A Rabbi, a Priest and a Reverand are playing golf when the subject of giving
money to the poor comes up as it seems there is a surplus of donations. The
Priest gets an idea. He draws a circle on the green and says "let's take
all the money, throw it up in the air, and whatever lands outside of the
circle goes to the poor." The Rabbi likes the idea but he says, "instead,
let's throw all the money up in the air and whatever lands inside the circle
goes to the poor." The Reverand contemplates these two ideas and finally
comes up with a solution. "How about we take all the money, throw it up in
the air and what God wants, he keeps."
Ba dump bump...
----- Original Message -----
From: "Michael Dinowitz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2001 12:41 PM
Subject: Re: Lamborghini joke
> ***************************** Team Allaire *****************************
> As an Orthodox Jew, I get it and will not comment on it (don't want a
> religious war here, even one over religion).
> A Rabbi and a Priest are living together (this pair is in a lot of jokes).
> They decide that they need a car and go out to get one. To preserve the
> peace, they agree to do nothing religious with the car.
> Three days after getting the car (a Sunday), the rabbi wakes up early to
> hear Latin chanting. He goes to the window to see the priest in full robes
> with a incense censor blessing the car.
> Eight days after getting the car the priest wakes up, goes outside and
finds
> 8 inches cut off of the tail pipe.
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at
http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at
http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm
Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/
Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
