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-george
>From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Michael Dinowitz)
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: Re: Lamborghini joke
>Date: Tue, 01 May 2001 12:41:28 -0400
>
>***************************** Team Allaire *****************************
>As an Orthodox Jew, I get it and will not comment on it (don't want a
>religious war here, even one over religion).
>A Rabbi and a Priest are living together (this pair is in a lot of jokes).
>They decide that they need a car and go out to get one. To preserve the
>peace, they agree to do nothing religious with the car.
>Three days after getting the car (a Sunday), the rabbi wakes up early to
>hear Latin chanting. He goes to the window to see the priest in full robes
>with a incense censor blessing the car.
>Eight days after getting the car the priest wakes up, goes outside and
>finds
>8 inches cut off of the tail pipe.
>
>
> > G'morning all,
> >
> > A businessman is so successful he decides to treat himself to a
>Lamborghini.
> >
> > Being a religious and observant man, he goes to the Orthodox rabbi, and
>says
> > he needs a mezzuzah for his Lamborghini.
> > The rabbi says "What's that?" "You mean what's a Lamborghini?" "Yes".
>"It's
> > an expensive Italian sports car."
> >
> > The rabbi says "A mezzuzah for a Lamborghini? That's blasphemy!! You
>must
> > go see the Conservative rabbi."
> >
> > So, the businessman goes to the Conservative rabbi, and repeats his
>request.
> > The rabbi says "What's that?"
> > Again, he says "It's an expensive Italian sports car."
> >
> > The rabbi says "A mezzuzah for a Lamborghini? That's blasphemy!! You
>must
> > go see the Reform rabbi."
> >
> > Sooooo, the businessman goes to the Reform rabbi, and repeats his
>request.
> > The rabbi says "What's that?"
> >
> > Yet again, he says "It's an expensive Italian sports car."
> > The rabbi says "I know what a Lamborghini is. What's a mezzuzah?"
> >
> > <groan>
> > (well, at least a few people on the list will get it...)
> >
> > Ben
> >
> >
> >
>
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