Thor gets to nail Sif, Jane Foster, the Enchantress, and an assortment of valkyries. Thor still wins! Yay Thor!
On Thu, Jun 10, 2010 at 9:45 PM, <[email protected]> wrote: > Fine. But at least Superman gets to go home and nail Lois. That's gotta > count for something. > > > The Irredeemable Shag > http://firestormfan.com > http://onceuponageek.com > http://twitter.com/onceuponageek > > > -------- Original Message -------- > Subject: Re: [The Unique Geek] Superman schools Thor > From: Terry Morton <[email protected]> > Date: Thu, June 10, 2010 9:12 pm > To: [email protected] > > Here's something I wrote about 4 years ago on the subject. I think it > still holds up. > > "While Thor is magical, I don't think he really needs to rely on that for > victory. If you think about it, Superman doesn't really ever fight anyone in > his weight class. He does every now and then, but those are the exceptions > to the rule; plus, his actual track record against those foes isn't very > good (Doomsday killed him, Lobo beat him up, etc.). The villains that > Superman fights are mostly normal humans - Lex Luthor, The Toyman, The > Ultra-Humanite, etc. > > Thor, on the other hand, almost exclusively faces foes who are, at least, > as powerful as he or stronger, and, more often than not, he defeats them. > I've seen Thor fight multiple Storm Giants, Heralds of Galactus, Celestials, > living planets, gods, and even Galactus himself. > > A normal day for Superman consists of writing articles for the Daily > Planet, saving kittens that are stuck up trees, helping old ladies cross the > street, and maybe stopping a normal criminal from trying to rob a bank. A > normal day for Thor consists of slaying dragons, fighting Storm Giants, > traveling to other dimensions, and stopping the destruction of planets by > beings who eat them for meals. > > That, plus the fact that Thor had been beating faces for a couple millennia > before Pa Kent first took Kal-El to kindergarten, gives Thor a big edge in > my mind." > > Superman can suck it! > > > > On Thu, Jun 10, 2010 at 7:16 AM, Cary Preston <[email protected]> wrote: > >> Bad writing Is bad. I think it's been pointed out before- Supes is >> particularly vulnerable to magic; meaning Mijolnir would make strawberries >> outta him. >> >> Sent from my iPhone >> >> >> On Jun 9, 2010, at 11:53 PM, Shag <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> Mostly for Terry. :) >>> >>> >>> http://i.imgur.com/V83OJ.jpg >>> >>> >>> The Irredeemable Shag >>> http://firestormfan.com >>> http://onceuponageek.com >>> http://twitter.com/onceuponageek >>> >>> -- >>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >>> "The Unique Geek" group. >>> To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >>> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >>> [email protected]<theuniquegeek%[email protected]> >>> . >>> For more options, visit this group at >>> http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek?hl=en. >>> >>> >> -- >> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >> "The Unique Geek" group. >> To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >> [email protected]<theuniquegeek%[email protected]> >> . >> For more options, visit this group at >> http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek?hl=en. >> >> > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "The Unique Geek" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek?hl=en. > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "The Unique Geek" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]<theuniquegeek%[email protected]> > . > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek?hl=en. > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "The Unique Geek" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek?hl=en.
