***************************** Team Allaire *****************************
As an Orthodox Jew, I get it and will not comment on it (don't want a
religious war here, even one over religion).
A Rabbi and a Priest are living together (this pair is in a lot of jokes).
They decide that they need a car and go out to get one. To preserve the
peace, they agree to do nothing religious with the car.
Three days after getting the car (a Sunday), the rabbi wakes up early to
hear Latin chanting. He goes to the window to see the priest in full robes
with a incense censor blessing the car.
Eight days after getting the car the priest wakes up, goes outside and finds
8 inches cut off of the tail pipe.
> G'morning all,
>
> A businessman is so successful he decides to treat himself to a
Lamborghini.
>
> Being a religious and observant man, he goes to the Orthodox rabbi, and
says
> he needs a mezzuzah for his Lamborghini.
> The rabbi says "What's that?" "You mean what's a Lamborghini?" "Yes".
"It's
> an expensive Italian sports car."
>
> The rabbi says "A mezzuzah for a Lamborghini? That's blasphemy!! You
must
> go see the Conservative rabbi."
>
> So, the businessman goes to the Conservative rabbi, and repeats his
request.
> The rabbi says "What's that?"
> Again, he says "It's an expensive Italian sports car."
>
> The rabbi says "A mezzuzah for a Lamborghini? That's blasphemy!! You
must
> go see the Reform rabbi."
>
> Sooooo, the businessman goes to the Reform rabbi, and repeats his request.
> The rabbi says "What's that?"
>
> Yet again, he says "It's an expensive Italian sports car."
> The rabbi says "I know what a Lamborghini is. What's a mezzuzah?"
>
> <groan>
> (well, at least a few people on the list will get it...)
>
> Ben
>
>
>
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