"The White House is allocating tickets for the upcoming Easter Egg Roll to gay
and lesbian parents as part of the Obama administration's outreach to diverse
communities... finally a chance for Cheney's daughter to see what the White
House looks like."
- Pedro Bartes
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"Conservatives aren't happy with Obama because he basically fired the CEO of
General Motors, and they said he's interfering with private industry's ability
to run our country into the ground."
- Bill Maher
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"We all believe in a free-market economy.... but at a price, of course."
- Mr. R.Winger, CEO
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Sorry, My Bad....
http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=8c4fb6c05aed145f8b6a19789cd01754
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"The New York International auto show begins today. This year the show is
sponsored by the repo man."
- Jake Novak
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"These bloodsucker vampires are not going to be satisfied with just sucking the
blood out of GM's top guy, the AIG executives, or any other business, or
business person. Their thirst for power and control is unquenchable. They will
not stop. There's only two ways for this movie to end. Either the economy
becomes like the walking dead, or you drive a stake through the heart of the
bloodsuckers."
- Glenn Beck
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Teabaggers Unite!
http://www.credoaction.com/comics/2009/04/teabaggers_unite.html
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"Yes, tyrrany; aka our democratically elected President... I think you might be
confusing tyranny with losing. And I feel for ya, because I've been there. A
few times, in fact one was a bit of a nailbiter. But see, when the guy that you
disagree with gets elected he's probably going to do things you disagree with.
He could cut taxes on the wealthy, remove government's oversight capability,
invade a country that you thought should not be invaded, that's not tyranny,
that's Democracy. See now you're in the minority. It's supposed to taste like a
shit taco. And by the way, if I remember correctly, when disagreement was
expressed about that President's actions when y'all were in power I believe the
response was 'Why do you hate America?', 'Watch what you say', 'Love it or
leave it', 'Suck on my truck nuts'..."
- Jon Stewart, "The Daily Show"
Baracknophobia - Obey
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=223862&title=baracknophobia-obey
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TEABAG PARTY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F26vC_1_8xw
(it took a lot of cojones to make that video and put it out there, too!)
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Protest Sign:
TEABAGGERS AGAINST OBAMA'S STIMULUS PACKAGE!
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The GOP-brain logical disconnect....
"He's a wimp that's going to let our enemies kill us all, and a domestic
iron-fisted tyrant!"
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Just Imagine If....
http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=e008ae25e004fb4997bdd523e74045e1
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"On his way home from his trip abroad, President Obama made a short,
unscheduled stop in Bagdad. The stop was so short Air Force One didn't even
land. The president used one of A.I.G.'s golden parachutes."
- Bill Williams
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The Glenn Beck Apocalypse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4NMoyarAM4
"Glenn, you are like if Sarah Palin farted into a balloon, and you then put a
wig on it. That's you."
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It's All Your Fault!!
http://cagle.com/working/090406/greenberg21.jpg
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"And the real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call
re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get
trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to
go to work in some of these politically correct forums."
- Rep. Michele Bachmann [R-MN]
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/06/bachmann-obama-wants-re-e_n_183552.html
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On the menu today: Souffle of Wingnut
Bachmann teh ignorant, lightly pan-fried in rabid froth, wrapped in a warm
crazy, smothered in a heavy layer of stupid sauce, and served up with a side of
bizarre on a layer of crisp, shredded cluelessness.
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"Queen Elizabeth upbraided Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi for cutting
up and making noise at the Group of Twenty leaders group photo [last] Thursday.
The man is simply irrepressible. Silvio Berlusconi is like fine wine, about
twelve percent alcohol."
- Argus Hamilton
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Marketing Changes
http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=740e36b8c0eb845c566e808f1fa2baa8
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"There was a big rally on Wall Street yesterday after Citigroup reported a
profit for the first two months of the year. That just goes to show you what
determination, hard work, and 45 billion of our bailout dollars can do."
- Jay Leno
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Fuzzy On The Details
http://thehill.com/images/stories/weyants/2009/April/cartoon040809.jpg
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CITIGROUP CHAIRMAN: BANKERS BEING 'VILIFIED'
http://tinyurl.com/cxsu3w
Citigroup Inc.'s new board chairman, Richard Parsons, said financial
institutions are being targeted for creating the nation's financial crisis, but
they aren't the only ones responsible.
"Everybody participated in pumping up this balloon. Now the balloon has
deflated," he said Monday. "Everybody, in reality, has some part of the blame.
But it's much more in the culture to find a villain and vilify the villain."
Besides banks, there was reduced regulatory oversight, loans to unqualified
borrowers were encouraged and people took out mortgages or home-equity loans
they couldn't afford. ...
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What's In Your Wallet?
http://cagle.com/working/090403/plante.jpg
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Reduced regulatory oversight.... of banks and big financial institutions.
Loans to unqualified borrowers.... made by banks.
People took our mortgages and home-equity loans they couldn't afford.... from
banks who abandoned underwriting requirements.
The rich arseholds who run the world sure are WATBs*....
* Whiny-Ass Titty Babies
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Long Ago....
http://cagle.com/working/090408/matson.jpg
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"Hey, here's some good news. Bernard Madoff, the sleaze-ball guy in that $50
billion Ponzi scheme thing, is going to plead guilty. But Madoff's lawyer is
trying to get all the charges dropped by arguing that Madoff is no longer a
threat to society because there aren't any rich people anymore"
- Jay Leno
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"The economy is horrible, isn't it? Just horrible. Every day there are little
reminders that jump right in your face and remind you how bad the economy is.
This morning, I wake up, I go downstairs. The Starbucks that was in my living
room has closed. I go to Barnes and Noble, every book on sale in Barnes and
Noble begins on Chapter 11. My retirement fund has lost so much value, it's now
a 401K-Mart."
- David Letterman
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Sleep Tight....
http://www.cagle.com/working/090123/sepideh.jpg
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"Goldman Sachs is looking to sell billions of new shares of stock. The plan
relies on finding a few billion investors who haven't read the business news
for the last 18 months."
- Jake Novak
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Can you say, "Classy!!!"?
FOX TO MAKE REALITY TV SHOW OUT OF COMPANY LAYOFFS
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=403091>1=28103
The Fox network is letting employees of some troubled small businesses decide
which one of their colleagues will be laid off and turning the results into a
reality show.
The series, "Someone's Gotta Go," is in production, but Fox wouldn't say on
Wednesday when it would go on the air.
Each episode will feature a company with about 15 or 20 employees that needs to
cut costs because of the economy. Instead of the boss deciding who is fired,
the company will open its books to show everyone's salaries and let the
employees make the call.
In an inverse to "The Apprentice," the chosen one loses, instead of gets, a
job. ...
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Maybe they should call it, "How Low Can You Go, Fox?!?"
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Hey, I should sell them MY idea:
A comedy about Insurance Co. bean counters deciding who they will deny
life-saving medical care....
It should be a hoot!
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Pump It Up!
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/Z/f/2/Reinflating-The-World-Economy.jpg
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"President Obama is pushing for new immigration laws that will make it easier
for foreigners to become citizens... especially if they agree to buy our
overpriced homes at a special "Welcome to America!" 15% mortgage rate."
- Jake Novak
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"India has produced the world's cheapest car called the Nano. The Nano is so
cheap people in India can afford to hire U.S. technical supporters to drive
them."
- Alex Kaseberg
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Q: What do Tigers Woods and a Bear Stearns investor have in common?
A: Both are in the hole very quickly.
- Alan Ray
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Hold On, There!!!
http://cagle.com/working/090407/olle.jpg
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