I'm not at all PC in finding these really funny does that mean I'm highly Mac? <perish the thought>
:-) -Ben At 07:06 PM 6/9/02 -0700, you wrote: >If you're highly PC, you won't like these jokes .. . > > >The Saudi Ambassador to the U.N. has just finished giving a speech, and >walks out into the lobby where he meets his American counterpart. They shake >hands and as they walk the Saudi asks, "You know, I have just one question >about what I have seen in America." > >The American replies, "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you I >will do." > > >The Saudi whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there >are Russians and Blacks and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. >He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek." > > >The American laughs, leans over and says, "That's because it takes place in >the future." > > >******* > > >A father is walking with his son around the year 2032 in lower Manhattan. As >they explore the area the father explains to his son about the grandeur of >the buildings and take on the sites. Suddenly they come to a beautiful park >and plaza. > > >The son is so excited at the beautiful park and monuments and asks his Dad: >"What are these monuments for?" > > >The father replies: "This park is dedicated to honour the Twin Towers and >the memory of the people of New York." > > >"What are the Twin Towers?" asks the son. > > >Dad replies: "They were two very large 110 story buildings which stood here >nearly 30 years until Arab Terrorists destroyed them." > > >The son look puzzled, and says: "Dad, what is an arab?" > > > > >> > > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
