I'm going to hit you with so many rights you'll be begging for a left. On Thu, Jun 10, 2010 at 9:50 PM, Terry Morton <[email protected]> wrote:
> OH SNAP!!!!!!!!! > > I'mma dance back, sucka! > > On Thu, Jun 10, 2010 at 9:50 PM, Michael Bailey > <[email protected]>wrote: > >> Next time I see you, Terry, it is on like DONKEY KONG! >> >> >> On Thu, Jun 10, 2010 at 9:47 PM, Terry Morton <[email protected]>wrote: >> >>> Thor gets to nail Sif, Jane Foster, the Enchantress, and an assortment >>> of valkyries. Thor still wins! Yay Thor! >>> >>> >>> On Thu, Jun 10, 2010 at 9:45 PM, <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>>> Fine. But at least Superman gets to go home and nail Lois. That's >>>> gotta count for something. >>>> >>>> >>>> The Irredeemable Shag >>>> http://firestormfan.com >>>> http://onceuponageek.com >>>> http://twitter.com/onceuponageek >>>> >>>> >>>> -------- Original Message -------- >>>> Subject: Re: [The Unique Geek] Superman schools Thor >>>> From: Terry Morton <[email protected]> >>>> Date: Thu, June 10, 2010 9:12 pm >>>> To: [email protected] >>>> >>>> Here's something I wrote about 4 years ago on the subject. I think it >>>> still holds up. >>>> >>>> "While Thor is magical, I don't think he really needs to rely on that >>>> for victory. If you think about it, Superman doesn't really ever fight >>>> anyone in his weight class. He does every now and then, but those are the >>>> exceptions to the rule; plus, his actual track record against those foes >>>> isn't very good (Doomsday killed him, Lobo beat him up, etc.). The villains >>>> that Superman fights are mostly normal humans - Lex Luthor, The Toyman, The >>>> Ultra-Humanite, etc. >>>> >>>> Thor, on the other hand, almost exclusively faces foes who are, at >>>> least, as powerful as he or stronger, and, more often than not, he defeats >>>> them. I've seen Thor fight multiple Storm Giants, Heralds of Galactus, >>>> Celestials, living planets, gods, and even Galactus himself. >>>> >>>> A normal day for Superman consists of writing articles for the Daily >>>> Planet, saving kittens that are stuck up trees, helping old ladies cross >>>> the >>>> street, and maybe stopping a normal criminal from trying to rob a bank. A >>>> normal day for Thor consists of slaying dragons, fighting Storm Giants, >>>> traveling to other dimensions, and stopping the destruction of planets by >>>> beings who eat them for meals. >>>> >>>> That, plus the fact that Thor had been beating faces for a couple >>>> millennia before Pa Kent first took Kal-El to kindergarten, gives Thor a >>>> big >>>> edge in my mind." >>>> >>>> Superman can suck it! >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> On Thu, Jun 10, 2010 at 7:16 AM, Cary Preston <[email protected]>wrote: >>>> >>>>> Bad writing Is bad. I think it's been pointed out before- Supes is >>>>> particularly vulnerable to magic; meaning Mijolnir would make strawberries >>>>> outta him. >>>>> >>>>> Sent from my iPhone >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On Jun 9, 2010, at 11:53 PM, Shag <[email protected]> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> Mostly for Terry. :) >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> http://i.imgur.com/V83OJ.jpg >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> The Irredeemable Shag >>>>>> http://firestormfan.com >>>>>> http://onceuponageek.com >>>>>> http://twitter.com/onceuponageek >>>>>> >>>>>> -- >>>>>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google >>>>>> Groups "The Unique Geek" group. >>>>>> To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >>>>>> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >>>>>> [email protected]<theuniquegeek%[email protected]> >>>>>> . >>>>>> For more options, visit this group at >>>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek?hl=en. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> -- >>>>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google >>>>> Groups "The Unique Geek" group. >>>>> To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >>>>> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >>>>> [email protected]<theuniquegeek%[email protected]> >>>>> . >>>>> For more options, visit this group at >>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek?hl=en. >>>>> >>>>> >>>> -- >>>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google >>>> Groups "The Unique Geek" group. >>>> To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >>>> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >>>> [email protected]. >>>> For more options, visit this group at >>>> http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek?hl=en. >>>> >>>> -- >>>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google >>>> Groups "The Unique Geek" group. >>>> To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >>>> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >>>> [email protected]<theuniquegeek%[email protected]> >>>> . >>>> For more options, visit this group at >>>> http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek?hl=en. >>>> >>> >>> -- >>> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >>> "The Unique Geek" group. >>> To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >>> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >>> [email protected]<theuniquegeek%[email protected]> >>> . >>> For more options, visit this group at >>> http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek?hl=en. >>> >> >> >> >> -- >> This post/e-mail was written by Michael Bailey, Superman Apologist >> >> >> -- >> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google >> Groups "The Unique Geek" group. >> To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. >> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >> [email protected]<theuniquegeek%[email protected]> >> . >> For more options, visit this group at >> http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek?hl=en. >> > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "The Unique Geek" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]<theuniquegeek%[email protected]> > . > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/theuniquegeek?hl=en. > -- This post/e-mail was written by Michael Bailey, Superman Apologist -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "The Unique Geek" group. 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