David Mack mentioned ..

A friend from my student days had the answer to that one. He had pulled
a trolley out of the river which had obviously been there for some time,
and was covered in slime and weed. He wheeled it back to Tesco, asked
for the Store Manager and requested a donation to some student society
he was involved with, for returning the trolley. When the Manager
refused, he left the trolley in the middle of the store, dripping muddy
water all over the floor and rang the Council to report a health
hazard...

Hi David,

Ooo - I liked that :-)

I might hazard a guess that, once 'canalised', his soggy store trolleys
would have to go away to be cleaned and sanitised - and that would affect
his profits (and bonuses).

Far better (and personally cheaper) to simply write them off as 'stolen' and
claim on their insurance policy.

Our local Tesco Superstore has two 'fully disabled' trolleys, the kind where
the passenger simple sits, strapped in, whilst the pusher/carer gets on with
their shopping.

We live at least three miles, as the trolley goes, from that store and I
found one of the two shoved into the bushes behind our local shops. Because
I was aware of how important these trolleys are to some shoppers (including
my sister-in-law) I rang Tesco *four* times during that week - whilst
monitoring its movements around the locality - and also made two personal
visits to the store.  

Nothing happened, of course, at least not until I threatened to contact the
local radio stations with my story - at which point it was 'suddenly', and
mysteriously, collected.

Trevor - publicity can be a wondrous thing!

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