***************************** Team Allaire *****************************
I heard it slightly differently, but I guess the religion of the teller
alters it. :)
Every Sunday outside a large church stands two people asking for donations.
The people get out look at the first person, who happens to be a Rabbi and
says "You want this" and then gives a wad of cash to the second person, who
happens to be a Priest. They'll give the Rabbi a few coins and the Priest'll
get hundred dollar bills.
This goes on for weeks and weeks and the Pastor of the church is watching
all this. One week he just can't take it any more. After the people all
leave, he goes to the Rabbi and says "Rabbi. You know the people aren't
going to give you any real money. Your just setting yourself up for ridicule
and embarrassment. Why don't you stop?".
The Rabbi then turns to the Priest and says, "Nu Shmuel, he should tell us
how to do business?"
(Nu is a Yiddish term that means basically so or what.)
> A Rabbi, a Priest and a Reverand are playing golf when the subject of
giving
> money to the poor comes up as it seems there is a surplus of donations.
The
> Priest gets an idea. He draws a circle on the green and says "let's take
> all the money, throw it up in the air, and whatever lands outside of the
> circle goes to the poor." The Rabbi likes the idea but he says,
"instead,
> let's throw all the money up in the air and whatever lands inside the
circle
> goes to the poor." The Reverand contemplates these two ideas and finally
> comes up with a solution. "How about we take all the money, throw it up
in
> the air and what God wants, he keeps."
>
> Ba dump bump...
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Michael Dinowitz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2001 12:41 PM
> Subject: Re: Lamborghini joke
>
>
> > ***************************** Team Allaire *****************************
> > As an Orthodox Jew, I get it and will not comment on it (don't want a
> > religious war here, even one over religion).
> > A Rabbi and a Priest are living together (this pair is in a lot of
jokes).
> > They decide that they need a car and go out to get one. To preserve the
> > peace, they agree to do nothing religious with the car.
> > Three days after getting the car (a Sunday), the rabbi wakes up early to
> > hear Latin chanting. He goes to the window to see the priest in full
robes
> > with a incense censor blessing the car.
> > Eight days after getting the car the priest wakes up, goes outside and
> finds
> > 8 inches cut off of the tail pipe.
> >
>
>
>
>
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