the fictive voice of others and 
 dared a certain someone to take a week off from 
 dissing those she so habitually feels the need to
 demonize here on FFL.

Sez Barry, who has been busy demonizing me all week and
thinks he has a chance of converting Share--not
realizing she underwent her conversion several weeks
ago (and never had anything to be converted *from*
anyway).

snip
 From my side, I will try my best to neither read any-
 thing she writes, or respond to it. I shall also try
 to avoid mentioning her at all.

His best is none too good. If he's tried this once,
he's tried it scores of times, unsuccessfully.

 I suspect that Curtis
 will do the same, since that is his current M.O. anyway.
 He rarely gets involved until after the first brick 
 has been thrown attempting to damage his career as an
 educator.

Uh-oh, the Bullshit Meter just went on Overload. And
it's set *very* high for Barry's posts.

You'd think Curtis would speak up to correct Barry's
misrepresentations, wouldn't you? But he won't, even
knowing that the rest of the forum is well aware
they're bullshit.

 Vaj is silent for his own reasons, many of
 which have to do with the renewed presence on this
 forum of a rather disturbed troll.

As Barry knows, the rather disturbed troll was Vaj
himself. Vaj is silent because the last we heard from
him, Barry reported that he had told Barry something
about Ann in private that turned out not to be true. He
does not want to have to confront the fallout from his
lie.

 So...just sayin'...what will happen from *your* side,
 since you've weighed in above? Will you call *others*
 on this forum if *they* try to restart the olde
 bitterness and grudges? Or is that something you
 only do when those whom you've been taught to assoc-
 iate with the Curtis-Barry-Vaj troika speak up?

Let's see if Share will correct Barry's misrepresentations
of her. I'll bet she won't either.




[FairfieldLife] Open Mike Thread (was Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein)

2012-09-21 Thread raunchydog
Dear Robin, 
Who me, not funny? I'm crushed. I was wearing a party hat. What else do I have 
to do to get your attention? A perceptive guy like you should have noticed how 
much I crave applause and here you are kissing Barry's butt. Thank God Ann 
threw me a life line of appreciation. Tinkerbell almost died because of guys 
like you. Do you think I'm just a bore? Well you don't know my little secret or 
what surprises I have in store. Bet you never thought I could be this way or 
know it's just a part I play. I'm Nina Pretty Ballerina Queen of the dancing 
floor. And don't you forget it.

http://youtu.be/cwcrkMe5ZmA 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Robin Carlsen maskedzebra@... wrote:

 Dear Barry,
 
 Finally I am in perfect agreement with you about something: that response to 
 Raunchy's second satirizing of you.
 
 It didn't come off--and I recognized this immediately--but hoped you would be 
 so stung and embarrassed and humiliated that it would destroy your 
 objectivity, and you would think Raunchy had actually scored a hit. But she 
 didn't, and she needed just the dressing-down you gave to her.
 
 I think this changes things for me somehow, Barry: Mind you, I think you took 
 a chance responding as the critic to someone who made you the object of their 
 satire. That takes guts--but most of all it takes a feeling for the truth, 
 and by God, you sure showed me you had that, Barry.
 
 I know everyone recognizes this already; it is self-evident; but as soon as I 
 began to read your post to Raunchy, I felt the effect of what you were saying 
 was already blotting out what poor Raunchy had tried her hand at [I even 
 wince now]--and I felt sorry for her. But one must not weep for those who are 
 brought down by the truth. I only hope you took into consideration Raunchy's 
 feelings--but in my estimation you did exactly this. I just hope this is 
 clear to Raunchy herself, for I know how bad she feels about this now.
 
 Anyhow, Barry: Congratulations! You are one wise and discerning guy. I would 
 not have had the cojones to do what you did--but then I lack not only your 
 confidence, but the shockingly intricate self-knowledge you have. You knew 
 yourself so much better than Raunchy did; and when you went to put Raunchy in 
 her place--with the right dose of mercy and forbearance--I felt the command 
 you have over yourself, and even over how others see you; and so when you 
 wrote your post you made it possible for every reader (those who don't have a 
 hate on about you) to realize that you were the best judge of whether Raunchy 
 had succeeded--and of course she had not.
 
 But how do you expect her to know more about you than you do? You of all 
 people who post here have the most ruthless and honest assessment of yourself 
 at all times. I have always known this, Barry, and it rankles--oh, you don't 
 know how it rankles. In any case, Barry, I am sure somewhere in her soul 
 Raunchy is grateful for the lesson you have taught her: If you're going to do 
 irony, Raunchy, get it right, or don't even try it.
 
 I felt it was enormously generous of you, Barry, to step in to adjudicate 
 Raunchy--even though I shuddered at the seeming bizarreness of this act: the 
 object of the satire pronouncing upon how successful it was. *But you did it, 
 Barry*, and I love you for this--as I believe eventually Raunchy will too.
 
 Great guy you are, Barry.
 
 Robin
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
  Raunchy, you remind me of the proper etiquette to be
  used at Comedy Clubs on Open Mike Night, so I will
  reply. When someone gets up on stage and tries to be
  funny, you applaud them at the end, even if they
  haven't been. You do this because it took guts to
  get up there and embarrass themselves, and they
  deserve encouragement. I'm sure even Robin Williams
  bombed a few times before he made it to Actual Funny.
  
  So good luck, and thank you for taking up my Creativity
  Challenge. My only advice is to keep working at it, and
  not to become an applause slut over Awoe's gushing...
  she is what we call in the biz an easy audience.
  
  As for the Woodstock condom, I wasn't there, but I do
  have a friend (a former TMer, now touring the world as
  a kind of non-guru guru) who not only was, he carried
  around in his wallet his original *tickets* to Woodstock.
  He used to use them to impress much younger women he
  was trying to hustle. His success with this ploy was on
  about the same level as yours with the condom ploy, so
  don't lose heart. If you keep working at it, you might
  someday become a guru yourself.  :-)
  
  P.S. I haven't worn my Garcia ties in years, but I *do*
  actually have a couple of pairs of Garcia boxer shorts.
  Silk. Cool designs (better than the one below). Never
  really wear them except when entertaining ladies who
  prefer the boxer look. I'm more of a briefs kinda guy.
  If you actually have any comedy chops, you should be
  able 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Eastwooding: I'm not going to shut up; it's my turn!

2012-09-21 Thread Robin Carlsen
I have decided, Steve, there was no justification in my impersonation of Curtis 
whatsoever. It was a cheap trick, and originated in my malevolence, cruelty, 
and jealousy with respect to Curtis. Although I must say, I WOULD HAVE LOVED 
FOR CURTIS TO DO THE SAME TO ME. Because then we could test the truth of my 
idea of what irony is.

Let me explain, Steve: If my impersonation of Curtis was true, it means that to 
the extent to which Curtis's customary response to Robin does not actually 
represent something that originates in an honest and fresh experience of *just 
what Robin specifically and particularly has said in a given post*, Robin is 
demonstrating that Curtis's response to Robin *does not pass through the 
reality of Curtis* at all. This is the effect of Robin taking the identity of 
Curtis: to show to the readers of FFL that Curtis's response to Robin--when it 
comes to matters of Robin's critique of Curtis's method of disputation--it is 
not born of an existentially meaningful experience. It is predetermined by a 
certain metaphysical reflex in Curtis, which refuses to assimilate any 
information or argument which would challenge Curtis's point of view.

Don't you see, Steve? If I had represented Curtis's point of view, and that 
point of view was sincere and honestly felt, THEN WITHOUT ANY COMMENTARY 
NECESSARY ROBIN'S LITTLE EXERCISE WOULD HAVE FALLEN FLAT. If Robin could 
convincingly represent Curtis's point of view--and by doing so demonstrate its 
unitary and dogmatic predictability, devoid of real engagement with the reality 
of what Robin has said--then Robin has proven that *reality itself has judged 
Curtis's responses to Robin's point of view about Curtis to be non-interactive 
with the reality of the sincerity and honesty within which Robin puts forward 
his own point of view*.

The necessity of Robin using the device of irony, then, Steve, is pointed up in 
the sterility and imperviousness of Curtis to the reality out of which he could 
determine what his beliefs really are. Robin took a big chance. If people were 
amused or arrested by seeing Robin say what Curtis would say, then it means 
Robin was successfully ridiculing something that needed to be ridiculed in 
Curtis. If Curtis's response to Robin was sincere, honest, heartfelt, 
intellectually rigorous, then WHAT POSSIBLY WOULD BE THE POINT OF ROBIN 
IMITATING THIS? It would seem a strange and peculiar act of Robin's--without 
justification.

But Robin's imitation of Curtis went over big--even with Emily, and with 
you--although you hated it. *In principle*. This means *that reality supported 
Robin's motive and the execution of that motive in the very two posts he posted 
as Curtis*. What you did, Steve, was wrench yourself away from the actual 
*experience* you had, involuntarily and spontaneously, when you first read 
those two posts. This will never work. Your experience was traduced by your 
subsequent moral reaction to Robin's act. But you see, Steve, when irony works 
upon us, *we have no control over the effect it produces inside of us*. And why 
is this, Steve? Because irony, if it is effective, if it makes it, *requires 
the collaboration of Reality*.

Don't you see this, Steve? If your judgment of my act was appropriate, it would 
mean when you originally read those two posts, your judgment would have been 
predominant, and the effect of the irony secondary. As it was, when you first 
read those posts, *you recognized the voice of Curtis*. This held your 
attention: it was quite a startling and riveting experience. But then Steve's 
ideas of what is right and wrong kicked in. And what happened then? Steve had 
to destroy any vestiges of his original experience: he could not interact with 
that experience, or make that experience a variable in his moral calculus. 

Steve is the guy who feels very sorry for those guys that Christ undid with his 
sense of something that goes beyond irony:

Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. And early in the morning he came again 
into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught 
them. And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; 
and when they had set her in the midst, They say unto him, Master, this woman 
was taken in adultery, in the very act. Now Moses in the law commanded us, that 
such should be stoned: but what sayest thou? This they said, tempting him, that 
they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger 
wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not. So when they continued asking 
him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among 
you, let him first cast a stone at her. And again he stooped down, and wrote on 
the ground. And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, 
went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was 
left alone, and the woman standing in the midst. When Jesus had lifted up 
himself, and saw 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Eastwooding: I'm not going to shut up; it's my turn!

2012-09-21 Thread seventhray1















Hey Robin,

thank you again for posting that.  I thought I would copy my original
response I made to you after you sent me your post offline earlier in
the week.  I sort of liked my response.  Hope you don't mind.
*
Honestly Robin,I did have a little difficulty following this. For
all I know you may have pegged Curtis perfectly. I only read the post
once, and my objection was and is that maybe it's just not the best idea
to take those liberties. But I am willing to acknowledge that you may
have nailed his POV. I have to say, that I think the posts when you have
undressed Judy have been the most insightful and economical you have
written.I appreciate that you are attempting to make me aware of
some of my biases and blind spots. I like to think of myself as someone
who is willing to look at them straight on, but I may be fooling myself.
I have to admit that I am a fan of Curtis' writing abilities.Of
course I greatly enjoy reading your posts as well. Certainly I
appreciate those that tend to be more concise.  I guess I should read it
(your post as Curtis) again. I do recall that when you wrote as Susan
replying to Barry, that it was pretty funny. I don't know if it was
deep, or if it was meant to be deep. The feeling I got was that it was
meant to be funny, and I think you achieved that.Oh, BTW, I think my
real name comes through on this. That is my preference for those I am
comfortable with, but I hope you will keep that confidential.Thanks
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Robin Carlsen maskedzebra@...
wrote:

 I have decided, Steve, there was no justification in my impersonation
of Curtis whatsoever. It was a cheap trick, and originated in my
malevolence, cruelty, and jealousy with respect to Curtis. Although I
must say, I WOULD HAVE LOVED FOR CURTIS TO DO THE SAME TO ME. Because
then we could test the truth of my idea of what irony is.

 Let me explain, Steve: If my impersonation of Curtis was true, it
means that to the extent to which Curtis's customary response to Robin
does not actually represent something that originates in an honest and
fresh experience of *just what Robin specifically and particularly has
said in a given post*, Robin is demonstrating that Curtis's response to
Robin *does not pass through the reality of Curtis* at all. This is the
effect of Robin taking the identity of Curtis: to show to the readers of
FFL that Curtis's response to Robin--when it comes to matters of Robin's
critique of Curtis's method of disputation--it is not born of an
existentially meaningful experience. It is predetermined by a certain
metaphysical reflex in Curtis, which refuses to assimilate any
information or argument which would challenge Curtis's point of view.

 Don't you see, Steve? If I had represented Curtis's point of view, and
that point of view was sincere and honestly felt, THEN WITHOUT ANY
COMMENTARY NECESSARY ROBIN'S LITTLE EXERCISE WOULD HAVE FALLEN FLAT. If
Robin could convincingly represent Curtis's point of view--and by doing
so demonstrate its unitary and dogmatic predictability, devoid of real
engagement with the reality of what Robin has said--then Robin has
proven that *reality itself has judged Curtis's responses to Robin's
point of view about Curtis to be non-interactive with the reality of the
sincerity and honesty within which Robin puts forward his own point of
view*.

 The necessity of Robin using the device of irony, then, Steve, is
pointed up in the sterility and imperviousness of Curtis to the reality
out of which he could determine what his beliefs really are. Robin took
a big chance. If people were amused or arrested by seeing Robin say what
Curtis would say, then it means Robin was successfully ridiculing
something that needed to be ridiculed in Curtis. If Curtis's response to
Robin was sincere, honest, heartfelt, intellectually rigorous, then WHAT
POSSIBLY WOULD BE THE POINT OF ROBIN IMITATING THIS? It would seem a
strange and peculiar act of Robin's--without justification.

 But Robin's imitation of Curtis went over big--even with Emily, and
with you--although you hated it. *In principle*. This means *that
reality supported Robin's motive and the execution of that motive in the
very two posts he posted as Curtis*. What you did, Steve, was wrench
yourself away from the actual *experience* you had, involuntarily and
spontaneously, when you first read those two posts. This will never
work. Your experience was traduced by your subsequent moral reaction to
Robin's act. But you see, Steve, when irony works upon us, *we have no
control over the effect it produces inside of us*. And why is this,
Steve? Because irony, if it is effective, if it makes it, *requires the
collaboration of Reality*.

 Don't you see this, Steve? If your judgment of my act was appropriate,
it would mean when you originally read those two posts, your judgment
would have been predominant, and the effect of the irony secondary. As
it was, when you first read those 

[FairfieldLife] Open Mike Thread (was Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein)

2012-09-21 Thread Robin Carlsen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shCqzZzghWg

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 Raunchy, you remind me of the proper etiquette to be
 used at Comedy Clubs on Open Mike Night, so I will
 reply. When someone gets up on stage and tries to be
 funny, you applaud them at the end, even if they
 haven't been. You do this because it took guts to
 get up there and embarrass themselves, and they
 deserve encouragement. I'm sure even Robin Williams
 bombed a few times before he made it to Actual Funny.
 
 So good luck, and thank you for taking up my Creativity
 Challenge. My only advice is to keep working at it, and
 not to become an applause slut over Awoe's gushing...
 she is what we call in the biz an easy audience.
 
 As for the Woodstock condom, I wasn't there, but I do
 have a friend (a former TMer, now touring the world as
 a kind of non-guru guru) who not only was, he carried
 around in his wallet his original *tickets* to Woodstock.
 He used to use them to impress much younger women he
 was trying to hustle. His success with this ploy was on
 about the same level as yours with the condom ploy, so
 don't lose heart. If you keep working at it, you might
 someday become a guru yourself.  :-)
 
 P.S. I haven't worn my Garcia ties in years, but I *do*
 actually have a couple of pairs of Garcia boxer shorts.
 Silk. Cool designs (better than the one below). Never
 really wear them except when entertaining ladies who
 prefer the boxer look. I'm more of a briefs kinda guy.
 If you actually have any comedy chops, you should be
 able to take that piece of information and run with it.
 Good luck...  :-)
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@
 wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater no_reply@ wrote:
  
   At the risk of 'piling on' this little vignette was priceless.
   Probably because it rang so true. All you left out was some
   bimbo trying to climb onto his lap.
 
  Hold the applause, Ann. You're only encouraging me. I can't...
  no I mustn't...Help! Somebody STOP ME! Oh alright.
 
  Scene: Leiden, Holland, 2:00 am. Two Dutch grifters discuss
  their recent mark.
  Guy: Hey, what's in his wallet?
  Gal: ID, Barry Wright, two bucks and a condom...expiration
  date, August 18, 1969.
  Guy: Sonofabitch, the last time that old geezer got laid was
  at Woodstock!
  Gal: Thought so...probably explains the tie-dyed boxer shorts.
  Guy: Did you get those too?
  Gal: Yep, trophy for my easy mark collection.
  Guy: Two bucks? Hardly worth the trouble of letting him feel
  your ass.
  Gal: My ass, his shorts, win, win.
 
  Meanwhile, alone in a fleabag hotel, passed out cold, handcuffed
  to a chair and stripped naked except for a Jerry Garcia tie*
  gracefully covering his privates. Barry slowly regains
  consciousness, muttering, win, win...win, win.
 
  Barry: What a night! Can't wait to write about it.
 
  *Jerry Garcia tie: Barry's most prized possession.





[FairfieldLife] The chances of the self becoming a universal Self

2012-09-21 Thread Robin Carlsen
  We say that any two things however unlike are in something like. This is the 
one exception: when I compare my self, my being-myself, with anything else 
whatever, all things alike, all in the same degree, rebuff me with blank 
unlikeness; so that my knowledge of it, which is so intense, is from itself 
alone, they in no way help me to understand it. 

And even those things with which I in some sort identify myself, as my country 
or family, and those things which I own and call mine, as my clothes and so on, 
all presuppose the stricter sense of *self* and *me* and *mine* and are from 
that derivative...

Nothing finite can exist of itself. For being finite it is limited and 
determined in time and space, as the mind is limited and determined to 
particular dates of time and place by the body. And apart from the body, it is 
determined. I say apart from the body, because it may be maintained that the 
mind has no bound from space or even from time, for it may exist after death 
and may have existed before birth. 

Nevertheless it is finite in its own being...and determined. Its faculties 
compared one with another and compared with those of other minds are 
determined; they might be more, they might be less, they might be otherwise; 
they are then determined and distinctive. It is plain it might have more 
perfection, more being. Nevertheless the being it has got has a great 
perfection, a great stress, and is more distinctive and higher selved, than 
anything else I see, except other such minds, in nature. 

Now to be determined and distinctive is a perfection, either self-bestowed or 
bestowed from without. In anything finite it cannot be self-bestowed; nothing 
finite can determine what itself shall, in a world of being, be. For to 
determine is a perfection, greater than and certainly never less than, the 
perfection of being determined. It is a function of a nature, even if it should 
be the whole function, the naturing, the selving of that nature. 

It always in nature's order is after the nature it is of. Nothing finite then 
can either begin to exist or exercise a function and determination before it 
has a nature to 'function' and determine, to selve and instress, with; how much 
less then when the very determination is what the determiner itself is to be 
and the selving what its self shall be like! And this is above all true of that 
inmost self of mine which has been said to be and to be felt to be, to taste, 
more distinctive than the taste of clover or alum, the smell of walnutleaf or 
hart'shorn, more distinctive, more selved, than all things else and needing in 
proportion a more exquisite determining, selfmaking, power...

The universal mind being identified not only with me but also with all other 
minds cannot be the means of communicating what is individual in me to them nor 
in them to me. I have and ever other has...my own knowledge and powers, 
pleasures, pains, merit, guilt, shame, dangers, fortunes, fates: we are not 
chargeable for one another. But these things and above all my shame, my guilt, 
my fate are the very things in feeling, in tasting, which I most taste that 
selftaste which nothing in the world can match. 

The universal cannot taste this taste of self as I taste it, for it is not to 
it, let us say/ to him, that the guilt or shame, the fatal consequence, the 
fate, comes home; either not at all or not altogether. If not at all, then he 
is altogether outside of my self, my personality/ one may call it, my *me*. If 
not altogether, if for instance there is something done or willed which I am 
wholly chargeable with and answerable for and he only so far as I am a part of 
him, a function or selving of his, then only so far as he is answerable and 
chargeable...

So then the universal mind is outside of my inmost self and not within it; nor 
does it share my state, my moral standing, or my fate. And for all that this 
universal being may be at work in mine it leaves me finite: *I* am selfexistent 
none the more for any part the selfexistent plays in me.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Perfect gig to Ann for Judy Stein -- writing for the Church of $cientology

2012-09-21 Thread awoelflebater


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote:
  
   ... I think what I don't like is gratuitous negativity.
   Especially the kind that is mean and nasty towards 
   someone else. Like the kind that seemingly pops up out 
   of nowhere and functions merely to keep the negativity 
   flowing. And ironically enough, often it happens here 
   just when things have quieted down! DUH! 
  
  A noble thought. Now let's see how you follow through
  on it. 
  
  I've said what I had to say in my little Intervention
  riff. I've adopted the fictive voice of others and 
  dared a certain someone to take a week off from 
  dissing those she so habitually feels the need to
  demonize here on FFL.
 
 Sez Barry, who has been busy demonizing me all week and
 thinks he has a chance of converting Share--not
 realizing she underwent her conversion several weeks
 ago (and never had anything to be converted *from*
 anyway).
 
 snip
  From my side, I will try my best to neither read any-
  thing she writes, or respond to it. I shall also try
  to avoid mentioning her at all.
 
 His best is none too good. If he's tried this once,
 he's tried it scores of times, unsuccessfully.
 
  I suspect that Curtis
  will do the same, since that is his current M.O. anyway.
  He rarely gets involved until after the first brick 
  has been thrown attempting to damage his career as an
  educator.
 
 Uh-oh, the Bullshit Meter just went on Overload. And
 it's set *very* high for Barry's posts.
 
 You'd think Curtis would speak up to correct Barry's
 misrepresentations, wouldn't you? But he won't, even
 knowing that the rest of the forum is well aware
 they're bullshit.
 
  Vaj is silent for his own reasons, many of
  which have to do with the renewed presence on this
  forum of a rather disturbed troll.
 
 As Barry knows, the rather disturbed troll was Vaj
 himself. Vaj is silent because the last we heard from
 him, Barry reported that he had told Barry something
 about Ann in private that turned out not to be true. He
 does not want to have to confront the fallout from his
 lie.
 
  So...just sayin'...what will happen from *your* side,
  since you've weighed in above? Will you call *others*
  on this forum if *they* try to restart the olde
  bitterness and grudges? Or is that something you
  only do when those whom you've been taught to assoc-
  iate with the Curtis-Barry-Vaj troika speak up?
 
 Let's see if Share will correct Barry's misrepresentations
 of her. I'll bet she won't either.

There's no hiding from the demands of reality. Who would have thought that 
courage and integrity were required on a forum where miles of space and time 
can seem to separate us from each other? But what do you know, there's no 
hiding behind any curtain. Sooner or later Dorothy and her friends are going to 
catch a glimpse of what is really going on back there. And it may not be pretty.





[FairfieldLife] Open Mike Thread (was Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein)

2012-09-21 Thread Robin Carlsen


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@... wrote:

 Dear Robin, 
 Who me, not funny? I'm crushed. I was wearing a party hat. What else do I 
 have to do to get your attention? A perceptive guy like you should have 
 noticed how much I crave applause and here you are kissing Barry's butt. 
 Thank God Ann threw me a life line of appreciation. Tinkerbell almost died 
 because of guys like you. Do you think I'm just a bore? Well you don't know 
 my little secret or what surprises I have in store. Bet you never thought I 
 could be this way or know it's just a part I play. I'm Nina Pretty Ballerina 
 Queen of the dancing floor. And don't you forget it.
 
 http://youtu.be/cwcrkMe5ZmA 

Dear Raunchy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFvYXzNXW_cfeature=related
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Robin Carlsen maskedzebra@ wrote:
 
  Dear Barry,
  
  Finally I am in perfect agreement with you about something: that response 
  to Raunchy's second satirizing of you.
  
  It didn't come off--and I recognized this immediately--but hoped you would 
  be so stung and embarrassed and humiliated that it would destroy your 
  objectivity, and you would think Raunchy had actually scored a hit. But she 
  didn't, and she needed just the dressing-down you gave to her.
  
  I think this changes things for me somehow, Barry: Mind you, I think you 
  took a chance responding as the critic to someone who made you the object 
  of their satire. That takes guts--but most of all it takes a feeling for 
  the truth, and by God, you sure showed me you had that, Barry.
  
  I know everyone recognizes this already; it is self-evident; but as soon as 
  I began to read your post to Raunchy, I felt the effect of what you were 
  saying was already blotting out what poor Raunchy had tried her hand at [I 
  even wince now]--and I felt sorry for her. But one must not weep for those 
  who are brought down by the truth. I only hope you took into consideration 
  Raunchy's feelings--but in my estimation you did exactly this. I just hope 
  this is clear to Raunchy herself, for I know how bad she feels about this 
  now.
  
  Anyhow, Barry: Congratulations! You are one wise and discerning guy. I 
  would not have had the cojones to do what you did--but then I lack not only 
  your confidence, but the shockingly intricate self-knowledge you have. You 
  knew yourself so much better than Raunchy did; and when you went to put 
  Raunchy in her place--with the right dose of mercy and forbearance--I felt 
  the command you have over yourself, and even over how others see you; and 
  so when you wrote your post you made it possible for every reader (those 
  who don't have a hate on about you) to realize that you were the best judge 
  of whether Raunchy had succeeded--and of course she had not.
  
  But how do you expect her to know more about you than you do? You of all 
  people who post here have the most ruthless and honest assessment of 
  yourself at all times. I have always known this, Barry, and it rankles--oh, 
  you don't know how it rankles. In any case, Barry, I am sure somewhere in 
  her soul Raunchy is grateful for the lesson you have taught her: If you're 
  going to do irony, Raunchy, get it right, or don't even try it.
  
  I felt it was enormously generous of you, Barry, to step in to adjudicate 
  Raunchy--even though I shuddered at the seeming bizarreness of this act: 
  the object of the satire pronouncing upon how successful it was. *But you 
  did it, Barry*, and I love you for this--as I believe eventually Raunchy 
  will too.
  
  Great guy you are, Barry.
  
  Robin
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
  
   Raunchy, you remind me of the proper etiquette to be
   used at Comedy Clubs on Open Mike Night, so I will
   reply. When someone gets up on stage and tries to be
   funny, you applaud them at the end, even if they
   haven't been. You do this because it took guts to
   get up there and embarrass themselves, and they
   deserve encouragement. I'm sure even Robin Williams
   bombed a few times before he made it to Actual Funny.
   
   So good luck, and thank you for taking up my Creativity
   Challenge. My only advice is to keep working at it, and
   not to become an applause slut over Awoe's gushing...
   she is what we call in the biz an easy audience.
   
   As for the Woodstock condom, I wasn't there, but I do
   have a friend (a former TMer, now touring the world as
   a kind of non-guru guru) who not only was, he carried
   around in his wallet his original *tickets* to Woodstock.
   He used to use them to impress much younger women he
   was trying to hustle. His success with this ploy was on
   about the same level as yours with the condom ploy, so
   don't lose heart. If you keep working at it, you might
   someday become a guru yourself.  :-)
   
   P.S. I haven't worn my Garcia ties in years, but I *do*
   actually have a couple of pairs of Garcia 

[FairfieldLife] Open Mike Thread (was Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein)

2012-09-21 Thread Robin Carlsen


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@... wrote:

 Dear Robin, 
 Who me, not funny? I'm crushed. I was wearing a party hat. What else do I 
 have to do to get your attention? A perceptive guy like you should have 
 noticed how much I crave applause and here you are kissing Barry's butt. 
 Thank God Ann threw me a life line of appreciation. Tinkerbell almost died 
 because of guys like you. Do you think I'm just a bore? Well you don't know 
 my little secret or what surprises I have in store. Bet you never thought I 
 could be this way or know it's just a part I play. I'm Nina Pretty Ballerina 
 Queen of the dancing floor. And don't you forget it.
 
 http://youtu.be/cwcrkMe5ZmA 

RESPONSE:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnsIxSEx3Yk

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Robin Carlsen maskedzebra@ wrote:
 
  Dear Barry,
  
  Finally I am in perfect agreement with you about something: that response 
  to Raunchy's second satirizing of you.
  
  It didn't come off--and I recognized this immediately--but hoped you would 
  be so stung and embarrassed and humiliated that it would destroy your 
  objectivity, and you would think Raunchy had actually scored a hit. But she 
  didn't, and she needed just the dressing-down you gave to her.
  
  I think this changes things for me somehow, Barry: Mind you, I think you 
  took a chance responding as the critic to someone who made you the object 
  of their satire. That takes guts--but most of all it takes a feeling for 
  the truth, and by God, you sure showed me you had that, Barry.
  
  I know everyone recognizes this already; it is self-evident; but as soon as 
  I began to read your post to Raunchy, I felt the effect of what you were 
  saying was already blotting out what poor Raunchy had tried her hand at [I 
  even wince now]--and I felt sorry for her. But one must not weep for those 
  who are brought down by the truth. I only hope you took into consideration 
  Raunchy's feelings--but in my estimation you did exactly this. I just hope 
  this is clear to Raunchy herself, for I know how bad she feels about this 
  now.
  
  Anyhow, Barry: Congratulations! You are one wise and discerning guy. I 
  would not have had the cojones to do what you did--but then I lack not only 
  your confidence, but the shockingly intricate self-knowledge you have. You 
  knew yourself so much better than Raunchy did; and when you went to put 
  Raunchy in her place--with the right dose of mercy and forbearance--I felt 
  the command you have over yourself, and even over how others see you; and 
  so when you wrote your post you made it possible for every reader (those 
  who don't have a hate on about you) to realize that you were the best judge 
  of whether Raunchy had succeeded--and of course she had not.
  
  But how do you expect her to know more about you than you do? You of all 
  people who post here have the most ruthless and honest assessment of 
  yourself at all times. I have always known this, Barry, and it rankles--oh, 
  you don't know how it rankles. In any case, Barry, I am sure somewhere in 
  her soul Raunchy is grateful for the lesson you have taught her: If you're 
  going to do irony, Raunchy, get it right, or don't even try it.
  
  I felt it was enormously generous of you, Barry, to step in to adjudicate 
  Raunchy--even though I shuddered at the seeming bizarreness of this act: 
  the object of the satire pronouncing upon how successful it was. *But you 
  did it, Barry*, and I love you for this--as I believe eventually Raunchy 
  will too.
  
  Great guy you are, Barry.
  
  Robin
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
  
   Raunchy, you remind me of the proper etiquette to be
   used at Comedy Clubs on Open Mike Night, so I will
   reply. When someone gets up on stage and tries to be
   funny, you applaud them at the end, even if they
   haven't been. You do this because it took guts to
   get up there and embarrass themselves, and they
   deserve encouragement. I'm sure even Robin Williams
   bombed a few times before he made it to Actual Funny.
   
   So good luck, and thank you for taking up my Creativity
   Challenge. My only advice is to keep working at it, and
   not to become an applause slut over Awoe's gushing...
   she is what we call in the biz an easy audience.
   
   As for the Woodstock condom, I wasn't there, but I do
   have a friend (a former TMer, now touring the world as
   a kind of non-guru guru) who not only was, he carried
   around in his wallet his original *tickets* to Woodstock.
   He used to use them to impress much younger women he
   was trying to hustle. His success with this ploy was on
   about the same level as yours with the condom ploy, so
   don't lose heart. If you keep working at it, you might
   someday become a guru yourself.  :-)
   
   P.S. I haven't worn my Garcia ties in years, but I *do*
   actually have a couple of pairs of Garcia boxer shorts.
   

[FairfieldLife] Open Mike Thread (was Re: Perfect gig for Judy Stein)

2012-09-21 Thread Robin Carlsen


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@... wrote:

 Dear Robin, 
 Who me, not funny? I'm crushed. I was wearing a party hat. What else do I 
 have to do to get your attention? A perceptive guy like you should have 
 noticed how much I crave applause and here you are kissing Barry's butt. 
 Thank God Ann threw me a life line of appreciation. Tinkerbell almost died 
 because of guys like you. Do you think I'm just a bore? Well you don't know 
 my little secret or what surprises I have in store. Bet you never thought I 
 could be this way or know it's just a part I play. I'm Nina Pretty Ballerina 
 Queen of the dancing floor. And don't you forget it.
 
 http://youtu.be/cwcrkMe5ZmA 

RESPONSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARZDfcVOwnofeature=fvwrel 

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Robin Carlsen maskedzebra@ wrote:
 
  Dear Barry,
  
  Finally I am in perfect agreement with you about something: that response 
  to Raunchy's second satirizing of you.
  
  It didn't come off--and I recognized this immediately--but hoped you would 
  be so stung and embarrassed and humiliated that it would destroy your 
  objectivity, and you would think Raunchy had actually scored a hit. But she 
  didn't, and she needed just the dressing-down you gave to her.
  
  I think this changes things for me somehow, Barry: Mind you, I think you 
  took a chance responding as the critic to someone who made you the object 
  of their satire. That takes guts--but most of all it takes a feeling for 
  the truth, and by God, you sure showed me you had that, Barry.
  
  I know everyone recognizes this already; it is self-evident; but as soon as 
  I began to read your post to Raunchy, I felt the effect of what you were 
  saying was already blotting out what poor Raunchy had tried her hand at [I 
  even wince now]--and I felt sorry for her. But one must not weep for those 
  who are brought down by the truth. I only hope you took into consideration 
  Raunchy's feelings--but in my estimation you did exactly this. I just hope 
  this is clear to Raunchy herself, for I know how bad she feels about this 
  now.
  
  Anyhow, Barry: Congratulations! You are one wise and discerning guy. I 
  would not have had the cojones to do what you did--but then I lack not only 
  your confidence, but the shockingly intricate self-knowledge you have. You 
  knew yourself so much better than Raunchy did; and when you went to put 
  Raunchy in her place--with the right dose of mercy and forbearance--I felt 
  the command you have over yourself, and even over how others see you; and 
  so when you wrote your post you made it possible for every reader (those 
  who don't have a hate on about you) to realize that you were the best judge 
  of whether Raunchy had succeeded--and of course she had not.
  
  But how do you expect her to know more about you than you do? You of all 
  people who post here have the most ruthless and honest assessment of 
  yourself at all times. I have always known this, Barry, and it rankles--oh, 
  you don't know how it rankles. In any case, Barry, I am sure somewhere in 
  her soul Raunchy is grateful for the lesson you have taught her: If you're 
  going to do irony, Raunchy, get it right, or don't even try it.
  
  I felt it was enormously generous of you, Barry, to step in to adjudicate 
  Raunchy--even though I shuddered at the seeming bizarreness of this act: 
  the object of the satire pronouncing upon how successful it was. *But you 
  did it, Barry*, and I love you for this--as I believe eventually Raunchy 
  will too.
  
  Great guy you are, Barry.
  
  Robin
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@ wrote:
  
   Raunchy, you remind me of the proper etiquette to be
   used at Comedy Clubs on Open Mike Night, so I will
   reply. When someone gets up on stage and tries to be
   funny, you applaud them at the end, even if they
   haven't been. You do this because it took guts to
   get up there and embarrass themselves, and they
   deserve encouragement. I'm sure even Robin Williams
   bombed a few times before he made it to Actual Funny.
   
   So good luck, and thank you for taking up my Creativity
   Challenge. My only advice is to keep working at it, and
   not to become an applause slut over Awoe's gushing...
   she is what we call in the biz an easy audience.
   
   As for the Woodstock condom, I wasn't there, but I do
   have a friend (a former TMer, now touring the world as
   a kind of non-guru guru) who not only was, he carried
   around in his wallet his original *tickets* to Woodstock.
   He used to use them to impress much younger women he
   was trying to hustle. His success with this ploy was on
   about the same level as yours with the condom ploy, so
   don't lose heart. If you keep working at it, you might
   someday become a guru yourself.  :-)
   
   P.S. I haven't worn my Garcia ties in years, but I *do*
   actually have a couple of pairs of Garcia boxer