[X] (no subject)

2001-07-02 Thread MrTransistor
so this is the list? i would've thought it was bad turns out i was wrong         "`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"

[X] i don't wanna

2001-07-03 Thread MrTransistor
just got up for work. i'd really like to stay home, can't be too useless.         "`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"

[X] Night Tripper

2001-07-04 Thread MrTransistor
did acid last night. nother way to slip from life, futile as it is.   only sat around. couldn't escape my tv, free thought held hostage.   sat up for hours, just staring at the empty, staring at my life.         "`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I ne

[X] blind onlooker

2001-07-06 Thread MrTransistor
when, if now and then the words stop making sense, and people just pass by,   and sights seen aren't sane, but normal and very plain, path invisible,   rhymes without reason, beats broken up and ugly, follow me home.         "`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his

[X] (no subject)

2001-07-23 Thread MrTransistor
looking at these folks scurry and rush all about makes me glad i know   --   "amusing sentence" the root of the word 'haiku' and still we argue  

[X] (no subject)

2001-10-19 Thread MrTransistor
found a puppy once. she was abused and hungry; name her Trillian. =D         "Lock your doors, and close your eyes. Sit back and watch TV while the problem grows outside. Lock your doors, and shut off your minds. While you are safe inside the City is Burning tonight." -PW   " A SHATTERED NA

[X] Little Tin Gods

2001-10-28 Thread MrTransistor
"Zentradi Battlepod."    Only fifty bucks. Ebay. Computers kick ass.         "Then I realized that with two teenaged nipples, life here was confusing enough." -Excerpt from a mad lib

[X] the best things in life are free

2001-10-29 Thread MrTransistor
Sonatas by Watts. "PBS radio" man. Sex with my girlfriend.

[X] poverty and my vices

2001-10-29 Thread MrTransistor
no food in the house. haven't eaten in days, and weed makes me hungry.

[X] maynard and danny will miss me

2001-10-30 Thread MrTransistor
Tool plays live tonight. Phoenix. Only an hours drive. Money? Frikkin Broke.

[X] real tv VS. real people

2001-10-31 Thread MrTransistor
My car was destroyed in a riot. I ran from the cops and lost. "Worlds Wildest Police Videos"

[X] falling down

2001-11-01 Thread MrTransistor
I have a new job, and there's this cute girl i've spied, red hair like sunset.

[X] make 7 UP YOURS

2001-11-01 Thread MrTransistor
assholes and faggots... brad brace sleeps with any man, as long as he's paid.

[X] oops

2001-11-02 Thread MrTransistor
    was all in good fun. not insulted or angry, just having a laugh.   =)   (also didn't mean to reply to the list, my apologies...)     "Then I realized that with two teenaged nipples, life here was confusing enough." -Excerpt from a mad lib

[X] (no subject)

2001-11-11 Thread MrTransistor
"Look both way before you cross the street." "Don't hit your sister." "You'll be sorry when your Father gets home."   The wise words of Mother...         "Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly." --BobbyKennedy.

[X] (no subject)

2001-10-15 Thread MrTransistor
bronnie and michael... you two really stand out, and i thank you for it   =D     "Lock your doors, and close your eyes. Sit back and watch TV while the problem grows outside. Lock your doors, and shut off your minds. While you are safe inside the City is Burning tonight." -PW   " A SHATTERE

[X] my fourth day straight without a shower

2002-02-13 Thread MrTransistor
i've got this band aid on my finger, from yesterday after work. i took a slice at my finger with my pocket knife while opening some boxes in the warehouse.   it hurt a little.   now, only a day later, it's collected dust, and turned brown with my fingernails from the dried up blood.   when i t

[X] the mythos of pirate captains

2002-02-13 Thread MrTransistor
a pirate captain set forth on a cloud lazily drifting out toward a sunset horizon setting sail for no where in particular and in a hurry to get there   is he lost?   land ho the mountains have been met and the sunset is ours the sky turns to gold and bronze the booty is his and to try to rest

[X] (no subject)

2002-02-15 Thread MrTransistor
in trying to keep my dignity, i worked a long shift, i came home and slept for three hours, got a drink of water, and slept for six hours more.   i didn't call my ex girlfriend. i didn't call my would be girlfriend to say hello. i didn't talk to my other friends in an attempt to not sound path

[X] the morning after

2002-02-15 Thread MrTransistor
in trying to keep my dignity, i worked a long shift, i came home and slept for three hours, got a drink of water, and slept for six hours more.   i didn't call my ex girlfriend. i didn't call my would be girlfriend to say hello. i didn't talk to my other friends in an attempt to not sound pat

[X] tragedy or sacrifice

2002-02-15 Thread MrTransistor
the "very idea of physical intimacy" i found to be a sham.   my hands have wandered over mountains, traveled through forgotten chasms, i have run across bodies of water no man can hope to even swim.   i've done all this with a potpourri of emotion with anger and love, hate and longing, i've tr

[X] flight to the depths of hell

2002-02-17 Thread MrTransistor
there isn't much left on the surface. a smoldering wasteland of twisted metal skyscrapers, blackened, lifeless forests, and the immortal mountains looking out over an empty world, waiting again for the spark of life.   some of us had the chance, the chance to move underground or be blasted to as

[X] it's good to be the king

2002-02-18 Thread MrTransistor
somedays i feel like a lion i spend my days wandering about defending my territory if only to pay the rent.   after a large meal i like to bask in the sunlight that shines perpetually across my bed letting the suns rays energize and strengthen my soul   when it is time to mate i stalk females in

[X] menu items that make you wonder

2002-02-19 Thread MrTransistor
i think i will have one mustached hotdog pringle in a box, to go       --> - [EMAIL PROTECTED]   aim at mrbigfoo, distracted with his shoes untied.

[X] epic of the transient

2002-02-20 Thread MrTransistor
when i was coming home from work yesterday i came across a bum who had a question for me the question was, "hey buddy! wanna smoke a joint!"   the only appropriate thing to do, of course, was to except his offer whole heartedly. i nodded. he then whipped out a loosely rolled marijuana ciga

[X] he who says nothing, speaks loudest

2002-02-24 Thread MrTransistor
bushio, i found out, lies in dying the goal was not in finding out what to do with your life, but preparing myself for death. i have lived every moment since as if i were already dead.   ##   when i awake in the morning i imagine myself being torn apart by dogs   ##   i

[X] epitaph for the not quite dead yet

2002-02-27 Thread MrTransistor
when the armies of suitors come to knock down her doors their faces a blur of confusion  and emotional chaos she will run away and hide in her cellar with her booze and her favorite plants and stare into the darkness towards the cellar entrance and wait with wild eyes for the armies to track he

[X] on the granularity of thought

2002-02-28 Thread MrTransistor
when the tingling at the back of your mind begins to buzz and light up it usually means you have been touched   not touched, so much as stimulated   you've just seen the hottest girl you've set your eyes upon up untill that exact moment, at any rate...   you might have just smelled her perf

[X] on our savior's secret service

2002-03-04 Thread MrTransistor
i saw jesus on the street corner playing three card monte i waved and he smiled back   a shout came up from the old woman he was dealing to jesus had performed a miracle! he had made the queen of hearts disappear, god be praised!   later on i saw him again, jesus this time i saw him in front of

[X] on the performance of miracles

2002-03-04 Thread MrTransistor
as i was walking to work just the other day i came upon a big commotion there was a large crowd and some fire trucks and the cops were driving around in circles lights flashing, sirens blaring   a cat had got stuck up a palm tree in front of a church   when i arrived the firemen were extending

[X] pretentious beatnik slams his head in the door

2002-03-05 Thread MrTransistor
i have discovered something wicked i know how to commit suicide with a single thought   i want to share it i want to be able to show off this incredible new trick i have taught myself   unfortunately, i cannot figure out how i'm to do it without having to off myself or some other innocent  

[X] eff smiley glad hands with hidden agenda's

2002-03-06 Thread MrTransistor
there is a large red eye growing out of the side of my left hand and at present it is staring me down as if i were going to be it's dinner when it finishes growing into whatever troll-like monster it is meant to be   i find this a little disheartening for just yesterday, i discovered that my

[X] organic machinery and axis grease

2002-03-09 Thread MrTransistor
for some unknown reason there exists on this planet a race of not-so giants   as an efficient machine the earth has spit out life to help tend it's gardens and protect it's precious assets   with her outstretched arms, the undying trees, she provides us an atmosphere and the air contained withi

[X] nectar of gods : blood of men

2002-03-11 Thread MrTransistor
ahhh, the lull of an extra special bitter! the rich amber ale of pixies and elves... the sweet ambrosia of earthly creatures   ahhh, the fullness and flavor of a guiness fresh out the draught! more breath taking than a glass of water more breath taking than a woman of infinite beauty   long

[X] [Y] flight of the unfit mother

2002-03-12 Thread MrTransistor
when yahya griffin was seven his mother took him to the zoo yahya had never been to the zoo before in fact, the only animals he had ever seen were the birds and stray cats he often spied through his bedroom window way up high on the seventh floor   an ear to ear grin slashed his small face a

[X] life, the universe, and everything else that doesn't matter

2002-03-13 Thread MrTransistor
i don't want to be any of the things they call me i don't want to like what they want me to be i don't want to be afraid to say i want something   and because i don't want to be like them i don't really know what i want i don't even know what i'm trying to say   a friend of mine asked me, "

[X] word of the day: extricate

2002-03-17 Thread MrTransistor
(EK - struh - kayt)   i came home last night to a house of flames my possessions and hangups ablaze with fury i watched in awe as photos of forgotten moments fed joy and sorrow and angst and lust to the fire all that i was disentigrated before my hollow eyes i became less and less of a pers

[X] word of the day: aspersion

2002-03-18 Thread MrTransistor
(uh - SPUR - zhuhn)     a large pool of blood gathers beneath me concentrated cells of worry and wonder i was, until this point, scared for my life but as i was beat upon with your angry words i saw the spattering of my blood across your face and i grew calm knowing knowing i helped make you

[X] word of the day: levity

2002-03-19 Thread MrTransistor
( LEV - uh - tee )   a hundred thousand arms are shaking their fists at me hissing and booing, they are ashamed of what i've done but if i am not free to run through that house of god with no clothes on and a mask of the pope donned upon my sneering and cackling face, then what am i free

[X] word of the day: mellifluous

2002-03-20 Thread MrTransistor
( muh - LIF - loo - us )     whispering voices in the air sing me a song about their hidden realm down in the deep pockets of space there lie the unseen the winds we do not know   in these winds i hear my name but what they ask of me i do not know   still they scream at me beckoning me drawing

[X] word of the day: logorrhea

2002-03-21 Thread MrTransistor
( law - guh - REE - uh )     he went on and on for hours about everything he knows, i'm willing to wager he told me about his wife, his god, his job tending to drift in and out of a bragging matter of factness and when he spoke to me, a battle raged and many dogs barked so, toward the end of

[X] word of the day: arrogate

2002-03-22 Thread MrTransistor
( AIR - uh - gayt )     standing upon his soapbox this dirty hippy shakes his finger in anger while the crowd gathered at his feet looks down in shame at the ground, and stick thier hands in their pockets   "you have not been listening to your father!" he bellows at his audience in an accus

[X] the half ounce and the trip to the butcher

2002-03-22 Thread MrTransistor
green fluffly lettuce embraces me in warmth i lay my head to rest upon a luscious slice of tomato and sleeping here in my soft marble rye bed i dream of a winding river of honey dijon with red onion trout leaping from it's surface   lazily i paddle my havarti and pepper jack raft downstrea

[X] the last word of the day: forlorn

2002-03-23 Thread MrTransistor
( fur - LORN ; for - )     deep in the valley's of the desert where i lay my head to rest at night a shadow creeps, but no darkness follows   the shadow is a veil of blinding light and searing heat and when this veil approaches the desert and all of it's denizens shrink back in horror the lan

Re: Re: [X] kill your idols

2002-03-23 Thread MrTransistor
actually, with the right type of rope a pirate would string very nicely, swaying in the breeze off the mizzenmast       --> - [EMAIL PROTECTED]   aim at mrbigfoo, distracted with his shoes untie

[X] the stonecutter's sheople

2002-04-01 Thread MrTransistor
the orange juice, it tastes funny and the silence? it's roaring   deep inside my vcr, looking out on me,  is a standard issue spy camera installed by the cia   and every so often, i can hear the subliminal message    the one that screams at you through the snow on a black and white tv   " Ke

[X] 54n3

2002-04-01 Thread MrTransistor
"normal is not sane" so why then do we try? it seems hopeless... if you're normal     www.saneideas.com

Re: [X] nastygram

2002-04-03 Thread MrTransistor
( unable to resist )     one OS to rule them all one OS to find them one OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them on the desks of microsoft where the shadows lie       --> - [EMAIL PROTECTED]   aim at

[X] [Y] ten to one against and falling

2002-04-06 Thread MrTransistor
yahya griffin sometimes liked to feed the pigeons   on sunday mornings, you could find him in the park, sitting on a bench by the grassy knoll, tossing out bird seed, or crumpled bread, to a score or more of flying rats   he seemed to draw amusement from the who-ing and the squabbling ca

[X] to whom it seems to concern

2002-04-08 Thread MrTransistor
will someone please tell me why it is i bother? i mean, i don't want to sound pretentious but i'm trying to change the world here by myself, and not a whole lot of people are cooperating with me and it used to be that all you had to do was jump out there and do your best and suck or no, y

[X] forbidden fruit salad

2002-04-14 Thread MrTransistor
from gaia to hera an orchard among orchids of deliciously wicked golden apples guarded so by the daughters of hesperus and draco, with his hundred heads   slice into eighths and marinate in the juicy, mildly acidic, red pulp of four pomegranates brought forth by the hand of hades himself with

[X] mother mary masochist

2002-05-13 Thread MrTransistor
at some point or another, it became important for merwyn to understand what it was the dog meant when he was barking at you to wash his clothes and fetch his beer.   he would stumble around in the dark, looking for ether or a dirty sock..., not really sure of what he was doing or whom he

[X] help us! help us!

2002-05-17 Thread MrTransistor
buzzing from room to room, we see little merwyn rushing about his business, though as a simple onlooker, ] we are clueless to what it is, his business is. and with kaliedoscope eyes, he directs all of his concentration on the weary and painstakingly endless task at hand, that will abosrb hi

[X] again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again

2002-06-02 Thread MrTransistor
    Steve Hiscox   "...all human beings are unique. society today puts extreme pressure on us to compromise our true nature, and conform to expected norms. it conditions us to believe that these norms are eminently sane.  this conditioning leads to cultural blindness of what is sa

Re: [X] 1234321 haikus for free !

2002-06-03 Thread MrTransistor
sometimes my mother would yell at meshe'd scream and scream,telling me one million timesto keep my god damned elbows off the table,and she'd tell me this through puffs of smokeflaring from her nostrils like raging bull andsometimes, when unable to reach me herself,she'd have dad do it for h

[X] sky vs. sky

2002-06-03 Thread MrTransistor
the two of us are alike, you and i, in so many different ways it is almost impossible to calculate. and however complicated your algorithims and programming seem to mine, our interface is equalled by no other paired data system.   like positive and negative ions, we push ourselves away, if onl