At 12:12 11/22/2002 -0600, Gary wrote:
Are you saying I'm not a list moderator? Or just that I'm temporarily out
of moderation? Why, them's fighting words where I come from. That's it!
Salamis at 10 paces!
Hah, right between the eyes with an overripe cherry tomato!
Till (Gary started it)
OK, Zionisti, research time.
In the world but not of it or something of it's ilk. What's the source
of the saying?
Till the questioning
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At 16:55 11/14/2002 -0900, BLT referenced an article:
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Front_Page/DK15Aa01.html
Seven Nukes in US Cities al-Qaedo Warns
THE ROVING EYE
Apocalypse Now, or Alottanukes Soon By
Pepe Escobar
Got the following when I went to check the link:
Article withdrawn. This
At 07:24 11/15/2002 -0900, BLT wrote:
After much pondering, Larry Jackson favored us with:
Alottanukes Soon is not the sort of title I would expect to
see in a professional magazine or journal. It is the sort of
title I would expect my friends to make up when joking around
on a weekend evening.
At 21:46 11/13/2002 -0600, Grryyy wrote:
Would someone please tell Till's wife to keep him away from the store
front windows? He's scaring the passersby...
Till thinks the mannikins scares the passersby. At least they do him.
At 06:30 11/14/2002 -0800, you wrote:
At 11:32 PM 11/13/2002 -0700, Marc wrote:
BTW, why didn't the doc prescribe digitalis or digoxin? Digitalis has
been around
since antiquity (it comes from the foxglove plant), and digoxin has been
in use
since at least WWII, iirc. It's usually the drug of
At 18:44 11/12/2002 -0700, M Marc wrote:
Seriously -- did you guys hear about a case back east somewhere, New York
state,
iirc, where a tech had inadvertently left an oxygen cylinder in the room,
and when
the MRI was turned on, it got sucked right into the core, killing the poor
patient
(a
At 22:23 11/12/2002 -0700, M Marc wrote:
What did you do to pretend to be an amoeba? Split in two?
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Stephen Beecroft:
Naturally. It involved cutting various simple shapes out of
construction paper, then deciding which shapes looked
most like Canada.
At 23:38 11/12/2002 -0800, St Stacy wrote:
It's a tragedy these things happen. Everyone who goes into an MRI room
should be trained and no unauthorized person should be allowed in.
Oh, man, now I have to be TRAINED to be sick!! 8))
Till the tired
At 09:46 11/13/2002 -0700, M Marc wrote:
The version of the article I read (in the Toronto paper) said that the Church
members who organized this had to turn away Catholics, Jews, Moslems and
conservative Protestants -- there just wasn't enough room -- but it made them
realize there's a huge
At 19:10 11/13/2002 +, St Stephen wrote:
Just occurred to me: 9 x 6 = 42 in base 13, and 9 x 6 = 46 in base 12.
Obviously, Gary and Jon are simply off-base.
Yes, but WHO'S on first?
Till the everwatchful
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At 13:20 11/13/2002 -0700, M Marc wrote:
See, I can play straight man, too.
Yes, I noticed, and I greatly appreciated that. See how kewl it can be
down here in the mud beneath all the important people.
Till
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At 17:47 11/11/2002 -0900, BLT wrote:
Now that you are no longer working for Microsoft, do you still have the
tenacious loyalty to them that you used to feel?
John,
Speaking of your great love for Microsoft, my daughter just sent me this
link. Thought you would appreciate it, if you haven't
At 21:15 11/11/2002 -0600, Gary wrote:
Wilford Woodruff divided the nations after WWI, including making a new
nation called Yugoslavia.
Whoa, I think this must be a typo. 8))
Till the getting dizzier by the minute
At 17:35 11/12/2002 +, Gib Mij wrote:
How do we avoid hypocrisy, yet at the same time continually strive to
exceed our own limits? Jesus is the only perfect example. At more
reflective moments, the goal of being like him seems impossibly remote
and discouraging.
But you, my friend,
At 09:42 11/12/2002 -0800, Stacy wrote:
I think what everyone means by socialists are the people informally who
believe that the government should pay for health care for everyone
regardless of income or social status, not necessarily those that belong
to the Communist party or groups thereof.
At 11:42 11/12/2002 -0700, M Marc wrote:
And politicians are like underwear: they need to be
changed periodically.
And dunked in suds and hung out to dry. (or would taken to the cleaners
be better? no, that's what they do to us)
Till the ever watchful
At 09:42 11/12/2002 -0900, BLT wrote:
After much pondering, Elmer L. Fairbank favored us with:
Till the not so great himself
Hey, you are coming up in the world. The last time we had a humble pie
eating contest, you won it, if I remember correctly. You were really
groveling in the dust, I
At 11:00 11/12/2002 -0800, you wrote:
In my opinion the more parties the better.
YES!!! the more the merrier. Now who's bringing the cookies? the
green jello
Till the party animal
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At 12:17 11/12/2002 -0700, M Marc wrote:
another
aspect of this is that I lose my sense of where I am in space if I don't
have enough visual or tactile clues, and don't know up from down. Often I
don't realize I've even fallen until I feel the pain from the blow).
Ah, my friend, come grovel
At 13:23 11/12/2002 -0600, St Paul not Minnesota wrote:
I don't eat meat with every meal and certainly not every day. What does
sparingly mean?
Till would maintain that this is really a typo and that sparringly is what
is really meant. It's obvious from the view here that we are to wrestle
At 11:37 11/12/2002 -0800, St Stacy wrote:
Then I'm in trouble because I use lots of convenience foods because I have
trouble cooking. I guess I'll have to tell the bishop that I'm working on
substituting some soy products for meat dishes but I'll need to know where
soy TV dinners, etc.
At 12:46 11/12/2002 -0700, M Marc wrote:
This is a concept we're well acquainted with in Canada, where we separate
the Head
of State from Head of Government. The Head of State (the husband) is purely
ceremonial and only really needed in times of crisis ;-)
You mean Red was giving me bad
At 23:18 11/8/2002 -0800, Stacey wrote:
Where do the Mexicans align themselves?
Certainly not at a border crossing!
Till the ever-watchful
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At 09:31 11/9/2002 -0700, M Marc wrote:
I was in one of the classrooms at Parirenwatwa Hospital (formerly Sir Sanford
Fleming Hospital) in Harare, Zimbabwe, about 7 or 8 years ago, and saw a
display
of what happened when a janitor picked up a small vial of caesium powder
and put
it in his
At 17:42 11/9/2002 -0600, St Paul not Minnesota wrote:
Tell me the name
of just one Muslim that does not despise the Jews and wish that their
nation was dissolved?
Munther Unes. A very fine gentleman if ever I have met one.
Till
At 21:54 11/6/2002 -0600, Gryy wrote:
Though your text book told you about biology, you still cut into that
frog in class. Why? To prove the statements in the book that a frog does
have heart, lungs, etc.
Each time you turn on a light switch, you do it with faith, because you
have previously
At 08:24 11/7/2002 -0700, you wrote:
Which mission in Sao Paulo, do you know?
(for a map of the missions in Brazil, see:
http://www.gatheringofisrael.com/atlas/latin_america/brazil/mbrazil.gif)
To put things in perspective, there are 7 missions in Sao Paulo Estado
alone, and
only 8 in all of
At 19:16 11/4/2002 -0700, M Marc wrote:
Anyone here remember that old cartoon about the swing? There are about half a
dozen ridiculous drawings of a simple swing in ridiculous configurations,
which
go from: what the salesman booked, what the marketeer spec'ed, what the
engineer
built, and so
At 20:21 11/5/2002 +, Goodfriend Scott wrote:
On Tue, 05 Nov 2002 15:01:45 -0500, Elmer L. Fairbank
[EMAIL PROTECTED] said:
At 19:30 11/5/2002 +, Goodfriend Scott wrote:
On Mon, 04 Nov 2002 07:39:36 -0500, Elmer L. Fairbank
[EMAIL PROTECTED] said:
At 18:04 11/2/2002 +, Gib Mij
At 13:27 11/1/2002 -0900, BLT wrote:
It seems to me that an honest scholar would just stick to writing things
he can authenticate using the documentary record, or at least the
archaeological record. In the absence of such records the author isn't
just engaging in unfounded supposition, he is
At 15:29 11/1/2002 -0900, BLT wrote:
Was Ammon defending a flock of turkeys when he cut all those guys arms off?
Till thinks that he was defending the sheep FROM flocks of turkeys!
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At 15:53 11/1/2002 -0900, BLT wrote:
The oldest secular writings, from ancient Sumer, also speak of a Great Flood.
Yes, but they were obviously primitive unenlightened people, whose
superstitions count for nothing in the light of scientific truth and so
must be brushed away with all the other
At 22:01 11/1/2002 -0700, M Marc wrote (and wrote):
So maybe to me I see a turdus migratoris
[guess why I've always remembered *this* one!!] but my 4-year old
granddaughter
sees a robin and her little 2-year old friend sees a birdie. And is it the
European robin or the New World robin? They're
At 23:13 11/1/2002 -0900, BLT wrote:
Otherwise, it is just a long essay on how I look at things.
Till prefers very short essays on how he looks at things.
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At 18:04 11/2/2002 +, Gib Mij wrote:
I'm always confused by this peculir application of the term women's
rights. I'd kinda like to know exactly what constitutes the analogous
men's rights.
The right to work, pay taxes and die.
Till the helpful
At 15:23 11/3/2002 -0600, St Paul (not Minnesota) wrote:
Also, maybe our whole religious experience is self induced with naturally
occurring chemicals in our brains that make us wishy washy? Maybe the
whole thing is a joke? Maybe we don't even really exist. Would someone
pinch me please?
At 14:03 11/3/2002 -0900, BLT wrote:
I'm just a black and white kind of guy.
Yes, I noticed that about your hair, last time I saw you, John. 8))
Till
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At 11:34 11/4/2002 -0700, M Marc wrote:
?
I don't get it.
Elmer L. Fairbank wrote:
At 22:01 11/1/2002 -0700, M Marc wrote (and wrote):
So maybe to me I see a turdus migratoris
[guess why I've always remembered *this* one!!] but my 4-year old
granddaughter
sees a robin and her little 2
At 23:36 10/29/2002 -0700, you wrote:
Okay, some people are train spotters. I'm an aurora spotter. We've had
aurorae for some time now. My wife woke me up at 04:00 one morning to
see a very unusual display. It was a greenish white swoosh across the
entire sky, with the moon right in the middle.
At 00:37 10/31/2002 +0800, His Grace, Bishop Mark wrote:
Of course, a truly modern version of this sonnet would be unprintable, but
cleaned up it might go something like:
Can love last forever?
And what if it did?
Nights like when Tom called to say that he couldn't come back
Because nothing
At 12:46 10/24/2002 -0700, Uncle Dan wrote:
We might be in for a surprise here. The key, I think, is in the actual
consecration of the temple. The Jews will probably build it, as a temple,
but it won't actually meet the Lord's requirements until consecrated by His
church.
Consider that you can
At 03:13 10/25/2002 +, St Stephen wrote:
Perhaps you should tell Elders Maxwell, Nelson, and Hilbig about Occam's
razor, so they can get their acts together.
What's a razor?
Till
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At 21:43 10/23/2002 -0500, Gary wrote:
The Brethren had comfortable lives because they earned a comfortable
life.
Not so sure I agree, Gary. Reference Approaching Zion Chapters 4 and
5. Not so sure earned is the correct choice of terms here.
Till
At 21:46 10/23/2002 -0500, St Paul wrote:
I will admit that I used
to annoyed about it in the past.
Till detects that it is still unresolved
But it is the Lord's church and he can
do whatever he wants, so I have come to accept it.
You're on the right track, though
but I'm sure he had
At 12:10 10/24/2002 -0500, St Paul wrote:
I think we have been here before. It's a good subject. I say that the
Jews can't build a temple that the Lord will accept. A temple must be
built and consecrated to the Lord Jesus Christ and the Jews cannot do
that.
The temple in Jerusalem will be
At 23:05 10/22/2002 -0500, M Marc wrote:
I once had to cross
three provinces in Canada to find an open restaurant!
I hope one of them wasn't Ontario. You could get mighty smackin' hungry
trying that one.
Till
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At 08:48 10/22/2002 -0400, Patient noJ wrote:
Till - every time we went over this handshake I tried to wake you up, but to
no avail. I would have had your home teacher go over it with you, but we
can only teach it in the HP group meeting.
They sure were cool dreams, too. Something to do with
At 12:08 10/22/2002 -0600, M Marc wrote:
My spouse is a Vulcan, and she's giving me the death grip.
Till was Vulcanized once. To keep his brains from leaking
out. Unfortunately, it was too little, too late
Till who's too tired to go round and round on this, so just wheel me
on
At 14:57 10/15/2002 -0400, mean ol' Jon wrote:
Till is tired. Does that mean he is not worthy of awards? 8))
No. You want a ward? You really want to be a Bishop? You think you're
tired now
Noo, n, no whine, whine
Till (Where's the Tam when we really
At 15:03 10/15/2002 -0400, Jon the confused wrote:
Opps! You are a Bishop now, aren't you? Well, you say you want another
ward? You're wacko!
Jon
Till is tired. Does that mean he is not worthy of awards? 8))
No. You want a ward? You really want to be a Bishop? You think you're
At 12:58 10/16/2002 -0500, Paul O wrote:
I would not knowingly shake hands with a murderous unrepentant Gadianton,
and that is *my* doctrine. Would you shake hands with a Gadianton robber?
I'm very very curious to know the answer to this one. hee hee hee ;-))
Shaking of hands has some
At 16:49 10/3/2002 -0600, Uncle Presidente wrote:
They also announced, or it was said that the government would announce,
that Waterton National Park (the northern contiguous sister park to
Glacier National Park) will be increased in size. I was wondering if I
would wake up this morning and find
At 18:33 10/3/2002 -0600, M Marc wrote:
There's a real-life precedent for your scenario: Napoleon's invasion of
Russia, and that was just the Priepsky Marshes that he had to navigate.
Territory and weather were major causes of the Nazi failure in their
attempt at invading Russia,
too.
Yes,
At 23:28 10/4/2002 +0800, Bishop Mark wrote:
Napolean started with his Grande Armee towards Russia with about 500,000
men. The 10,000 that barely survived escaped Russia in early
December. So 80,000 Russian losses were not so bad, all things
considered. Napolean got his just desserts.
At 14:30 10/2/2002 -0600, M Marc wrote:
After we invade and take you over, we'll have to teach you proper English.
Bunny
boots are called mukluks. This *will* be on the test.
Actually, on a more serious note, correct me if my understanding is off. *
Bunny Boots refer to a particular arctic
At 20:25 10/2/2002 -0800, BLT wrote:
A little MYOB would go a long way to solving America's foreign policy
problems.
Make your own beer
Till
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At 18:02 10/2/2002 -0600, M Marc wrote:
But we're vastly outnumbered by caribou. I'm thinking that if the aliens are
really smart, they'll assume that caribous are the sentient species, and we're
just advanced prairie dogs. Besides, they'd be looking for Elvis, and Wawa,
Ontario, is the last
At 18:53 10/3/2002 +0900, Cousin Bill wrote:
Wives make all the difference in the world.
Boy, they sure do! Every man should have a half a dozen or so.
Till
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At 05:16 10/3/2002 -0800, BLT wrote:
Mind Your Own Business --JWR
Sorry! 8))
Till the penitent
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At 10:06 10/3/2002 -0600, Uncle Presidente wrote:
On the other hand, and it pains me to say this because no one is more to
be admired than the venerable Till, but still, I have to say it...
Wasn't it the Till who first introduced alcohol into the discussion?
That never helps in civil discourse.
At 17:49 10/3/2002 +, St Stephan wrote:
-ELF-
Bunny Boots refer to a particular arctic boot manufactured for
the US military, being white, and rated to -40o F
Won't work -- the Canadians only understand Celsius temperature. Heaven
only knows what -40o Farenheit is in Canuck degrees.
At 14:39 10/1/2002 -0800, BLT wrote:
At 09:12 PM 10/1/02 + Larry Jackson favored us with:
I think in this case it might be more that the US is in the habit
of protecting its citizens wherever they are in the world, and
some young citizens were in danger. So the US went to the Ivory
Coast
At 19:02 10/1/2002 -0800, JWR wrote:
Yeah, its real nice to know that you Canadians are real killers
slaughtering people half way around the word. It must make you feel
great. --JWR
Just rogue wolves wandered from the Boreal Forest, eh?
Till
At 00:08 10/2/2002 -0400, Grampa Bill wrote:
the B-70 Valkyrie, named for the Norse War Maidens.
We hope it doesn't DRESS like a Valkyrie!
Till
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At 11:24 10/2/2002 -0600, you wrote:
Oh, they have wolves in Provo, too. They stand at the bottom of the long
ramp up to southern campus and hand out anti-Mormon tracts.
Till thought the wolves in Provo were the RM's prowling for mates .
At 13:21 10/2/2002 -0600, M Marc wrote:
And somebody better check the temperature in hell, because you know what?
I agree with every word John's written here (although I would interpret
some of the references a bit differently). And I'm supposed to be the
token liberal on the list. :-)
I'd
At 13:38 10/2/2002 -0600, m mARC wrote:
Chev Bel-Aire 1956 bumpers. 'nuff said.
OYE!
Till
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At 06:58 10/1/2002 -0800, BLT wrote:
At 07:17 AM 10/1/02 -0400 Jon Spencer favored us with:
I agree, although I don't know about the wealthy part, unless your speaking
in a spiritual sense. The cost of the deluxe scriptures is minor compared
to what they would cost from any other source. I
*Have you ever noticed that military nomenclature loses in the
translation? We think of Desert Storm, and call our missiles
Minuteman [Russian commander to his intelligence aide: Wass iss? Some
kind of rice?] and the EU current jet plane is known as Tornado. When
you go the other way you get
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