Hello all,
I hope this new year finds you all well...I have a question. Where could I
find the little lace tape used in making battenburg lace. Jane V. has inspired
me to check it out and see what I can do. Thank you all in advance for any
advice.
Love, Lynn
WV.
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Ho Ho Ho Hello,
I know dumb huh, well I got a secret pal package on Saturday, I am glad
nothing in it was breakable because the poor box was crushed. The stocking is
oh so beautiful, it will hang up every year, the scarf is excellent, I bet it
took quite a while to make. The candle,
I just got this in my email from another group it is a hoot, enjoy.
Love, Lynn
P.S. I hope it works, I don't know if you can click or paste either way it's
cute.
http://www.yourgeekfriend.com/GrinchName/GrinchName.php
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Hello all,
I just recieved the most beautiful piece of lace that I have ever seen in my
life, it is exquisite. I hope someday I can do something like that. Even my
DH who kind of poo poos the lace stuff said. hmm she's pretty good huh that
is an extremely big compliment
Hello all,
My bobbins arrived safely today, they are beautiful. Each on has a saying on
it.
One has blue bead and the initials is GOWC=I am a proud member of the Grumpy
Old Ladies Club! with a blue flower painted on it. The second has red beads
with red flowers painted on it, it
Hi,
Just wanted to say that I got the most beautiful book in the mail. It's
Brudges Lace, there was no return address so I will assume that it is from my
secret pal.
Thank you so much, Lynn
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Hi,
Ok, we have moved and apparently so did all my saved mail. Can someone tell
me who my partner is again?
Thank you, Lynn
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Hello all,
I need some help please, we have been going around and around with verizon
and our msn. now it is straightened out and I need to subscribed to lace and
lace chat under my new email address, which is [EMAIL PROTECTED] The
problem is I have tried to subscribe and it won't let me.
Sorry to post but Shirley McDaniel please write me, I tried to write you but
it won't go through.
Thank you
Lynn
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I recieved my package today from my secret pal in England, thank you very
much, I was wanting to find something new to attempt and the fan pattern
with the fan bones is scrumptious. Now my biggest problem is how to do the
stitches. I do not yet know how to make lace just by looking at the
Hello all,
I have sent a subscribe to lace and lace chat with a new email address, it
seems that verizon just doesn't want to get our stuff transferred right,
even though we told them over a month ago.
so I will be [EMAIL PROTECTED] at least for a while.
Lynn
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To
MEMORIES from a friend:
My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he
brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper
with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my
daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried
The Difference between Rich/Poor People?
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to
the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be
considered a very poor
THE OLD TIMER
THE OLD TIMER
An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed
at what good shape the guy was in.
The doctor asked, To what do you attribute your good health?
The old timer said, I'm a golfer and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm
up well before
Hi,
I just wanted to let you all know that after tomorrow till the first of next
month I will be without a computer. (money problems) anyway, if someone could
send me their home phone number then when I get my secret pal package comes
then I can call them so that maybe they could forward my
Hello all,
I have a little problem that someone from the UK. could help me please. My
daughter in law had a baby a little over a month ago. She was looking on line
and found something that she wants, she is nursing and what she wants is a
protective item that is washable, however they will only
Subject: WOMENS WORLD
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN'S
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Sent: Thursday, August 04, 2005 11:36 PM
Subject: Fw: Belive it or not --
Danny
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Subject: If my body was a car
If my body was a car, this is the
time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps
and dents
I wish to extend my apologies to any one that I may have offended, my husband
sent these to me and I just wanted to share. Again, my sincere apologies.
Lynn
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Subject: Growing OLD GRACEFULLY
Growing OLD GRACEFULLY
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of
water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today..
The bartender says, Well, since
Subject: Fw: House behind the house
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MOST OF US CAN RECALL THIS HOUSE!!
One of my bygone recollections, as I recall the days of yore is
the little house, behind the house, with
Hi everyone,
Just had to put my two cents in. I do not have the empty nest syndrome, nor
the boomerang effect, I instead have the revolving door syndrome and mamaw can
you watch the kids, every day, don't get me wrong I love them all dearly, but
it's not easy typing on the computer or making
My husband sent these, just wanted to share.
Lynn
wildgun004smate
Clarksburg, WV
Subject: IDIOTS
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a
new neighbor call the local township administrative
office to request the
removal of the Deer Crossing
The New ABC's
A is for Apple, and B is for Boat,
That used to be right, But now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more
realistic
instead!
NOW:
A is for arthritis,
B is the bad back,
C is the chest
Subject: Fw: pain
Pain
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon
their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's pain to the baby's Father. He asked if they
were willing to try it out. They were both very
DH is at it again, I am glad I am not a blonde, well sometimes from a
bottleg
Lynn
Subject: Fw: The Blonde Year in Review
Danny
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Montani
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a
To my secret pal in the UK. I received your package today and was quite
pleasantly surprised with all you sent. You are the first ever of my secret
pals to send me thread, it is so beautiful and I already have a project in
mind for it. DH swiped the key tag and had me put two of our grandkids
Hi all,
I have been working on the cross for my son, Oh my, I have had to add bobbins
where I didn't think that I would, and I am only working on the top of the
cross, I will be nuts when it is done, but it does seem like a good learning
experience, when I am done I will put it on the community
Gentle Spiders,
DH has just informed me about something that he saw on the internet, it spoke
of the London bombings, and this past Monday some in Israeli, now he says that
there have been bombs smuggled in from Mexico and in the next 90 days 911 will
look like child's play and that West Virginia
Message
Subject: Fw: Take Precautions
Microwaving Water!
(I did not know this, did you?)
A 26-year old man decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and
put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous
times before). I am not sure how long he set the timer
Hello Spiders,
Well, I just had to share, I got a big round pillow and it was free. I made
it myself, I used an old cushion from a cast off couch, cut it round and domed
it. Then I took my big lazy susan and some material and batting, stapled the
material quite tightly underneath and voila, a
Gentle Spiders,
Just wanted to say that my heart goes out to those in London who have suffered
through the bomb incident. My thoughts and prayers are with all of them.
Lynn
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Hello all,
Just wanted to put my two cents in, when I first got interested in bobbin
lace, I went through Jan Increte, I had three lessons through her, and only
when I had accomplished the lesson was I allowed to go on. Then I became a
member of this group, my salvation, without this group I
Subject: [lace] Glass Bobbins
I recently bought 3 glass bobbins on ebay and should receive them
sometime this week. There are some still listed for sale and you can
see them at:
http://stores.ebay.co.uk/KEITHS-GLASSCRAFT_W0QQssPageNameZl2QQtZkmhttp://s
Dear Hannah,
It's so nice to finally know who you are, everything that you have sent is
wonderful. I have really enjoyed this round of secret pals. Yellow is my
favorite color, the soaps are to beautiful to use. g
I also enjoy cross stitch, needlepoint, knitting, crocheting, macrame,
tatting,
My husband sent this to me, hope you all enjoy it.
Lynn
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Subject: Old Farmers' Advice
Old Farmers' Advice
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight
and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a
distance.
*
My DH sent this to me, enjoy.
Lynn
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Subject: Fw: Happy Mothers Day
A Woman's Poem
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't
Hello Spiders,
Well, last night I had DH pull a name from his hat. There were 14 people who
entered and the winner is Rita Lloyd. Need your snail mail addy and I will
get it out to you by Saturdaysorry I have to wait for payday to mail it.
Lynn
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Hello All,
Well I think I should get into this thing about raffles, I bought 3 books from
a lady and she sent me 5, one of them I don't think that I will ever use so I
thought to myselfanyway is is called The Technique of Branscombe Point
Lace by Lillie D. Trivett, it is a hardback book and I
Well here is another month and as always my secret pal has been good to me. I
just love everything, the green thread came at a great time, I was gonna have
to go out and buy some for the leaves of a doily I am making, the yellow
thread, will be the extra that I need for the doily. The baseball
RING
**Pick Up**
Hello?
Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?
No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul
After a brief pause, Daddy says, But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul
Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now
Brief Pause
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Subject: POLISH DIVORCE
POLISH DIVORCE
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined
his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he
picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a
strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
Jesus is watching you.
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
WD-40 - I thought that you might like to know more about this
well-known product.
When you read the shower door part, try it. It's the first thing
that has cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it
works just as well as glass. It's a miracle! Then try it on your
stovetop...
Hello to my secret pal,
Once again you have outdone yourself. The needlelace video, wow, I can't wait
to watch it and see what it is all about. Something new for me to
learn...gourmet jelly beans to die for. The coffee creamers, yum and I love
the smell of the potpouri. Finally the extra
Lynn
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TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car
has
been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the
dispatcher: They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake
pedal
and
Hi,
Just wanted to put my input, I too am new, however I have a standit used
to be a bible stand and the bottom kept falling apart, so I cut it down and
added a square of wood underneath with felt so it won't mess up my wood
floors, it has a slight slope and I just love it, can't imagine
Hello,
To my secret pal, you are spoiling me. The craft box is just the right size
for all my beads and charms, I love the bobbins, the soap and the yellow
flower, my favorite color. Yummy coffee and the little sewing kit is oh so
sweet, where in the world did you find it. I would love to
Lynn
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Subject: Two Drunk Women - Very Cute!
Two Drunk Women
Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls
Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to
Lynn
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THE HORMONE WARNING: !
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
Man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own
hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license
in the wallet of every husband,
Lynn
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TOP 8 MORONS OF 2004
Danny
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TOP 8 MORONS OF 2004
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? ATT fired President John Walter
after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a
$26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter
Subject: women over 40
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, What are you
thinking? She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't
Lynn
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Subject: KID TALK
Cicero
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
(Responses of young kids)
You've got to find somebody
who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like sports,
she should like it that you like sports,
and she should
keep the chips and dip coming
-- Alan, age
Lynn
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Subject: Glue
Danny
wildgun1
Subject: Glue
How come when you mix water and flour together
you get glue..
and then you add eggs
and sugar...
and you get cake?
Where did the glue go?
Whoo-hoo,
I think I am in Heaven, to my secret pal, Thank you so much for the package,
I got it today...Everything is so nice, The scissors holder (can't spell
the proper word) is so cute, I too lose things, no longer will my grandson
be able to wander off with my scissors. I love tea,
Well gee, I tried and got sorry that's not available, I even typed the whole
thing in, hard to believe that in 1988 I had a 4.0 in computers and was on
the Dean's list, a lot has changed in these many years, I am no longer
computer literate. :)
Lynn
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Lynn
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Sent: Tuesday, January 11, 2005 11:42 AM
Subject: Fw: IDIOT SITINGS
More IDIOT Sitings
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a
new neighbor call
Lynn
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Subject: women drivers
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
woman
in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view
mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
Lynn
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Subject: Subject: Teacher
Subject: Teacher
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students.
The teacher asked, Harry, what's your problem?
Harry answered, I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
My sister is in
I am very sorry for offending anyone with this email, DH sent it to
me...Please, please forgive me, I will no longer send anything else that he
sends to share.
Lynn
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Subject: READ THIS. LET IT REALLY SINK IN. THEN CHOOSE.
Old but still true
READ THIS. LET IT REALLY SINK IN. THEN CHOOSE.
Michael is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood
and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he
was doing, he
Sent: Tuesday, January 04, 2005 9:51 AM
THIS IS WHAT GOES ON WHILE OUR TROOPS ARE BEING MURDERED.
A person wrote a letter to the White House complaining about the treatment
of captives taken during the recent Iraqi war. Attached is a copy of a
letter they received back:
The White House 1600
Gentle Spiders,
My friends, I just wanted to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas and a
wonderful New Year. This is our third Christmas without our oldest child,
I miss him so much, 27 is so young to die. Holidays are the hardest, but
having friends to support you makes it somewhat easier
Hello, sorry to post here but I don't have Susan M. email address. Just
wanted to thank you for the surprise in my mailbox. I took the dove and put
a pin in its bottom, and now I have a divider pin, and the bell with my name
is adorable. Kind of nice to get an extra package. You're a good
Lynn
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Subject: WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
(taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)
Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own.
They like other people's.
A grandfather is a man grandmother.
Grandparents don't have
Lynn
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ENOUGH
Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments
together at the airport.They had announced the departure. Standing near the
security gate,they hugged and the mother said I love you and I wish you
enough.
The daughter replied,
Lynn
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. .Little Johnny asks: Daddy, how was I born?
Ol' dad says:
Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room
on AOL. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
Dear Susan,
I received your last package today, you have certainly spoiled me. The
bobbins are absolutely beautiful, I love them. The book, another that I
didn't already have. The note dispenser and pen are something that I have
never seen before. We are just a small community. The pad
The Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot
had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the
bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried
and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only
polite words,
Subject: Have a great Day!!
Did I send this to you already? I can't remember.
NEW VIRUS
Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems
there is a virus called the Senile Virus that even the most advanced
programs of Norton and
Subject: SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break
Lynn
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Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to
the end of his chain and gag himself.
If you can't be kind, at least have
To my secret pal,
Thank you again for such a wonderful box, the socks are just too cute, the
chocolates, I will have to fight off the kids and grandkids. The bobbins
are beautiful, You are slowly making my supply of bobbins (not that many) to
quite a number. The book is great, I can't wait to
A poem that gives you goose bumps!
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night.
When broken bodies lay about
And blood was everywhere,
The sirens screamed out eulogies,
For death was in the
Lynn
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VOTE BUSH IN NOVEMBER
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Okay, Okay, it *finally* all makes sense now... I never looked at it this
way before:
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnocologist .
AND .
When we have REAL trouble, it's a:
HISterectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
To
Hello Gentle Spiders,
Just decided to let all know my exciting (not) happenings. I can laugh
now, but not when it happened. A couple of days ago, I decided to remove
the glass door from our entertainment center, I figured I'd better do it
before the grandbaby broke it. I loosened one screw
Hello to my secret pal. I just received your package today, what a treat
you are spoiling me. The two pair of bobbins are wonderful, it's the one
thing that I really don't have many of, the divider pin is my first and I
love it. The magnets and pads are almost too pretty to use, but I will
SPECIAL POEM FOR SENIOR CITIZENS!!
A row of bottles on my shelf
Caused me to analyze myself.
One yellow pill I have to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop.
A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so they won't shake.
The blue ones that I use a lot
Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.
The
DH sent these to me. Hope you like.
Lynn
wildgun004smate
A first
grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in
her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the
remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done
by
first
Hello to my secret pal,
Well if patience is a virtue, then I guess I am not very virtuous, however
it was well worth the wait, I am sorry I ever doubted in you. What a
treasure trove full of wonderful things.
Thank you for the book and no I do not already have it. The lace note cards
are
Actually Taken From Classified Ad's In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
NEW DEFINITIONS FOR POLITICALLY CORRECT!
***
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2.She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3.
Subject: Have you seen this one before? / Genius Lawyers
Subject: Disorder in the American Courts
It would seem that not only are funny things said by school children
but
by lawyers as well. -
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts,
and are things people actually said
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife
told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see
from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the
light but saw that there were people in the shed
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