Ok Ok for those of us who don't know.... :)
What is a mezzuzah?
Nathan Stanford
Senior Programmer/Analyst
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Braver, Ben [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2001 11:23 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Lamborghini joke
>
> G'morning all,
>
> A businessman is so successful he decides to treat himself to a
> Lamborghini.
>
> Being a religious and observant man, he goes to the Orthodox rabbi, and
> says
> he needs a mezzuzah for his Lamborghini.
> The rabbi says "What's that?" "You mean what's a Lamborghini?" "Yes".
> "It's
> an expensive Italian sports car."
>
> The rabbi says "A mezzuzah for a Lamborghini? That's blasphemy!! You
> must
> go see the Conservative rabbi."
>
> So, the businessman goes to the Conservative rabbi, and repeats his
> request.
> The rabbi says "What's that?"
> Again, he says "It's an expensive Italian sports car."
>
> The rabbi says "A mezzuzah for a Lamborghini? That's blasphemy!! You
> must
> go see the Reform rabbi."
>
> Sooooo, the businessman goes to the Reform rabbi, and repeats his request.
> The rabbi says "What's that?"
>
> Yet again, he says "It's an expensive Italian sports car."
> The rabbi says "I know what a Lamborghini is. What's a mezzuzah?"
>
> <groan>
> (well, at least a few people on the list will get it...)
>
> Ben
>
>
>
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