www.m-w.com reports:
Main Entry: me�zu�zah
Variant(s): or me�zu�za /m&-'zu-z&/
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -zahs or -zas or me�zu�zot /-'zu-"zOt/
Etymology: Hebrew mezuzAh doorpost
Date: 1650
: a small parchment scroll inscribed with Deut 6:4-9 and 11:13-21 and the
name Shaddai and placed in a case fixed to the doorpost by some Jewish
families as a sign and reminder of their faith
----- Original Message -----
From: "Nathan Stanford" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2001 1:29 PM
Subject: RE: Lamborghini joke
> Ok Ok for those of us who don't know.... :)
>
>
> What is a mezzuzah?
>
>
>
> Nathan Stanford
> Senior Programmer/Analyst
> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Braver, Ben [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2001 11:23 AM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: Lamborghini joke
> >
> > G'morning all,
> >
> > A businessman is so successful he decides to treat himself to a
> > Lamborghini.
> >
> > Being a religious and observant man, he goes to the Orthodox rabbi, and
> > says
> > he needs a mezzuzah for his Lamborghini.
> > The rabbi says "What's that?" "You mean what's a Lamborghini?" "Yes".
> > "It's
> > an expensive Italian sports car."
> >
> > The rabbi says "A mezzuzah for a Lamborghini? That's blasphemy!! You
> > must
> > go see the Conservative rabbi."
> >
> > So, the businessman goes to the Conservative rabbi, and repeats his
> > request.
> > The rabbi says "What's that?"
> > Again, he says "It's an expensive Italian sports car."
> >
> > The rabbi says "A mezzuzah for a Lamborghini? That's blasphemy!! You
> > must
> > go see the Reform rabbi."
> >
> > Sooooo, the businessman goes to the Reform rabbi, and repeats his
request.
> > The rabbi says "What's that?"
> >
> > Yet again, he says "It's an expensive Italian sports car."
> > The rabbi says "I know what a Lamborghini is. What's a mezzuzah?"
> >
> > <groan>
> > (well, at least a few people on the list will get it...)
> >
> > Ben
> >
> >
> >
>
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