***************************** Team Allaire *****************************
Nope. I'm not trained for it. Besides, how would you feel having someone
like me with a really sharp knife near your ..... tailpipe? :)
> can you circumcision?
>
> -george
>
>
> >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Michael Dinowitz)
> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Subject: Re: Lamborghini joke
> >Date: Tue, 01 May 2001 12:41:28 -0400
> >
> >***************************** Team Allaire *****************************
> >As an Orthodox Jew, I get it and will not comment on it (don't want a
> >religious war here, even one over religion).
> >A Rabbi and a Priest are living together (this pair is in a lot of
jokes).
> >They decide that they need a car and go out to get one. To preserve the
> >peace, they agree to do nothing religious with the car.
> >Three days after getting the car (a Sunday), the rabbi wakes up early to
> >hear Latin chanting. He goes to the window to see the priest in full
robes
> >with a incense censor blessing the car.
> >Eight days after getting the car the priest wakes up, goes outside and
> >finds
> >8 inches cut off of the tail pipe.
> >
> >
> > > G'morning all,
> > >
> > > A businessman is so successful he decides to treat himself to a
> >Lamborghini.
> > >
> > > Being a religious and observant man, he goes to the Orthodox rabbi,
and
> >says
> > > he needs a mezzuzah for his Lamborghini.
> > > The rabbi says "What's that?" "You mean what's a Lamborghini?" "Yes".
> >"It's
> > > an expensive Italian sports car."
> > >
> > > The rabbi says "A mezzuzah for a Lamborghini? That's blasphemy!! You
> >must
> > > go see the Conservative rabbi."
> > >
> > > So, the businessman goes to the Conservative rabbi, and repeats his
> >request.
> > > The rabbi says "What's that?"
> > > Again, he says "It's an expensive Italian sports car."
> > >
> > > The rabbi says "A mezzuzah for a Lamborghini? That's blasphemy!! You
> >must
> > > go see the Reform rabbi."
> > >
> > > Sooooo, the businessman goes to the Reform rabbi, and repeats his
> >request.
> > > The rabbi says "What's that?"
> > >
> > > Yet again, he says "It's an expensive Italian sports car."
> > > The rabbi says "I know what a Lamborghini is. What's a mezzuzah?"
> > >
> > > <groan>
> > > (well, at least a few people on the list will get it...)
> > >
> > > Ben
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
>
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