Next time I see you, Terry, it is on like DONKEY KONG!

On Thu, Jun 10, 2010 at 9:47 PM, Terry Morton <[email protected]> wrote:

> Thor gets to nail Sif, Jane Foster, the Enchantress, and an assortment
> of valkyries.  Thor still wins!  Yay Thor!
>
>
> On Thu, Jun 10, 2010 at 9:45 PM, <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>  Fine.  But at least Superman gets to go home and nail Lois.  That's
>> gotta count for something.
>>
>>
>> The Irredeemable Shag
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>>   -------- Original Message --------
>> Subject: Re: [The Unique Geek] Superman schools Thor
>> From: Terry Morton <[email protected]>
>> Date: Thu, June 10, 2010 9:12 pm
>> To: [email protected]
>>
>> Here's something I wrote about 4 years ago on the subject.  I think it
>> still holds up.
>>
>> "While Thor is magical, I don't think he really needs to rely on that for
>> victory. If you think about it, Superman doesn't really ever fight anyone in
>> his weight class. He does every now and then, but those are the exceptions
>> to the rule; plus, his actual track record against those foes isn't very
>> good (Doomsday killed him, Lobo beat him up, etc.). The villains that
>> Superman fights are mostly normal humans - Lex Luthor, The Toyman, The
>> Ultra-Humanite, etc.
>>
>> Thor, on the other hand, almost exclusively faces foes who are, at least,
>> as powerful as he or stronger, and, more often than not, he defeats them.
>> I've seen Thor fight multiple Storm Giants, Heralds of Galactus, Celestials,
>> living planets, gods, and even Galactus himself.
>>
>> A normal day for Superman consists of writing articles for the Daily
>> Planet, saving kittens that are stuck up trees, helping old ladies cross the
>> street, and maybe stopping a normal criminal from trying to rob a bank. A
>> normal day for Thor consists of slaying dragons, fighting Storm Giants,
>> traveling to other dimensions, and stopping the destruction of planets by
>> beings who eat them for meals.
>>
>> That, plus the fact that Thor had been beating faces for a couple
>> millennia before Pa Kent first took Kal-El to kindergarten, gives Thor a big
>> edge in my mind."
>>
>> Superman can suck it!
>>
>>
>>
>> On Thu, Jun 10, 2010 at 7:16 AM, Cary Preston <[email protected]>wrote:
>>
>>> Bad writing Is bad. I think it's been pointed out before- Supes is
>>> particularly vulnerable to magic; meaning Mijolnir would make strawberries
>>> outta him.
>>>
>>> Sent from my iPhone
>>>
>>>
>>> On Jun 9, 2010, at 11:53 PM, Shag <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>> Mostly for Terry.  :)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> http://i.imgur.com/V83OJ.jpg
>>>>
>>>>
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