"In my many years I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a
shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress."
- John Adams
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So What?!?
http://cagle.com/working/090701/priggee.gif
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"President Obama confessed Tuesday he has not kicked his decades-long cigarette
habit. He says he's no longer a smoker but he sometimes smokes. It's like
claiming you're just being frugal when you ask the bartender at closing time
for a doggy glass."
- Argus Hamilton
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You're serious..... you're serious?!?!?
BEWARE THE OBAMA 'EVIL EYE'
http://www.drudgereport.com/flashoe.htm
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"President Obama was interrupted by a ringtone with the sound of a duck during
a speech. How lucky this person was Dick Cheney was not there or he would have
shot his ass."
- Pedro Bartes
Presidentius Interruptus
http://gawker.com/5303995/duck-ringtone-interrupts-president?autoplay=true
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"The White House revealed Monday that President Obama will vacation on Martha's
Vineyard. His arrival on the island should cause quite a stir among the old New
England families there. Until now their idea of a person of color was George
Hamilton."
- Argus Hamilton
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A History of Affirmative Action
http://cagle.com/working/090701/bagley.jpg
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"A Connecticut minister tried to exorcise "gay demons" from a teenage boy
Apparently, instead of a bible and blessed water, the minister used the sports
section of the paper and old spice."
- Pedro Bartes
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"Most men worry about their own bellies, and other people's souls, when we all
ought to be worried abut our own souls, and other people's bellies."
- Rabbi Israel Salanter (1810-83)
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Oklahoma Legislature to Consider Proclamation Linking the Economic Crisis to
Obama's Immoral Policies
http://tinyurl.com/n2bdvu
Recently, Rush Limbaugh explained (if it were not already obvious) how Obama
economic policies were the cause of Republican Gov. Mark Sanford's affair with
a beautiful Argentinian woman. But what caused the economic problems that
caused the stimulus package that aroused Gov. Sanford? Oklahoma Rep. Sally Kern
has finally answered that question: our sins. Kern has drafted a resolution
that puts the current economic crisis squarely on the backs of libertines and
godless people who have produced a moral crisis This includes Obama's refusal
to "uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in recognition of our
National Day of Prayer." ...
OKLAHOMA CITIZEN'S PROCLAMATION FOR MORALITY
. .
WHEREAS, the people of Oklahoma have a strong tradition of reliance upon the
Creator of the Universe; and
WHEREAS, we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national
moral crisis; and
WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion,
pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births,
child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery; and
WHEREAS, alarmed that the Government of the United States of America is
forsaking the rich Christian heritage upon which this nation was built; and
WHEREAS, grieved that the Office of the president of these United States has
refused to uphold the long held tradition of past presidents in giving
recognition to our National Day of Prayer; and
WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president of these United
States disregards the biblical admonitions to live clean and pure lives by
proclaiming an entire month to an immoral behavior;
NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that we the undersigned elected officials of the
people of Oklahoma, religious leaders and citizens of the State of Oklahoma,
appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world, solemnly declare that the HOPE of
the great State of Oklahoma and of these United States, rests upon the
Principles of Religion and Morality as put forth in the HOLY BIBLE; and
BE IT RESOLVED that we, the undersigned, believers in the One True God and His
only Son, call upon all to join with us in recognizing that “Blessed is the
Nation whose God is the Lord,” and humbly implore all who love Truth and Virtue
to live above reproach in the sight of God and man with a firm reliance on the
leadership and protection of Almighty God; and
BE IT RESOLVED that we, the undersigned, humbly call upon Holy God, our
Creator, Sustainer, and Redeemer, to have mercy on this nation, to stay His
hand of judgment, and grant a national awakening of righteousness and Christian
renewal as we repent of our great sin.
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These people are selective sin haters.... they missed GREED, which actually DID
have something to do with our economic problems today!
Hey, wait a minute, now.... is Rep. Kern calling for an Iranian-type Theocracy
here?!?
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Just wondering....
Whose marriage do we get to vote on next?
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> WHEREAS, deeply disturbed that the Office of the president
> of these United States disregards the biblical admonitions
> to live clean and pure lives by proclaiming an entire month
> to an immoral behavior;
Which is that, Gay Recruitment Month, Third Trimester Abortion Month, or Down
with Guns Month?
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Can Texas take Oklahoma with it when it secedes? 'Cause I'm OK with that...
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"Michael Jackson. I have an observation. I have an observation about this
Michael Jackson thing, not about the details of his death or anything.
Jackson's success, if you stop and think of it -- and this is going to really
irritate some people, which I will enjoy doing -- Jackson's success paralleled
the rebound of the United States under Ronaldus Magnus. Michael Jackson's
biggest successes, and as it turns out his final successes, real successes took
place in the eighties. That was Billie Jean, Thriller and all this. I mean he
was as weird as he could be but he was profoundly, because of his weirdness, an
individual. He wasn't a group member. He reached a level of success that may
never be equalled. He flourished under Reagan; he languished under
Clinton-Bush; and died under Obama. Let's hope the parallel does not continue."
- Rush Limbaugh
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Examples....
http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=62d5831595640a122338bedcb02b2698
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NEWS QUIZ
The reason the GOP is in trouble:
A) Only 22% identify as Republican
B) No consistent message
C) Negativity
D) Leaders either not known or widely disliked
Hint: Correct! Take the rest of the day off.
- IronicTimes.com
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Senseless....
http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=68aac0e38f70b7d53289a0237efebf9c
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Palin Does Interview Without Sounding Like A Wacko
http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1212
Unlike her usual buzzword-laced, rambling, nonsensical tirade that often trails
so badly off topic that even the most intelligent of listeners can no longer
recall the original topic, Sarah Palin recently completed an interview with
Runner's World magazine in which she came across as a completely competent
human being.
"It was quite the shock," said Runner's World Editor-In-Chief David Willey. "I
thought at first it was one of our writers playing a joke and we nearly didn't
run the story. Then I went back and listened to the recordings of the interview
and, sure enough, it was real."
The interview with Palin touches on her fondness for running, the difficulty of
not being able to run while on the campaign trail last year, and her ability to
defeat Barrack Obama in a race.
"I betcha I'd have more endurance," said Palin of that race, not once making
reference to Roe vs. Wade, Alaska being the first line of defense against
Russia, or a bridge she really did want built but then later claimed she did
not.
The likely reason for this radical reversal is the nature of the topics. Palin
understands running and her feelings about running while, despite being
Governor of Alaska, politics is something she still fails to grasp.
When told of the successful interview, former running mate John McCain just
laughed and said, "yeah, right."
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"Sarah Palin said that she can beat Obama in a race. Unfortunately, in 2008 it
was a tag race and she was running with old McCain."
- Pedro Bartes
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We'll Change!!!
http://www.bartcop.com/gop-change-swear.jpg
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